#did I forget anyone?

[rosallora]

RE: METAVAULTS

Discuss

@ktbofficial @ips-northstar-official @horizoncollective @harrison-armory-official @horus-unofficial

[sunspearesque]

i will never get over how princesses and their knight boyfriends are unnecessarily doomed by the narrative in asoiaf

[dilf-in-peril]

List of true Colliders sorted by power level:

Ace Steel. Would eat a man whole for Punk.

Andrade. Publicly posts a thank you to Punk, a pic with him and invitation to a match. No shits given.

FTR. Strike Punk poses right next to the Bucks and slyly post shots of it on instagram.

Danhausen. Wears half cropped off Punk merch on instagram stories and is really interested in Pepsi.

MJF. Randomly posts about all the dilfs he defeated including Punk. What a coincidence.

[non-cannon]

What I think the Anubis kids do in the future/for a living in no particular order.

Amber: canon tells us she does fashion, and I bet she does it really well

Mara: doctor or a lawyer. She just feels like the person who becomes a doctor or a lawyer, it honestly feels like a coin flip between them.

Eddie: he really seemed to like being the Osirian/superhero, so I could see him chasing that and being a firefighter or something. But he really seems to like food, both cooking and eating, and he seems to be good at it. I really think he would become a chef.

Patricia: I think after her experiences in season one, with all of the people she tries to go to for help lying to her and gaslighting her she becomes a private detective with the goal of helping others that no one else believes.

Alfie: He's good at magic, and enjoys it. I think he becomes a professional magician.

Willow: uhhhhh. Aura reader? Design person? Environmental activist?

Joy: based solely on the jack jackel thing I want to say buzzfeed (or equivalent other) writer.

Nina: we as fandom seem to have agreed that she becomes a writer of some sort, which I agree with, but I also assume that she studies Ancient Egypt, and possibly goes into archeology, just out of self preservation

Mick: sports. I mean what else would he do?

Fabian: I think if Sibuna never happened he would have gone into astronomy. But because his life became ancient Egypt, he becomes an egyptian historian. I also like to think that he joins a band or continues doing solo music. Not instead of being a historian, but as a hobby and that he sees some measure of success doing it.

Jerome: I can see him going into politics. He could run for office, but honestly being a political advisor seems more his speed. All the scheming, none of the responsibility.

KT: based on only hazy memories of season three, a reporter. But unlike Joy a real one for a reputable organization.

[monsterlovinghours]

What about the Dons in DnD world? 🤔

I'm sure some are really easy but fell free to do an in depth analysis on their role and backstory. (The easiest one would definitely be Scarabee 👀)

Ooooohh. Since I'm on my phone and typing out long things is hard I prooooobably won't go too in-depth but I invite y'all to reblog with your own thoughts and opinions!

-A while back @realmonsterboyhours drew Bajo as a tiefling and now I can't see him as anything else. He's also bard coded, he's definitely got the charisma for it--he also plays that sexy flamenco guitar.

-You're absolutely right though, Scarabee is a no-brainer. Obviously a warlock, he's got a patron already part of his lore. Has just about every spell or potion ingredient you could think of up in his attic. As for race, I could see a half-elf. Like, there's something of the fey about him, but he's been human or at least knows what being human is like.

-Zhuk is an orc and I'll die on this hill. He's big, he's beefy, he's large and in charge. I'm also going with barbarian, based solely again on art drawn by @realmonsterboyhours of him holding a sledgehammer. Imagine big-ass swords in those meathooks of his. Or a giant axe. Or just picture him saying "fuck it" and beating someone to death with his bare hands. Look at me and tell me he wouldn't do it. Not because he isn't civilized or intelligent but because someone's gotta do the dirty work.

-Cia is an elf druid. I mean, *look at him.* Mans is about as fey coded as you can get and looks like he didn't see something that wasn't a tree until he hit triple digits. If you took the daddy energy out of Halsin, you'd be left with Ciaróg. Also, he helps his tiefling husband with his rose gardens and how cute is that??

-Gio is an enigma. He's absolutely an eldritch horror, but just for funsies, I think he'd take the form of a drow. After a couple of centuries he might change his form, but drow is his favorite. He has a lot of arcane knowledge, things that beings of this plane shouldn't know, so he just tells everyone he's a wizard. Did a lot of studying, you know.

-Saft a half-orc artificer. He's a bit of a big boi, sturdy and thick, but despite his size and his brutish heritage, he can tinker with the most delicate mechanisms. Mostly uses his knowledge to make explosives and weapons; incendiary devices are his favorite. Has built so many guns.

-Bjalla is a vampire. "hhhh but what's his race" LISTEN HERE I'M NOT CHANGING WHAT'S ALREADY PERFECT. Of course he's a fucking vampire, what else would he be? And yes, I believe he would be a rogue. No, I am not saying this because I'm also madly in love with Astarion. There will be no further questions. He's canonically an assassin, you can't tell me he wouldn't be a rogue. Yes, I have a type, leave me alone dammit.

-Mozzie gives me dwarf energy, though his size doesn't quite gel with that idea. Maybe an earth genasi? Something earthy idk. He also gives ranger vibes, someone who travels a bunch. Though in this realm of high fantasy, since internet isn't a thing, he deals in information. He can gather intel, spread rumors, manipulate the flow of knowledge from one person or place to another.

-Lag is a firbolg. He's big, he's fluffy, he's a big ol sweetheart who couldn't hurt a soul if he tried. Also probably a druid, though he's less concerned with plant life and more with animals. He's the fauna to Cia's flora.

-Devlin is a shifter. Like, it's obvious, right? Clearly he's a shifter, he's werewolf coded. And honestly, I think he's our cleric, just because I had the idea that the deity he worships is so ancient and he's been cursed so many times, he's actually forgotten its name. But also how funny would it be to have a cleric that bestows blessings and makes things holy by literally absorbing the curses and evil magic. It's fine, he's fine, it doesn't hurt! Not anymore, anyway.

[thesmpisonfire]

what if forevers soulmate is bruninho neets also is that even possible

I thought about it but i don't think its possible </3

The pairs that would (at some point) always stick to the others side would be

Roier and Jaiden

Philza and Missa

Slime and Mariana

Tazer n Craft

Cellbit and Felps

Vegetta and Foolish

Meanwhile, the pairs that don't even decide to help each other would be

BBH and Luzu

Wilbur and Quackity

Spreen and Fit

Maxo and DanDTM

And yeah, Forever would be alone

Or i could pull a evil mastermind and make all Brazilians connected. Anyway they getting in the island later than everyone else and the Watchers just going "im not going to give any of you too much thought. Y'all are a clump now. Deal with it" (they can have 4 lives, as a treat)

[eli-my-beloved]

and now, i present to you,this blog's masterpiece...

... the scrunkly—scrimblo—scronkle—eeby deeby chart.

[happy-emmdings]

Me? Still bitter that Emma and Killian didn’t get to exchange their vows aboard the Jolly Roger even though they both clearly liked the idea? Pfff, noooo. Do I look like I still think it was unfair that Killian’s first and only suggestion about his own wedding got shut down in 0.5 seconds? (Henry, buddy, I just wanna talk) Do I look like I was disappointed to see 50 random extras dancing a weird disney channel-esqe choreography instead of more scenes from the actual wedding? Do I look like I expected a best man speech? Or any of the couple’s actual friends turning up?

[techs-feral-wife]

Alright clone fuckers, I gotta know

[sebvettelsv5]

redbull second driver edits are my weakness they make me SOB

[d0ark]

jake isn't included cause we all know he's in the first place 😜

[streatfeild]

Hey question: Who do you consider the hot people from the thick of it?

hey! strictly personal i‘d say adam, fergus (i mean. it‘s more geoffrey streatfeild than fergus. idk i think fergus is unfuckable, and then i look at geoff and go insane? if that makes sense?), emma, peter (yeah sorry), jamie, dan miller, helen, malcolm, and, moving away from the main cast, simon weir & baroness sureka. hugh i wouldn’t exactly call hot but i certainly like to look.

(That‘s more than i‘d have thought. Huh)

objectively it‘s probably ollie, sam and angela as well but. 🤷🏼🤷🏼🤷🏼

[feitania]

Name the characters that remind you of your friends and mutuals  ( could be the characters they love or they act the same ) 🔥

that's a hard one I avoided for some time but why not now so:

@virtue-and-beneviolence is Bernadette from big bang theory dipper vibes real hard here but also uncle stan from gravity falls:))) and otherwise koko from tokyo revengers ♡

@hiimviolet = killua because she's a menace to society and small in my mind. Maybe a little bit of megumi too because the hatred is just too simialr for fandom favorites

@chronic-claire-universe = that's hard but a little bit of yor from spy x family and maeve from the boys

@sanzusbaby = someone soft and pink, help this is so hard? Yuji maybe, like the female from? Or the pink haired girl from rosario vampire maybe. But the pink Form not her white haired bitchy alter ego.

@tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang kurpika vibes are big here, but first arc kurapika where he was still mentally capable of being nice and cute. Maybe rindou even.

@rayfuyu I always have to think about Yvaine from stardust and kimiko <3

@drakenlvr = tha emo dude from horten hears a who and Marshall lee

@stroberrylite = a mix of death the kid from soul eater, jiro from bnha and senju

@the-travelling-witch = he.he. hehe. Every sexy witch in TV and also for some reason I feel you have an inner oikawa in you