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I feel like the knda frndshp band membrs have r dffrnt. Like u and ur guitarist could make out and it would mean nthn.
#i’m talking about myself#partially#this is also just the relationship between kirk and lars#and Gerard and Frank#frerard#lars ulrich#kirk hammett#gerard way#frank iero#clownfkr420
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Silly Game Time: Firstly, think of a quote you like. It could be because you find it profound, inspiring, or just plain funny. It could be a famous quote by a notable person, or something that a personal aquaintance said to you alone, or a line from a story of any kind.
Secondly, share it with us ... WITHOUT using any vowels!
(For Example: "s nw tht th crcmstnc f n's brth s rrlvnt. t s wht y d wth th gft f lf tht dtrmns wh y re." - Mwtw)
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In Conversation With Realname Prada
Words by Atang Moalosi and Tefo Kosie
After closing off 2024 with his mixtape Southside Broke My Heart, Realname Prada is back to talk about the story behind his project and his journey as a rapper.
Southside Broke My Heart boasts a newly found headspace for Realname Prada who approaches the mixtape with a very definitive energy. The project is littered with clever one-liners such as on the lead single 'Versace Flow' which is a great singular representation of the overall mood of the project. Prada boasts assertive verses to compliment 'Chef's' sample-heavy production that carries the mixtape to complete rap prowess. SBMH is an exploration of Botswana from Prada's eyes. From the OG tales of encouragement to the vibrant lines about having diamonds in the backyard, Realname paints a vivid scenery of a seemingly chaotic world in which he thrives regardless.

What is the story behind ‘Realname Prada’ and what about chrysus, who is that and why did you change your name?
I’m Chrysus. I’m gonna start with Chrysus because that’s how I started off. Chrysus is literally just a name i got off a name generator when i wanted name to start out my journey. I went with Chrysus because I was still very self-conscious about my music and I didn’t want anybody even getting the idea that it was me. and then Realname Prada is a funny story actually. Once upon a time I thought I would get Prada boots and they were all I could talk about but i never got the boots and so it sorta became a joke to call me Prada/Prada Don Dada. The name Prada stuck and i just changed it one day in the name of evolution. plus it sounds cooler than Chrysus
When did you start writing and rapping?
I would say I’ve been rapping since 2019 but i only started seriously writing and putting out work in 2020.
The project before your last (sumn dffrnt) was very definitive soundwise and consisted of a lot confident rapping over slower tempo beats. How was the process working that and conceptualizing the difference in who were and the then present self?
I was actually trying to put together a whole other project with a different name and everything. I was failing to meet my own deadlines and realized throughout the whole recording and writing that i was straying off the original concept. I also felt that I was really doing “something different” from what was out then in our scene and from the original plan and that led to the tape. I think back then I had less to think when making the music. it was just about making music to impress my friends who had just found out that i make music and having fun while doing it. That’s the difference; then it was about exploring that box i had just opened and now its more of trying to see how i can grow past that box and try to be a better hiphop artist/rapper overall.

Your new mixtape sounds like a refined extension of sum dffrnt. You also curated practically the whole project with a very talented producer 'chef'. What was the thought process behind that?
I wouldn’t necessarily say its a refined extension but without sumn dffrnt there definitely wouldn’t be a SBMH. I can say it inspired it maybe. There wasn’t much of a thought process because most of the songs are just my thoughts, feelings and observations at certain points of last year. Chef’s production helped bring all those things to life because of his understanding of my vision. He’s great at what he does so that paired with good chemistry can’t go wrong in my opinion
Speaking of music production, what draws you to this sample heavy hip hop production style, and which artists influenced the way you approach music?
i’m heavily influenced but what i think is called modern boom-bap or “yap rap”. I take my inspiration from a whole lot of artists ranging from the whole the Griselda niggas to Jay Z, from A-reece to local OG’s like Zeus & Scar and more recently the Roots. Some of the aforementioned artists used a lot of sample based instrumentals which I was first exposed on the Jay-Z albums “4:44” and “Reasonable Doubt” as well as “Pray For Paris” by Westside Gunn so that’s what kind of set the tone for me loving samples. i feel like the samples kind of force you to say something that will draw the listener further into your world or into whatever picture you’re trying to paint.
Prior to the release of the mixtape, you were featured on Sinner TV to perform the then-unreleased track "scmmrs and rbbrs" on their first edition of the Free Yourself performances. How did that come about?
Ciggz had told me about the idea for the show before and we had spoke about making it happen for a while. It just so happened that one fateful night when i was at his place he said “we could shoot it right now” and we just went and we did it right then and there. I thought it would also be good promo for the release.

What is your favourite song from SBMH and why?
Currently it’s “verse of the year.” That’s because I believe I pushed myself out my comfort zone with that one in terms of delivery and also just the theme & message of the song are personally important to me. My friend likes to say its an anthem.
What was the idea behind the name SBMH?
I come from and live in Ramotswa. I also spend a lot of my time in Gaborone. Both those places are located in the Southern region of Botswana so thats the Southside part. So the name of the tape is a direct nod at how i'm confronting these observations/feelings i express in the project. Its a realization that this is what’s happening but also it breaks my heart that this is what i’m seeing and feeling.
live from the 267 carried the only feature of the project, Tash, who is also on your Yorokobi team. How did the collaboration come about, and how was the experience of working on it?
I hadn’t finished the song but I sent it to the team for feedback on it because it took me some time to warm up to the song. Tash particularly favoured it and he sent me back the file with his verse on it. It wasn’t necessarily a planned, it just turned out that way for the better because I probably wasn’t going to finish the song as quick as it was finished.
Does prioritizing hard hitting and technically lyrical material over the current climate of 'content-like' music make you feel a way?
Given the type of music I make, I’m naturally bound to feel a way so yes, but music is music. I can advocate for “lyrical miracles” all I want but the truth is I also enjoy some of the content-like music. I do also believe though that there should be somewhat an element of substance to it. To each his own

Should we expect more visuals going into 2025?
Yes. More visuals for sure
Are collaborations on your mind going into this year or is it more of an individual effort?
I’m definitely looking into a lot of collaborations this year. The YK team will be putting in a collective effort alongside a lot of other creatives that are doing their thing. I can’t say too much for now.
Stream Realname Prada's mixtape HERE
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"You look... different. Hair cut?"
"I lost an arm."
"I know. The hair cut thing was a farce. I just didn't want to be rude. But since you brought it up, what the hell happened to you?"
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Encasillados en la corriente punk, The Adverts se dieron a conocer en 1977 con canciones sencillas y buenas como "Gary Gilmore´s Eyes" y "One Chord Wonders" y el LP de presentación "Crossing the Red Sea With The Adverts". Sin embargo, para su segundo LP "Cast of Thousands" (RCA Victor, 1979) decidieron cambiar y dar unos cuantos acordes más. Muchas de las canciones incluidas en el disco tienen algo del glam rock más creativo, el de Roxy Music y, sobre todo, el de Doctors Of Madness. TV Smith, líder de Adverts, era admirador de Richard Strange y acabaron publicando en 2023 el álbum "A DFFRNT WRLD" y el sencillo "Don´t Panic England".
Pero en realidad lo más curioso de este disco, casi diría lo más cachondo, es que está producido por Tom Newman, el hombre que produjo "Tubular Bells" de Mike Oldfield, cojonudo álbum odiado por punks y popis. Les dio igual e hicieron un más que apreciable segundo-sophomore-"semáforo" LP. Según las notas de su reedición, Newman, lejos de ser un productor conservador se mostró en palabras de TV Smith, "genial y entusiasta". Bueno, Newman además de producir las "campanas tubulares", grabó buenos discos en solitario, y había sido miembro de July y The Tomcats, residentes en nuestro país y amos de la copla- beat. Era un veterano curtido en mil batallas, más listo que los ratones coloraos y que venía sabiendo que era eso del punk desde 1965. Más que nada es que él mismo lo hacía.
Abriendo el LP, el tema titular "Cast Of Thousands", en palabras de Smith: "una sátira de como los mass media estereotipan al público" y casi una burla consciente de los que los Adverts habían representado hasta la fecha en un tema épico de casi cinco minutos y medio con gran piano, abundancia de sintetizador (Richard Strange) y capas y más capas de coros de Maggie Reilly, cantante de Mike Oldfield - sí, la de "Moonlight Shadow"-, y del propio Newman. Suena en cualquier caso (el titubeante solo de guitarra en 1' 10" es un buen ejemplo) a grupo amateur reforzado. Bonito es, pero es el disco de un grupo amateur reforzado. La épica es de andar por casa, de grupo aprendiz "guapeado".
#the adverts#tv smith#doctors of madness#richard strange#tom newman#maggie reilly#july#the tomcats#youtube
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#photography #shoot #focus # portrait # camera #lens #focus #woman #blackwomen #beautiful #amazing #edited #frame #images #dffrnt
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(Disemvoweler note I removed some ys on this one. Should I keep doing that)
if this gets 1000 notes by March I'll uh. get a therapist. and y'all aren't allowed to reblog more than three times, I know what my friends would do
edit: to 1000 because my friends will try to get to 100 in the comments
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do you ever miss susie, ralsei, and lanser?
Yeah :,,^) i thnk abt it a lot
Pretty sre that if u look thru my susie tage u’ll see me go “u miss everybody” sometms dkhdkdd
I miss my family 2,,, i mean I have Azz here nw so ever sinc he split in2 the system i’ve knd of regrssd (Due 2 missin home HARDCORE) less! Whch is gr8
B othr thn tht, i heccin miss the dark wrld 😔 i RLLY miss Susie, so i try 2 like, SQUINT catch myslf whn i realzd i mite gt clingy 2 susie fictivs in friends systms
JSKJSKSJSKDJDK DW pls dnt go aftr me 4 missin my friends; i alrdy kno othr sourcem8s will nvr b like “my susie” from my canon 100% but i MEAN as in i gravit8 twrds susie’s in gnrl does tht make sens
ANYWY im gnna stop, explainin tht prt, if ur a fictive, u kno, if u dont, u dont KJDKDDK u feel me
B YEA,,,,,, i need 2 drw my friends mor
I actlly wnna get a ralsei plush jst 4 Self Comfort bc 😔,, b idk if thts weird so its been a Time skdjlsjs
#SRRY i wnt on a tangent#i jst kno thers Disc Hors abt fictives shldnt meet w sourcem8’s n its like#i undrstnd#b its dffrnt entirely if u wldnt wnt fictivs 2 meet sourcem8’s in gnrl#PERSONLLY (as in my onion) havin sourcm8s is SU)ER fun bc u dnt hav 2 explain stff 2 each othr lsjdkdj#im gnna stop talkng b4 i say a bad tke <:^/ bro im so tired if the sys community somtms its alwys disc horse thise n disc horse that aldjslj#fictive#fictives#headspace#ask#anon#i lov answrng qstions b my Anxiety brain goes ‘if u hav a bad tke u shld sleep in a ditch’#n im like :oo: ok edgelord.....#q gang
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You go through a haunted house which appears to have a different costumed individual in each room but really it's just one guy popping out, disappearing, changing outfits, and running really fast to the next room.
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Hey there
Just wanted to tell you that you're a big reason why I got into embroidery as well. Cause I wanted to make TAD pieces as well.
I still have to finish off my first mixed medium piece.
Anyway, as one does with hyperfixations, I bought a whole lot of yarn (one of these cheap sets with 100 dffrnt colors) and now I'm wondering how to best store it.
Rn I got it all colour sorted in some jars. But when you start using one yarn it gets more complicated. But I'm also not very fond of the sets you can buy online to sort the yarns.
So I was wondering if you'd like to share how you sort and store yours especially when you divide the strands etc.
Keep up your amazing work 😊
Hello, dear!
Aw, thank you, that makes me so happy to hear (And I've seen your username several times in my notes so thank you for all your kindness and support, too💖)
Haha, I was the same way when I started embroidering and I still have colors I've never even touched. Unfornately, I'm not terribly organized with my thread, but I at least have them grouped into color families. I also bought one of the organizing kits once and got a few colors wound up before I lost all motivation for it.
For keeping track of divided thread, I actually wrap the strands I'm not using around clothes pins and then label what color they are using a pencil. It's not much, but it at least keeps me from having random threads strewn everywhere.
Hope that at least helps a litte bit and I also hope that you'll send me your piece when you're finished. I'd love to see it!


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angel on my shoulder, trying to get my attention and slowly growing smaller with a more squeaky voice as it speaks : please ! wouldnt it be so "based" and "slay pilled" if you let you weary body rest ? it is almost 2 am for goodness sake ! weren't you so tired earlier ? your body is precious ! it deserves rest ! please !
devil on my shoulder, pounding a celsius: you need to join a discord convo thats gonna keep you up for at least another hour with people in a differnt timezone for the fifth night in a row ruight fucking now
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the american air was hitting scoups dffrnt that day
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N n's lstnng t m! Wt tll y s th stcks hv. cld sy nythng rght nw. 'm gnn gt n nt ttt! Lt's pn sm hny nd clbrt! Myb 'll prc my thrx. Shv my ntnn. Shck p wth grsshppr. Gt gld tth nd cll vrybdy "dwg"! 'm s prd. - W'r strtng wrk tdy! - Tdy's th dy. m n! ll th gd jbs wll b gn. Yh, rght. Plln cntng, stnt b, prng, strrr, frnt dsk, hr rmvl... - s t stll vlbl? - Hng n. Tw lft! n f thm's yrs! ngrtltns! Stp t th sd. - Wht'd y gt? - Pckng crd t. Stllr! Ww! pl f nwbs? Ys, sr! r frst dy! W r rdy! Mk yr chc. - Y wnt t g frst? - N, y g. h, my. Wht's vlbl? Rstrm ttndnt's pn, nt fr th rsn y thnk. - ny chnc f gttng th Krlmn?
Sr, y'r n. 'm srry, th Krlmn jst clsd t. Wx mnky's lwys pn. Th Krlmn pnd p gn. Wht hppnd? b dd. Mks n pnng. S? H's dd. nthr dd n. Ddy. Ddfd. Tw mr dd. Dd frm th nck p. Dd frm th nck dwn. Tht's lf! h, ths s s hrd! Htng, clng, stnt b, prr, strrr, hmmng, nspctr nmbr svn, lnt crdntr, strp sprvsr, mt wrnglr. Brry, wht d y thnk shld... Brry? Brry! ll rght, w'v gt th snflwr ptch n qdrnt nn... Wht hppnd t y? Whr r y? - 'm gng t. - t? t whr? - t thr. - h, n! hv t, bfr g t wrk fr th rst f my lf. Y'r gnn d!
Y'r crzy! Hll? nthr cll cmng n. f nyn's flng brv, thr's Krn dl n 83rd tht gts thr rss tdy. Hy, gys. - Lk t tht. - sn't tht th kd w sw ystrdy? Hld t, sn, flght dck's rstrctd. t's K, L. W'r gnn tk hm p. Rlly? Flng lcky, r y? Sgn hr, hr. Jst ntl tht. - Thnk y. - K. Y gt rn dvsry tdy, nd s y ll knw, bs cnnt fly n rn. S b crfl. s lwys, wtch yr brms, hcky stcks, dgs, brds, brs nd bts. ls, gt cpl f rprts f rt br bng prd n s. Mrphy's n hm bcs f t, bbblng lk ccd! - Tht's wfl. - nd rmndr fr y rks, b lw nmbr n, bsltly n tlkng t hmns! ll rght, lnch pstns! Bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz! Bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz! Bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz! Blck nd yllw! Hll! Y rdy fr ths, ht sht? Yh. Yh, brng t n. Wnd, chck.
ntnn, chck. - Nctr pck, chck. - Wngs, chck. - Stngr, chck. Scrd t f my shrts, chck. K, lds, lt's mv t t! Pnd ths ptns, y strpd stm-sckrs! ll f y, drn ths flwrs! Ww! 'm t! cn't blv 'm t! S bl. fl s fst nd fr! Bx kt! Ww! Flwrs! Ths s Bl Ldr. W hv rss vsl. Brng t rnd 30 dgrs nd hld. Rss! 30 dgrs, rgr. Brngng t rnd. Stnd t th sd, kd. t's gt bt f kck. Tht s n nctr cllctr! - vr s pllntn p cls? - N, sr. pck p sm plln hr, sprnkl t vr hr. Myb dsh vr thr, pnch n tht n. S tht? t's lttl bt f mgc.
Tht's mzng. Why d w d tht? Tht's plln pwr. Mr plln, mr flwrs, mr nctr, mr hny fr s. l. 'm pckng p lt f brght yllw. ld b dss. Dn't w nd ths? py tht vsl. Wt. n f ths flwrs sms t b n th mv. Sy gn? Y'r rprtng mvng flwr? ffrmtv. Tht ws n th ln! Ths s th clst. Wht s t? dn't knw, bt 'm lvng ths clr. t smlls gd. Nt lk flwr, bt lk t. Yh, fzzy. hmcl-y. rfl, gys. t's lttl grbby. My swt lrd f bs! ndy-brn, gt ff thr! Prblm! - Gys! - Ths cld b bd. ffrmtv. Vry cls. Gnn hrt. Mm's lttl by. Y r wy t f pstn, rk! mng n t y lk mssl! Hlp m! dn't thnk ths r flwrs. - Shld w tll hm?
thnk h knws. Wht s ths?! Mtch pnt! Y cn strt pckng p, hny, bcs y'r bt t t t! Ywsr! Grss. Thr's b n th cr! - D smthng! - 'm drvng! - H, b. - H's bck hr! H's gng t stng m! Nbdy mv. f y dn't mv, h wn't stng y. Frz! H blnkd! Spry hm, Grnny! Wht r y dng?! Ww... th tnsn lvl t hr s nblvbl. gtt gt hm. n't fly n rn. n't fly n rn. n't fly n rn. Mydy! Mydy! B gng dwn! Kn, cld y cls th wndw pls? Kn, cld y cls th wndw pls? hck t my nw rsm. md t nt fld-t brchr. Y s? Flds t. h, n. Mr hmns.
dn't nd ths. Wht ws tht? Myb ths tm. Ths tm. Ths tm. Ths tm! Ths tm! Ths... Drps! Tht s dblcl. t's fntstc. t's gt ll my spcl sklls, vn my tp-tn fvrt mvs. Wht's nmbr n? Str Wrs? Nh, dn't g fr tht... ...knd f stff. N wndr w shldn't tlk t thm. Thy'r t f thr mnds. Whn lv jb ntrvw, thy'r flbbrgstd, cn't blv wht sy. Thr's th sn. Myb tht's wy t. dn't rmmbr th sn hvng bg 75 n t. prdctd glbl wrmng. cld fl t gttng httr. t frst thght t ws jst m. Wt! Stp! B! Stnd bck. Ths r wntr bts. Wt! Dn't kll hm! Y knw 'm llrgc t thm! Ths thng cld kll m! Why ds hs lf hv lss vl thn yrs? Why ds hs lf hv ny lss vl thn mn? s tht yr sttmnt? 'm jst syng ll lf hs vl. Y dn't knw wht h's cpbl f flng. My brchr!
Thr y g, lttl gy. 'm nt scrd f hm. t's n llrgc thng. Pt tht n yr rsm brchr. My whl fc cld pff p. Mk t n f yr spcl sklls. Knckng smn t s ls spcl skll. Rght. By, Vnss. Thnks. - Vnss, nxt wk? Ygrt nght? - Sr, Kn. Y knw, whtvr. - Y cld pt crb chps n thr. - By. - Sppsd t b lss clrs. - By. gtt sy smthng. Sh svd my lf. gtt sy smthng. ll rght, hr t gs. Nh. Wht wld sy?
cld rlly gt n trbl. t's b lw. Y'r nt sppsd t tlk t hmn. cn't blv 'm dng ths. 'v gt t. h, cn't d t. m n! N. Ys. N. D t. cn't. Hw shld strt t? "Y lk jzz?" N, tht's n gd. Hr sh cms! Spk, y fl! H! 'm srry. - Y'r tlkng. - Ys, knw. Y'r tlkng! 'm s srry. N, t's K. t's fn. knw 'm drmng. Bt dn't rcll gng t bd. Wll, 'm sr ths s vry dscncrtng. Ths s bt f srprs t m. mn, y'r b! m. nd 'm nt sppsd t b dng ths, bt thy wr ll tryng t kll m. nd f t wsn't fr y... hd t thnk y. t's jst hw ws rsd. Tht ws lttl wrd. - 'm tlkng wth b. - Yh. 'm tlkng t b. nd th b s tlkng t m! jst wnt t sy 'm grtfl. 'll lv nw. - Wt! Hw dd y lrn t d tht? - Wht? Th tlkng thng. Sm wy y dd, gss.
"Mm, Dd, hny." Y pck t p. - Tht's vry fnny. - Yh. Bs r fnny. f w ddn't lgh, w'd cry wth wht w hv t dl wth. nywy... n ... ...gt y smthng? - Lk wht? dn't knw. mn... dn't knw. ff? dn't wnt t pt y t. t's n trbl. t tks tw mnts. - t's jst cff. - ht t mps. - Dn't b rdcls! - ctlly, wld lv cp. Hy, y wnt rm ck? - shldn't. - Hv sm. - N, cn't. - m n! 'm tryng t ls cpl mcrgrms. - Whr? - Ths strps dn't hlp. Y lk grt! dn't knw f y knw nythng bt fshn. r y ll rght? N. H's mkng th t n th cb s thy'r flyng p Mdsn. H fnlly gts thr. H rns p th stps nt th chrch.
Th wddng s n. nd h sys, "Wtrmln? thght y sd Gtmln. Why wld mrry wtrmln?" s tht b jk? Tht's th knd f stff w d. Yh, dffrnt. S, wht r y gnn d, Brry? bt wrk? dn't knw. wnt t d my prt fr th hv, bt cn't d t th wy thy wnt. knw hw y fl. - Y d? - Sr. My prnts wntd m t b lwyr r dctr, bt wntd t b flrst. - Rlly? - My nly ntrst s flwrs. r nw qn ws jst lctd wth tht sm cmpgn slgn. nywy, f y lk... Thr's my hv rght thr. S t?
Y'r n Shp Mdw! Ys! 'm rght ff th Trtl Pnd! N wy! knw tht r. lst t rng thr nc. - Why d grls pt rngs n thr ts? - Why nt? - t's lk pttng ht n yr kn. - Myb 'll try tht. - Y ll rght, m'm? - h, yh. Fn. Jst hvng tw cps f cff! nywy, ths hs bn grt. Thnks fr th cff. Yh, t's n trbl. Srry cldn't fnsh t. f dd, 'd b p th rst f my lf. r y...? n tk pc f ths wth m?
Sr! Hr, hv crmb. - Thnks! - Yh. ll rght. Wll, thn... gss 'll s y rnd. r nt. K, Brry. nd thnk y s mch gn... fr bfr. h, tht? Tht ws nthng. Wll, nt nthng, bt... nywy... Ths cn't pssbly wrk. H's ll st t g. W my s wll try t. K, Dv, pll th cht. - Snds mzng. - t ws mzng! t ws th scrst, hppst mmnt f my lf. Hmns! cn't blv y wr wth hmns! Gnt, scry hmns! Wht wr thy lk? Hg nd crzy. Thy tlk crzy. Thy t crzy gnt thngs. Thy drv crzy. - D thy try nd kll y, lk n TV? -
Sm f thm. Bt sm f thm dn't. - Hw'd y gt bck? - Pdl. Y dd t, nd 'm gld. Y sw whtvr y wntd t s. Y hd yr "xprnc." Nw y cn pck t yrjb nd b nrml. - Wll... - Wll? Wll, mt smn. Y dd? Ws sh B-sh? - wsp?! Yr prnts wll kll y! - N, n, n, nt wsp. - Spdr? - 'm nt ttrctd t spdrs. knw t's th httst thng, wth th ght lgs nd ll. cn't gt by tht fc. S wh s sh? Sh's... hmn. N, n. Tht's b lw. Y wldn't brk b lw. - Hr nm's Vnss. - h, by. Sh's s nc. nd sh's flrst! h, n! Y'r dtng hmn flrst! W'r nt dtng. Y'r flyng tsd th hv, tlkng t hmns tht ttck r hms wth pwr wshrs nd M-80s!
n-ghth stck f dynmt! Sh svd my lf! nd sh ndrstnds m. Ths s vr! t ths. Ths s nt vr! Wht ws tht? - Thy cll t crmb. - t ws s stngn' strpy! nd tht's nt wht thy t. Tht's wht flls ff wht thy t! - Y knw wht nnbn s? - N. t's brd nd cnnmn nd frstng. Thy ht t p... St dwn! ...rlly ht! - Lstn t m! W r nt thm! W'r s. Thr's s nd thr's thm! Ys, bt wh cn dny th hrt tht s yrnng? Thr's n yrnng. Stp yrnng. Lstn t m! Y hv gt t strt thnkng b, my frnd. Thnkng b! - Thnkng b. - Thnkng b. Thnkng b! Thnkng b! Thnkng b! Thnkng b! Thr h s. H's n th pl. Y knw wht yr prblm s, Brry? gtt strt thnkng b?
Hw mch lngr wll ths g n? t's bn thr dys! Why rn't y wrkng? 'v gt lt f bg lf dcsns t thnk bt. Wht lf? Y hv n lf! Y hv n jb. Y'r brly b! Wld t kll y t mk lttl hny? Brry, cm t. Yr fthr's tlkng t y. Mrtn, wld y tlk t hm? Brry, 'm tlkng t y! Y cmng? Gt vrythng?
ll st! G hd. 'll ctch p. Dn't b t lng. Wtch ths! Vnss! - W'r stll hr. - tld y nt t yll t hm. H dsn't rspnd t yllng! - Thn why yll t m? - Bcs y dn't lstn! 'm nt lstnng t ths. Srry, 'v gtt g. - Whr r y gng? - 'm mtng frnd. grl? s ths why y cn't dcd? By. jst hp sh's B-sh. Thy hv hg prd f flwrs vry yr n Psdn? T b n th Trnmnt f Rss, tht's vry flrst's drm! p n flt, srrndd by flwrs, crwds chrng. trnmnt. D th rss cmpt n thltc vnts? N. ll rght, 'v gt n. Hw cm y dn't fly vrywhr? t's xhstng. Why dn't y rn vrywhr? t's fstr. Yh, K, s, s. ll rght, yr trn. TV. Y cn jst frz lv TV? Tht's nsn!
Y dn't hv tht? W hv Hv, bt t's dss. t's hrrbl, hrrbl dss. h, my. Dmb bs! Y mst wnt t stng ll ths jrks. W try nt t stng. t's slly ftl fr s. S y hv t wtch yr tmpr. Vry crflly. Y kck wll, tk wlk, wrt n ngry lttr nd thrw t t. Wrk thrgh t lk ny mtn: ngr, jlsy, lst. h, my gdnss! r y K? Yh. - Wht s wrng wth y?! - t's bg. H's nt bthrng nybdy. Gt t f hr, y crp! Wht ws tht? Pc 'N' Sv crclr? Yh, t ws. Hw dd y knw? t flt lk bt 10 pgs. Svnty-fv s prtty mch r lmt. Y'v rlly gt tht dwn t scnc. - lst csn t tln Vg. - 'll bt. Wht n th nm f Mghty Hrcls s ths? Hw dd ths gt hr? t B, Gldn Blssm, Ry Ltt Prvt Slct? - s h tht ctr? - nvr hrd f hm. - Why s ths hr?
Fr ppl. W t t. Y dn't hv ngh fd f yr wn? - Wll, ys. - Hw d y gt t? - Bs mk t. - knw wh mks t! nd t's hrd t mk t! Thr's htng, clng, strrng. Y nd whl Krlmn thng! - t's rgnc. - t's r-gnc! t's jst hny, Brry. Jst wht?! Bs dn't knw bt ths! Ths s stlng! lt f stlng! Y'v tkn r hms, schls, hsptls! Ths s ll w hv! nd t's n sl?! 'm gttng t th bttm f ths. 'm gttng t th bttm f ll f ths! Hy, Hctr. - Y lmst dn? - lmst. H s hr. sns t. Wll, gss 'll g hm nw nd jst lv ths nc hny t, wth n n rnd. Y'r bstd, bx by! knw hrd smthng. S y cn tlk! cn tlk. nd nw y'll strt tlkng! Whr y gttng th swt stff? Wh's yr spplr?
dn't ndrstnd. thght w wr frnds. Th lst thng w wnt t d s pst bs! Y'r t lt! t's rs nw! Y, sr, hv crssd th wrng swrd! Y, sr, wll b lnch fr my gn, gnc! Whr s th hny cmng frm? Tll m whr! Hny Frms! t cms frm Hny Frms! rzy prsn! Wht hrrbl thng hs hppnd hr? Ths fcs, thy nvr knw wht ht thm. nd nw thy'r n th rd t nwhr! Jst kp stll. Wht? Y'r nt dd? D lk dd? Thy wll wp nythng tht mvs. Whr y hdd? T Hny Frms. m nt smthng hg hr. 'm gng t lsk. Ms bld, crzy stff. Blws yr hd ff! 'm gng t Tcm. - nd y? - H rlly s dd. ll rght. h-h! - Wht s tht?! - h, n!
wpr! Trpl bld! - Trpl bld? Jmp n! t's yr nly chnc, b! Why ds vrythng hv t b s dggn cln?! Hw mch d y ppl nd t s?! pn yr ys! Stck yr hd t th wndw! Frm NPR Nws n Wshngtn, 'm rl Ksll. Bt dn't kll n mr bgs! - B! - Ms bld gy!! - Y hr smthng? - Lk wht? Lk tny scrmng. Trn ff th rd. Whssp, b by? Hy, Bld. Jst rw f hny jrs, s fr s th y cld s. Ww! ssm whrvr ths trck gs s whr thy'r gttng t. mn, tht hny's rs.
Bs hng tght. - W'r ll jmmd n. t's cls cmmnty. Nt s, mn. W n r wn. vry msqt n hs wn. - Wht f y gt n trbl? - Y msqt, y n trbl. Nbdy lks s. Thy jst smck. S msqt, smck, smck! t lst y'r t n th wrld. Y mst mt grls. Msqt grls try t trd p, gt wth mth, drgnfly. Msqt grl dn't wnt n msqt. Y gt t b kddng m! Msbld's bt t lv th bldng! S lng, b! - Hy, gys! - Msbld! knw 'd ctch y'll dwn hr. Dd y brng yr crzy strw? W thrw t n jrs, slp lbl n t, nd t's prtty mch pr prft. Wht s ths plc? b's gt brn th sz f pnhd. Thy r pnhds! Pnhd.
hck t th nw smkr. - h, swt. Tht's th n y wnt. Th Thms 3000! Smkr? Nnty pffs mnt, sm-tmtc. Twc th nctn, ll th tr. cpl brths f ths kncks thm rght t. Thy mk th hny, nd w mk th mny. "Thy mk th hny, nd w mk th mny"? h, my! Wht's gng n? r y K? Yh. t dsn't lst t lng. D y knw y'r n fk hv wth fk wlls? r qn ws mvd hr. W hd n chc. Ths s yr qn? Tht's mn n wmn's clths! Tht's drg qn! Wht s ths? h, n! Thr's hndrds f thm! B hny. r hny s bng brznly stln n mssv scl! Ths s wrs thn nythng brs hv dn! ntnd t d smthng. h, Brry, stp. Wh tld y hmns r tkng r hny?
Tht's rmr. D ths lk lk rmrs? Tht's cnsprcy thry. Ths r bvsly dctrd phts. Hw dd y gt mxd p n ths? H's bn tlkng t hmns. - Wht? - Tlkng t hmns?! H hs hmn grlfrnd. nd thy mk t! Mk t? Brry! W d nt. - Y wsh y cld. - Whs sd r y n? Th bs! dtd crckt nc n Sn ntn. Ths crzy lgs kpt m p ll nght. Brry, ths s wht y wnt t d wth yr lf? wnt t d t fr ll r lvs. Nbdy wrks hrdr thn bs! Dd, rmmbr y cmng hm s vrwrkd yr hnds wr stll strrng. Y cldn't stp. rmmbr tht. Wht rght d thy hv t r hny? W lv n tw cps yr. Thy pt t n lp blm fr n rsn whtsvr! vn f t's tr, wht cn n b d? Stng thm whr t rlly hrts. n th fc! Th y! - Tht wld hrt.
N. p th ns? Tht's kllr. Thr's nly n plc y cn stng th hmns, n plc whr t mttrs. Hv t Fv, th hv's nly fll-hr ctn nws src. N mr b brds! Wth Bb Bmbl t th nchr dsk. Wthr wth Strm Stngr. Sprts wth Bzz Lrv. nd Jntt hng. - Gd vnng. 'm Bb Bmbl. - nd 'm Jntt hng. tr-cnty b, Brry Bnsn, ntnds t s th hmn rc fr stlng r hny, pckgng t nd prftng frm t llglly! Tmrrw nght n B Lrry Kng, w'll hv thr frmr qns hr n r std, dscssng thr nw bk, lssy Lds, t ths wk n Hxgn. Tnght w'r tlkng t Brry Bnsn. Dd y vr thnk, "'m kd frm th hv. cn't d ths"?
Bs hv nvr bn frd t chng th wrld. Wht bt B lmbs? B Gndh? Bjss? Whr 'm frm, w'd nvr s hmns. W wr thnkng f stckbll r cndy strs. Hw ld r y? Th b cmmnty s spprtng y n ths cs, whch wll b th trl f th b cntry. Y knw, thy hv Lrry Kng n th hmn wrld t. t's cmmn nm. Nxt wk... H lks lk y nd hs shw nd sspndrs nd clrd dts... Nxt wk... Glsss, qts n th bttm frm th gst vn thgh y jst hrd 'm. Br Wk nxt wk! Thy'r scry, hry nd hr lv. lwys lns frwrd, pnty shldrs, sqnty ys, vry Jwsh. n tnns, y ttck t th pnt f wknss! t ws my grndmthr, Kn. Sh's 81. Hny, hr bckhnd's jk! 'm nt gnn tk dvntg f tht? Qt, pls. ctl wrk gng n hr. - s tht tht sm b?
Ys, t s! 'm hlpng hm s th hmn rc. - Hll. - Hll, b. Ths s Kn. Yh, rmmbr y. Tmbrlnd, sz tn nd hlf. Vbrm sl, blv. Why ds h tlk gn? Lstn, y bttr g 'cs w'r rlly bsy wrkng. Bt t's r ygrt nght! By-by. Why s ygrt nght s dffclt?! Y pr thng. Y tw hv bn t ths fr hrs! Ys, nd dm hr hs bn hg hlp. - Frstng... - Hw mny sgrs? Jst n. try nt t s th cmpttn. S why r y hlpng m? Bs hv gd qlts. nd t tks my mnd ff th shp. nstd f flwrs, ppl r gvng blln bqts nw. Ths r grt, f y'r thr. nd rtfcl flwrs. - h, ths jst gt m psychtc! - Yh, m t. Bnt stngrs, pntlss pllntn. Bs mst ht ths fk thngs! Nthng wrs thn dffdl tht's hd wrk dn. Myb ths cld mk p fr t lttl bt.
Ths lwst's prtty bg dl. - gss. Y sr y wnt t g thrgh wth t? m sr? Whn 'm dn wth th hmns, thy wn't b bl t sy, "Hny, 'm hm," wtht pyng rylty! t's n ncrdbl scn hr n dwntwn Mnhttn, whr th wrld nxsly wts, bcs fr th frst tm n hstry, w wll hr fr rslvs f hnyb cn ctlly spk. Wht hv w gttn nt hr, Brry? t's prtty bg, sn't t? cn't blv hw mny hmns dn't wrk drng th dy. Y thnk blln-dllr mltntnl fd cmpns hv gd lwyrs? vrybdy nds t sty bhnd th brrcd. - Wht's th mttr? - dn't knw, jst gt chll. Wll, f t sn't th b tm. Y bys wrk n ths? ll rs! Th Hnrbl Jdg Bmbltn prsdng.
ll rght. s nmbr 4475, Sprr rt f Nw Yrk, Brry B Bnsn v. th Hny ndstry s nw n sssn. Mr. Mntgmry, y'r rprsntng th fv fd cmpns cllctvly? prvlg. Mr. Bnsn... y'r rprsntng ll th bs f th wrld? 'm kddng. Ys, Yr Hnr, w'r rdy t prcd. Mr. Mntgmry, yr pnng sttmnt, pls. Lds nd gntlmn f th jry, my grndmthr ws smpl wmn. Brn n frm, sh blvd t ws mn's dvn rght t bnft frm th bnty f ntr Gd pt bfr s. f w lvd n th tpsy-trvy wrld Mr. Bnsn mgns, jst thnk f wht wld t mn. wld hv t ngtt wth th slkwrm fr th lstc n my brtchs! Tlkng b! Hw d w knw ths sn't sm srt f hlgrphc mtn-pctr-cptr Hllywd wzrdry? Thy cld b sng lsr bms! Rbtcs! Vntrlqsm! lnng! Fr ll w knw, h cld b n strds! Mr. Bnsn?
Lds nd gntlmn, thr's n trckry hr. 'm jst n rdnry b. Hny's prtty mprtnt t m. t's mprtnt t ll bs. W nvntd t! W mk t. nd w prtct t wth r lvs. nfrtntly, thr r sm ppl n ths rm wh thnk thy cn tk t frm s 'cs w'r th lttl gys! 'm hpng tht, ftr ths s ll vr, y'll s hw, by tkng r hny, y nt nly tk vrythng w hv bt vrythng w r! wsh h'd drss lk tht ll th tm. S nc! ll yr frst wtnss. S, Mr. Klss Vndrhydn f Hny Frms, bg cmpny y hv. spps s. s y ls wn Hnybrtn nd Hnrn! Ys, thy prvd bkprs fr r frms. Bkpr. fnd tht t b vry dstrbng trm. dn't mgn y mply ny b-fr-rs, d y? - N. - cldn't hr y.
N. - N. Bcs y dn't fr bs. Y kp bs. Nt nly tht, t sms y thght br wld b n pprprt mg fr jr f hny. Thy'r vry lvbl crtrs. Yg Br, Fzz Br, Bld--Br. Y mn lk ths? Brs kll bs! Hw'd y lk hs hd crshng thrgh yr lvng rm?! Btng nt yr cch! Spttng t yr thrw pllws! K, tht's ngh. Tk hm wy. S, Mr. Stng, thnk y fr bng hr. Yr nm ntrgs m. - Whr hv hrd t bfr? - ws wth bnd clld Th Plc. Bt y'v nvr bn plc ffcr, hv y? N, hvn't. N, y hvn't. nd s hr w hv yt nthr xmpl f b cltr cslly stln by hmn fr nthng mr thn prnc-bt stg nm. h, pls. Hv y vr bn stng, Mr. Stng? Bcs 'm flng lttl stng, Stng. r shld sy... Mr. Grdn M. Smnr! Tht's nt hs rl nm?! Y dts! Mr. Ltt, frst, bltd cngrtltns n yr mmy wn fr gst spt n R n 2005.
Thnk y. Thnk y. s frm yr rsm tht y'r dvlshly hndsm wth chrnng nnr trml tht's rdy t blw. njy wht d. s tht crm? Nt yt t sn't. Bt s ths wht t's cm t fr y? xpltng tny, hlplss bs s y dn't hv t rhrs yr prt nd lrn yr lns, sr? Wtch t, Bnsn! cld blw rght nw! Ths sn't gdfll. Ths s bdfll! Why dsn't smn jst stp n ths crp, nd w cn ll g hm?! - rdr n ths crt! - Y'r ll thnkng t! rdr! rdr, sy! - Sy t! - Mr. Ltt, pls st dwn! thnk t ws wflly nc f tht br t ptch n lk tht. thnk th jry's n r sd. r w dng vrythng rght, lglly? 'm flrst. Rght. Wll, hr's t grt tm. T grt tm! Wll, hll. - Kn! - Hll. ddn't thnk y wr cmng. N, ws jst lt. trd t cll, bt... th bttry. ddn't wnt ll ths t g t wst, s clld Brry. Lckly, h ws fr. h, tht ws lcky. Thr's lttl lft.
cld ht t p. Yh, ht t p, sr, whtvr. S hr y'r qt tnns plyr. 'm nt mch fr th gm myslf. Th bll's lttl grbby. Tht's whr slly st. Rght... thr. Kn, Brry ws lkng t yr rsm, nd h grd wth m tht tng wth chpstcks sn't rlly spcl skll. Y thnk dn't s wht y'r dng? knw hw hrd t s t fnd th rghtjb. W hv tht n cmmn. D w? Bs hv 100 prcnt mplymnt, bt w d jbs lk tkng th crd t. Tht's jst wht ws thnkng bt dng. Kn, lt Brry brrw yr rzr fr hs fzz. hp tht ws ll rght. 'm gng t drn th ld stngr. Yh, y d tht. Lk t tht. Y knw, 'v jst bt hd t wth yr lttl mnd gms. - Wht's tht?
tln Vg. Mmm m, tht's lt f pgs. lt f ds. Rmmbr wht Vn sd, why s yr lf mr vlbl thn mn? Fnny, jst cn't sm t rcll tht! thnk smthng stnks n hr! lv th smll f flwrs. Hw d y lk th smll f flms?! Nt s mch. Wtr bg! Nt tkng sds! Kn, 'm wrng hpstck ht! Ths s pthtc! 'v gt sss! Wll, wll, wll, ryl flsh! - Y'r blffng. - m ? Srf's p, dd! P wtr! Tht bwl s gnrly. xcpt fr ths drty yllw rngs! Knnth! Wht r y dng?! Y knw, dn't vn lk hny! dn't t t! W nd t tlk! H's jst lttl b! nd h hppns t b th ncst b 'v mt n lng tm! Lng tm? Wht r y tlkng bt?! r thr thr bgs n yr lf? N, bt thr r thr thngs bggng m n lf. nd y'r n f thm!
Fn! Tlkng bs, n ygrt nght... My nrvs r frd frm rdng n ths mtnl rllr cstr! Gdby, Kn. nd fr yr nfrmtn, prfr sgr-fr, rtfcl swtnrs md by mn! 'm srry bt ll tht. knw t's gt n ftrtst! lk t! lwys flt thr ws sm knd f brrr btwn Kn nd m. cldn't vrcm t. h, wll. r y K fr th trl? blv Mr. Mntgmry s bt t f ds. W wld lk t cll Mr. Brry Bnsn B t th stnd. Gd d! Y cn rlly s why h's cnsdrd n f th bst lwyrs... Yh. Lytn, y'v gtt wv sm mgc wth ths jry, r t's gnn b ll vr. Dn't wrry. Th nly thng hv t d t trn ths jry rnd s t rmnd thm f wht thy dn't lk bt bs. - Y gt th twzrs? - r y llrgc? nly t lsng, sn. nly t lsng. Mr. Bnsn B, 'll sk y wht thnk w'd ll lk t knw. Wht xctly s yr rltnshp t tht wmn? W'r frnds. - Gd frnds?
Ys. Hw gd? D y lv tgthr? Wt mnt... r y hr lttl... ...bdbg? 'v sn b dcmntry r tw. Frm wht ndrstnd, dsn't yr qn gv brth t ll th b chldrn? - Yh, bt... - S ths rn't yr rl prnts! - h, Brry... - Ys, thy r! Hld m bck! Y'r n llgtmt b, rn't y, Bnsn? H's dnncng bs! Dn't y'll dt yr csns? - bjctn!
'm gng t pncshn ths gy! dm, dn't! t's wht h wnts! h, 'm ht!! h, lrdy, m ht! rdr! rdr! Th vnm! Th vnm s crsng thrgh my vns! hv bn flld by wngd bst f dstrctn! Y s? Y cn't trt thm lk qls! Thy'r strpd svgs! Stngng's th nly thng thy knw! t's thr wy! - dm, sty wth m. - cn't fl my lgs. Wht ngl f mrcy wll cm frwrd t sck th psn frm my hvng bttcks? wll hv rdr n ths crt. rdr! rdr, pls! Th cs f th hnybs vrss th hmn rc tk pntd trn gnst th bs ystrdy whn n f thr lgl tm stng Lytn T. Mntgmry. - Hy, bddy. - Hy. - s thr mch pn?
Yh. ... blw th whl cs, ddn't ? t dsn't mttr. Wht mttrs s y'r lv. Y cld hv dd. 'd b bttr ff dd. Lk t m. Thy gt t frm th cftr dwnstrs, n tn sndwch. Lk, thr's lttl clry stll n t. Wht ws t lk t stng smn? cn't xpln t. t ws ll... ll drnln nd thn... nd thn cstsy! ll rght. Y thnk t ws ll trp? f crs. 'm srry. flw s rght nt ths. Wht wr w thnkng? Lk t s. W'r jst cpl f bgs n ths wrld. Wht wll th hmns d t s f thy wn? dn't knw. hr thy pt th rchs n mtls. Tht dsn't snd s bd. dm, thy chck n, bt thy dn't chck t! h, my. ld y gt nrs t cls tht wndw? - Why? Th smk. Bs dn't smk. Rght. Bs dn't smk. Bs dn't smk! Bt sm bs r smkng. Tht's t! Tht's r cs! t s? t's nt vr?
Gt drssd. 'v gtt g smwhr. Gt bck t th crt nd stll. Stll ny wy y cn. nd ssmng y'v dn stp crrctly, y'r rdy fr th tb. Mr. Flymn. Ys? Ys, Yr Hnr! Whr s th rst f yr tm? Wll, Yr Hnr, t's ntrstng. Bs r trnd t fly hphzrdly, nd s rslt, w dn't mk vry gd tm. ctlly hrd fnny stry bt... Yr Hnr, hvn't ths rdcls bgs tkn p ngh f ths crt's vlbl tm? Hw mch lngr wll w llw ths bsrd shnngns t g n? Thy hv prsntd n cmpllng vdnc t spprt thr chrgs gnst my clnts, wh rn lgtmt bsnsss. mv fr cmplt dsmssl f ths ntr cs! Mr. Flymn, 'm frd 'm gng t hv t cnsdr Mr. Mntgmry's mtn. Bt y cn't! W hv trrfc cs. Whr s yr prf? Whr s th vdnc?
Shw m th smkng gn! Hld t, Yr Hnr! Y wnt smkng gn? Hr s yr smkng gn. Wht s tht? t's b smkr! Wht, ths? Ths hrmlss lttl cntrptn? Ths cldn't hrt fly, lt ln b. Lk t wht hs hppnd t bs wh hv nvr bn skd, "Smkng r nn?" s ths wht ntr ntndd fr s? T b frcbly ddctd t smk mchns nd mn-md wdn slt wrk cmps,?
Lvng t r lvs s hny slvs t th wht mn? - Wht r w gnn d? - H's plyng th spcs crd. Lds nd gntlmn, pls, fr ths bs! Fr th bs! Fr th bs! Fr th bs! Fr th bs! Fr th bs! Th crt fnds n fvr f th bs! Vnss, w wn! knw y cld d t! Hgh-fv! Srry. 'm K! Y knw wht ths mns? ll th hny wll fnlly blng t th bs. Nw w wn't hv t wrk s hrd ll th tm. Ths s n nhly prvrsn f th blnc f ntr, Bnsn. Y'll rgrt ths. Brry, hw mch hny s t thr? ll rght. n t tm. Brry, wh r y wrng? My swtr s Rlph Lrn, nd hv n pnts. - Wht f Mntgmry's rght? - Wht d y mn? W'v bn lvng th b wy lng tm, 27 mlln yrs. ngrtltns n yr vctry. Wht wll y dmnd s sttlmnt? Frst, w'll dmnd cmplt shtdwn f ll b wrk cmps. Thn w wnt bck th hny tht ws rs t bgn wth, vry lst drp. W dmnd n nd t th glrfctn f th br s nythng mr thn flthy, smlly, bd-brth stnk mchn. W'r ll wr f wht thy d n th wds. Wt fr my sgnl.
Tk hm t. H'll hv nss fr fw hrs, thn h'll b fn. nd w wll n lngr tlrt b-ngtv ncknms... Bt t's jst prnc-bt stg nm! ...nncssry nclsn f hny n bgs hlth prdcts nd l-d-d hmn t-tm snck grnshmnts. n't brth. Brng t n, bys! Hld t rght thr! Gd. Tp t. Mr. Bzzwll, w jst pssd thr cps, nd thr's gllns mr cmng! - thnk w nd t sht dwn! - Sht dwn? W'v nvr sht dwn. Sht dwn hny prdctn! Stp mkng hny! Trn yr ky, sr! Wht d w d nw? nnnbll! W'r shttng hny prdctn! Mssn brt. brtng pllntn nd nctr dtl. Rtrnng t bs. dm, y wldn't blv hw mch hny ws t thr. h, yh? Wht's gng n? Whr s vrybdy?
r thy t clbrtng? - Thy'r hm. Thy dn't knw wht t d. Lyng t, slpng n. hrd yr ncl rl ws n hs wy t Sn ntn wth crckt. t lst w gt r hny bck. Smtms thnk, s wht f hmns lkd r hny? Wh wldn't? t's th grtst thng n th wrld! ws xctd t b prt f mkng t. Ths ws my nw dsk. Ths ws my nw jb. wntd t d t rlly wll. nd nw... Nw cn't. dn't ndrstnd why thy'r nt hppy. thght thr lvs wld b bttr! Thy'r dng nthng. t's mzng. Hny rlly chngs ppl. Y dn't hv ny d wht's gng n, d y? - Wht dd y wnt t shw m?
Ths. Wht hppnd hr? Tht s nt th hlf f t. h, n. h, my. Thy'r ll wltng. Dsn't lk vry gd, ds t? N. nd whs flt d y thnk tht s? Y knw, 'm gnn gss bs. Bs? Spcfclly, m. ddn't thnk bs nt ndng t mk hny wld ffct ll ths thngs. t's ntjst flwrs. Frts, vgtbls, thy ll nd bs. Tht's r whl ST tst rght thr. Tk wy prdc, tht ffcts th ntr nml kngdm. nd thn, f crs... Th hmn spcs? S f thr's n mr pllntn, t cld ll jst g sth hr, cldn't t? knw ths s ls prtly my flt. Hw bt scd pct? Hw d w d t? - 'll stng y, y stp n m. - Thtjst klls y twc. Rght, rght. Lstn, Brry... srry, bt gtt gt gng. hd t pn my mth nd tlk. Vnss? Vnss? Why r y lvng? Whr r y gng? T th fnl Trnmnt f Rss prd n Psdn. Thy'v mvd t t ths wknd bcs ll th flwrs r dyng. t's th lst chnc 'll vr hv t s t. Vnss, jst wnn sy 'm srry. nvr mnt t t trn t lk ths. knw. M nthr. Trnmnt f Rss. Rss cn't d sprts. Wt mnt. Rss. Rss? Rss! Vnss! Rss?! Brry?
Rss r flwrs! - Ys, thy r. Flwrs, bs, plln! knw. Tht's why ths s th lst prd. Myb nt. ld y sk hm t slw dwn? ld y slw dwn? Brry! K, md hg mstk. Ths s ttl dsstr, ll my flt. Ys, t knd f s. 'v rnd th plnt. wntd t hlp y wth th flwr shp. 'v md t wrs. ctlly, t's cmpltly clsd dwn. thght myb y wr rmdlng. Bt hv nthr d, nd t's grtr thn my prvs ds cmbnd. dn't wnt t hr t! ll rght, thy hv th rss, th rss hv th plln. knw vry b, plnt nd flwr bd n ths prk. ll w gtt d s gt wht thy'v gt bck hr wth wht w'v gt.
Bs. - Prk. - Plln! - Flwrs. - Rpllntn! - crss th ntn! Trnmnt f Rss, Psdn, lfrn. Thy'v gt nthng bt flwrs, flts nd cttn cndy. Scrty wll b tght. hv n d. Vnss Blm, FTD. ffcl flrl bsnss. t's rl. Srry, m'm. Nc brch. Thnk y. t ws gft. nc nsd, w jst pck th rght flt. Hw bt Th Prncss nd th P? cld b th prncss, nd y cld b th p! Ys, gt t. - Whr shld st? - Wht r y? - blv 'm th p. -
Th p? t gs ndr th mttrsss. - Nt n ths fry tl, swthrt. - 'm gttng th mrshl. Y d tht! Ths whl prd s fsc! Lt's s wht ths bby'll d. Hy, wht r y dng?! Thn ll w d s blnd n wth trffc... ...wtht rsng sspcn. nc t th rprt, thr's n stppng s. Stp! Scrty. - Y nd yr nsct pck yr flt? - Ys. Hs t bn n yr pssssn th ntr tm? Wld y rmv yr shs? - Rmv yr stngr. - t's prt f m. knw. Jst hvng sm fn. njy yr flght. Thn f w'r lcky, w'll hv jst ngh plln t d th jb.
n y blv hw lcky w r? W hv jst ngh plln t d th jb! thnk ths s gnn wrk. t's gt t wrk. ttntn, pssngrs, ths s ptn Sctt. W hv bt f bd wthr n Nw Yrk. t lks lk w'll xprnc cpl hrs dly. Brry, ths r ct flwrs wth n wtr. Thy'll nvr mk t. gtt gt p thr nd tlk t thm. B crfl. n gt hlp wth th Sky Mll mgzn? 'd lk t rdr th tlkng nfltbl ns nd r hr trmmr. ptn, 'm n rl sttn. - Wht'd y sy, Hl? - Nthng. B! Dn't frk t! My ntr spcs... Wht r y dng? - Wt mnt! 'm n ttrny! - Wh's n ttrny? Dn't mv. h, Brry. Gd ftrnn, pssngrs. Ths s yr cptn. Wld Mss Vnss Blm n 24B pls rprt t th cckpt? nd pls hrry! Wht hppnd hr? Thr ws DstBstr, tp, lf rft xpldd. n's bld, n's n bt, thy'r bth ncnscs! - s tht nthr b jk?
N! N n's flyng th pln! Ths s JFK cntrl twr, Flght 356. Wht's yr stts? Ths s Vnss Blm. 'm flrst frm Nw Yrk. Whr's th plt? H's ncnscs, nd s s th cplt. Nt gd. Ds nyn nbrd hv flght xprnc? s mttr f fct, thr s. - Wh's tht? - Brry Bnsn. Frm th hny trl?! h, grt. Vnss, ths s nthng mr thn bg mtl b. t's gt gnt wngs, hg ngns. cn't fly pln. - Why nt? sn't Jhn Trvlt plt? - Ys. Hw hrd cld t b? Wt, Brry! W'r hdd nt sm lghtnng. Ths s Bb Bmbl. W hv sm lt-brkng nws frm JFK rprt, whr sspnsfl scn s dvlpng. Brry Bnsn, frsh frm hs lgl vctry... Tht's Brry! ...s ttmptng t lnd pln, ldd wth ppl, flwrs nd n ncpcttd flght crw. Flwrs?! W hv strm n th r nd tw ndvdls t th cntrls wth bsltly n flght xprnc. Jst mnt. Thr's b n tht pln. 'm qt fmlr wth Mr. Bnsn nd hs n-ccnt cmpdrs.
Thy'v dn ngh dmg. Bt sn't h yr nly hp? Tchnclly, b shldn't b bl t fly t ll. Thr wngs r t smll... Hvn't w hrd ths mlln tms? "Th srfc r f th wngs nd bdy mss mk n sns." - Gt ths n th r! - Gt t. - Stnd by. - W'r gng lv. Th wy w wrk my b mystry t y. Mkng hny tks lt f bs dng lt f smll jbs. Bt lt m tll y bt smll jb. f y d t wll, t mks bg dffrnc. Mr thn w rlzd. T s, t vryn. Tht's why wnt t gt bs bck t wrkng tgthr. Tht's th b wy! W'r nt md f Jll-. W gt bhnd fllw. - Blck nd yllw! - Hll! Lft, rght, dwn, hvr. - Hvr? - Frgt hvr. Ths sn't s hrd. Bp-bp!
Bp-bp! Brry, wht hppnd?! Wt, thnk w wr n tplt th whl tm. - Tht my hv bn hlpng m. - nd nw w'r nt! S t trns t cnnt fly pln. ll f y, lt's gt bhnd ths fllw! Mv t t! Mv t! r nly chnc s f d wht 'd d, y cpy m wth th wngs f th pln! Dn't hv t yll. 'm nt yllng! W'r n lt f trbl. t's vry hrd t cncntrt wth tht pncky tn n yr vc! t's nt tn. 'm pnckng! cn't d ths! Vnss, pll yrslf tgthr. Y hv t snp t f t! Y snp t f t. Y snp t f t. - Y snp t f t! - Y snp t f t! - Y snp t f t! - Y snp t f t!
Y snp t f t! - Y snp t f t! - Y snp t f t! - Y snp t f t! - Hld t! - Why? m n, t's my trn. Hw s th pln flyng? dn't knw. Hll? Bnsn, gt ny flwrs fr hppy ccsn n thr? Th Plln Jcks! Thy d gt bhnd fllw. - Blck nd yllw. - Hll. ll rght, lt's drp ths tn cn n th blcktp. Whr? cn't s nythng. n y? N, nthng. t's ll cldy. m n. Y gt t thnk b, Brry. - Thnkng b. - Thnkng b. Thnkng b! Thnkng b! Thnkng b! Wt mnt. thnk 'm flng smthng. - Wht? - dn't knw. t's strng, pllng m. Lk 27-mlln-yr-ld nstnct. Brng th ns dwn. Thnkng b! Thnkng b! Thnkng b! - Wht n th wrld s n th trmc? - Gt sm lghts n tht! Thnkng b! Thnkng b! Thnkng b! - Vnss, m fr th flwr. - K. t th ngns. W'r gng n n b pwr. Rdy, bys? ffrmtv! Gd. Gd. sy, nw. Tht's t. Lnd n tht flwr! Rdy? Fll rvrs! Spn t rnd! - Nt tht flwr! Th thr n! - Whch n? - Tht flwr. - 'm mng t th flwr! Tht's ft gy n flwrd shrt. mn th gnt plstng flwr md f mllns f bs! Pll frwrd. Ns dwn. Tl p. Rtt rnd t. - Ths s nsn, Brry! - Ths's th nly wy knw hw t fly. m k-k-kch, r s ths pln flyng n n nsct-lk pttrn? Gt yr ns n thr. Dn't b frd. Smll t. Fll rvrs! Jst drp t. B prt f t. m fr th cntr! Nw drp t n! Drp t n, wmn! m n, lrdy. Brry, w dd t! Y tght m hw t fly! - Ys. N hgh-fv! - Rght. Brry, t wrkd! Dd y s th gnt flwr? Wht gnt flwr? Whr? f crs sw th flwr! Tht ws gns! - Thnk y. - Bt w'r nt dn yt. Lstn, vryn! Ths rnwy s cvrd wth th lst plln frm th lst flwrs vlbl nywhr n rth. Tht mns ths s r lst chnc.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry.
Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees.
We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out.
Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! -
I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer?
No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die!
You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check.
Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic.
That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him?
I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans.
I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure!
There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say?
I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it?
You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? -
Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee?
How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything?
All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!
You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here?
For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?
I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no!
A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours.
Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead.
Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey?
That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt.
No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"?
Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee?
Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.
This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.
All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson?
Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you.
No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left.
I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that?
Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends?
Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection!
I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain?
Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over?
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence?
Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps,?
Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal.
Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody?
Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me?
This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry?
Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. -
The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.
Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke?
No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.
They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep!
Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!
You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance.
We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!
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