"It's Spring In Polyarny" by Vasily Yezdakov (1961)
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Family tree I guess??????
Lizzie: Hi I'm Lizzie and this is my husband Joel and this is his boyfriend Etho and his boyfriend Bdubs and his boyfriend Ren and his boyfriend Martyn and his boyfriend Jimmy and his husband/boyfriend/whatever they are now Scott also Tango is Jimmy's current boyfriend and Scott's ex Pearl and Pearl's girlfriend Gem and Gem's best friend Cleo who is Scott's partner? I think? Also they are Etho's ex wife, become wife and adopted both Bdubs and Scar.
Tango: It gets worse
Lizzie: How?!
Tango: Well, I'm dating Skizz who's dating Impulse who's dating Zedaph.
Lizzie: so it goes me, Joel, Etho, Bdubs, Ren, Martyn, Jimmy, Scott, you, Pearl, Gem, Cleo, Skizz, Impulse, Zedaph?
Tango: Yup. Oh and Ren is with Doc.
Lizzie For fucks sake!!!
Joel: I kissed Jimmy!
Lizzie: Joel why?!
Joel: Just gonna add more to this. Also I love you!
Lizzie: *huffs* Love you too
Jimmy: Lizzie?
Lizzie: What now?
Jimmy: Well Joel and I were bad boys with Grian and he's with Scar who is dating Cub and Grian's also dating Mumbo who's with Iskall who is with both Beef and Stress I believe.
Lizzie: It never ends!!!!!!
Grian: I'm still with BigB who's with Ren~
Lizzie: GRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Scott: Martyn & I were the Mean Gills-
Lizzie: Stop adding more to this! Please!
Martyn: Don't forget Netty!
Lizzie: Martyn. I swear *sighs*
Grian: I did marry Taurtis-
Lizzie: I'm done. I'm officially done!
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attention please this is your captain speaking
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Vale: This weekend's safety brief... Don't add to the population (looks at Luca). Don't subtract from the population (looks at Migno). Don't end up in the hospital (looks at Cele), newspaper (looks at Pecco (one time was enough #dui is not a good idea)) or jail (looks at Bez).
Marc: If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.
Vale: Have a good weekend
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