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Edgin: Fuck!
Doric: Language.
Xenk: Common.
#*everyone turns and looks at xenk* what#xenk yendar#xenk the paladin#xenk#edgin darvis#edgin#edgin the bard#doric the druid#doric#dndhat#dnd hat#dnd movie#dungeons and dragons honor among thieves#dnd honor among thieves#dnd#dnd hat incorrect quotes#dungeons and dragons movie
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Deleted Scenes from the Underdark
Ed: ugh that guy is the worst I can’t believe I’m gonna sleep with him
Holga: I mean, you don’t have to
Ed: no, I’m gonna
Xenk: heard that too ☺️
#dnd hat#d&d: honor among thieves#chris pine is a bard#xedgin#incorrect quotes#I had so much fun at this movie
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Holga: You can always trust Ed to wear his heart on his sleeve.
Xenk, concerned: That is a strategically foolish and physiologically difficult location to keep one’s heart. Is he perhaps undead?
#me to my gf: I need you to dnd-check this#apparently it passes the lore vibecheck#dnd movie#dnd honor among thieves#dnd hat#xenk the paladin#holga the barbarian#incorrect dnd quotes
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Edgin: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Doric: Even better!
Edgin: What the fuck did you-
Doric: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
#listen. i need more of their dynamic#doric#dndhat doric#edgin darvis#dhdhat edgin darvis#dndhat#dnd honour among thieves#dungeons and dragons hat#dungeons and dragons honour among thieves#dhdhat incorrect quotes#honour among thieves#honour among thieves incorrect quotes
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My partner and I where talking about Edgin so credit to this incorrect quote goes to them but it was to funny not to share. It started out with how much Edgin would like ABBA and dissolved into this. Love you @kindacrazyfox
Holga: We need a distraction
Simon: I used all my spell slots
Doric: I can’t wildshape anymore today
Edgin: I got this
Holga: Edgin. What are you
Edgin: *gets on table and spotlight casts on him* You are... my fire... my one.. desire. believe when I say. I want it that way TELL ME WHY aint nothing but a heartache!
Holga: We are all gonna die..
#incorrect quotes#dnd honor among thieves#dnd hat#honor among thieves#d&d: honor among thieves#edgin the bard#edgin darvis#holga kilgore#holga the barbarian#dnd doric#simon aumar#simon the sorcerer#doric the druid#we think we are funny#as this been done?
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Xenk: You're all monsters.
Xenk: Except you Doric, you're an angel and we're glad you're here.
#dnd hat#doric the druid#you know its true#who amongst them hasn't stolen?#xenk yendar#parks and rec#incorrect dnd quotes#honor among thieves
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Cleric: You know what? Forget it, I’m not even shocked anymore.
Warlock: Oh that’s no fun.
Cleric: This has become the norm for you two.
Rogue: We’ll have to try harder next time.
Cleric: Please don’t.
Warlock: I feel like we’ve been issued a challenge.
#cleric#rogue#warlock#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes#incorrect dnd classes#incorrect dnd quotes#dnd#dungeons and dragons#mod meme#source: llamas with hats
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Corn: Okay, I get it. You’ve had a really hard time lately, you’re stressed out, seven people died-
Star: Twelve, actually.
Corn: Not the point. Look, they’re dead now and really whose fault is that?
Star: *Yours!*
Corn: Thats right: no ones.
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Farthen: Listen, dude–
Fox: Please call me Fox.
Farthen: I’d really rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.
#edge of night#edge of night pod#edge of night incorrect#incorrect quotes#EoN#curse of strahd#dnd#dnd 5e#farthen dur#fox ripley#barbarian#rogue#party banter#victim banter#should we have a tag for the fox farthen rivalry?#like a ship tag but opposite?#like a suez canal tag#source: tumblr#no light queue shine can pierce the dark#wait! Hat Bros No More!#that's the tag#hat bros no more
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Melanthios: and then I stabbed him.
Erianthe:
Melanthios: I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Erianthe: Melanthios, that KILLS people!
Melanthios: oh
Melanthios: oh, I...I didn’t know
Akira: How could you not know that, Melanthios??
#dorm rooms and deadlines#drnd#dnd#dungeons and dragons#tiefling sorcerer#halfling druid#drow rogue#llamas with hats#incorrect quotes#meme#podcast#funny
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Edgin: Xenk…
Xenk: Ah, my name in b-flat. You are disappointed.
#courtesy of my friend spamming a quote generator#dnd hat#dndhat#dungeons and dragons movie#dungeons and dragons honor among thieves#dnd movie#dnd honor among thieves#xenk#xenk yendar#xenk the paladin#edgin#edgin the bard#edgin darvis#dnd hat incorrect quotes#dnd hat shitposting#bestie harlow has the tism
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Lurk: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?
Diego: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.
Lurk: THE WHO?!
Diego: Oh this is not a safe space suddenly >.>
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Edgin, after his epiphany at the end of the movie : You can’t run from all your problems, they’ll catch up to you.
Xenk: Is that a challenge, Edgin Darvis?
#dnd hat#dndhat#dungeons and dragons movie#dungeons and dragons honor among thieves#dnd movie#dnd honor among thieves#xenk#xenk yendar#xenk the paladin#edgin#edgin the bard#edgin darvis#dnd hat incorrect quotes#dnd hat shitposting
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Holga: How many children do you have?
Edgin: Biologically, emotionally, or legally? Because there is a difference.
#simon is adopted and doric is basically his second daughter now#edgin good dad darvis strikes again#dndhat#edgin darvis#holga kilgore#doric#simon aumar#kira darvis#dndhat doric#dndhat edgin#dndhat holga#dndhat simon#dndhat kira#dnd honour among thieves#dungeons and dragons hat#dungeons and dragons honour among thieves#dndhat incorrect quotes#the found family is strong with this one
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Bard: Wait a minute, did you say anything?
Warlock: Anything!
Bard: Anything?
Warlock: Yes, anything!
Bard: Anything?
Warlock, annoyed: Anything.
Bard: Anything-
Warlock: I’ll get you, and it’ll look like a bloody accident.
#bard#warlock#incorrect dnd quotes#incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes#incorrect dnd classes#incorrect quotes#dnd#dungeons and dragons#submission#source: cat in the hat 2003#the-train-to-nowhere
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