#educational cartoon

[my4ththerapist]

how do we feel about an educational kids cartoon about space and a young star battling with the concept of mortality and identity

[dzthenerd490]

File: The Magic School Bus

SCP#: AFC

Code Name: Ms. Frizzle and her School Bus

Object Class: Keter Archon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AFC cannot be contained and even if it could, massive retaliation from Group of Interest: The Serpents Hand is to be expected. As such all further containment operations shall be halted. Instead, all efforts will be directed into having an interview with SCP-AFC.

Description: SCP-AFC is a Caucasian woman seemingly middle aged but quite possibly much, MUCH older. She has orange hair, brown, eyes and wears a dress with heel shoes that seem to be able to change appearance anytime she desires. SCP-AFC is fearless, joyful, and rarely if ever stops smiling. She enjoys working as a teacher at [data expunged] Elementary School. 

SCP-AFC normally teaches about all aspects of science including Biology, Chemistry, Entomology, Arachnology, Marine Biology, The Laws of Physics, Acoustics Science, and Optic Science. SCP-AFC loves to use what appears to be magic and SCP-AFC-Bus to show students how it all works often up-close. Shockingly this does lead to disaster consequences every so often but hardly does it ever lead to casualties. Especially with SCP-AFC-Bus acting as the main protector and transporter of the students.

SCP-AFC-Bus is a sentient school bus that is not only able to see and interact with objects around it but can shapeshift into anything upon SCP-AFC's command. Such forms include a plane, submarine, rocket ship, boat, spaceship, a biological hybrid of a bear and a bus, a tiny bus with moth wings, a tiny bus with spider legs, and quite possibly much more. SCP-AFC is not only able to shrink itself but can shrink those who ride within it essentially making it no different to a Level 2 Reality Bender, possibly Level 3. 

Though SCP-AFC-Bus is relied on the most to ensure the lesson is taught, SCP-AFC also uses her magic devices that she can manifest from seemingly nowhere. These devices range from simple science tools that have wacky designs, to abnormal tools that can defy logic or reasoning. It is assumed she created these items herself but how is unknown. It's also believed that she created SCP-AFC-Bus, as she is the only one who knows how it works.

As explained before, SCP-AFC is fearless even when she is about to be crushed, boiled in lava, destroyed by white blood cells, or eaten by a spider. Though this seems to be biased off of bliss ignorance, arrogance, or perhaps stupidity, the answer might actually be more simpy. SCP-AFC is simply aware that no matter what happens she and her class will be fine and often use their newly acquired knowledge to save her and themselves.

It is believed for the previously listed reasons for that SCP-AFC is quite possibly a Level 4 Reality Bender or some kind of humanoid anomaly on par with a Reality Bender. SCP-AFC claims she has heritage of hundreds upon thousands of explorers from all over the world. Despite giving clear names and details of their exploits none of these people have been recorded in history. However, SCP-AFC's real name Valerie Frizzle doesn't show in any records either, so the unfortunate fact is the Foundation knows nothing. Just another addition to the long list of our most embarrassing failures. 

SCP-AFC was discovered in 1994 when she took her class on a field trip and happened to be on the mercury. Foundation researchers out on a scouting mission had the unfortunate pleasure of encountering them. They tried chasing the students to place them into Foundation custody, but SCP-AFC-Bus appeared and started using it's tires to spill mercury dirt all over them blinding them and allowing the class to escape.

Since then, the Foundation has tried numerous times to capture SCP-AFC and get the children away from her as it was clearly dangerous for them. However, all of these efforts stopped when a massive war party from Group of Interest: The Serpent's Hand arrived at Site-AA. Despite being armed to the teeth they demanded to have a talk with a Foundation representative with the "Seeker of Truth" who acted at their representative. Site Director Nancy James shockingly was personally requested by the Seeker of Truth. She gave the order to have one of the testing rooms used for the meeting and for them to be alone. Please see Addendum X-46 for details. 

Afterwards, the O5 Council agreed SCP-AFC was officially changed from Object Class Keter to Archon. Allowing SCP-AFC to remain at peace has allowed relations between the Foundation and the Serpent's Hand to stabilize, even if by only a small amount. It is with hope that if such acts continue the Serpent's Hand will consider joining the Anomalous Correction and Protection Alliance sometime within the upcoming 21st Century.

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SCP: Horror Movie Files Hub

[thinkbolt]

Davey & Goliath: Christmas Lost & Found (Clokey, 1965)

[grabsyouandyells-tonerorero]

i don't even know what i'm doing.

also i find it quite funny tho.

( note: it's a wasp species called Mandarina )

( Alert: disturbing body [maybe] )

( original if you want to )

[1stpoliticalcartoons]

[imkeepinit]

[readerupdated]

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[rednblacksalamander]

Latchkey Kid

[reality-detective]

Tom and Jerry cartoon embedded with masonic rituals, devil worship and the all seeing eye 🤔

[mysharona1987]

[ruestheday]

i know damian goes crazy for wild kratz

[toxicxsugarxart]

This started as a joke after seeing the movie, but the second one I could actually see helping me adjust as a tween. Mattel please contact me I have so many ideas for educational Barbaras.

Commissions open!

[dzthenerd490]

Addendum X-46

Warning! The following is to only be seen by administrators and O5 council members. If you are not of Level 5 Clearance, you will be exterminated by order of the O5 council!

SCANNING

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CHECKING RANK DATA OF VIEWER

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RANK OF VIEWER CONFIRMED

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NO SIGNS OF TAMPERING DETECTED

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VIEWING OF ADDENDUM X-46 APPROVED

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The following is a recording between Site Director Nancy James and the "Librarian of Truth" who are discussing how to deal with SCP-AFC. 

Begin Recording

Site Director James: Alright here I am, what do you need to discuss?

"Seeker of Truth": ...

Site Director James: ... Really? The silent treatment, I hate that! Come on, your men are waiting and so are mine so can we just get to the point? 

"Seeker of Truth": ... Your a jailer and yet you hold anomalies very closely to you.

Site Director James: You mean Gizmo? Yeah, I guess. 

"Seeker of Truth": A name, you're not like the other jailers, I knew speaking with you was the right choice. 

Site Director James: Choice for what? 

"Seeker of Truth": ... Leave Ms. Frizzle alone.

Site Director James: Who? Wait, Ms. Frizzzle... You mean SCP-AFC.

"Seeker of Truth": ... I though you respected anomalies. 

Site Director James: Sorry but I don't know her personally so it's a force of habit to call her a by her designated number. 

"Seeker of Truth": Those were letters. 

Site Director James: ... Regardless, why do you want us to leave her alone? And why should we listen? 

"Seeker of Truth": She is no harm to your... Foundation... also, if you persist in trying to contain her, we will use excessive force. 

Site Director James: You'll lose.

"Seeker of Truth": Probably but-

Site Director James: No, definitely, you will lose.

"Seeker of Truth": Don't be so cocky Jailer, for you-

Site Director James: YOU WILL LOSE! You will be shot down, your library will be burned down, and you'll all die... I don't want that, do you? 

"Seeker of Truth": ... No.

Site Director James: Yet you're willing to declare war over one anomaly? 

"Seeker of Truth": We've been wanting to declare war for ALL of the relics and children you call anomalies! But we have had to pick our battles in order to prevent our extinction by your hands as well as the hands of the butchers. This is one of those battles we are prepared to fight. For the Serpent, his treasures, and his children, we will liberate all. 

Site Director James: ... What makes you think I can ensure this?

"Seeker of Truth": Even if it's not you, the Foundation has been more lenient towards its prisoners and has even given them new cages. Their still cages in the end but now ones that are humane enough to be considered houses if you squint your eyes enough. 

Site Director James: True but the higher ups only allow this for anomalies that can benefit the Foundation. What benefit would leaving SCP-AFC alone, bring us?

"Seeker of Truth": More cooperation. We have not forgotten the battle we faced against The Virus where we fought together, even alongside the children of the stars. If you would be more indulgent to our demands, we would be more indulgent to your laws. 

Site Director James: ... I'll have to speak with the higher ups and other administrative staff, but SCP-AFC has proven nearly impossible to capture anyways. We even tried asking professionals to get her but when we did Dr. Stefansdottir just came back with a lolipop and said to give up. 

"Seeker of Truth": The Witch of All?

Site Director James: Is that what you guys call her? Weird nickname.

"Seeker of Truth": We have reason to believe she holds the power to save us all, it's almost a shame she is confined to you jailers. 

Site Director James: ... She could literally break out anytime she wants to, she only stays because all of her friends are here. Actually, the same can be said for a majority of the humanoid anomalies we have contained here. 

"Seeker of Truth": I though you jailers prided yourselves on being indestructible. 

Site Director James: Nothing's indestructible, just stronger...

"Seeker of Truth": Wait isn't the Witch of All only a child? Why did you-?

Site Director James: Fine! The higher ups don't like your organization, but we do understand we need your help most of the time. It's actually the same with the GOC, we hate those gun nuts, but we can't deny they are the best at destroying Sarkite hives and fortresses of the Scarlet King. Just like you guys they even have weapons and abilities we could only dream of having. As such we will consider and probably accept your terms of leaving SCP-AFC alone.

"Seeker of Truth": ... Truth be told, if it wasn't for the butchers we would have considered joining the ACPA years ago. Perhaps the Foundation would have been our closest allies, besides the Eight Wings of Mekhane that is.

Site Director James: That would have been nice, here's to hoping such a scenario isn't far off from now, I guess. 

Recording Ends

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[tygerland]

Paul Rogers Poster artwork from April, 2019.

[jensorensen]

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[1stpoliticalcartoons]

Not to mention ignorant and racist! And I think he has the white vote because he is such an incredible racist so much so that they over look all his other wrongs, so that they can have their racists white supremacist as their President. Ugh!