#drafted this months ago and never posted

[littlebabywille]

lisa ambjörn’s references for young royals

[wispscribbles]

why are you and your drawings so cool 😭🙏

afdsasdfasg thank you !! irl ppl would laugh at me being called cool lol - Have a ghoap as thanks <33

[justaz]

arthur has always been suspicious of the tavern excuse for merlin’s absences, but he has no proof on the contrary and when confronted merlin either tells him outlandish tales of near death experiences that have no chance of being remotely truthful or he admits to and apologizes for slacking on his duties to get drunk. one day, he decides enough is enough and he and all the knights go to the tavern with merlin and arthur casually brings up merlin’s history in the tavern and says he could probably beat gwaine in a drinking contest. merlin tries to divert the discussion away from the idea but arthur is determined. they receive a round of drinks and arthur pushes a pint of ale into merlin’s hands with a look of challenge. merlin’s options are to either commit to the lie to hide his secret or admit to the lie and risk exposing his magic. he takes the former. merlin gives lancelot a Look and then slams back the pint of ale with a minor bit of gagging and pauses to breath. gwaine already finished his pint thirty seconds ago but its entertaining to watch merlin so he doesn’t say anything.

merlin (built like a twig, rarely drinks, lightweight) is proper sloshed. arthur is almost vindicated but he needs merlin to admit it. he orders two more pints and gives one to gwaine and the second to merlin, instigating the competition further despite the fact that gwaine won already. merlin grimaces and tries to do the same thing again but only gets a few gulps in before he folds. he slams the mug down and gives arthur a kicked puppy look before admitting and apologizing for lying. arthur is Vindicated. merlin is still wasted.

the nights wears on and merlin feels the effect of the ale more and more every minute that passes. he sits between arthur and lancelot and feels almost unbearably warm but that could be bc of the alcohol in his system, or the crowded tavern. merlin looks around and watches the people that pass their table by while the knights talk and joke and laugh amongst themselves. merlin feels relaxed and excitable now, his worries seem to have melted away and he cant seem to remember why he was always so stressed and worn down before. he sees a game of [insert game here] (i was gonna say darts but google says that game hasn’t been invented in canon time so ill leave it up to interpretation) going on and climbs over lancelot to join in.

the knights watch with amusement and anticipate merlin’s clumsy attempts at [whatever]. oddly enough tho, merlin is a fucking god at [game]. a small crowd gathers and betting pools form and then challengers approach and put money on the line to go against merlin and merlin absolutely demolishes them all. honestly if arthur didn’t know any better, he’d think merlin was using magic to win bc there was no way his bumbling fool of a servant was that good at…anything.

the challengers take their defeat with honor and grace. the audience is a huge fan of merlin and they keep buying him drinks but he just sends them to the table for the other’s to drink. many people come up to him and flirt, maybe motivated by all the money he won that night or maybe just bc he’s merlin, and when merlin responds to them he’s………..he’s a real good fucking flirt? like could put gwaine to shame and he’s rejecting them???? how can someone come across so flirtatiously while turning down offers to take various beautiful people to bed??

arthur was already itching to intervene when people were flirting with merlin but he seemed to have a handle on it so he let it slide, but then people started touching merlin and arthur’s hand had drifted to his hip where his sword was usually sheathed. however, again, merlin was very skilled at escaping the situations with little to no conflict and he came back to the table with his winnings. the knights cheer for him and order more drinks with his money which merlin is too inebriated to notice and truthfully doesn’t really care about. his eyes are on arthur and if arthur thought watching merlin flirt from afar was bad then having him up close in his personal space, hands brushing against his arms and dark eyelashes fluttering softly against his pale skin, breathing his name into the space between them and licking his full pink lips was absolute torture and the worst and best agony he couldn’t even dream up.

[cometshift]

can nothing help me to regain control?

[totallyawesomeomens]

That moment when you're playing Ace Attorney and you just made a really good point, but then you hear Edgeworth laughing from across the court room and you're not sure if he's about to absolutely destroy your argument or he's having a mental breakdown

[spiritsong]

what would you do if you weren't afraid? / astarion & aune (durge)

[sammygender]

Ngl i just feel like. that if you’re a really intense emotional person and a bad parent (john core). and you DONT end up hitting your kids at least like once. it’s because you’ve 100% sworn to yourself that it’s something you’ll never do because it’s Wrong. which is to say. john winchester is a military man raising boys in the 1980s and hunting (life already entrenched in violence). why do we think he Wouldn’t hit them. would he really be that ideologically opposed

[officialgleamstar]

Nicky: Whether I slept with your uncle or not in our early 20s is not any of your business. Lark was up to a lot of shit back then, it doesn’t matter. Normal: Isn’t that when he slept with my mom? Please tell me you didn’t also sleep with my mom. Nicky: Hah! I wish. Normal: Nicky: That was inappropriate, sorry. No, I didn’t.

[hestiashand]

i know why the caged bird sings.

the trees witness everything, victoria chang | unknown | bookwyrminspiration | richard siken | brother, sister, rival, friend: the longstanding effects of sibling relationships, joshua a. krisch | bloodshot, julien baker | antigone, sophicles | unknown | please ignore vera dietz, a.s. king | everyone but you, the front bottoms | wandavision 1x08, dir matt shakman | jamie anderson | antigonick, anne carson

[captainofthetidesbreath]

having spent over two months (and ongoing) watching people say that Imogen is masc and butch and the gentleman in the relationship and a stepdad to Pâté and watching them attempt to attach masculinity to her as much possible from how she is described to how her physicality is illustrated and watching them pretend that she isn't super feminine, I am constantly reminded of this image:

[madisoncounty]

we could be the way forward, and i know i'll pay for it

[bisexuallsokka]

absolutely obsessed thank you @petricorah 💕💕💕 the packaging was a nice touch LMAOOO (shop link)

[lewishamiltonstuff]

Day 12 of sharing photos from my f1 cursed/reaction photos folder.

[sandwhich-lady]

seeing as we now have canonical last names (Lydia Little and Edward "Shy Guy" Liedman), headcannon that Lydia and Edward always sat next to each other because of alphebetical order and they both tolerate each other and have a silent pact with the other that they're homies

[unvexes]

fuck you! i’m gonna kick your ass!!

[hurglewurm]

the barbenheimer experience, illustrated as described by a witness