#does anyone else see the vision…??

[blushedfemmes]

what if…. forcebutch, but without the ties and suits and crisp buzzcuts. forcebutch because i want to take a perfectly nice girl and mold you into the slobby stoner housebutch of my dreams. i will encourage and, if necessary, force you to let go of the need to always be neat and pretty and presentable. stop shaving and wearing makeup, yes, but also stop caring so much about how you look. i want you to be comfortable. and it’s hot, i can’t help it. i’m weak for contrast. i love to walk into the apartment in my elegant femme office wear and find you messy-haired and unshowered and stoned out of your mind in the middle of the afternoon on a weekday. (i’m also funding your weed habit, of course, and the sky’s the limit.)

i’ll dress you up for dates every once in a while, we both know you clean up nice. but being my kept butch means letting me keep you however i want, and i want you like this. i want you barefoot in boxers and an old t-shirt and letting me run the household. maybe i give you a few easy chores to complete. but if you forget or get too high there’ll be no punishment, i’m just going to find it endearing. and if i’m honest it’ll turn me on. because that will mean i was successful in uninstalling your anxiety, your perfectionism, and your transformation into a neet stoner dyke is complete. you’re just my adorable housebutch and i need nothing more from you than the pleasure and power of keeping you that way

[rookiebe]

Mantis reminds me of aisha neopets and i think she would love them in return 🥺 💚 👽

[noopypng]

HATE. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live

[mouseplaid]

buffy: had a hard day, is pissed off and walks by a pet store, decides spike needs to be punished because its his fault she had a bad day and she wants to go to him

buffy: if you wanna have sex with me youre gonna have to wear this.

spike, who just got so horny he almost blacked out after he saw the dog collar buffys holding: c-can you put it on me i cant feel my hands

[getthembees]

one of those batfam time travel au fics but it’s cass who gets sent back in time and instead of being cautious and paranoid about the butterfly effect and accidentally erasing herself from existence she actually So Badly wants to Not Exist because that means that that guy she kills won’t die by her hand so it’s just her going “pretty please let’s erase me from existence” to satisfy her guilty conscience while actively giving out as much information as she can. meanwhile Past-Bruce is desperately trying to mitigate the damage because he is actually paranoid about blowing up space time continuum so every time cass opens her mouth he’s clamping his hands over his ears and going lalalala i Can’t Hear You!!!

[kurokuroku]

[spoilers for arcane season two]

reference to transformers: one

I just thought that this scene suits them very well 😔

if I had a nickel each time my favorite pair ended up breaking up because one of them had chosen violence and prioritized revenge over their partner I would have 2 nickels which is not much but it's weird that it happened twice

[prionaceglauca]

It’s you! / Despite everything, it’s still you.

[ranarenee]

Lift that short guy up!!!1! (Extra hug under the cut)

[oofmilk]

walk with me here. hey, walk with m

[dittydipity]

going INSANE. what is he thinking. why did he say this. why does he do all of this. i am thinking so hard.

we know he's seeking arceus to recreate the world bc in his eyes the world is cruel and unjust and it needs to be destroyed and remade. he's set himself on a mission to create the better reality he's envisioned for his whole life.

but everything else he does. the way he spends his time on pasio making people smile with togepi. even if he justifies it as something purely transactional to get more customers, we know he doesn't really take his merchant job seriously. the way he loves his pokemon so much that they will pop out of their pokeball to excitedly tell whoever will listen how much they love volo back. him trying to capture these moments of happiness tangibly because they never last long and can be wiped away any second.

he still hangs onto hope so much despite what's implied to have happened to him. in spite of all the anger and bitterness that's festered in him, he doesn't really want to destroy everything as he says.

it all started with a wish for the world to be a better place, for the good in the world to outweigh all the cruelty. he's still trying to spread what happiness he can.

but at the same time his past drags behind him and reminds him that he can't afford to trust in the goodness of the world.

that self-assigned mission to usurp arceus's power and rewrite everything.. to him, it's his duty now. he has to do it for himself and, as he rationalizes to himself, for the world.

so he ignores the flaws and holes he finds in his own reasoning. he can't help but seek out the brightness and happiness and goodness that does exist in the world, yet he has to dismiss it to justify his goals.

... all this to try and explain to myself why volo's asking all these questions and making all these comments that seem to go against what we'd expect given his ulterior motive and plans. and it's like he's asking the few friends he has to remember him as the one who seeks joy, even when he does the worst to fulfill his dreams

[papercute]

cannibal grian is canon to me in every iteration btw. hermitcraft, the life series, yhs, all of those grians are cannibals. he is eating people the whole time its just not a big deal this time around. in impossible minecraft maybe he’s laying off bc meat’s haunted, but trust him he tried.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Need to see Tobi singing Creep by Radiohead at the office Christmas party, then tear up and say "he's just like me for real" before making casual mention of having watched Kakashi sleep the previous night.

Rin, who is office HR, does nothing and continues to insist he's harmless. Behind her, Tobi has begun to carve hearts into Kakashi's desk with a butchers knife. Kakashi grows more concerned for his safety with each passing minute.

Little does Kakashi know that Sarutobi will never fire him because Tobi is the office's diversity hire (mental illness) and if he fires Tobi, he'd have to get a new diversity hire, and Danzo says he'll stop sucking his dick if he let's any other of "those queers" into the office.

[jedi-starbird]

i think coruscant's citizens have the same attitude towards the jedi that gothamites have with the batfamily

[rancherduos]

teamups i want for the next season except i only have the ones I am desperate for. Tango and Skizz could also switch

[year2000electronics]

i can't imagine having two egotistical characters on the same team would be good at all. no sir

[dve]

Nona the Ninth / Harrow the Ninth + reproduction, infancy, injustice