#dilfsexia

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Eddie: I can't read when hot dads come near me. It causes me to have dilfsexia

Robin: Steve isn't even a dad

Nancy: Dilfsexia???

Eddie: I ❤️ hot dads

[ultraviolet-ink]

I just remembered about your Manny dakimakura so I think you're going to have a fun response to my actual hot take: people who say MvK doesn't fuck are COWARDS. He's likely rich, he's canonically pretty powerful (like he does whatever the fuck he wants with that courtroom) - regardless of how he looks, there are people who will go for that. And just because he looks like a decrepit vampire 20 years older than his age now, doesn't mean we know how he looked in his 20s-30s - I know a couple artists who make a VERY good case regarding that... so anyway. Here's my "hot" take :P :P :P

Strongly agree | Agree | Neutral | Disagree | Strongly disagree omg YES!!! This to 1000!!!! Absolutely this!!! Manny has RIZZ!! He gets BITCHES!! He canonically loves his wife's cooking!! He is one of the few characters in the series to have fucked at LEAST twice!! and to make your take practically sizzling, mayhaps BOILING!! I'll add one thing more:

WOULD!

[woof-verine]

yeah I have dilfsexia

[bb-drayster]

i can’t read whenever i see hot dads call that shit dilfsexia

-🐉

[vancilocs]

cormier: i can't read when hot dads come near me i think i have dilfsexia ash: do you ever shut up

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Even Zenkichi is concerned

[hottielindholm]

Dyslexia more like DILFSEXIA (yes I saw this joke but I’m dyslexic and and am sharing it)

@nonbinarybuckley does this belong to you

[cowboy]

I cant read whenever hot dad's come near me I think I have dilfsexia

[idy-ll-ique]

y/n: I can't read whenever hot dads come near me I think I have dilfsexia

bucky, dad of her kids (tired): do you ever shut the fuck up

y/n, not sorry: sorry

[prosecutor-rebecca]

Klavier: I cant read whenever hot dad's come near me I think I have dilfsexia

Nahyuta: Do you ever shut up?

Klavier: Sorry-

[lulu-chaos-incarnation]

Can't stand near Majid for too long i think i have Dilfsexia

WHY SIMP FOR MAJID?!

[wozw4ld]

Fucking hate my friends they dont even accept me for my dilfsexia anymore

[aliaoftheknives]

me every time i read dalinar’s pov like i can’t read whenever hot dad’s are near me. i think i have dilfsexia

[hottielindholm]

I MEANT THE DILFSEXIA BUT U KNOW WHAT AUSTIN SHOULD SHUT UP TOO why am i yelling

You’re the one calling everyone dilfs all the time

[cowboy]

damn, experiencing dilfsexia on main 🥴

Ijcant even read anymrie

[cowboy]

i literally can’t stop thinking about dilfsexia

Evan hated it even though it was such a good joke...