#domestic house cat

[morbidsmenagerie]

Shoutout to my cat and her lifelong interest in bugs!

[clangoring]

This big furry moron and his fake ass doobie.

[brainrotcharacters]

Mothers and fuckers of the ketchup and mustard household (I'm going even more insane than usual)

[ew-selfish-art]

Dpxdc AU: Damian decides that it’s time to go collect his brother from his assignment. Danny is starting to sniff out some non-ghostly bullshit for once.

Damian knew his twin had been exiled from the age of seven, banished to travel and observe how scientists around the world engaged with Lazarus water. The only word that Damian received that his spare was still alive were the letters of lab reports and findings that were sent back to base. As the Heir, he’s pushed to be better lest he himself be exiled or simply executed. Danny becomes a fleeting thought and then once Damian arrived in Gotham, a none existent thought.

They weren’t raised to be friends or even friendly. The were not taught codependency or allotted time to bond. The could have been perfect strangers if not for their appearance and the stories of Danny’s shortcomings becoming Damian’s praise.

It’s only once Tim informs him of an intercepted letter, one sent and saved from years prior, that Damian recalls Danny enough to care. Tim prompts him to share more, especially given the coup recently committed by Deathstroke (Slade) and Talia gone into hiding with her zealots.

At family dinner that night Damian supplies: “I suppose I should be the one to bereave my twin of his assignment. His reports will certainly go unread.”

Chaos in the Batfam ensues- meanwhile across the country- Danny sneezes and finishes writing his yearly report: “No major discoveries aside from public record patents (attached), No assistance required. -Spare”. He doesn’t know why he bothers, he hasn’t received any contact from his mother or grandfather since he was 10ish and certainly hasnt thought about his twin. But, if there’s a chance (even an itty bitty one) that his reports are being read and are holding off his reassignment, he’d rather keep assassins out of Amity Park.

Little does he know that this letter is about to be intercepted by Pru, former assassin and friend of Tim Drake. He hadn’t expected his twin to suddenly arrive and tell him that his job was done. And certainly, seeing a plane filled with an uncomfortable looking ‘family’ that requested he join them and get to know Gotham and his birth father, was not on his bingo list.

Danny does his best to let them down gently- and they seem to be accepting that he’s acclimated to this weird little town and will leave him be- when Danny suddenly has to transform into Phantom in front of them to handle a rocket sent by Skulker.

They are less willing to accept his appeal to be left alone after that… Damian is trying to “bond” with him and all the others are trying to “help” in their own way.

Sam and Tucker howl with laughter at Danny’s suddenly very large family- all while secretly working with the Wayne’s to get Danny the fuck away from the Fentons before the scientists do something they can’t undo.

[serpentsillusion]

(MC with a laser pointer)

MC: Hey Ominis check this out.

*Starts zig-zagging the laser behind Sebastian*

Sebastian: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

*wand whooshing, flicking and crashing sounds*

Sebastian: Fuck you red dot

Ominis: Are you using the laser pointer again?

MC: *laughing to herself*

MC: Yee

[givemeuniversalcrossovers]

Domestic bowuigi thoughts, whenever Luigi either visits or in an essence 'comes home' to Bowsers Castle he naturally takes his shoes off at the door not wanting to traipse mud into his husbands house happy to trade them for the personal slippers waiting at the door for him (first time they were there for him probably nearly cried like personal slippers?? For me?? "yea of course my love you're part of the family? Are you okay?" ;~; yea just gonna cry)

However whenever he's leant over undoing his shoe laces to slip off his boots he absolutely has to contend with whichever Koopaling has heard him return running up and proceeding to smoosh and rub their face against his cap his cheek his mustache ect. They're so happy to see him they absolutely gotta smoosh their face into him! So he's there like yes yes hello I love you too I'm home as he does his boots, he's probably also started to playfully smoosh his face back against theirs. And bowser absolutely scoops him up to smoosh against him too cause gotta scent mark the hubby make him smell like home.

Basically the Koopa family are cats and this is very much based off my cat who when I'm leant over undoing my boots proceeds to rub his face against mine probably scent marking but happy to see me.

[nickachunicki]

My tabby cat Jinx sunbathing on my veranda.

[flowerbarrel-art]

I found out who was responsible for the scratches on the chair. Some of them at least. There are three other silly kitties who probably scratched it too.

[theyellowhue]

one does not simply move on from Triage the series.

the series fcked me up so good, all i could think about is how empty i feel in the inside.

[marc--chilton]

canon wilson is just so sad and i think mgv would fix him

bc in canon it's a time when homosexual relationships are not accepted and they wouldn't have been able to get married (a large contingency of the wold still doesn't accept homosexuality)

but in mgv it sounds like a relationship between two men is acceptable/much less taboo if one is an alpha and one is an omega. so wilson could have that hilson dream-life that he so obviously craves. poor bby chase may be my fave but i still love him so much <3

side note do you (as in marc, not as in what house or wilson would do) like it when wilson is referred to as jimmy in fics and the show and stuff? i have some ppl i know on here who don't like jimmy being a name for him but i think it suits him if house does it. i don't think anyone else would call him that but i like it when house does because i think it can convey the perfect amount of endearment and mockery (i also have opinions on chase nicknames. i think he'd hate his first name being used in full bc bad memories, so he'd go for chase even in close relationships or prefer robbie/maybe bobby. can't envision him as a rob) (also i bet at some point house would refer to foreman as erica or ricky or something just to be irritating) (cuz he's like that. idk just watched an episode where he referred to chase as "the wallaby" so i'm in a house-giving-pseudoaffectionate-nicknames-while-simultaneously-attempting-to-be-insulting-is-lovely mood)

-🎸

wilson finally ticking off the boxes of "typical well adjusted normal man expectations" of having a good job, a wife (sorta), and a pup on the way, just. not in the way he'd expected. mission success! somehow! (he is not a well adjusted normal man. he can't be if he's with house)

imo i don't mind wilson being called 'jimmy' but only by house. 'jimmy' is a juvenile nickname for a man in his forties but house has probably referred to him as such since they met, when wilson as extra adorable and EXTRA extra adorable getting annoyed at house calling him that. teases him teases him teases him :3

house refers to chase as 'wombat' but inflects differently so sometimes it sounds like a mockery but sometimes sounds affectionate (usually sounding a little kinder the less company they have when he says it) though has called him "bobby chase" before to make him sound incompetent, probably to a patient

after their pup is born, house hesitates calling her anything besides her name even jokingly, too concerned with giving her a complex (a ripple effect of john's own parenting). meanwhile wilson calls her 'bug'. and variations of. she reaches for him, impatiently whining for his attention, and he'll chuckle and call her lovebug. she gets Baby Zoomies (and/or hand-flappy levels of Excite she has to get out of her system before her emotionally unregulated toddler body blows up) and he'll call her lightning bug. she has a nightmare and asks to sleep with her parents? bedbug. he loves that baby so much

[clanborn]

i think when leaders in my fanclans get nine lives they briefly gain access to eldritch-adjacent knowledge and then they just have to deal with that

[lesbiten]

ppl who neglect their cats and leave them outside will be like "we literally domesticated cats they used to be WILD and UNTAMED and so they should live outside!!!!!!" .....................what do you think domestication is all about like did you forget that before you finished the sentence or

[katborg82]

The domestic cat (Felis catus), also known as the house cat, is a small carnivorous felid that has been domesticated by humans and selectively bred for hunting, getting rid of pests, and even companionship. Archaeological and genetic studies have shown that cats were domesticated in the Near East, as early as 7500 BCE. Cats have played a large part in the evolution of human culture. In ancient Egypt, cats were sacred and associated with the goddesses Bastet and Isis. Killing a cat was absolutely forbidden, and the dead were mummified the same way as humans.

For nearly 10,000 years now, cats have played many roles in our ever-changing world. As of 2021 there were an estimated 220 million owned cats, and 480 million strays in the world.

Special thanks to my beautiful model for this piece, Garfield the orange Tabby cat

[serpentsillusion]

I said it once and I'll say it again; Sebastian Sallow is orange cat energy.

A little unhinged and completely chaotic.

[the-fandom-is-now-my-life]

So like, y'all know how in arcana twilight to boost their power you use magic stones right? So I got this idea from a picrew thing that maybe some stones if infused with power mana something from two people the stone can manifest in a human form as if they were the kid between the two people

So maybe that is the way for infertile and same sex couples to have kids or something

And the reader accidentally touches one and gives it to one of the boys so they kinda get a 8-9 yo to take care of but because the mc infused so little energy it will only last a day or two.

Like better if it's in a class and the teacher is all like 'dont worry as long as nobody else had touched it there shouldnt be any gem child' then the boys touch one and poof a kid is in their arms like ' hi daddy where is mommy?" And the whole class freaking out because??? Is there any other contaminated gems??

[nickachunicki]

My cat Jinx trying to master the arts of disguise amongst my Segedumun plant.