#eh idk

[elquacktism]

heaven

[deutsche-bahn]

Wurde vergangene Woche auf Montage geschickt. Ja cool, schickt den 1.60 großen Vollidioten der sich exklusiv auf Sachen wie Vergoldung und Beschriftung spezialisiert mit nem Akkubohrer bewaffnet in's Feld. Ist ja nicht so als hätten wir Monteure, die den Kram tatsächlich können. Gebt mir den Akkubohrer, ich regle das.

Ich fand mich also auf der allerobersten, allerallerhöchsten Sprosse meiner scheiss Leiter wieder, an eine Tankstelle gelehnt. Was ich da tat ist irrelevant, ich wusste es selber wahrscheinlich nicht wirklich. Irgendwas mit nem Schraubenzieher, idk. Ich hatte dafür eine der Zapfsäulen regelkonform abgesperrt, um eine eventuelle Gefärdung von Passanten durch plötzlich fallende Handwerker und Schraubenzieher zu vermeiden.

Scheinbar hatte ich mich mit meiner Leiter an die einzige Autogas-Säule der Tankstelle platziert. Denn ohne jede Vorwarnung, ohne auch nur mal Hallo zu sagen, machte sich irgendein MItte 50er in Familienvater-Optik unten an meiner Leiter zu schaffen, zog den Zapfhahn zwischen den Sprossen meiner Leiter her und begann, sein Auto vollzutanken.

In dem Moment in dem ich den Ruck in meiner Leiter spürte hatte ich bereits mit dem Leben abgeschlossen und sah vor meinem geistigen Auge einen sehr ernüchternden Abspann meines Lebens. Dann bemerkte ich fast schon enttäuscht, dass ich noch oben stand. Entschloss mich kurzerhand dann eben doch für's Leben, wollte die Leiter runter, stellte mich fast auf den Schlauch des Zapfhahns. Der Herr ignorierte mich nach wie vor komplett, als wäre er nicht gerade an mehreren Leitkegeln, Werkzeug und einer fucking Leiter inklusive Person darauf vorbeigestapft, um dann mühsamst den Zapfhahn durch besagte Leiter zu fädeln.

Ich stand also zwei Minuten auf halber Höhe, starrte seine Halbglatze von oben an und überlegte, was man in so einer Situation überhaupt sagt. Letztendlich entschied ich mir für's Maul halten und abwarten. Funktionierte, er brachte mich beim einhängen des Zapfhahns erneut fast zu Fall und ging, ohne auch nur einmal nach oben geschaut zu haben. Als Monteur fühlt man sich immer so wertgeschätzt und wahrgenommen, keine Ahnung warum alle den Job so beschissen finden.

[kawaiikenna]

I saw this in another fic where Danny is getting chased by one of the older football players and to get to a ‘safe zone’ he climbs up Kwan and sits on his shoulders. But could you imagine him doing this to the taller Bats? I think his favorite people to perch on are either Dick or Jason. He will perch on Bruce but not as often. Just;

Danny running full speed towards the nearest tol brother and scrabbling up to perch on their shoulders.

A very peeved Damian following closely behind with katana in hand. Absolutely soaking wet.

This can go one of two ways depending on which big brother Danny is perched on.

Dick: Hey, hey! What happened?

Damian: Daniel thought it would be funny to dump a bucket of water on me while I was tending to Bat Cow.

Danny: And it was hilarious. You look like a drowned rat.

Dick trying to de-escalate the situation: Danny that wasn’t very nice.

Danny: Yeah, sure, but I don’t think that deserves to be cut up by the angry gremlin down there.

~~~

Danny perching on Jason.

Jason, very snidely: You know you’re supposed to take your clothes off before you get in the shower?

Damian: Shut up Todd. I only wish to exact revenge on Daniel. Now get down here!

Danny: Yeah no can do there short stack. I don’t really fancy getting carved up like a turkey.

Jason: Why not? You’re one already.

Danny, with faux offense: I am not.

Jason: Uh huh. Sure, and that’s why you’re definitely not hiding up on my shoulders. Just so the Demon Brat won’t get you back.

[chibimochii]

Ooh conga-rats on the 400+ follows!! :D

If you're feeling up for it, no pressure, do you think you'd be willing to draw lee!Scaramouche with either ler!Kazuha or ler!Albedo?

Ahh I don’t think I got to post them the first time, or they didn’t load- welp second times the charm✨

I’m thankful almost everyone agreed on the same Ler. The Kazuha revenge is real. And I also added a lil Heizou for good measure ✨(´∀｀)

[buqbite]

I love that Crescent Moon's affection is a bad thing to receive

[fyeahnix]

never noticed Ran has weapons

[elivanto]

Then you will die. for @cohborikardok

[alicornze7]

”Reality can be whatever I want” ,and that includes fashion

Don't ask what abomination I called clothing is this

(I miss my autistic gremlin sm...)

[oswaldthehero]

[redspottedsheep]

So with the new update came one of my now favourite Four panels, so I figured I'd make a wallpaper for anyone who may want it!

More under the cut

Feel free to use this! All I ask is that you

•Dont remove my watermark

•Dont repost or claim to have made it (Reblogging is great tho!)

The Four sword is from the title screen of Minish Cap, I simply pixelated it to give it the pixel art effect since I couldn't find one without the text but with the pixels

Note: I Iove how this is the version of the 4sword he uses in the comic, it's just so cool looking!

The background is stained glass found in the Minish cap's opening sequence that's been blurred, obscured and mauled

Of course the colour fade all around is a reference to well, the colours. I also put them as they are on Four's very iconic tunic because it's very neat

I may repost this with different versions or changes I make in the future, but if you have any ideas on other characters you may want, things to change about this one, just lmk!

As always, a few last things

Four's amazing panel and character were made by the one and only JoJo so credit to her!

Tumblr ruins the quality, so don't forget to click for HD

[literallyjusttoa]

I decided to hold off the rest of my Apollo & Hozier post until the full album came out, but I just gotta say Apollo would inject Francesca into his bloodstream. And also it’s specifically about Apollo and Commodus. Like,

“My life was a storm, since I was born, how could I fear the hurricane?”

And Commodus is the hurricane?? Are you KIDDING me. And then,

“It was too soon, when that part of you was ripped away. A grip taking hold, like a cancer that grows, Each part of your body that it takes.”

I mean COME ON. I’ve never seen lyrics this them-core before. Also just the chorus.

“Though I know my heart would break, I’d tell them put me back in it, Darling I would do it again, if I could hold you for a minute, Darling I’d go through it again.”

Anyways Stan Hozier for clear skin.

[arise-children-angel-is-here]

Yo guys I gots a sketch book! I started it yesterday :>

[Sorry it's blurry 💀😭]

[suspiciousmammal]

[l0v3sickl0s3r]

guys help i’m traveling 😨 I PASSED THROUGH LIKE ALL SWAGGY LIKE “MHM THIS MY AIRPORT NOW” BUTT NAHWH CHAT I’M SHAKING AND QUAKING IM MY BOOOTSOH 😪😪😪😰😰😰😥😓😓 (i’m actually wearing boots rn?? 👀)

[metaphorthejesterdraws]

Oct 25 | Dangerous

(inktober)

i just wanted to draw egdy papyrus lol

[lzrusrising]

i dont know why ppl are so determined on seeing sam as straight. let him be queer