#lesbian incorrect quotes

[marvelflame2010]

Stephen: *standing outside the bathroom door* America, we have to go! Come out!

America: I'm a lesbian!

Stephen: Not what I meant, but I support you!

[reignmaefall]

Dorcas: lying face down in Barty's bed complaining about Marlene

Pandora: lying face down on Evans bed complaining about Emmeline

Regulus: lying face down on his bed whining about James

Evan: *sitting on Barty's lap* gay people amiright

Barty: totally, anyway, mio bello*-

*my beautiful

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*

lan wangji: move in with me

[sqwirrl]

Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace

Wednesday: *Death glares at everyone*

Enid: She has a knife

Wednesday: several knives

Enid: She has several knives

Wednesday: and a hand grenade

Enid: Mom please don’t say anything

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Diversity wins! The Supreme Court of India, that refuses to legalize same sex marriage, has granted equal marriage rights to heterosexual transgender marriages. They are being homophobic but in a trans friendly way

[xstevex-world]

Steve: Myself and Robin are best friends.

Robin: Platonic soulmates, if you will.

Steve: We share everything.

Robin: Food-

Steve: Clothes-

Robin: Music taste-

Steve: taste in women-

Robin: gender-

Steve: a single brain cell-

Robin: the only thing we don’t share is an interest in men.

Steve: *holding Eddie’s hand* damn my bisexuality for ruining something so perfect.

[nixnight1]

I just saw this video and I had to recreate it:

Jegulus texting:

Regulus: Why did you leave me a 20 dollars bill with a note saying "Bye ♡"

James: For the bus. Wtf are you still doing at my place Reg?

Regulus: I just woke up

James: Why the hell did you sleep for so long? Lily is off work, she's probably going home

Regulus: Shit shit shit she's here

James: Hide somewhere!!

Regulus: I'm under the bed. You do something!! Take her out, she's wandering around the place.

Regulus: The note and the bill are on the table

Regulus: James?

Regulus: Potter?

Regulus: ANSWERE ME

James: sorry I was on a meeting

Regulus: FOR A DAMN HOUR

Regulus: when is Evans leaving?

James: Tomorrow?

Regulus: I CANT STAY HERE TILL TOMORROW

James: Just sleep, I'll try to make her pick me up

Regulus: Someone rang the bell

James: whom?

Regulus: a girl, I think she is your neighbour

James: Does she have dark hair?

Regulus: I don't know James, I'm under the bed

Regulus: Holy shit they're on the bed

James: Doing what?!

Regulus: You don't really want to know...

James: Hold on! I'll be there in two minutes

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Regulus: That's you opening the door?

James: There's no one here, did you lie to make me come home sooner to help you?

Regulus: She's hiding under the bed with me

[thecasualqueer]

Lena Luthor (PhD): *puts glasses on and looks in the mirror* Ahhh!!!! Who the fuck is that???

[radvelvetcakez]

Vaggie: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Charlie: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Vaggie: That one. I want that one.

[yourlovergorl]

Y/n, gardening: Hey, can you bring me a hoe?

Wanda: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Wanda: Here you go.

Y/n:

Wanda:

Natasha: Why am I here?

[sorcererofsolitude]

Enid, sighing blissfully: I love it when Wednesday writes me little love notes.

"I'd slaughter anyone who stands in the way of our affection with a riding lawnmower" is written on Enid's vanity mirror in a suspicious red substance.

Yoko, looking skeptical: Um... that's not a love note. That's a crime scene... and a waste of some perfectly good blood.

Enid, laying in bed and kicking her feet excitedly: I think that means she wants to go out tonight!

Yoko, looking incredulous: Yeah, she probably wants to dig up more dead people for her monthly rituals.

Enid, scoffing: Don't be silly, she already has all the body parts she needs this month!

Yoko: Girl... I love you, but touch grass.

[lemon-el]

supercorp ep.3 ★ ❝REVIVAL❞

kara: (laying on the street, unconscious after a fight)

alex, panicking: she’s not breathing!

mon-el: i’ll give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!

kara (opening one eye): ew, no. let lena do it. (closes eye)

mon-el:

james:

alex:

winn:

j’onn:

lena: GET OUT OF THE WAY, IMBECILES!!

[jamespotterbbg]

dorcas asked marlene if she listened to girl in red as a code to ask if she was gay. and marlene just stared at her and said 'no. i listen to queen.' and walked away. later when she mentioned this to sirius, he told her what it meant and marlene ran to go find dorcas. when she did she screamed, 'I'M SO GAY' in the hallway at her. then she ran away again.

[sqwirrl]

Enid, with her arms around Wednesday: Why does everyone think we’re a couple?

Wednesday, stroking her hair: I haven’t the slightest clue

[theorizingtheo]

Wednesday : *is throwing stones at Enid and hers balcony window*

Enid : *opening it, looking exasperated and tired*

Enid : You have a phone for a reason, Willa!

*THUD*

Enid : DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT OUR WINDOW?!

Enid : Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Wednesday : But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Enid : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Yoko, on a walkie talkie: This is Yoko, those idiots are fucking in the East wing again.

Divina : You mean fucking around, right?

Yoko : I know what I said.

Kidnapper : I have your girlfriend.

Enid : What? I don't have a girlfriend...

Kidnapper : Then who just called me a an incompetent overachieving disgrace to kidnapping and spit in my face?

Enid : Oh my god, you have Wednesday…. That’s my fucking wife fyi, rip to y-

Kidnapper : *incoherent screaming and a chainsaw sound in the distance*

Enid : ….Welp, that’s life :3

Enid : Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Wednesday : ...

Wednesday : Mon cœur please, this is the fifth time you've asked me this, it is 3am, go back to sleep.

Enid : [looking up from her phone] Hey, did you hear about the rumour that we might be gay?

Wednesday : Might be?

Enid : Yeah, they're doubting it! Can you believe that?

[lisalosingstreak]

Enid: Wednesday are you going to the raven with me this year?

Wends: No, not after last year. It’s a ridiculous tradition which I was tricked into attending against my will.

Enid: But I bought a new dress!

Wends: Still no.

Enid: But you are my girlfriend Willa, you have to go with me!!

Wends: Please refer to my previous answer mon chiot.

Enid: I’ll make sure no one bothers you all night!! PLEASE?!?

Wends: I must remain firm and politely refuse my love.

Enid: Errr ok. (thinks for a second) If you come with me I won’t wear any underwear.

Wends: ………

Wends: You present an excellent case. I will attend.