#doing great buddy

[coffeenonsense]

Gale is such a perfect representation of a tweedy little academic honestly

"Do you know what's going to happen if we don't get these tadpoles out?"

Yes Gale. I literally watched someone get turned into a mindflayer like, five hours ago. Also Lae'zel will not stop talking about it.

"Ah but did you know the specific TERM for it?"

No, I did not, Gale. Thank you for your contribution.

[rainscenes]

I've known that since the first day I worked with him. Of course you want to hang out with Eddie. (eddie's version)

[morganbritton132]

There comes a time in every Robins life where they realize that crying will actually get them out of this.

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[jangmi-latte]

DEUCE BEHAVE 🫵🏻

[mipmoth]

It's only me and you in this cruel world walking radiator

[artuurle]

The world is ending and I need a hug. Thinking about how Godpoke just kinda walked into this mess and was thrust into being the person to fix this through random chance.

award this thing with therapy AT ONCE.

[caroandcats]

never stop that man

[weevmo]

Some really rough expression sheets I did for fun today! They're really coming along - it's almost like we're professionals hah

Hey! Dahlia has a last name finally! Do you like the logo?

[sadgayeddie]

4x13 / 4x14

[diaz911]

Feels like a good time to remind everyone that in ABC's timeline Buddie is having a SPEEDRUN! Keep in mind Buddie was never going to happen on Fox. They shut it down over and over again. But the show moved to ABC and Buck was bi within FOUR EPISODES! 4!!! That season was only 10 episodes long. In ABC-time Buddie has only been possible for 21 episodes and we just got two conversations about how Buck might be in love with Eddie and he lives in his house. This is happening. This is not queerbaiting. This is storytelling. And I'm gonna let them cook.

[flimsy-spine]

prettiest boys in all the land <3

[mcaelius]

got tiktok (<- bad and evil decision) pwople on there r asking for historical hear me outs and the comments are all like controversial bbut.......alexander the great 🥺👉👈..........cleopatra............julius caesar.......... those are barely hear me outs :((( come back when you want to suck cicero silly

[fkitwebhaal]

Astarion: I need to manipulate someone to get these people to protect me

The entire party, after learning about Cazador: Hey, so we’re killing that guy right?

[rainbowtitania]

I wrote this on discord last night but I'm reposting here mainly because I think "eddie walks into that kitchen like a prey animal. emotionally speaking" is a funny argument (but also true????).

The kitchen scene starts with eddie walking through the dark hallway unaware of what's in the kitchen. so eddie starts from a position of vulnerability and lack of sight. the camera cuts to the grocery bag first, but eddie still only has a partial view of the room. then the camera moves quickly to buck and we get the infamous low-angle shot. so eddie/the camera/the audience sees something incongruous in the space and it's like "OH NO, SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT" and has to look for, and then look up at, Buck (and again, we're too low to be aligned with eddie's eyeline, so that camera movement is deliberately being exaggerated). Low-angle shots are historically used to make the subject of the shot look larger, distorted, and more threatening btw. And Buck is also stretching up, so he's physically even bigger than he would otherwise be.

Cinematographically, Eddie is the one walking into a "dangerous" situation that he's unprepared for, clocks the sign of danger, and starts immediately scanning the space for threats, only to alight on buck, who's all puffed up in the frame like a bear on its hind legs.

Like obviously nobody is in physical danger in this scene (I can't believe I have to caveat that), but the character who's visually framed as most vulnerable during this argument is Eddie. Just saying.

[articskele]

(Source) Owl select screen my beloved