#dinosaur king irritator

[charrfie]

TOP 5 DINOS FROM EACH OF THE THREE ERAS???

I LOVE YOU FOR THIS QUESTION

DEINONYCHUS

UTAH RAPTOR

PARASAUROLOPHUS

SINOSAUROPTERYX

IRRITATOR

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

LET THEM FEAST

This piece was inspired by this Mickey Mouse cartoon as well as this early episode from Spongebob.

So tell me, do you wanna go?

The cafeteria doors parted, swinging open as any other door would—but to Fellow and Gidel, it was as if the gates to heaven were welcoming them. Humming chatter and the smells of delicious foods churned out from beyond. Deeply inhaling, tasting the aromas in the back of one’s throat, made their bodies light and floaty, as if hunger had made them weightless.

They followed a hoard of uniformed boys with trays, drifting to buffet stations loaded with dishes they could only dream of. Slabs of roast beef dripping with mushroom gravy, racks od lamb, game birds with crisped skin, fish glistening with herb butter, steaming stews with vegetables bobbing in a sea of rich broth, fluffy rice, cakes sliced wide and trifles stacked tall. The paper-thin slice of bread and beans they had for supper had never looked quite so sorry.

Gidel didn’t notice that his mouth was agape and slick with saliva until a cane tucked under his chin and closed it for him. Fellow pulled the young boy close, a hand on his arm as he wildly gestured to the waiting delicacies.

“Take a gander, Giddie! All that food’s free and ours for the taking!!” he chirped. “Ready your fork and knife, we’re going to eat like kings today!”

Arm in arm, the duo dove into the bar, grabbing as much as they reasonably could. Generous scoops of mashed potato, the biggest pieces of meat, plenty of sauce, the largest loaves. Gidel rushed about with an apple crammed into his mouth and Fellow snuck oyster crackers into his breast pocket (as a late-night snack).

While their plates piled higher and higher, the mob students grew more irritable. Elbowing them out of the way, snatching up popular itwms, and taking far more than their share had the tendency to invoke ire. The mobs casted dirty looks at Fellow and Gidel, others raising their voices at the kitchen.

“Oi, where’s the refill of tomato soup? I’ve been waitin’ for forever over here!”

“When’re the dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggies gonna be done…”

“I’m so hungry I could eat a whole horse. What’s the damn hold up?!”

“Be patient, boys!” a ghost chef callee back. He grunted as he hailed a vat of curry off of the stove. “It takes time to prepare the food.”

“They’re ravenous today,” remarked the lead chef. “Wonder what’s going on. We normally don’t have to prepare this much.”

By this time, Fellow (trailed by Gidel) had pushed his way to the front of the crowd. He set down his tray (the tower of food upon it wobbling, threatening to collapse) and waved enthusiastically at the chefs.

“Afternoon, gents! How’s it going? Looks to me like you’re hard at work feeding all these wayward souls.”

“Oh, um. Just fine, thank you.” The head chef blinked. He liked to think that he recognized all of the students and staff that came into his dining room, but he was drawing a total blank with Fellow and Gidel. “Er… Sorry, are you new around here? I don’t think I’ve seen you boys before.”

“Fufu, that’s right. We’re new to these parts.”

“They ain’t even students,” an angry mob student behind him piped up.

The lead chef startled. Worry crumples his round, marshamallowy face. “Oh dear, not students? The buffet is only open to them and staff.” He glanced at Fellow’s pickings. “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to return all that.”

Anger and annoyance shot through the fox beastman. Tch…! Those NRC brats, looking down on me! Why should they get to gorge themselves on this stuff while the rest of us beg for their scraps?!

He reached down and gripped Gidel’s hand, giving the young boy a reassuring squeeze. Gidel offered a sleepy grin back.

Watch this. I’ll turn this entire situation around and have them eating out of the palm of my hand.

He let out a theatrical gasp, then summoned his most charming smile. “My bad, I forgot to introduce myself! You see, I am a health inspector sent by the Department of Magic Education to evaluate your menu! Gidel here’s my trusty assistant.”

The leader of the ghost chefs scratched his head. “Huh? Is that what a health inspector does…?”

“Of course, or cooourse! All a part of the job description, my friend.” Fellow indicated his absurd amount of food. “They’re looking to implement new standards for magic school menus—and where better to look at as a model for reference than THE famous Night Raven College? The education it offers is elite, so the meals it offers must be elite as well! That’s why they’ve sent us to try one of everything, to evaluate the quality of your wares.”

Gidel bobbed his head. (He had little clue what he was actually agreeing with, but he agreed nevertheless.)

“Come ON, you don’t seriously buy this crap, do you?” a mob student groaned. “The old fart’s clearly lying!!”

Other voices joined him, but they all fell upon deaf ears. The head chef’s eyes sparkled, his pasty white cheeks rosy with excitement.

“Oooooh, why didn’t you say so sooner?! W-We will absolutely do everything in our power to accommodate your needs, Sir Health Inspector!” He turned to his kitchen staff. “Isn’t this so exciting, everyone? We’ll be the first group of ghosts to receive a fancy accolade after death!”

A murmur of approval weaved through the kitchen. The dining room, however, erupted into a fresh round of protests.

“You’re joking!!”

“That’s such an obvious lie.”

“How can you believe that bullcrap?!”

Keheheh, never underestimate the power of this Fellow Honest-sama’s silver tongue ���� I didn’t even need to use my unique magic to cut to the front of the line. Some people are just born suckers and stay suckers in the afterlife.

He smirked, giving a triumphant twirl of his cane. “Sorry, folks! You snooze, you lose. We get first dibs on everything~”

“Hah?! What’d ya just say to me?” A vein bulged on a Savanaclaw student’s forehead. He was about double Fellow’s width and rippling with muscle. “Like hell you are!”

“The way you talk is pissin’ me off!!” chimed in a Diasomnia student. He drew his baton and aimed it at Fellow. “I oughta shut you up for good!”

The idea was a seed, taking root and festering among his peers. Other students were producing their own magical pens, out of pockets and from inside vests.

Fellow paled, balking but keeping himself between the mobs and Gidel. “H-Hey now, can’t we talk this over? Violence doesn’t solve everything, you know!”

“YES IT DOES,” the mobs retorted—in unison for once. Hungry and angry, a terrible combination.

Gidel whimpered. No sound, but Fellow could sense it in the way the boy retreated into his coat. A free hand found its way to the small of Gidel’s back, keeping him upright.

Don’t let them see you like that. Weak, downtrodden. It’s letting them have the moral victory.

His grin widened. He was a fox looking to sink his teeth into unsuspecting prey.

“Why spend your youth grumpy and causing trouble? You should lighten up, live a little, laugh a little. Here, I’ll show you how. Just follow me! Come on to the Theater!! Life is Fun!!”

Fellow spun his cane, releasing a light shower of sparkles upon the crowd. They floated down, popping like popping on their skin. Eyes glazed over, twisted expressions slackened.

“Now then!!” Fellow, raised his cane like a baton, still spinning as he conducted his herd. He, poised as the ringleader. “Right this way, right this way, gentlemen! Let’s have a lively parade to the courtyard on this fine day!”

“The weather is nice today…”

“Coach said I need to get more exercise in.”

“I’ve been stressed about classes, I need to take this break.”

Marching—one, two, one, two—Fellow led the procession out of the cafeteria. He belted out a tune as he ushered students through the exit.

“Hi-diddle-dee-dee, actor's life for me!”

(Gidel pranced in and out of the line of students, reaching into pockets and retrieving miscellaneous items. Pencils, a keychain, spare change. He stashed them under his hat.)

“A high silk hat and a silver cane, a watch of gold with a diamond chain!”

When the last student was gone, Fellow made a U-turn and rushed back into the cafeteria, slamming the doors behind him. He dropped his smile, letting it shatter like a porcelain teacup and not bothering to salvage the remains.

“Sheesh, they’re finally out of my fur!” Fellow sighed deeply. “Those rotten kids really had to make me work hard for my meal...”

Gidel scrambled over to him, pulling out the various items he had clumsily pilfered. Look what I got! he seemed to say.

Fellow brightened, ruffling the child’s messy brown mop. “Atta boy, Giddie! We sure showed those snooty rich kids what for, eh?”

At that moment, the head chef bursted out of the kitchen juggling a tray of apple strudel. He was followed by several other ghosts, each carrying a new dish.

“Sorry for the wait, here’s the… Huh?” The head chef glanced around the nearly empty cafeteria, his brows knitting. “Where did everybody go?”

“Must’ve gone out for a stroll Fine by me, they’re letting us get right down to business,” Fellow laughed, clapping a hand on Gidel’s shoulder. “C’mon, that’s enough excitement for one day. Let’s dig in!”

[theropoda]

Speaking of meat bull what is everyone's favorite dinosaur names. i implore u to reply or reblog w some....aside from the aforementioned carnotaurus i like lythronax (GORE KING. how raw is that), coelophysis (hollow form), eoraptor lunensis (dawn-hunter of/from the moon. HOW BEAUTIFUL IS THAT), irritator (LOL), and diabloceratops (devil-horned face) there's probably a few more but i can't think of them rn

[zzthekaiju]

Best of the Reptiles in Media - 01 - Godzilla (Monsterverse)

I figure that while I'm using this blog, I might as well post my ramblings on a subject dear to my heart: That being the representation of reptiles as characters in media. And not just villainous or vile ones like we're so used to. I'm talking about ones that inspire me. The ones that are legitimately compelling to me. And these posts are an excuse to espouse why.

Plus, it's just fun. You can thank the likes of @tyrantisterror and @bogleech for inspiring me to do these.

So who better to start with than with the lizard who's been an inspiration to me for almost my entire life. That being the one known as Gojira. AKA...Godzilla.

This is the one character in these posts who probably needs no introduction. Ever since his debut in 1954, the walking embodiment of the horrors of nuclear war, among other things, has been nothing less than an icon. This is the beast people think about when they hear "giant monster" or "kaiju". This is truly the King of the Monsters.

My introduction to Godzilla was a children's book called "Godzilla on Monster Island". It was a fun read full of neat monsters living together and teaming up to stop an evil plan. And it left me wanting more. I wanted more stories of these fantastic yet friendly beasts being friends and living together while having fun adventures. Little me was a bit disappointed to find that Godzilla spent more time fighting his fellow kaiju and trashing cities instead.

The truth, as I would find out, was that Godzilla is never just one thing. He is a fun defender of the Earth. He's the terrifying consequences of our tampering with both nature and science. And in recent memory, he's been a lot of other things. But most of the time, he's either hero or mankind's hubris on two legs. To me, he was a giant dinosaur that could fire thermonuclear breath, and that was all that mattered. It was after hearing about the historical significance of him that my respect doubled.

Back then, I would tell you that my favorite Godzilla from a design standpoint was the 2002 version. Personality wise, almost every Showa appearance post-1964.

But in 2014, everything changed. In came a Goji that seemed to have everything I could ask for. So, we're going to look at the one that resonates with me the most. The Monsterverse version.

That right there is perhaps one of the most awe-inspiring entrances I've ever seen in a cinema.

Before the release of Godzilla (2014), the franchise had entered something of a slump period. The last film was all the way back in 2004, and sadly, the kaiju genre was still something of a niche thing growing up. Here in America, you either liked superheroes or real-life celebrities as a kid. If you liked monsters, let alone giant monsters, you were one of the weird kids. That, or one of the kids who never lost their passion for dinosaurs. But those were rare.

Then Gareth Edwards unleashed this film, and while one could argue that Pacific Rim (2013) got the ball rolling, THIS ultimately resurrected the entire franchise of the Big G, and got him a degree of general respect from most film-goers (so long as you ignore the irritating internet drama regarding screen-time back then).

But let's get to the meat of this post. Why is this Godzilla so much better to me than the rest? A few things, really.

First off, there's Godzilla's role in the Monsterverse's narrative. For the most part, he is a guardian of the natural order, a means of bringing balance to imbalance. He is a metaphor for how nature is capable of righting itself, and how we either have to deal with it, or live with the consequences. In practice, Godzilla ends up going up against almost every monster, most of which are only a threat because we awakened them/created them. Yet despite this, he doesn't go out of his way to destroy us. He's not mindlessly destructive or particularly vengeful either. He knows we're a part of the world too. We just tend to grate a bit more on his nerves because of how much we screw up. If there's one thing this series isn't afraid to show, it's that...well, "the arrogance of man is thinking nature is within our control, and not the other way around."

Design-wise, this is one of the best Godzilla's around. He's bulky, has a killer stare, and there's something oddly endearing about how...well, meaty he is. He's like if my aforementioned previous favorite design, the 2002 one, put on both a lot of muscle and weight. It also ties into his fighting style, said to have been inspired particularly by bears. Even the sounds associated with him are amazing. From that hype-inducing charge of his thermonuclear breath to what might be the best rendition of the classic roar.

Then there is the body language. This Godzilla's usual gait is slow, almost plodding at times. He shows clear signs of exhaustion in some scenes. What he goes through is hard, and his job is even harder, but he still does it. It really helps sell his personality most of the time.

Part of why I like the Monsterverse so much is that, for the most part, the kaiju are treated as characters in their own right (that's not to say they weren't in previous iterations, far from it, but it's a bit more pronounced here than most of the post-Showa stuff). Sure, some films in this verse are better about it than others (more on that later...), but I like how you can glean what Godzilla is thinking of just by looking at his eyes. Of particular note is how they widen in "Godzilla: King of the Monsters" when Ghidorah gains the upper hand during the final battle, his absolute sneer of anger in the first movie when the male MUTO approaches him, or...this.

This scene. This one right here encapsulates so much of what I love about this iteration. Where Godzilla, dazed and thoroughly battered by both the fight with the MUTOS and having a building fall right on him, locks eyes with a tiny little soldier. You see a sense of tiredness, of pain, of acknowledgement, and maybe even a little wonder. This is not just some mindless beast fighting for its turf. It's a thinking being. And he's hurt. The most powerful creature on the planet isn't invincible, neither on the outside and definitely not on the inside.

And you know what? I've been there. There are times where I feel like I'm carrying the weight of the world, that there are things too heavy to bear, and its suffocating. Godzilla constantly shows throughout the Monsterverse that his job as a living balancing act is wearing on him. He gets put through so. Much. Crap. From getting buildings dropped on him to being personally dropped from a distance above the clouds to watching his symbiotic partner/mate die, it's almost unfair how we're expected to not really sympathize with him as much as...I'll get to that later.

But he never gives up. Despite all the pain and fatigue, he gets back up, and he fights. And he fights. And he continues until the deed is done. Someone has to rise to the occasion, and it might as well be him. If not him, then who?

That is the biggest reason I resonate with this Godzilla. His awe-inspiring design is one thing, but he gave me the strength to persevere. I don't give up, because he never did. Never before had the Big G been such a hero to me. Such that in 2014 I found myself silently sobbing to myself when it seemed like he was dead near the end even though that was clearly not the case. It's hardly a surprise that I based my personal Godzilla AU on him, albeit with the more sympathetic traits dialed up. Stuff like this made G14 and KOTM some of my favorite kaiju flicks...

...which made it more than a little disappointing when Wingard took the helm and basically said "screw that, this is about the monke now!" Yeah, GvK is the weakest entry in the series for me for a reason. Godzilla's more redeeming qualities are buried under a narrative that clearly is not interested in giving him the time of day or even the benefit of a doubt. Both it and it's successor, GxK, are Kong movies through and through, and that means poor Big G is put out of focus.

I cannot tell you how much I HATE this idea that the only way a monster can be relatable is if it either looks almost just like us or is really cute. Yes, I understand the universal appeal, but they had such a good thing going for Godzilla! And they throw almost all of it away just so that they can make Kong look better by comparison.

Credit where it's due, these issues are slightly improved in GxK. It's not only firmly established that Godzilla is an overall benefit to the world for keeping the other Titans in check, but we get some interesting bits with him like how he instantly responds and prepares to answer the call of the Iwi and help them. It shows that despite his tenuous relationship with humans, there are ones he clearly gives a lot of thought to. And there's also how he makes the Roman Coliseum his own personal bed. Not only is it kind of hilariously adorable, but if you remember how in KOTM he had his own man-made temple, you get the impression that he has a bit of homesickness. That's the kind of thing I like to see! More of that and less "he's only ever angry and he only ever fights, character is for primates only".

Also, while the Evolved design has nice details, I WANT THAT GUT BACK! it just looks weird otherwise with that disproportionately skinny waist.

But thankfully, our prayers might be answered:

With GxK's roaring success (ha!), it's more than likely that the next Monsterverse entry will finally give Godzilla an overdue character arc that doesn't begin and end with "destroy everyone and act big and scary and nothing else". Just please make sure that he doesn't have to die to get that. There are plenty of ways you can make us invest in the guy's story without having to kill him. I WANT to see more of that emotional vulnerability teased across the movies. I want to see him come to terms with how he's been going about his job. And more importantly...I want to see a more explicit Mothzilla scene. A nuzzle and everything. But that's just me.

Whatever the quality of his current status, nothing is taking away how much I love this version of Godzilla. He's taken me out of some very dark places, and for that, I say long live the king.

Also, he brought Mothzilla into the public sphere and every Mothzilla pic made since is the cutest thing ever, so I just love him even more.

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

tuesday again 5/23/2023

six sentences or less bc that's the kind of week it is

listening

straighten up and fly right from the nat king cole songbook, covered by sammy davis junior. i have a lot of fondness for the nat king cole songbook bc my grandmother had a lot of fondness for it, and this one was very comfortably in our (contralto) ranges. really burrowing into the comforting familiar as we enter the Cross Country Move Hellzone (tm). spotify

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reading

lot of documentation for work bc i am trying to build a google sheet + calendar for our grants and reports such that when someone adds OR EDITS a row in the grant/report tracker it creates a new google calendar event OR UPDATES existing events. i may have to give up on that second half.

in non-work stuff, it is hysterical how many hackers brian krebs (infosec reporter/journalist/researcher) is able to interview. like when this guy was asked "yo is this your code targeting a specific mastodon server with a crypto scam" the response was

Clicking the “open chat in Telegram” button on Zipper’s Lolzteam profile page launched a Telegram instant message chat window where the user Quotpw responded almost immediately. Asked if they were aware their domain was being used to manage a spam botnet that was pelting Mastodon instances with crypto scam spam, Quotpw confirmed the spam was powered by their software.

“It was made for a limited circle of people,” Quotpw said, noting that they recently released the bot software as open source on GitHub.

we live in the stupidest possible cyberpunk future.

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watching

i don't know jack about shit about cars and i don't know what the fuck jennings motorsports on youtube is talking about 80% of the time but a friendly guy with a calm voice talking through how he's going to get some cars in the worst shape you've ever seen up and running again? yes good thanks, i've blown through his entire backlog in the last week in my second monitor while i've cleaned data. this man is essentially rebuilding this rare limited edition shiny holographic car from half a frame and a panel LOOK how fucked this thing is.

love the Will It Run? videos bc the answer is almost always yes AND SOMETIMES HE EVEN DRIVES THEM DOWN HIS DRIVEWAY AND BACK even if the cars are barely holding themselves together. the horse souls in these machines can be coaxed back into resurrection with the proper burnt offerings and application of liquefied dinosaur

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playing

the charm of Powerwash Simulator is somewhat dampened by its extremely buggy achievements bc i KNOW i could get all 40 so fuckin easy if they just WORKED. i didn't get the "main campaign completed!" achievement despite spending nearly forty hours 100%ing every job, so i think the rarity of the achievements is somewhat inaccurate, bc it's more like, did you happen to play through that level at a time when the achievement was working? despite all that, it has been incredibly effective at damping generalized moving anxiety and it's a tremendous catch-up-on-podcasts game. it's hysterical to me this was published by square enix bc this style of simulator game is usually published by Playway or a Playway company, a shadowy network of about a hundred small polish studios, many of which went public and had IPOs in order to hand over a controlling interest of the company to Playway. long history of annoying business practices such as remaking more popular games with the serial numbers filed off and making demos to gauge interest and THEN only making about one full game for every twenty demos, which is very irritating for players. not this one tho, it's in fucking brighton in the uk, no relation!

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making

this is going to be cleaning and move prep for the next six weeks. i deep cleaned (even mopped!) my kitchen and bathroom last weekend bc it uh. really needed it, and that's the most exciting thing i did. no progress on cleaning the flip clock radio bc i do not currently have the patience to sit down with qtips and get in all the little grooves.

[werspinna]

Your Muse as a child Interview !

Did they believe in Santa?: Wolf does not belive in Santa because the Santa folklore does not exist yet in the time she is living in. She however does even as an adult believe in the Twelfth Night as a time to stay indoors, hang Evergreens on your doors to ward of bad spirits and keep young children inside and protected so they are not stolen by the little Folk. Its also a time to make many predictions for the coming year and Wolf usually parties very hard in that time. She had thrown so many applepeels over her back to predict the first letter of her future love their name is by now ASDFGHJKLOOOOLK. However, obviously the twelfth night are scary for children and a lot of fun for adults and as Wolf is nearing her 30thies she is seeing it more as a time to just let off steam.

Were they a dinosaur or rock kid?: Wolf was and still is a  Tree kid. Wolfs father Wolfgang was originally from Haitabu and the son of a Varangian Guard (Ulfa Frekisdottir, Wolfs universe Karven the Hunter), so he grew up in a melting pot of early christianity and still very dominant paganism. Wolfgang had (still has) a Trollbag with bones in which runes were carved in and when he needed to make a decision, he would throw the runes and lay himself a celtic cross to asist in his decision. He did that for Henning and Wolfgund, because the children were curious about what he was doing.  Wolfgang teached Wolf about the Tree Horoscope and what wood should be used for what usage (yew tree for the bow and arrows because the yew tree is the rune for I and death and bow in the elder futhark and marking the spot where the arrow is set on the bow is always also the Eiwaz rune so when a arrow is shot it means “I send death to you”.)  when he would take the children along on hunts. Till today Wolf knows the elder Futhark and can give another person the exact meaning of the trees growing around them (along with the medical usage like cooking birk-bark to produce a painkilliers or use the same bark as antibacterial bandages for injuries).

Bugs or slimy critters?: Wolfgang had teached Wolf a lot about the Ecosystem of the forest as it was his task as a Kings main Hunter to take care of the forest for when that King arrive with his court for a hunting-party. The more detailorientated teachings of Asada in healingherbs and later by the nuns in the convent, made Wolf even more fond of bugs. Wolfgang usually collected rainworms and threw them into his houses garden and Wolf, taken along by her father, still does the same. She is not fond of bugs indoors, so she will usually catch them and throw them out of a window.

Do they fidget? How?: Wolf has the habit to scratch the poxscars on her cheek when she is bored or uncomfortable. It is a not especially healthy habit because the scarpattern is sensetive and usually Wolf irritates them into redness. When she is not in active battle Wolf will take out the wooden handspindle and a small oundle of sheepwool out of her beltbag spinn a theard while she is talking with another person, reading something, eating or just standing or sitting around. This usually sooths her urge to fidget.

What were they frequently in trouble for as a child?: In general Wolf was a pretty sweet child that was liked by everyone. It was a common occourence for Noblemen accompanying their King on a hunting party and who missed their family that was not part of the wander kings court, to take Wolf up on their arms and carry her around or sit with her to play because they missed their children so much and they could feel like father with her.It helped that she was a especially cute little girl. This is also the reason why Wolf learned so well to read and write (especially latin) in a still very oral-orientated society, because those noblemen would sit with her sitting on their knees and teach her patiently. The only thing she would got in trouble for is walking inside without taking off her shoes or comign to the table to eat without washing her hands or feeding her fathers hutning-sogs under the table and thats a vry normal thing to do.

What underwear do they like?: Baggy, kneelong linenetrousers held up with a clothbelt to which leglings are knotted to. Wolfs underwear are braies as a woman of the early 13th century and her underwear frequently wins the trophy of  “most unsexy underwear of the world”.  She will obviously wear dark dyed loincloth when she is on her period because she does not want to wash the blood out of her whitish braises, but thats the closest thing to snugly to the body laying pantys she wears and that is only happening for a week every month.

Designs on clothing or no?: Clothes are in Wolfs time a way to show ones standing in society and a lot of “average people” use colours and designs to pretend beeing a lot of better well off than they actually are. Wolf is no exception. She had sewed sweetwater pearls on the embroidery on her wedding dress / her formal wear and she had carefully embroidered the sides of her cloak and the sleeves of her every-day dress. The spider on her tabbard for her spiderman costume is also something she had embroidered herself.

Birthmarks?: If Wolf has any birthmark they have disappeared under her Poxscars.

Do they have good self control?: Every second of Wolf interacting with other people is a sign of her slf control. She  is incredible strong and can easily break a arm by just grabbing it a tad to hard, so her interacting with people is her permanently holding backwith an iron will at every second and every breath. Eepecially when in combat because her first instinct in combat is hacking someones head off and since that had not happned in over a decade, she is doing suprisingly well.

Favorite franchise?: Wolf is a very big fan of Walter von der Vogelweide.She thinks the bard is hilarious and loves his dirty humor.

Do they re-enact scenarios in the shower?: No, Wolf usually plays the equivalent of elevator music in her head when bathing or weaving. She i happy when she has for once quitnss and peace.

Do they tell the waiter that their order is wrong?: No, Wolf would never do that. As someone who is still always worried about food, she is just always happy to have food and drink and will be happy about whatever is served her. Shes just very happy to be served food in general and will enojoy it. Even if its the wrong order Wolf will beam happy like a child when food is set infront of her and he would be very thankful fo the waiter for beeing so kind to her, even if its just their job.

Stairs or elevator?: The only elevators Wolf knows are used for building buildings and she does not trust them very much with people.

Are they an exaggerator when telling stories?: Wolf is specifically talking and telling stories in a very exaggerated way. Her mother Felina (Wolfs versions Black cat) teached her the trickery of thiefery and one of the rules was: Either be not seen when emptying another persons pockets or be seen and lead all attention to your face so noone understands what your hands are doing. Wolf usually puts up a very swarmy and loud front , to lead peoples attention to herself so that they underestimate her and eventually also ignore her because they think they know what she is doing and what she is like basedon that front. Noone notices what Wolfs hands are doing or that she is using them focusing on her putting on a show, while she is actually analysing their physical health, their weakspots, the area around them constantly. Wolf seems very friendly and easy going but she is also very cunning and its not often noticed.

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[themculibrary]

Armor Kink Masterlist

1,2,3 Switch (ao3) - StarkLover3000 tony/stephen E, 2k

Summary: What happens when the student becomes the teacher? Tony takes control of his Doctor Strange.

down the rabbit hole (ao3) - starvels (dinosaur) iron man/steve/tony E, 25k

Summary: Steve spends an entire afternoon at the mercy of the Iron Man armor.

He gets exactly what he asks for, and then some.

Hold Me Down (ao3) - tinystark616 steve/tony E, 1k

Summary: Steve asks Tony to wear one of his iron man suits and hold his wrists down during sex.

Tony gives Steve what he wants, and more.

in all and any of your skins (ao3) - Anonymous steve/tony M, 1k

Summary: Steve has a thing for Tony.

Steve has a thing for Iron Man.

This is a problem, until it really isn't.

In Every Way That Matters (ao3) - Sineala steve/tony M, 8k

Summary: There are bright things about the future, and Steve's friendship with Iron Man is one of the brightest. So what if he doesn't know who the man under the mask is? That's not going to stop Steve from wanting his friendship, or even from wanting something more.

Lust’s Effect is Tempest After Sun (ao3) - xDinahQueenx steve/tony E, 4k

Summary: Steve gets dosed with sex pollen, Tony is there for him.

Mark Sixty-Nine (ao3) - Amuly steve/tony, iron man/steve/tony E, 4k

Summary: Tony is irritated that Steve's first hug-and-fly wasn't with him. As the source of many of Steve's other "firsts", Tony has a brilliant idea of how he could take one more. Specifically, Steve's first time being fucked by a machine.

Mark XXX (ao3) - Robin_tCJ steve/tony/iron man (armour) E, 4k

Summary: Oh, look, another filthy, filthy threesome porn. This time, it's Steve/Tony/Iron Man Armour. No plot, mostly porn with a little bit of cracky humour. It's dirty, and I'm sorry.

No I'm not. I'm not sorry. You know what, you're all down here in the muck with me.

not the last time (ao3) - tinystark616 steve/tony E, 1k

Summary: Tony finds out about Steve's armor kink and gives Steve exactly what he wants.

Prototyping (The Make the Sparks Ignite Remix) (ao3) - Sineala steve/tony E, 1k

Summary: Tony is an excellent boyfriend and an excellent engineer, and so there's no way he's going to let his brand-new sex armor fuck Steve without him trying it out himself first.

Sharp Dressed Man (ao3) - copperbadge steve/tony E, 3k

Summary: There are a lot of things you can do with a personalized suit of armor and a naked super soldier.

So turn around and I'll pick up the slack (ao3) - sirona jarvis/tony E, 4k

Summary: This… was not what Tony had in mind when he decided to design himself a new dildo. You won't hear him complaining about the results, however.

Thank you, villain! (ao3) - Just_Bill steve/tony M, 1k

Summary: Steve and Tony are hit by a truth spell. Tony finds out how much Steve likes the armour.

The Blacksmith's Tale (ao3) - buckybarnesdeservestobehappy (hutchabelle) bucky/tony E, 7k

Summary: As the local blacksmith in King Rogers’ kingdom, Tony Stark is highly skilled and in high demand for his ability to forge weapons and armor. Bucky Barnes, the king’s best friend and most talented knight in the realm, not only recognizes Tony’s skill but also commissions special armor to protect him when he rides into battle. As rumors of an impending war reach the kingdom, Tony realizes how important the armor is. Not only will it keep Bucky alive, but it might also save his heart.

The Worst (Thing You've Ever Caught Me Doing) (ao3) - tisfan iron man/tony stark E, 1k

Summary: Impulse control; that was decidedly one of Tony Stark’s biggest problems. As in, he didn’t fucking have any. Which was how he ended up spread out on his workshop table, missing most of his clothes, and being rawed by his own armor.

Torque and Friction (ao3) - BewareTheIdes15 steve/tony E, 4k

Summary: The armor is his religion. And, c'mon, does anyone really expect that Tony Stark wouldn't want to have sex with his religion? He's just never found anybody before who could handle it.

[deltaswap2442]

Entire DeltaSwap Cast

Dark World

Lancer (now a species called Lances) ↔️ Plug Boy (now called Cluboy)

C. Round/K. Round ↔️ Nubert

Clover ↔️ Sweet Cap'n Cakes

Rouxls Kaard ↔️ Swatch

King ↔️ Queen

Spamton ↔️ Jevil

Ralsei Dummy ➡️ Temmie Dummy

Ruddin ↔️ Maus

Ruddin Ranger↔️ Maus Wheel

Hathy ↔️ Tasque

Head Hathy ↔️ Tasque Manager

Ponman ↔️ Poppup

Jigsawry ↔️ Virovirokun

Bloxer ↔️ Ambyu-Lance

Rabix ↔️ Trashy

Starwalker ↔️ Hacker

Starwalker Bird ↔️ Gimmick Saucer

Scissor Dancer ↔️ Fommt

Swatchling ↔️ Former Kings

Wall Plugs ↔️ Little Ball

Pipis are replaced with BOOPIS

Chef ↔️ a single Swatchling (why does chapter 2 have half the amount of characters in Chapter 1 this makes swapping characters between the two chapters harder for me)

Jigsaw Tutorials and Jigsaw Joe ↔️ Switchings (yes they are swapped with multiple people you first meet them in the forest and they do a tutorial and then later they're locked up like the former Kings and then one of them is a chef)

Seam ↔️ Addisons

Mr. Elegance and Mr. Society ↔️ Yes Men

Malius↔️Icon Man

Royal Coat Rack ↔️ Wig Robot

Blue Blocks ↔️ Plugs

Caterpillar ↔️ Migosp from Undertale

Block Tree ↔️ a rouge Fommt

The Pair of eyes become the second Icon Man's eyes

Trash Can Ruddin ↔️ Mousamillian

Circus Wagon↔️Cyber Cage

Circus Animals change from a Barrel of Monkeys Monkey, Elephant, and Penguin they become a Hungry Hippo, Rhino and Dinosaur

Pippins ↔️ Gaster

Thrash Machine ↔️ Doom Tank

The Man ↔️ River Man

Hometown:

Kris ↔️ Noelle

Susie ↔️ Birdley

Ralsei ↔️ Temmie

Toriel↔️ Asgore

Alphys ↔️ Undyne

Napstablook ↔️ Mettaton (not seen as of now)

Sans ↔️ Papyrus (Not seen as of now)

Monster Kid ↔️ Snowdrake

Asriel (not seen as of now) ↔️ Dess (not seen as of now)

Father Alvin ↔️ Rudolph

Gerson ↔️ Mayor Holiday

Catti ↔️ Jockington

Catty & Brattie ↔️ RG 01 and RG 02

Aaron ↔️ Shyren

Dad Dragon ↔️ Ice Wolf

Fire Elemental ↔️ Tentacle Monster

Mom Cat ↔️ Dad Cat

Ficus Licker ↔️ Scared Donut Driver

Diner Shopkeeper ↔️ Rabbit Girl

Hat Monster ↔️ Ice Caps

Waitress Lion ↔️ Politics Bear

Striped Bird ↔️ Scarf Lady

Annoying Dog ↔️ EveryMan

Red Big Mouth↔️Hand Receptionist

Doggo and Lesser Dog ↔️ Dogamy and Dogeressa

Greater Dog ↔️ Muttler

Pizza Pants ↔️ Blue Ears

The Warrior ↔️ Purple Guy

Briefcase Guy ↔️ "C" AKA the Land Lord of Asgore's House (Not Yet Seen)

Diamond Boy ↔️ Clam Guy

Milk Looker (new name Milks Cat guy) ↔️ Hots Fireguy

Flower Shop Look ↔️ Froggit

Innkeeper's Child ↔️ Rabbit Boy

Mad Dummy (not yet seen but heard from and called Irritable Ghost) ↔️ Ruins Dummy (not seen)

Onion ↔️ Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap (not Seen yet)

Terry (swaps with no one he's too cool)

Rainy (no one too cool as well but now he has a hat)

Snail Guy ↔️ Slime Dad ( not yet seen)

Ice E ↔️ Grillby

The Knight stays the same until his identity is revealed

Am I missing anyone?

These Swaps are subject to change

[heartcravings]

for exo ask game: 1,3,4!! :D

hi!! thanks for asking some back! <3 1) my favourite exo mv ahhh this is so hard!!!! idk... i love them all, how can i choose?! we have the when the skies and the ground were one "mama", the hands on the pants pocket "history", the chanyeol is dora the explorer "what is love", the coolest high schoolers jump around in a dusty warehouse "growl", the chogiwah "wolf", the saddest collective stood up ever "miracles in december", the craziest cube "overdose", the cool "call me baby" exos, the "lmr" rugby players and the "lmr - romantic universe" computer game, the last three jedis in "lightsaber", the astronaut sehun meets a space whale while myeon and yeol punch each other "sing for you", the red force cloned the boys "lucky one", the you can call them "monster", the one where they are kingpins of illegal activities but save a girl "lotto", the one where nini isn't the dancing machine but everyone is "dancing king", the we are one drugs but let's pretend is our powers are malfunctioning "kokobop", the we are still on drugs but who are these weird masked girls in pink "electric kiss", the everything is about coffee "universe", the we fighting space robots "power", the one where we can't mess their "tempo", the one where they are wearing suits "love shot", the we are both evil and good "obsession", the we are fighting in space but actually just having a rave "dftf" xD (did i miss one? xD) in all honesty i love the game concept mv's like "love me right - romantic universe" or "power" cause they are fun and geek, but i also really like darker mv like electric kiss, obsession, monster, lotto, cause i like those darker sounding songs too. so yeah i guess these are my fave mvs, but i love all of exo! "universe" for example is such a beautiful mv!! 3) favourite concept answered here so i'll do a bonus one: 23) Which animal slippers would each member wear sehun — vivi's!! jongin — bears obviously kyungsoo — something black, maybe a panther? could also go fun like those shark eating feet! chanyeol — nick and judy from zootopia (fox and bunny) jongdae — cute chubby dinosaurs baekhyun — corgi butt slippers ^^ yixing — dragon claws!! junmyeon — bunnies!! minseok — he'd probably wear comfy but manly slippers but then when he was watching tv or on the sofa he'd have this cat paw warmer slipper for both feet together ^^ 4) least favourite exo song there isn't an exo song that i don't like, all of them have at least a few parts that i really enjoy. that said, the back crescendo in black pearl sometimes gets me feeling irritated. the same with the bass rhythm and the fast passed high notes in lady luck. maybe it's cause i am an anxious person but these two songs kind of trigger my anxiety so i do skip these two sometimes.

[kamejapan]

souji and lucy are allies and lover but on opposing sides. nobody knows except them..or do they??

secret lovers, enemies, power rangers, heartbreak, mention of death, notion of being killed.

i tried but enjoy lol. if you want a happier ending i can make it lol.

“souji, you’ve been acting weird lately.” ian said as souji jumped in surprise at the other’s voice. “what do you mean?” he asked as daigo smirked. “you know exactly what he means. you’ve been sneaking around more and seem more..of a big boy then before.” daigo said as ian nodded. “i do not.” he groaned as the older two looked at each other with a laugh before letting him go back to his studies.

as souji studied, his phone rang and he jumped up in surprise, answering it and smiling as he spoke and moved to a different area where he wouldn’t be heard.

as he was talking, the alarm went off and he apologetically ended the call, leaving to answer the call with the others.

stopping and parking his bike, he quickly changed with the rest as they confronted kaido who had made a new monster with a laugh. “good luck kyoryugers! grand king seisho has blessed this five star general with his powers!” he said as he disappeared, the fighting beginning quickly as they all fought and daigo was flung by the monster kasmaru.

“one on five?” a female voice said with an irritated ‘tsk’ as she spoke from a distance, causing everyone to look around. “who are you?” amy asked as the female giggled again. “you’ll know in due time.” she said as only flashes of her sword collided with everyone and she struck their suits, causing them to become injured as kasmaru disappeared along with the voice.

everyone was tired out and trying to figure out where the sudden power had come from, souji keeping quiet the whole time. “she has to be their kid or something.” udo said as utsusemimaru shrugged. “maybe.”

the next day, souji smiled when he saw the person he was most excited to see waiting for him before the campus entrance. “lucy!” he shouted as he waved at her and sprinted to catch up to her.

“hello souji, nice to see you too. i take it my human form is prettier than you thought?” lucy said as he nodded and the two walked side by side to their first class, souji giving a quick tour along the way.

the two enjoyed the day together and even are lunch in the courtyard, enjoying the peaceful noise. “souji, when the time comes, if you have to injure me, then do it. my injury will be the only way you can actually defeat the four generals. it will also give me time to play dead and hide out.” lucy said as the male choked on his onigiri. “what? why?” he asked as lucy turned to smile at him. “i have always wanted to fight alongside my mother now that she’s good but my father is still evil. if you were to harm me and we make it seem that i was dead, my father would definitely awaken.”

souji was walking back to his place lost in thoughts as he continued thinking about what lucy had said. “souji!” daigo shouted as he looked up and stopped in his tracks. kasmaru was in front of him. “kyoryu change!” he shouted as he charged towards the battle and fought his hardest, pulling out his sword and hitting all the points he remembered from lucy.

“man, we can never have any fun, can we. kaido-nii, we need to find a new place.” she sighed as she appeared and sat on the rooftop of a building. looking up, daigo, Amy, yayoi, ian, and udo all gathered together in a small huddle, backs touching as they stared her down. “kaido is your older brother?” daigo asked as lucy nodded with a giggle.

“did you think i would get my hands dirty so often? my brother loves my dad more than i do so he’ll do anything to get him revived.” she said with a hum as she jumped down and snapped her fingers. “oops.” she said as the vines that came from the ground and wrapped around the rangers trapped them.

“finish them kasmaru. i want a pet dinosaur today.” she said as she walked away with a smirk, kasmaru swinging his whip and injuring the rangers once more before launching his money-greedo attack.

turning back around, lucy smiled and grinned. “actually, the green one. i want a dinosaur and a human as a pet.” she said before disappearing and kasmaru joy-whipped them until they unmorphed and were coughing up blood.

snatching his dino pill to transform, kasmaru happily walked away as he thanked souji who coughed his lungs out and watched in shock.

a couple days had passed and souji gained the attention of everyone. including luckyuro who was confused as to why he kept sneaking out. “souji? where are you going?” luckyuro asked as everyone looked at him in confusion. “to train again. i need to know how to beat kasmaru.” he said as he swiftly left, causing a suspicious daigo to look at ian who only shrugged.

once again, the gaburincho alarm rang and he ran out with the others, groaning at the false alarm. he spotted a note that looked familiar, walking up to it and grabbing it off the pole. as he read it, he crumpled it up and shoved it into his pocket, showing his response as the familiar scent of lilies filled his nose.

making his way back to the rest, he followed them back, grabbing his bag before leaving with a smile. “i have to go meet a classmate for a project.” he said cheerfully, throwing off the others from his overly excited demeanor.

he was worried about lucy though she told him not to be. he couldn’t help it. he liked her..way too much. he also wasn’t surprised that she had returned his dino charge after she had made sure things were in place to take down the never ending nuisance.

what he wasn’t expecting, was lucy being held down by kasmaru and another general he had seen. so when he was yelled at by her to not morph, he froze in place. “lucy, are you okay?” he asked as she nodded and smiled softly at him.

kasmaru kicked lucy in amusement who only grunted and glared at her older brother. “you know the ranger personally..we shouldn’t have sent you to human school. who knew you would become friends with him?” he spat at the female who looked away.

“souji! are you okay?” nobuharu shouted as souji turned and nodded.

lining up next to him, the rest were confused. “they have the female as prisoner? isn’t she on their side?” yayoi asked as souji closed his eyes and swallowed. “she is and isn’t.” he breathed, causing all heads to turn to him.

“souji, don’t!” lucy shouted, the male opening his eyes and looking at her. she shook her head once more, lips tightened. “no.” she mouthed as souji scratched his head in stress.

“let lucy go, it wasn’t her fault. it was mine.” he said as kasmaru’s human form appeared and he smirked. “you must really love her, hm?" lucy gulped harshly and souji breathed shakily.

"no response?" kasmaru asked as he had a blade pushed against her neck. "souji.." daigo said gently as souji tried to calm himself down. "nii-chan, leave him alone..just punish me." lucy said as kasmaru looked at the general next to him who nodded and shot a range of bullets at the rangers, who only jumped back and morphed except for souji.

breaking free from her brother's grasp, lucy turned and got into a battle with him, eventually getting slashed down. as she grasped her shoulder, she coughed and looked up at the elder who stopped all the battles.

souji looked at lucy, yelling out to her as she shielded herself and her brother in a bubble, their fight resuming as sparks flew between them. "lucy!" he yelled as she ignored him, striking her brother and dropping him to his knees as he used his powers to get lucy down to his level.

using his tail, he struck lucy who fell to the side, a loud grunt of pain leaving her lips as she let the bubble disperse and souji slid next to her. "lucy, lucy. listen to me. open your eyes." he said as he pulled the female into his arms, hugging her tightly before getting yanked away. "souji, don't do it!" lucy shouted as she saw him get up, her body dragged, then flung over the bridge by her own sibling who watched her body fall to the ground.

"lucy!" souji shouted as he grabbed his own blade and fought kasmaru who was surprised by the sudden attacks. the movement caught kasmaru off-guard as he realized the sword style to be his sister's amplified style.

eventually kasmaru and the other general died, souji not even waiting to get out the zord, jumping down quickly and running towards lucy's body.

as everyone helped him search for her, he grabbed the only thing he found. the bracelet he had given her. he sobbed loudly, daigo silently taking him back to his apartment as he cried and locked himself in the apartment for the next three weeks.

everyone had busted in to his apartment, stepping over the mess that they had seen, ian shaking his head as he cleaned the kitchen with nobuharu who chuckled gently.

amy and yayoi cleaned the rest of the house up as utsesimaru and daigo forced souji out to get freshened up.

they all had eaten and souji kept staring at the necklace in front of him, unable to take his mind off that day and his inability to fight without hesitation.

it had been another week, then a month, and then another.

finally, it had been three months since he watched his lover die. everywhere he went, he smelled lilies or even felt a familiar warmth that he missed so much. "why are you tormenting me?" he whispered to the necklace softly, kissing it as he put it on like a bracelet again.

[koopzilla]

@blockbourne | cont.

A responding scowl arrived early, long before the translator had begun its attempt. The repeat is little more than an irritating distraction, one which earns a gnarly leer as it prattles on. Inevitably, Bowser responds to it, raising a foot. The device suffered a merciless pressure as he squashed it and the poor dinosaur's shoulder along with it beneath his biggest toe. Electricity jolts outward like meatballs from a poorly made sub, and the transcription is replaced with the gruff pull of his breath.

"I make the orders here." His burning gaze returned to the little dinosaur; face wrinkled by a deepened scowl. "Threaten me again and it will be the last words you ever speak. You don't know who you're dealing with!?" Biceps bulge as fingers curl into a stern fist.

"I'm the king of the koopas! Your king." If a yoshi is still considered a koopa offshoot. "Your route is where I tell you it is! Beg for forgiveness, or it ends right here!" The threat complete itself as Bowser pivoted his foot, turning the jagged edge of his toe inward. The sharpened point pinned itself to the dinosaur's neck, threatening to slice through with but one quick movement.

[mikarex-stuffart]

[Dinosaur King] - Spinosaurids Family -

Okay so this drawing was made the 24th april It supposed to be a post with multiples little drawings that I quick drew- yes .. quick drew (just look at Spiny's dorsal, I just fucked his anatomy since I got so fast-) But I had multiple personal problems and couldn't done the others so take that.. it's all I got I love this game, the anime, that's my childhood where I started loving Dinosaurs and I still love it Baryonyx was one of my fav and these kind of dinos are my fav one ! ♡♡♡

[navstuffs]

Cthulhu vs Godzilla

Pairing: Adrian Chase x gn!reader

Warning: none, kinda crack fanfic

Summary: You and Adrian always argued about the weirdest topics.

Author's note: i had this fanfic all ready and then my stupid ass deleted the whole thing. so i am rewriting as a bunch of headcanons. credits to my husband over the King Kong falling in love with Godzilla.

You had promised Emilia you wouldn't let your boyfriend Adrian's crazy ideas influence you when you two started dating

And after almost a year, Emilia just saw improvements. Before-you-Adrian would only appear with Peacemaker (always late or not appear). After-you-Adrian always showed up in time especially after you two moved together

You two seemed happy and for more Emilia tried to hide, she was happy for you. There was just one problem: every time you two discussed or argued, it was about the most unusual topics

One morning, when Emilia and Clemson arrive at the base and see you, Adrian and Chris into a deep discussion in Murn's office. Eagly is walking around and seems irritated

Despite the efforts from Emilia and Clemson, they are ignored and you three continue into the discussion. Adrian seems fascinated and scared looking back and forth between you and Chris

When Adrian gets up, imitating what seemed an loud T-Rex, Clemson gets annoyed and followed close by Eagly and Emilia, bursts into the room.

"...that's why Godzilla would win against Megalodon" Adrian says, looking at you. Chris and him high five while you shake your head.

"I call it bullshit."

"So instead of worrying about the pseudo necromancer we are going to fight later, you all decide to discuss Godzilla and Megalodon?"

Murn seems done while you three try to explain this all started when you claimed sharks were the strongest animals on earth. The topic went to shark vs grizzly bears and passed on honey badgers vs Tasmanian devils. You chose Tasmanian devils and sharks while Adrian and Chris chose the other two and the arguing just got worse from there. Clemson looks at Emilia for help but she looks as done as he is.

"So what do you think Murn, sharks or grizzly bears? Just to let you know, grizzlies have an unlimited tank of oxygen and are allies with orcas."

"That is called cheating, Adrian."

Clemson doesn't seem surprised by Adrian's question or your reply, he is more disgusted. Clemson looks at you and when he notices your serious face waiting for his answer, he points at the door tired

"Get the hell out of my office. All of you."

During the whole day, you continue to discuss with Adrian. Peacemaker eventually gives up on participating in the conversation, complaining that Adrian would always eventually agree with you. The chosen targets now were Cthulhu vs Godzilla and Clemson was giving you dead eyes during the whole exchange.

"I am sorry Adrian, but if you can't see Cthulhu would destroy Godzilla we can't date anymore."

"Babe, we don't know if they could be friends in the bottom of the sea. Godzilla could befriend him and they could fall in love, marry and have babies? Then after ten years together when Cthulhu is sleeping at their marital bed, Godzilla strikes, bye bye Cthulhu."

"What about the kids? Besides what would Cthulhu possibly see on Godzilla? "

"I don't know. Cthulhu is all lonely at the bottom of the sea for I don't know how many years, a cute pre-historic dinosaur appears, flirting. Who wouldn't?"

"Cthulhu is the representation of fear and panic. He doesn't need love. Also, hold on, you find Godzilla cute?"

"Yes. You don't?"

"No."

"Well, we all know King Kong fell in love with Godzilla as well. Oh look, maybe King Kong would join forces with Godzilla to defeat Chtulhu?"

"Can't you two focus on the darn briefing?"

Later after the mission, Emilia watches as you and Adrian walk together to his car. Adrian was helping you to enter the car since you hurt your arm during the mission, bitten by one of the "zombies." It was hard to explain to Vigilante you weren't gonna turn into an actual zombie, there was no need for an intense search for a cure that didn't exist, and those people were just hypnotized to think they were actual "zombies."

Her eyes met with Peacemaker's and she decides to tease him

"Do you miss him? Your number one fan being your constant shadow?

"You kidding right? I am just waiting for the invitation on that threesome. But I am happy for them because Adrian is out of my ass. Also," he leaned over towards her, whispering "they look cute together, don't they?"

"Yeah. Yeah, they do."

[bokutokoutarou]

@bitesizedgarbage​ asked: Head canons about the bois reaction to their s/o showing up at their doorstep at 2 in the mcfreakin morning. You know the bois love. And you know them well. :3

hehe ofc i do ;)

warning - everything is sfw but kuroo’s part is kind of suggestive oops

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WHEN THEIR S/O SHOWS UP AT THEIR DOORSTEP AT 2 IN THE MORNING

— including tsukishima, daichi, kuroo, sugawara, akaashi & bokuto

masterlist

☆。*。☆。 Tsukishima Kei

His window was open, so he darted out of bed the moment he heard your voice shouting “Kei...Kei...Kei”

“Are you insane?” he asked you, opening the door to reveal himself in a baggy sweatshirt and boxers. “It’s two in the freaking morning — you’re going to wake up my whole street”

“A-are those dinos on your boxers?” you asked him, staring at the tiny green dinosaurs scattered all over the material of his shorts

“Uh, n-no...” he stuttered, his face turning bright red

They totally were

He felt like the biggest asshole on the planet when you broke down and told him that you had a fight with your parents and didn’t know where else to go

He gave you one of his sweatshirts to change into and he set up the couch for you to sleep on, but five minutes later he heard a knock at his bedroom door

“Kei...I’m sorry for bothering you, but it’s really dark and I’m kind of—“

“Come here” he told you, and within seconds you were curled up next to him. But after a couple of minutes, you two gave up on trying to sleep and ended up watching Jurassic Park together

“Do you want to watch the next one?” he asked you when the movie ended, but he let out a quiet laugh when he saw that you had fallen asleep on his chest

“Goodnight, stupid,” he smirked, pulling you closer to his chest before closing his eyes and drifting off to sleep

Your boyfriend may be cold at times, but he does have a heart, and it only beats for you

☆。*。☆。 Daichi Sawamura

Daichi is so overprotective, so upon finding you at his doorstep at two in the morning, he immediately pestered you with a thousand questions at once

“Are you okay?”

“Are you hurt?”

“Did you walk here by yourself? That’s not sa—”

“Relax Daichi,” you interrupted your boyfriend, letting out a light laugh at his overprotective antics. “I’m only here because I can’t sleep”

“Oh,” he rubbed the back of his neck before breaking out into laughter. “Well why didn’t you just say so? Come in”

He grabbed you by the hand and guided you to the living room. “Here, just let me set up the couch and—”

“I kind of wanted to be beside you...” you bit your lip in embarrassment. Daichi was such a gentleman that he hadn’t even caught onto the fact that you didn’t come over to merely sleep on his couch

“Oh...” Daichi turned red, but his lips immediately curled up into a soft grin. “Sorry, I should have known”

It wasn’t long before you were snuggled up beside your boyfriend on his bed, your head on his chest and his hand rubbing small circles on your back

“Sweet dreams, [Y/N],” he whispered upon seeing you fast asleep on his chest, and he pressed a soft kiss to the top of your hair

With the soft melody of his heart beating against your ear, and the warm feeling of his arms wrapped around you, it was safe to say that you never slept better in your life

☆。*。☆。 Kuroo Tetsurou

“Well, well, well, what do we have here?” Kuroo smirked upon swinging open the door and seeing you. “Couldn’t fall asleep because you were thinking about me?”

“Jesus Christ, Tetsu,” you sighed. “I had a fight with my parents”

“Oh...”  his smirk fell from his face. “Well, uh, come on in”

He brought you upstairs to his room and tossed you one of his sweatshirts for you to change into. It wasn’t long before he suggested a couple of things for you two to do to take your mind off the fight...

“Tetsu, what the f-”

“I’m just kidding...” he grinned, letting out a light laugh before he bit his lip. “But my parents aren’t home, so we could if you wanted to”

“You’re such a dork,” you hit him lightly on the shoulder, and within a couple of moments you both burst out into laughter

“You know I was just playing around, right?” your boyfriend chuckled, wrapping his arms around your waist as he pressed a kiss to the top of your head. “Now come on, let’s watch a movie”

You two ended up eating nachos and watching Mean Girls in his living room (it’s his fav movie you can FIGHT me on this)

After the movie was done, you two went on an ASAP Science binge-session because he’s a total science dork and loves to watch those videos his free time (you’ll never admit that you enjoy them too though)

Maybe it progressed into something more, maybe it didn’t. Yet no matter what happened between you two, you were glad that your boyfriend was there for you when you needed him most

☆。*。☆。 Sugawara Koushi

Suga’s a light sleeper, so upon hearing you knocking on his door he got out of bed immediately

“[Y/N] ... it’s 2am,” Suga frowned, concern filling his warm brown eyes upon finding you at his doorstep. “What’s wrong?”

“I’m sorry for waking you up, Koushi,” you apologized, “I couldn’t sleep and I...I just really miss you”

Suga.exe has stopped working

“A-are you alright,” you asked him when he didn’t respond immediately. “If you don’t want me here I can lea—”

“No, stay!” your boyfriend interrupted you, still red in the cheeks. “I missed you too”

You two didn’t end up going to sleep immediately. Instead, you ended up baking cookies (SUGA IS AN AMAZING COOK AND THAT’S A FACT), cuddling on the couch, and having a Disney movie marathon in his living room

Even though you and Suga had already seen most of the movies before, you both yelled at the screen dramatically every time a ‘plot twist’ happened

“PRINCE HANS, YOU EVIL F—”

You ended up falling asleep in Suga’s arms halfway through The Lion King, but your boyfriend didn’t go to sleep just yet

He ended up staying up all night with you on his chest, his eyes glued to the screen as he instinctively twirled your hair in his fingers

Your eyes fluttered open by the time Suga finally passed out, yet upon seeing your boyfriend sleeping angelically with his arms wrapped around your waist, you giggled softly and closed your eyes again

You ended up falling back asleep even though you weren’t tired, because the last thing that you wanted to do was to leave your boyfriend’s warm embrace

☆。*。☆。 Akaashi Keiji

Akaashi is actually sane and has a rigid sleep schedule, so needless to say, he was exhausted when you knocked on his door at 2am and interrupted it

“You’re aware that it’s two in the morning...right?” he yawned softly upon opening the front door. He didn’t even check to see if it was you — he just knew

“Yeah...” you sighed, rubbing your eyes tiredly. “I’m just too nervous to sleep. I have a big test tomorrow, and I’m really scared, and—”

“It’s okay, [Y/N],” Akaashi interrupted your nervous ramblings with a soft smile. “Just come in”

He brought you to his kitchen and made you both some tea, and although he was exhausted, he helped you go over the material you were studying.

After two hours of reviewing, you were too exhausted to function, and you were finally ready to go back home and sleep

“Thanks for helping me, Keiji,” you told your boyfriend after taking a final sip of your drink. “I think I finally feel better, I’m going to go home and—”

“Home?” your boyfriend’s tired eyes widened in surprise. “You can’t go home at this time — it’s not safe. And look at you...you’re exhausted”

“I-I’m not exhausted,” you lied, but an unintentional yawn escaped your lips at the end of your sentence. “Okay...maybe I’m a little exhausted”

You were truly drained from studying, so the next few moments were a blur. One moment you were in the kitchen, and the next moment you were snuggled up beside Akaashi on his bed, your arm draped over his torso and his arm on your back

You didn’t know how you had gotten there, but you did know that you no longer felt the need to go home, because Akaashi’s arms were your home now

☆。*。☆。 Bokuto Koutarou

"[Y/N]!” Bokuto’s lips curled up into a wide grin when he saw you at his doorstep at 2am. “Did you come here for a sleepover?”

‘Sleepover’...pfft, that’s funny. If you came to Bokuto’s house thinking you were getting any sleep, you were wrong because there was no way in hell that that was happening

Y’all made a pillow fort in his living room and blasted music, scrolling through tiktoks and showing each other memes like complete clowns...until you two heard a loud knock on his front door

“Listen,” Bokuto’s neighbour started to speak. “You’re lucky I’m friends with your parents and didn’t call the police because it’s four in the mcfreaking morning and I can hear your party from my bedroom”

Bokuto just tilted his head to the side in confusion. “Sorry, but we’re not having a party, we’re having a sleepover”

You internally face-palmed because your boyfriend was so clueless sometimes (but he’s totally adorable so it’s alright)

After the irritated man left, you and Bokuto went back to your fort and lowered the music so you wouldn’t get any more angry visitors

You let out a soft yawn, and you were about to suggest for you two to go to sleep when your boyfriend whacked you with a pillow and declared that you two were having a pillow fight

Your pillow fight ended up turning into a tickle fight, which somehow ended up turning into a playful make out session (you totally weren’t complaining though)

You and your boyfriend hadn’t gotten an ounce of sleep by the time the sun rose, yet you didn’t regret going over to Bokuto’s house one bit because you had the time of your life

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Hai!! Hope your having a wonderful Day! I have sent a few requests but I think tumblr just waved them off or soemthing :^

Anyway! I have a lil request. You dont gotta do it if it's too boring but hos do you think Daniel's Characters would React if They had a Demiboy Partner- like female anatomy and an extremely femenin person but uses He/They/It pronouns^^"

No one actualy uses my pronouns irl so it would be wonderful to know how some of my fav characters would react <3

-V

Hello!!!

OMG, I am really sorry I never got your requests! But here we are so let’s see!

Laszlo Kreizler

He wouldn’t mind, he would go dead ass scientific on it, maybe asking too much questions every now and then.

I can see him inquiring you about your feelings and in different situations in particular if people get confused, but to him it will take he snap of a second to apply your chosen pronoun. Being the old 1896 I am also sure he will use “Mr” too for you, he is a formal man, nobody can help this.

Baron Zemo

The man in the most open minded man you will ever meet. He won’t even ask you why or what brought you to that choice. You like it? You’ll get it.

It is always easier done than said with him, the easiness he will use over the matter will shock you maybe. And when people will be confused look at you and then at him and being confused. He would just look at them with his head tilt and being like “Did I stutter?”

Andrea Marowski

Confused ass baby. He will ask all the dumb questions on the list and frown, and purse his lips using the bow of his violin to scratch the top of his head. But after a first moment of confusion he wouldn’t actually mind it, probably making the most awkward long pauses before adding your pronoun but then he will look at you beaming from happiness because he didn’t fuck it up.

A very mad boy if somebody gets it wrong.

Niki Lauda

Niki is our ‘so what?’ man. He would look at you and being like “good for you” as he doesn’t really pay attention to that stuff. You could ask him to call you the Dinosaur King of the Rat Race and he will be using it if it makes you happy.

Definitely the one roasting people that get it wrong irritating them by snapping his fingers in front of their face to wake up their brains.

Tony Balerdi

He would accept it pretty easily.

Probably showing up at your place the next day all wrapped up in his Burberry coat with a cake made in his restaurant with He/They/It scribbled over it with chocolate.

“Want to share?”

He would be super supportive, maybe slipping at the beginning but he is the kind of guy that can always catch himself back from an error.

Alex Kerner

He is the guy. He is the guy that will give you an heart attack rushing away in the moment you’d tell him only to come back a moment later because he will write it on the back of his hand with a marker “So I can remember at the beginning” He would say happy like it is the first day of the new year. Probably the one feeling more guilty if he ever gets it wrong in public, countless sorry will be whispered in your ear.

Jan

You’d tell him probably during one of the countless nights spent at his place talking about life and politics and philosophy.

He would turn around and look at you dead serious before slowly opening up in a smile with a soft nod, his eyes telling it all.He will hand you a beer or anything you’re drinking in that moment and offer a toast “to fucking up the norms”.

He won’t get it wrong not even once.

Sebastian Zollner

He will get it wrong most of the times but you’ll end up falling for it because it will be a whole set of “fuck, shit, damn, no, I meant, fuck” and get like wavy hands and nervous ruffling his hair.

He is super supportive and will blow smoke in the face of anyone asking weird questions, but he has the brain on full speed and can’t always match what he thinks with what he says.

He loves you big time and gets all flustered that you’ll hate him, probably going to cry.

Ernst Schmidt The man lives in the future.

He will probably buy you a badge with your pronouns and pin it up on your uniform.

He would smile at you and actually find every occasion to use your chosen pronouns.

Secretly waiting for Volkov to get it wrong so he can kick his ass, but he would do it nevertheless with anybody.

[morningstarships]

Everything is Fine! [S/I Ficlet]

A small ficlet in which, a few days after finding out about new powers, Atlas has to remain calm while Anne and the Plantars try to find a way back to Amphibia.

[Atlas is a magical boy who can universe hop, but due to the Core, his universe hopping powers aren’t working. He has a familial bond with Anne and the Plantars!]

Warnings: none!! 

Amphibia spoilers if you haven’t seen Season 3!

The fact that there was anything related to Amphibia in the museum sounded crazy. But Atlas tagged along anyway. With King Andrias able to use the music box, anything was possible, and he didn't want to risk losing Anne and the Plantars too.

While Anne, Sprig, and Hop Pop searched the museum, and Polly was off admiring the medieval weapons, Atlas chose to wander off, eyebrow twitching in annoyance. It was risky, why were they risking their lives for a damn museum? A museum that probably didn't have anything of use. Thunder rumbled outside, a quick 'fuck' escaping his lips.

Calm the fuck down, Atlas. There's nothing to be nervous about. They were fine.

He took a few deep breaths, eyes on the ground, hands stuffed into his ratty hoodie pockets. Andrias wouldn't be stupid enough to attack them so brazenly, right? Right?

With his mind occupied, he didn't see the stupid glass display case, a grunt escaping his lips.

"Piece of shit..." Atlas's eyes snapped up, and his brown eyes widened for a moment.

A piece of stone, with ancient writing, decrepit and wasting away.

"What'd ya find?" Sprig's voice made him jump into the air, a strike of lightning cracking outside the museum. "Ooo, cool! ....What is it?"

"How should I know?" Atlas grumbled, crossing his arms. One of the symbols... He had seen it before...

"Oh! You're looking at the Beach Stone!" A woman with a cheerful disposition made Atlas flinch, seemingly appearing out of nowhere. "Yeah, me and the crew found that a few months back, buried deep in the beach's coast!"

"Do you know what it means?" Sprig asked, smiling brightly. Atlas shot his gaze down to the small, pink frog. (Who was, of course, wearing his disguise.)

"Oh! Well, the crew and I roughly translated it..." The woman pulled out a notepad, flipping through the pages. "Oh! Here it is! It depicts some sort of deity bestowing a gift upon a small child, and then..." The woman points at the stone tablet.  "...It says that this child will be the savior of all worlds and the ruler over said worlds!"

Atlas nearly choked on his own spit, rain pouring down outside.

"Huh! That's weird, it was just sunny a few seconds ago!" Sprig scratched his head. Atlas stared at the tablet for a moment, trying to calm himself down.

"You okay, kid?" The woman looked over at Atlas, who just shakily gave her a thumbs up, and rushed away, Sprig chasing after him.

"Atlas, what's wrong?" Damn him! Sprig was always good at detecting when he was upset.

"Nothin', lil man! Why don't ya go look at the dinosaurs?" Atlas gave him a bright, albeit fake, smile. Sprig stared up at him for a few seconds before letting out a cheerful "okay!", and running towards the fossil exhibits. Atlas whipped his head back to the stone tablet, sighing softly.

He's done worse than stealing things, this was nothing to him.

Time to actually test these stupid, gods-forsaken powers.

Atlas's eyes snapped to the camera that pointed directly at the tablet, eyebrows creasing up in focus. The light that indicated the camera was powered up faded, and Atlas walked towards the exhibit.

He mumbled a few Latin words while pressing his hand against the glass, and his fingers slipped through the surface, grasping onto the tablet, and quickly stuffing it up his shirt.

Meeting up with Anne and the Plantars, Atlas sighed.

"Find anything good?"

"Just some dumb pot. But it doesn't even show us anything useful!" Anne threw her hands up in irritation. "What about you?" Atlas's expression was stoic, giving the teenager a small shrug in response.

When they all got home, Atlas immediately rushed to the guest bedroom, slamming the door. With trembling hands, he pulled out the tablet, placing it on his bed.

He could read the language. What the actual fuck?

""...A child of water and sky will emerge from the goddess's heart, and will be destined to live amongst mortals, saving the universes and becoming...a god..." Atlas mumbled out. Thunder began to rumble outside, and Atlas let out a nervous laugh as he began to pace. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

"I can't become a god -- Or save universes! I can't even cook fucking ramen without killing the microwave! What am I gonna do?!" A storm cloud had begun to form, his eyes focused on the tablet. The doorknob turned, his eyes widening.

"Hey, Atlas, have you seen the--" Sprig had come in, his eyes immediately darting to the stone. The cloud above Atlas's head began to downpour, hands trembling. "IIIIII should go get Anne--"

"NO!" Atlas shot his hand out, the door slamming. "Don't get Anne, please--"

"There's a rain cloud above your head! I think Anne deserves to know--"

"I-It's fine! Totally fine! I'm fine, this is fine, we're all good!" Atlas laughed nervously, now completely soaked from the cloud. "I just need to calm down, I just need to chill. This is chill."

"Areeee you okay?"

"Pfff! Yeah, why wouldn't I be?" Atlas snorted, but the raincloud got bigger.