#dumb posts

[weaver-z]

I think that if you have a last name that sounds hardcore you really need to get a doctorate in something. Like if your surname is Savage or de Ville or Powers or Bone, and you're not trying to become Doctor Savage or Doctor de Ville or Doctor Powers or Doctor Bone, you don't have your priorities in order.

[peony-plum]

Vanus just don’t get it 🙄

[batrogers]

If you want the short version of "Which Link's pay their taxes?", here's my LU headcanons going off the excessively long post here:

Sky = He's telling people what taxes to pay because he's helping Zelda build the city on the surface and in Hylia's name, he's got way more sympathy for Gaepora now that he's had to deal with it himself.

Four = He's enjoying immensely that his grandpa handles it for him, and he has NO intention of seriously dealing with it himself if he can ever avoid it. (He has indeed been sat down and taught how, and he is fond of insisting that he is *fourteen*, you are NOT dying, stop making me do this--)

Time = Zelda gave him lands as a gift for his military service and the whole knighthood thing, but she was sensible enough to give him lands that manage themselves, so he only "owns" Lon Lon Ranch. Talon incessantly teases him about this fact that technically he owes him tax, not Zelda, and Time groans every time it comes up. (Talon just pays the Castle directly still.) Malon, when she's especially annoyed at the cows or horses on any given day, will tell him that *his* livestock are acting up, but otherwise politely does not remind him.

Wind = Tetra has never paid a harbour duty tax she could avoid, but she HAS been caught and narrowly escaped several times. There's a few ports they can't legally visit anymore because of this, and Wind finds it hysterical. (I imagine the rest of the Chain is not looking forward to bailing him out of jail if they wind up in one of those cities.)

Twilight = As a resident of Ordon village, he's not really responsible for his own taxes because they're paid by the village as a whole. Mayor Bo handles it, and he hasn't legally established himself in anyone ELSE'S census so he's free of worrying about it. Mayor Bo does bug him for money once in a while, but overall it doesn't come up.

Warriors = He's a conscript who's not really asked if its legal for him to not be a soldier anymore, but hey! He's only paying some taxes which he likes because taxes pay for his food and lodging. He's vaguely complained about it a few times and rapidly realized the others have no idea what he's talking about, so he sticks to the simple stuff: he's a Captain now! He only pays a few nominal taxes. Better than the rest deal with, right?

Legend = His uncle and grandfather both are still around and so he's safe from having to pay his own taxes for a while, although they live elsewhere. That doesn't matter, though, because as a knight's son as long as they claim they're covering him the royal family doesn't much care what he does. Ravio has definitely stated this is fantastic, and Legend has been treated to some exhausting stories about the process to rebuild Lorule. He's holding out hope his uncle lives a very long time so he's not going to be stuck dealing with it himself, thank you VERY much.

Hyrule = He's living in Castletown and working with his Zeldas at this point, so he's paying whatever's normal taxes for the city. He's a nice enough kid he probably pays other people's taxes too, and does his best to keep up with things so his Zeldas have the best chance of rebuilding possible. Definitely ducks out of any labour calls though, so he doesn't draw monsters nearby and they all know why not.

Wild = He's paying Hateno taxes like everyone else, although I imagine he's had a few extended debates with the mayor about what's the most useful thing to pay in. The mayor sometimes has a hard time processing the fact there's options, nevermind what the options ARE. Zelda would mostly like him to stop trying to plant durian in the yard.

[lowlights]

no belts allowed

[sageandred]

Here's what I've gathered from random fandoms I'm not in thru being on this site)

Destiel//Supernatural- Are they in love? Is it one-sided? Is it a confession? Is it canon? I've gotten an answer, and I still feel like I haven't gotten an answer.

Hannigram//Hannibal- can't believe the descriptions of some stuff that's happened is real and not some mental fanfic that could even originate from 2 characters who never interact, seeing as this is tumblr.com

Doctor Who//David Tennant- always, always trending this year (I get it the new dr and all); also people really love David Tennant

The Witcher- F THOR'S BROTHER!!!

Ineffable Husbands//Good Omens- boyfriends are constantly separated because of matters of planet & heaven???

The Last of Us- PeDRo PAsCaL!!!

[leaslichoma]

I drew Patchouli Knowledge up doing hot girl stuff at 3AM in MS Paint.

[the-likeable-wizard-mack]

HEAR ME OUT

A group of vampires seeing the popularity of boybands/kpop stars decide that they will start a boyband group. They don't expect to be super popular since they're not really the singing type but, unexpectedly become famous over night with their hit single Bite Night. Not sure what to do with this now sudden fame they just decide to roll with it and become a boyband. No one suspects that they're ACTUALLY vampires since people believe that it's all in their ✨aesthetic✨ and going along with it they do night shows only so they're extra mysterious and spooky. And no one is none the wiser of their little scheme...even though deep down they're starting to like it.

[shokuheshi]

my reaction to seeing sleeping lang qianqiu *tucks into bed*

[penis-essay]

[just-osgood]

Me spraying air freshener as kid:

[lily-lover]

There exists a special, fragile, parasocial relationship between a girl and her favourite mug at work

[noscndchances]

[oceanblvd111]

do you ever just type out a post and post it but a minute later u just delete it?

[isdalinarhot]

🫀sillysadeas1123

Dalinar isn’t violent, the Blackthorn is. Get it right.

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🦡theminkofficial

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

[thesnadger]

Imagine having siblings. The idea of someone being there through every awkward phase of your development, but unlike a parent (who's one generation removed) it's just some person??? Someone who has the full cultural context for the months you spent parroting Invader Zim quotes? How do you survive that shit??

[bastard-of-a-bog-being]

What’s a warrior cat? we’re sending cats to war?? that’s so fucked up!!! someone should do something about that :(