#incorrect stephen strange

[ironrad]

Clint who just learned a new game from his kids:

Clint: Alright guys we’re all going to pass the phone around and say who we’d warn someone about before coming to the Avengers compound

Clint: I’ll start. Personally, I would warn people about Tony because I never know what he’s up to in that lab…

Nat: What are we doing? Oh ok, I’d warn people about Peter. He acts innocent, but I see right through it…

Tony: You want my honest answer? Steve. Next question-

Steve: Um maybe all of us because we have powers and can be dangerous when crossed.

Steve: That wasn’t the question? Ok, fine, I’d warn them about Queens. He scares me sometimes…

Bucky whispering: …Peter.

Sam: Why did you whisper that?

Bucky: He’s always listening.

Sam: Yikes, anyways, I’m gonna go with Bucky.

Bucky: Hey-

Bruce: Hi! I’m Bruce Banner, and I think I would warn people about Peter and Tony. Alone they’re both trouble, and together they’re a train wreck, but the good kind. Hang on-

Peter: Oh EZ, I’ve seen this on Tik Tok. Mr. Stark, no questions asked. That guy is everywhere all the time. I can’t get shit-

Steve: Language.

Peter: Sorry! I can’t get anything over on him.

Happy: Peter and Tony.

Thor: Ah, yes, hello. I would warn them of ME.

Thor spinning his hammer and chugging a keg:

Stephen: Tony. I try to avoid him at all costs.

Pepper: Awe thank you for including me. I’d warn them of my husband and his teenager…sometimes I need an extra warning.

The Avengers watching back the footage:

Tony: I’ve done nothing but be a pleasant member of this team.

Peter: Yeah, sounds about right.

[thepeoplearedispleasedwithme]

Doctor Strange: Please tell me you aren’t possibly destroying multiple universes, killing your parallel self, and murdering hundreds to be with your kids.

Wanda: I’m a good mom. 

[1luna1lovegood1]

Peter: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Tony: Plane tickets?

Stephen: Concert tickets?

Harley: Prostitution?

Peter, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

[azerishi]

Peter: Hey, Mr. Strange, sir?

Stephen: Doctor Strange, Peter. It is not a made-up name.

Peter: Oh okay, Mr. Doctor Strange sir.

Stephen: *sigh* What is it?

Peter: When we put candles on a cake, does it summon some sort of demon that decides based on their mood to grant our wish or do the complete opposite of it?

Stephen: ..I believe the lessons of mystic arts didn't cover this.

[marvellyous-archive]

Peter: *in time out after doing some pranking*

Tony: Peter, what did I say about pranking people?

Peter: Don't get caught.

Stephen: *raises an eyebrow at Tony*

Tony: *laughs nervously* I never said that.

Stephen: Time out for you as well, Tony.

Tony: I'm not a kid! And I'm your boyfriend!

Stephen: And?

Tony: 

Tony: Move a bit, kid.

[bitrashteddy]

Stephen: You know, the things you say about yourself are fucking vile

Tony:

Tony:

Tony with tears in his eyes: why'd you say that

Tony: why'd you state the obvious like that?

[bitchy-marvel-dude]

Harley: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Stephen: …. kid.

Harley: That’s not how it’s spelled, is it?

Stephen: No

Harley: Dammit.

[ironstrange-is-the-endgame]

Tony: I am not a certified idiot —

Stephen: lack of certification hardly proves intelligence.

[satanic-nightjar]

Wong: Will someone please tell me what happened to Wanda?

Stephen: She died.

Wong: …What?

Stephen: She died but she’s ok.

Wong: Will someone please clarify?

America: Clarification is for the weak.

[megsmulti]

2023, Pre-Battle of Earth

Sam, over the comms: Strange, I’ve got a request for you.

Dr. Strange: What is it, Wilson?

Sam: Can you make sure to open the Wakanda portal on Steve’s left?

Strange: Why?

Sam: It’s an inside joke the two of us have. It’ll all make sense when it happens.

Strange, after a minute of comprehension: You got it, Wilson.

[marvelsarchiveofdumb]

Stephen Strange: ayo why is my foot glowing in the dark?

[thepeoplearedispleasedwithme]

Wanda: I just want to be with my kids Stephen

Stephen: And I want to be with Christine Palmer but you don’t see me messing with the multiverse.

Sinister Strange: Well actually…

[angelofthenight]

You: *on the phone* Wong? I need your help! I-

Wong: is the Sanctum on fire?

You: …no?

Wong: then it’s not an emergency *hangs up*

Wanda: well? what did he say? what do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

You: apparently it’s not an emergency

Stephen: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Stephen: What do we say when someone disagree with us?

America: That’s homophobic.

Stephen: No.

[marvellyous-archive]

Dr. Strange: So if you ever see your future self, what will you do?

Matt: K*ll them.

Wade: Sleep with them.

Peter: Avoid them.

Dr. Strange: ...I’m taking Peter with me.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Bruce: Can I borrow Tony for a second? Stephen: If you must. Tony: Why did you ask him and not me? Bruce: He looked in charge. Tony: Of where I go?