#dsmom incorrect quotes

[marvelflame2010]

Stephen: *standing outside the bathroom door* America, we have to go! Come out!

America: I'm a lesbian!

Stephen: Not what I meant, but I support you!

[gfmaximoff]

America: ARE YOU-

Wong: Fucking.

America: KIDDING ME YOU-

Wong: Fucking.

America: IDIOT?!?

Wanda: …What is going on?

Wong: Stephen banned America from swearing so I’m helping her out.

[satanic-nightjar]

Natasha: I was only dead for like 5 minutes, what the hell happened here??

Wanda: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Natasha: Short?

Wanda: Shit's fucked.

Natasha: ...and the long version?

Wanda: Shit's veeerrryyyy fucked.

[themology]

SPOILERS. DSMOM was a mother's day horror movie

[skiplo-wave]

The illuminati: We can excuse child murder but we draw the line at Stranges trying be hop in different universe

Stephen: You excuse child murder???

[drstrangefangirl8900]

Stephen : has someone broken your heart lately? Try breaking mine, I'll break your face !

[gfmaximoff]

wanda maximoff x textposts

[satanic-nightjar]

Natasha: You’re acting like worthless scum, not even befit to be smushed underneath than the soles of my shoes. Your attitude is deplorable. I can’t even look at you. 

Wanda: *deadpan* Please, degrade me more.

[satanic-nightjar]

Wanda: Do you know how many bones the human body has? Its 206. We start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. Wouldn’t you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I could help you…

America: Hi yeah. What the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean!!?

[satanic-nightjar]

Wanda: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Stephen: Those are Pokèmon cards...

Wanda: You got a magikarp.

Stephen:

Wanda: It means 'fuck you'.