#dumb thign

[topazpearl]

my friends thought this was hilarious so

[ninja-chibi]

Original post here:

https://www.tumblr.com/legogeek33/734194405612961792/id-deadname-my-child-too

[post3l]

iam showing symptoms of mental illness!!!!!!!! /vent

[im-traumatised]

Ahhhh I wish I could fucking word things right. It's always either misinterpreted or comes out wrong alltogether and it drives me crazy. I just wanna word whats in my head why does that have to be so difficult!!!

[thestamp3d3]

HOW IS MY BROTHER 27 AND DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DO HIS OWN WASH JESUS CHRIST

[0verstepping]

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[autistickfigure]

fixed talls STUPID description. hes normal now.

[lovebugism]

eddie munson with glasses.

✶ ┄ THE GLASSES DEBACLE !

summary: eddie thinks his glasses are the least metal thing ever. you prove him wrong. pairing: eddie munson / f!reader warnings: a little bit of smut but nothing crazy 18+ mdni! a/n: i don't know if this is a blurb request or not but it's been haunting me. because yeah. i literally haven't been right since joesph quinn wore those stupid glasses and i'm scared that I'll never recover </3

( MASTERLIST )

seeing eddie with his glasses on is a little like spotting a mythical creature in the forest

he never ever wears them

and when he does, it’s because he’s got the trailer to himself with no one around to catch him with them on but wayne

because to eddie, his glasses are the least metal thing in the universe

they’re clear, circular frames with super thick lenses that make his eyes look bigger than normal

he hates them

and he’d rather walk through the world half-blind and suffer the headaches than wear them in public

because he doesn’t want to hear shit from the rest of hellfire and there’s no way jason carver would ever shut up abt it if he saw them

but you seeing him in them might be the worst

he takes pride in being the freak-show-outcast-metalhead-bad-boy boyfriend

and he’s scared of losing cool points with you

which is dumb because you two are so head over heels for each other that him wearing his stupid glasses doesn't matter

but he still feels the need to impress you

he does a pretty good job at keeping them hidden at first

then you find them in the drawer of his nightstand while looking for condoms

both of you made a pretty hasty attempt to get naked

eddie’s only got his underwear on with the hem of them tucked under his balls

and you’ve still got his shirt on with your panties slid to the side

you’re straddling his lap and leaning over to grab a rubber

then you spot them

“i didn’t know you wore glasses!!”

“that’s because i didn’t want you to”

“but why :(”

you slip them on over your own face and they your eyes bug out a little

you have to blink a couple times to get used to everything being so much closer

meanwhile eddie’s just kinda beaming to himself

because you’re the prettiest thing he’s ever seen

like the cutest little bug <3

then you try to slip them over his face and he’s dodging you

because “they’re not sexy on him"

and you’re just like “i’ll be the judge of that >:(”

to make a long fucking story short

you end up fucking him in his glasses to prove that they are, in fact, sexy as fuck

they slid down his face the entire time so you had to keep pushing them back up the bridge of his nose

after, like, the fourth time, he got fed up with them and tried to take them off

but you grabbed his wrist to stop him

right before coming so hard over his lap that you’re twitching against his thighs

and he wasn’t too far behind you

needless to say, he starts wearing them a whole lot more

only around you ofc

i’m just picturing a very sickly, sweet domestic affair

you’re lying on his bed, naked with the sheets wrapped around you, propped up against his headboard with a book in your lap

and he’s lying just below you with his back against the bed

with his hair is tied back because.. yeah

and he’s got his glasses on while he scribbles in an old composition journal

trying to come up with a new dnd campaign

he’s only wearing a pair of boxers so his slutty little waist is on display

and he’s doing that cute little thign with tongue because he’s so concentrated

when his eyes get tired after staring at them for so long, he’ll rub at them with a scrunched face from underneath his glasses

and every once and a while, you’ll hear him huff and then a riiip when he tears the page out of his notebook when he gets frustrated

you won’t say anything

you’ll just reach a hand down to scratch gently at his scalp to soothe him

or you'll rest your palm against his chest and the small bits of hair scattered there to feel his heart beating

now i’m just sad

[txttletale]

one of the best thigns about eidolon playtest is that in the grand tradition of actual play podcasts, it manages to turn several dumb jokes into genuinely touching emotional moments or pivotal plot arcs, including:

a bored immortal named 'ron eui'

a side character having a power that requires her to stay within ten feet of an enormous fortune telling machine at all times

minions: the rise of gru

the party digitizing a dead flamingo

president dracula

[topazpearl]

Every day Tyler wakes up and looks at this

[romeoisalesbian]

look man i just wanna ramble about romeo & juliet because it's a play that's near and dear to my heart

ok ok SO.

I feel like I keep seeing the take that Romeo & Juliet is REALLY about how dumb teens are and how their love was too impulsive and it's supposed to be a cautionary tale because their love gets them both dead.

And that's a fine takeaway I think! That's something you CAN get from the story. BUt I must confess it makes little sense to me.

I may be foolish, but I feel like everyone forgets about the whole familial conflict aspect of the play. like bro the first lines of the entire thign are like "hey guys there are these two families that ahte each other SO MUCH and they have FOREVER and now they're murdering each other." the first scene is about how the Montagues and the Capulets super duper hate each other so much so they're gonna square up in the middle of town with swords and shit after flipping each other off a few times

The turning point of the play, when it shifts from a silly romcom to a Balls Wrenching Tragedy, occurs firmly when Tybalt kills Mercutio.

THe actual romance aspect of the play is going FINE until this point! Romeo and Juliet the couple are pretty on the same page about everything happening in their relationship (even if that page is guided by impulse). Romeo is pretty jazzed at the start of the murder scene, and is in fact entirely unwilling to do the murder thing at all.

BUT! Tybalt is kinda a dick! And IS NOT willing to overlook the whole family-conflict-clown thing. And Tybalt's whole "i need to challenge romeo right this instant oh my god" impulse has very little to do with Romeo and Juliet's actual relationship. While a lot of adaptations have Tybalt see Romeo and Juliet being all Romantical at the party, textually Tybalt entirely is ready to brawl because Romeo showed up to the Capulet party at all and Tybalt is all Death Before My Rival Commits a Minor Social Faux Pas.

And Romeo murdering Tybalt and getting banished ALSO has little to do with Juliet or their relationship. His bro just died man. Yes it was stupid and impulsive, but man sometimes it's hard to keep your head on straight when your bestie just died (worth noting that Mercutio curses the family conflict itself when he dies!)

Like Romeo's issues all stem from that key interaction with Tybalt, who upholds the family conflicts above all else in every single scene he appears in.

Juliet on the other hand, is in the SHITTIEST situation. Her father is physically abusive towards her, and her parents are pressuring her to be married off to this random dude that is at best mostly well-meaning and adhering to general romance standards and at worst a massive creep (that's something that depends on acting and directing choices, I think. Paul Rudd Paris has never done anything wrong in his life). Juliet is trapped in this situation in which she is surrounded by pressure and abuse and familial conflict and death. It is reasonable to want to escape that at all measures, even if she acts impulsively and doesn't think through every single thing about the Friar's Genius Plan because god how could she in her circumstances?

If you're Juliet, your one escape from a shitty situation and environment is a boy who you firmly believe loves you, even if he has done some weird shit. If you're Romeo, your entire life has fallen apart because an ancient conflict resulted in your best friend dying and you getting banished for murder. What do you have to care for but someone who you think loves you and who you love amidst all the conflict?

To me, so much of the story hangs upon the familial conflict that the ending of the story is representative of a societal failure as opposed to a personal failure of our two leads.

No matter whether you see the relationship between local weenie romeo and local brain cell juliet as true love or as some passing fancy (i personally think it can be considered love but that's a different post for a different time, send me an ask if youre curious), it SHOUDLN'T end in several deaths and two suicides. The reason it does is because of a pointless family conflict our leads are brought up in.

[skittybot]

for the record half of the robotgirl stuff goes over my head I'm very stupid:3

its okie im stupid too, but with google i can find so many thigns to be dumb abt :D

[robotsafari]

ppl talk about how annoying as a chipp fan it is to see the same drug or colonizer joke 500 times (and i agree. it fucking sucks.) but NO ONE talks about how annoying it is to see the same fucking robo-ky sexual harassment joke. and i get it. thats what it did in the accent core plus story I FUCKING GET IT. (srry im so mad rn) i played the story. that shit is literally like one of the first thigns i saw of it.

i think there are also layers to the way it interacts with characters that makes it less just harr harr sexual harassment and just that it doesnt know how to socialize WOW i see myself in this silly robot. (nnnot saying that i harrassed ppl wow i cant believe i feel i need to clarify this.)

anyway idk what else to say im just!!!!! pissed. dont fucking make a dumb robo-ky joke at me again.

ofc nobody makes dumb daddy issues jokes (THANK GOD.) with robo-ky because! no one knows who crow is!! dont let twitter know who crow is!!!

[scalematez]

it is currently 4:00AM and I want to know...thigns about Tejuri. She's cool. She's got a fun design. I have to draw her more also

This is Tejuri. She's fantasy Texan. She weaponizes yo-yo tricks. She's religious. She was raised by a giant, 2-headed snake. She has an autoimmune condition of the brain. She hunts wild hogs by strangling them, with a yo-yo string. She writes Troll Bible fanfiction, on a typewriter, which she scans to upload online. She smuggled a gun into fantasy Britain once. She owns more than one thesaurus. She will not stop terrorizing Retris, her best friend, by sending him dumb things over the transportalizer.

If I were to summarize Tejuri I'd say she's a goofy little fucker who loves her friends. But also that she doesn't believe in herself the same way she believes in other people. And (while spoiling as little as possible) that she's tied to a generations-long cycle of strife that she doesn't know about, and wouldn't want any part of. Fate wants to shove her on the path of eating herself tail-first, just like her ancestors. (Picture is by @nekropsii)

[nicoathogwarts]

hello, this is my introduction post thingie.

I'm Ace, they/them pronouns. This as you may have guessed is a blog about Nico di Angelo and the Percy Jackson series. It was originally created for a hp pjo crossover but that's been on the back burner for a while now but I've not abandoned it, don't you worry.

Asks are appreciated and encouraged, I love rambling about stuff anything and everything relating to PJO, Nico and my silly little au

tags:

#corssover is for my pjo hp crossover, I put quite a few tags down for it but I think that everything's tagged with crossover so if you're looking for my au that's your best bet

#nico di angelo anything relating to the one and only Nico di Angelo

#nico di angelo adjacent thigns that kinda relate to Nico, but not entirely

#not nico di angelo anything that's not specifically about Nico di Angelo

#ask for any asks I'm sent. I have many dumb opinions I’d love to rant about. Send me asks, you’ll make my day

[entropyfriend]

hello everypony i haven't seen u since last year he he eh ee.h.e .e... i can't believe it's already 2012.. i am posting these photos that me andmy friends took because i think they are cool and or funny and they could be album covers and i want to ok? idk i like them a lot we have no faces.. (like me irl

hi kaiz thak u soo muchfor the birth day wishes.. i got a pony cake for my birthday thats so awesome. i love your yuri and you drawing i LOVE THAT GUY he's so awesome i think he's my favorite of your ocs.. its SO Cute... and one mor thing I LOVE YOURS ONG TODAY IT SOUDNS SO COOL you have very nice singing its so smooth.. maybe i should make a sotw remix because how did u make those noises i want to do that..

btdubs i am working on a really stupid short song i'm gonna finish tomorrow maybe once i can properly do vocals it kinda sux but its oky.. i wanna post it but it sounds so DUMB (also i learned my voice pairs very well with electric guitar when i sing right) soon maybe i'm gonna get a thingy to connect my piano keyboard to my computer aWESOME i don't know if my parents will do that but it'd be pretty awesome if they did.. side tangent kiind of this whole thign is a tnagent but i got a new sketchbook from gf the other day im so excited to continue drawing in it it looks so COOL so far i can't wait to crash so hard from being compelled to make it so neat and cool but it is ok.. i love it.. i lOVE DECORATING