#everybody wants to 'oh but i dont think theyre like that theyre so nice to me specifically they cant be this way' okay jan

[violentviolette]

hate it when u know someones being a dick to u on purpose but u cant call it out because theres plausible deniability that u know they'll hide behind so instead u just have to smile and be super nice and act like u dont even notice while u keep reminding urself that it'll pay off eventually when they fuck up and everybody else realizes they're a complete asshole and u can bask in the vindication of once again being right

[truly-a-snitch]

hi!! I just found your blog, and honestly love this already..and I really wanna request! So it is alright if I do? And if I could be called 🧸Anon?

so my request is reader who is super blunt..like will say anything that comes to mind about someone (good or bad) and won’t stop unless pulled away from the scene? And they are super judgmental, doesn’t even try and hide it. Reader will side eye everyone and everything? I was hoping for Dazai, Ranpo, chuuya, and kunikida if that’s alright with you!

reader is so mepilled lowk. hi 🧸 anon !!

WARNINGS: none i dont think :3

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dazai, ranpo, chuuya, and kunikida with a blunt, judgemental s/o

dazai

he thinks its entertaining as hell watching you just speak your mind

like. you straight up have no filter and he loves it

because hes so used to everybody darting around their feelings, acting all nice when he can see in their body language that theyre actually not so cool

but then you came along and you werent like that at all. you just... say what you think. he fucks w that

loves talking shit w you so much. second favorite pasttime other than purposely getting on ppls nerves

unfortunately he does have to pull you away from people, especially because a lot of the people he associates with (or runs into) are. yknow. mafia members.

when its safe to do so, however, he indulges you. he loves to sit with you and just talk about your opinions of other people

over meals especially is his favorite !! he sits next to you on the couch with a takeout container of crab fried rice and listening to you mindlessly bitch about people because they had bad vibes

100% the type to be like nodding along and reacting like "oh shit really ? he said that ? whatd you do. did you hit him with your car ?" ("no") "you should leak his credit card info on reddit"

hes an agent and harbinger of passive chaos what can i say

ranpo

you're literally just like him, if a bit more unfettered. you don't have the same bonds that he does

another fan of your shittalking, he thinks its interesting that you speak your mind !

he loves egging you on especially

ranpo is very similar to dazai in this manner, he likes to lay his head in your lap and play video games while you read the people around you to filth

however where dazai is just sort of There while youre doing it, ranpo actively contributes

he lowk has the best side-eye. like somebody says something sketch and hes just like staring

ranpo cant help but stare at you when ur talking shit which is sort of weird but hes seriously like yes read them to filth honey

he helps you get better at reading people too !!

also he likes that he can get rid of his filter with you and just spitball his thoughts :3 not that he has much of a filter as it is but still

if you get to be too much out in public, he will drag you away from the situation though, if only because hes prioritizing your safety

chuuya

okay. it is very important to remember that chuuya loves you very much.

HOWEVER comma. your little stream of consciousness habit sometimes does grate on him

when it doesn't though. and even when it does actually he does NOT stop you

hes standing there next to you watching the whole situation ready to defend you if somebody tries to get physical (epitome of "say what you want babe i can fight")

he doesnt partake in it himself, but he never stops you. (he supports your rights AND wrongs)

chuuya does like when you talk about dazai though

only if its bad stuff. and only if he gets to talk shit with you

he also has a really good side eye. he doesnt let himself get upset enough to start talking because hes not very good at controlling his volume when he gets mad

if you get yourself in over your head he WILL pick you up and carry you away. no need for his ability either hes goated as we all know

sometimes he does find himself laughing at the things you say. he tries not to. he does. (his laugh is so infectious too)

kunikida

youve seen how he interacts with dazai (or rather how dazai interacts with him)

point is dazai gets on his nerves. we love an annoying bisexual king. you would think he would have a similar attitude towards you but he doesnt !! hes usually on board for your shenanigans

he loves hearing you talk no matter what its about. though he likes when you talk about dazai because its usually how annoying he is

thats usually the only time he joins in to give his two cents

he was a bit taken aback by how blunt you were when you two first met. he probably was already mentally noting which of his relationship ideals you fit and which you didn't (though obviously it doesnt matter now because youre dating him lmao)

you can take the man out of the teaching position but u cannot take the teaching position out of the man when i tell u he LOVES hearing gossip coupled with opinions on said info

plus he gets to hear your ramblings whenever you two are together

the bluntness and lack of filter does catch him off guard on occasion like you say something and he goes PAUSE ?

other than that he likes listening to what you think of HIM because you dont hesitate to point out unhealthy coping mechanisms in him before he accidentally turns them into habits

(plus its a confidence booster when you tell him the things you like)

[actualbird]

i know luke is such a sweetheart in canon like getting lunch for mc, walking with them to work etc but… consider mc (or even the nxx) being a sweetheart to luke to remind him he deserves love too!! like lil lunches for him with a cute note and deliveries to his shop - he’s like “i don’t remember ordering something???” And then he opens it up and he can’t compute. and other lovely things too bc he deserves it and needs it to improve his mental health!!!

YES, YESSSS!! IM SO FOR THIS!!! in my nxx found fam dreams, luke is always a sweetheart to everybody on the team (even if he cant resist the urge to be a shithead to them sometimes). like along the lines of bringing scones to an meeting because he passed by a cafe on the way there.

mc and the team taking care of luke isnt a transactional thing though. the Thing about luke pearce is that by virtue of just knowing him or hanging around him, one cant help but get attached. it's like when a dad says "i dont want that dog" and then months later hes like "me and the bestieeee (the dog)" and that dog is luke and all the nxx team is the dad.

mc likes to bring him lunches because sometimes luke gets so caught up in antique restoration work that he'll just completely forget about the concept of hunger. artem likes to stock the nxx pantry with the very specific cheap ass instant coffee that luke likes even if artem thinks it's gross, but luke likes it so he gets it. vyn is sneaky about food by leaving leftovers in the nxx fridge and saying that anybody can partake in it (luke. he means luke. he thinks luke eats too much takeout than is healthy). and marius likes loudly announcing that he brought a Pax Brand Weighted Blanket(TM) and flopping it over the couch in the meeting room for anyone who wants to take a nap (luke. he means luke. he gets that all of them are a workaholics but luke really should learn how to take a break from the work fixation)

luke doesnt notice for a long time that theyre doing these things for him because the boys are Rather Sneaky about it (because theyre all allergic to being Obviously Nice to each other) but luke is a detective, he'll figure it out eventually. and when he does....

luke: you guys....dont have to do this for me

mc: oh my god of course you'd say that, JUST ACCEPT THE KINDNESS

luke: I DONT DESERVE IT

mc: oh my GOD

luke: NOT TO SAY IM UNGRATEFUL IM JUST.....im me. and being nice to me is...

mc: we're nice to you because youre you, dummy. now eat your lunch

luke: but

artem: heres your questionable instant coffee

luke: wait-

vyn: there are leftover muffins in the fridge by the way. i am letting you know for no particular reason

luke: even you, vyn?

marius: wowwww after lunch i bet you'll be sooooo sleepy you should really try out the weighted blanket. for product testing reasons

luke: YOU GUYS ;-;

luke eventually learns to stop arguing with people being kind to him. eventually. in the meantime, the others arent gonna be stopping. for better or for worse, they like their mentally ill detective friend and they cant help but show it.

[the-ghost-of-a-spirit]

part 2 of me watching mha and recording my thoughts, starting at ep 12

i think we're going to have a school arc, since it's 2 big arcs per season, and they go school-battle, like the first, which was start-usj, the secon which was sport's fesival-training-hosu then camp-all for one

wait, todoroki has a sister? good to know ig

almight saying he's going to train deku in that scene is actually so sweet.

okay, so i think aizawa got a haircut? anyway, wonder what their trying to convince them in

oh, its dorms, boarding school time apparently

i guess we know where bakugo gets it from

am enjoying this episode of them going to peoples houses, not sure why, maybe cause its peaceful, but yeah

ma'am your child not being in dorms/at ua, will probably not fix the problem

hey, uh, almight WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR ARM

its funny to think that almights doing this, and aizawas just contiunes doing the normal thing

anyway, back to the arm, it apears HE LOST HIS ARM, so yeah, i think i should have noticed that by now

new headcannon that probably fake but its funny: Almight can't drive

"look alive" aizawa you hypocrite

bakugo literally just got a guy to do that, to make people laugh, thats actually really nice, i think i like him more now

tokoyami's room is really cool, i like it

Hi, hello, almight what the fuck is up with your arms, do you have 2 or 1? why do you have a cast without a hand?

do not like hatsume, she's like grapeboy but weirder and less horny (i dont think horny is the word, but good enought, point is, they are both characters i would avoid if i met them)

i think bakugo is gonna get nicer by the time i finish this part

i would think the license test would get them to fight eachother, but idk

there is more the that shikera guy (i think thats his name)

aziawas expression when that person approches him, though, why does he always have the weirdest expressions

"lets get married" "no"

betting aizawa used his quirk against joke, or he doesnt and laughs (i dont want to see him laugh, if i do i will... idk, yell about it here)

i am loving this interaction, its so silly, new fav duo, aizawa and joke

idk why but joke callind the students aizawas kids stands out to me

mara, why are you like this (/pos)

100/1500 is 15%, i'm smarter than ua students.

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THEM HAVING TO FACE EACHOTHER

i think the sports festival is child exploitation or something

mara was forced to do this, he's probably going say he's not getting paid for this

uraka just tried to attack deku, she has a weird espression on her face, i think its mind control or something

oh, she was a different person, its that person who attacked deku the first time i think, she's creepy, i dont like her

OH SHIT, SHE NAKED, i dont think thats allowed

so, i think todoroki is the first UA student to pass

meatball bakugo looks like hes about to explode

ok so i dont think alot of ua got out

that is not laser mcfrenchmen, its that clone girl

on one hand, i doubt all of them will pass, but on the other, it makes sense in like, story plot things, but yeah

okay i was wrong about laserboy

THEYRE DOING IT, LETSGO this is actually so cool

plot reasons one, everybody passed

azaiwa and joke is so funny, like he's trying to not go with joke's jokes but she laughs anyway

wait, who are the bystanders? oh ok

"large scale terrorist attack on insert city here" mara has no right to be this funny. but he is

loving the electrcity guy and stone guy and bakugo, specially electricity and stone, forgot their names though "why are you always folllowing me" "we just wanna"

that drum background music sounds cool

istg if we get more than one episode about uraraka and deku.

is that guy gonna be a villan in this thing?

theres a list of pros who look like villans and i want to see it, if there was one of heros who act like villans, i am forcibly putting nezu at no.1

Well this is an interesting introduction

oh God his email notification

Im slowly dying cause of the lack of subtitles today, dunno why (and I can't turn them on)

Oh hey, it's a special episode

I think it was midnight who killed almight. Or present mic.

So the police got there before Midnight I think

"This was actually some kind of love story!!" Bakugo, I like you cause of this now

almight going to 'ambush' deku is so silly, and his "hii" too

istg if the next episode isn't the island

I am mildly disappointed about this not being them going to the island

I need that passing list but in like, English

deku passed, dont think bakugo did

todoroki and bakugo are the only ones who didnt

all for one's gonna escape, calling it now

almights cape when he leaves though... dramtic bitch istg (who isnt in this)

deku vs bakugo??

its probably the middle of the night and aizawas still awake, no wonder hes always tired

this is very mixed message, fighting while saying that

my boy deku gained 3% well done, hes getting there. slowly but he's doing it

i would ask almight to give bakugo a hug, but i think thats not a good idea nevermind

Holy shit a new person, i think he's important, probably a villan

MHA universe google is called Moogle and thats funny

new guy has a voice in his head

okay whats this guys deal, he's being weird and he put a mask on, i think ive seen the mask before, dunno who he is though.

oh, his name's twice, i think he was in the training camp attack

i dont want joint classes, i can barely remember the main cast, i dont need more characters.

"the adorable small mammal you all know and love the principle" Nezu why, why are you like this

mr houndog sure is something

i dont belive mic was able to stay quiet for that long, dunno why but he does

theres people in the walls

earphone jack girl breaking the forth wall

oh hey, its mr face in walls

the guys quirk is turning peoples heads into potatos and its hillarious

my boy be one of the 'big 3' and is struggling, i think he's my favourite, i forgot his name. Tomiki amajiki. thats his name the girl with blue hair is neji rehado face in walls in miriyo

"thats called physics" okay he's my 2nd favourite (sorry tomiki)

grand torino is so blunt

okay, so theres a guy called overhaul, he's important, he was at the start with the plague doctor looking guys.

is the guy in the office related to ida, i think he is

ANYWAY, thats a wrap, my thoughts on the rest of S3, see you for the start of S4

[youremyheaven]

OH MY GOD?! My bharani friend would say the same shit verbatim when we were still close and me or my magha friend wanted to talk about our feelings! Girl this is scary I just got flashbacks! She did the same thing to me as your Venus friend did to you too, my bharani friend would literally tell us that she couldn't talk to us cause she was talking to her friends, like are we not your friends?! We've known each other since we were 7! 😭

I have to state the contrary in regards to Venus men however, because they can be and are as insane as the women. I have various Venus men in my family, including my Purva ashadha moon conjunct Venus father. Venus men are extremely image conscious, they do a lot of charity, are polite, charming, but most of the time it's with the goal of getting something out of you. I personally feel like the experiences you've shared of Venus men being kind to you and then being overly sexual, giving you the ick, is their true colors showing.

Venus men, just like the women, are prone to be captivating, and we definitely shouldn't romanticize or idealize them, or any other placements. All the ones I've observed are serial cheaters, have had multiple failed marriages, and love bomb their partners until they get bored and move on to the next pretty thing almost immediately. The absorbent nature of Venus is very palpable, I knew one Purva ashadha sun conjunct Venus man who literally morphed into his girlfriend's a la Brad Pitt, he was always In a relationship or situationship, he was sleeping with a girl and then ended up getting into a relationship with her best friend and breaking them up 💀

So yeah, also, I think it's important to emphasize that it's not a one size fits all universe, people are their entire chart, not just their dominant planetary energy, what works for one person will not work for another, which is why I refrain from glorifying or villainizing any specific energy, otherwise the occult and astrology community will never beat the space racism allegations 💀

Venusian women 🤝🏼pretending their friends dont exist lol

ykw i agree, i definitely think men are never nice without some ulterior motive (and the ulterior motive usually comes from being attracted to you) i think ive really tried to believe that people/men are nice because theyre nice people but every day it dawns on me that its not true lol,,,

i just realized that my grandma is Purvaphalguni Moon and she's the same as my creepy friend from college. always touching me inappropriately, making lewd comments about my body, often body shaming me and other girls/women, one thing about my grandma is that she WILL sexualize tf out of both my mom (her daughter) and me. she always gave me the ick but now ive made the Venus connection lol. she's super religious too and is completely devoted to god (which is something i explored in my Venusian cult post).

nooo not the Venusian love bombing 😩😩ngl it kind of describes me tbh lmfao,, i never thought of it as an issue but i can go overboard with my affection and then cut them out without second thought when i feel "done" (😬😬)

i agree that everybody's the sum of their whole charts (and the sum is always greater than the parts<33)

tysm for sending this ask, it was vv thought provoking <33

[motherofkittens94]

Ah gee I went to see hozier yesterday and yeah I enjoyed it the music was good but I had such a strange experience right first off this lady pulled me out the queue and put me to the front im used to this part happening and I'm usually kinda glad like yes that’s the one single disability perk right, queue jumping

but also this lady was making me hold her hand which was a bit much like you dont need to do that I can walk but yeah my disability is noticeable i guess and people think theyre doing good but anyway she let me go in ahead and yeah that was great but then I guess she was telling the whole staff about me or something because like literally every other ten minutes some new staff member would corner me ask if I was okay or why I was alone or if was I lost or if I needed help I would say I'm okay not lost im by myself I can manage but then some other person would come later and ask me again if i was okay and if I wanted help and Its like again??

eventually they moved me to the raised platform which is not what i booked ok but fine it is a better view there from thanks but I dont see why people felt the need to be checking me so much i wasnt drunk i wasnt injured i wasn't upset i was not doing anything out of the ordinary nothing that anybody else wasn't also or less even i mean there were very drunk people there and they weren't being asked if they were okay

I mean asking once fine nice even

twice ?understandable but like seven /eight times? Frickin weird leave me alone already I can manage

Like I feel I should be grateful they were helping me and it sort of was and you may think oh but everyone wanted to assist you wouldnt you perfer that? surely worse things could've happened instead you got better treatment thats good right?

Yeah maybe but you know it was going on so often it made me feel self conscious like clearly I was coming off as not normal and /or vulnerable somehow or maybe they didnt believe i was as old as i said i was or idk but i didn't ask for help and didn't really need it either I just wanted to have fun listen to music relax be a regular person like everybody else there

It would've been fine- if i had asked for help - I didn't

Also afterwards they didn't even let me leave until it was nearly empty and then they all waving at me like goodbye sweetie goodbye _like embarrassing how am i ever gonna come back here now after this

and then they made two guys walk with me all down the street because i was going home by myself ive done this same journey a billion times i know what im doing

so anyway thats not even the end of it because next I take the train back and get off my stop someone in the train gets off to ask I'm okay and if I know where to go like yes I'm going home then as I go up the hill this lady is following me annnd then she asks im okay and if i need help as well!

what do you think I'm doing!

like what the hell is wrong with me tonight that nobody thinks I'm okay? I don't know what you think is wrong whats the matter with me huh? I can't work out what I did that made everyone so concerned except just being there

I was by myself fair- i guess if someone was with me all this wouldn't have happened and yeah im a loser and i go to events by myself sometimes so what? its not illegal though is it im twenty eight not bloody five i literally live there I don't need help walking around im not lost I dont need you to pretend to befriend me I did not need help

Maybe i took this all the wrong way because yeah they wanted to help but it felt like every single person was singling me out and letting me know they think I'm strange and that I cant cope

Uncomfortable!

This is what i get for trying to do normal gal activities I guess

[alternis]

oh wait did I never post my potential idea for third eye au danny temple okay alright

okay so this came from a "what's a watsonian explanation for why Danny would just vanish and never contact Tim again that doesn't include him being Super Dead" and landed on

a failed assassination attempt via poisoning when the kobra cult fractured between all the potential leaders, but bc his followers are snake worshippers their cure involved genetic tampering that gave him Snakey Characteristics (kinda like the weird kobra snake babies) which leads to him hiding his face under a full mask

i was thinking Snakey Eyes, fangs, maybe a split tongue? possibly some scale patches which give him natural armour but he hides under his clothes. not super obvious, but enough to make him uncomfortable showing his New Face to people who knew him before, thus making him more reclusive.

also what if his crush (tim) thinks he looks weird and gross now! even if hes a fledgling cult leader he's also a teenager, they're sensitive about these things

in third eye au specifically, this also leads to him going underground and only contacting Tim via phone calls/written correspondence but 'not being able to' meet in person until Tim gets Batmanned and they lose contact.

i think I mentioned he goes by the code name Krait after this. kraits are a super deadly type of snake that kill and eat other snakes, theyre generally timid toward humans during the day but can be more aggressive at night.

anyway eventually skylark tim ends up running into krait during a titans mission and in a kind of sweet moment Danny figures out skylark is tim, and tim shortly afterwards figures out krait is Danny and they're both like. spiderman pointing meme bc They Know but they don't want to let the titans know they know each other (the titans figure it out bc they're giving each other longing Gazes and making vague but meaningful statements. it's Kind Of Obvious.)

anyway tim is still hurt by Danny withdrawing from him but eventually dannys mask gets broken and reveals his New Face and tim is like. oh no dude you look good this is a good look on you, anyway if you really hate it I have this book on genetic engineering I've been meaning to read, just give me a lab and we can workshop this. and Danny's like actually I've come to like being able to see heat signatures and taste smells but thanks that's really nice of you you're... my best friend. because I'm definitely not in love with you.

okay I dont have a lot of notes but eventually they do start dating bc i have this really strong scene in my head where skylark is in gotham, he runs into Killer Croc who makes some kind of comment about how hideous and monstrous he is and Skylark is like. "i mean you're not that bad. [everybody turns to look at him] what? my boyfriend got spliced with snake dna and that hasn't been an issue for us. maybe croc just needs to work on his personality. and the cannibalism"

[bagofspoons]

POST SESSION 1 DLDND CHARACTER THOUGHTS

holy SHIT y’all the hiatus is over w a long ass session to start us off. i passed out so hard post session but now. i have things to say abt peoples characters and im going to say them. plus an added pronoun check for my own memory. this is a long post so ill pop it all under da cut. tldr at the end 2

IZZY | ALASTRELLE (they/he)

i LIKE THEM. i like them. i was very eyes emoji at their intro and im rly excited to see a druid. i have a feelin that theres a lot more 2 alastrelle than meets the eye but im not rly sure what. we got an insight check that he seems to know more than hes letting on... but like. idk. i have a feelin that theyre more like... they know stuff but not in a malicious way? mayb im bein 2 optimistic and alastrelle is just waiting 2 absolutely decimate every1. they DID heal ma’el tho so like... i think they do not want this. they seem kind. i want 2 know more.

CADILLAC | R-D 2.04 (pronouns unknown - seems to vary)

everybody is so mean 2 me image. r-d is rly. look. i love them but i also hate them. he’s so fuckin funny but also.... gestures broadly at the last hour of the session. she seems 2 b tha only character built 4 outright combat. at least from what weve seen. it seems like a lot of the others went 4 classes that cld offer support (from my limited knowledge of the classes themselves plus dnd) whereas cadillac built (literally) a beast. she seems really cool and had some rly amazing moments first session. designated antagonist im super interested to see how every1 is going 2 interact w the person who drew 1st blood!! also tha character we got the most backstory 4 session 1. kinda dont blame it for the murders but. i dont want any pcs to die T_T

NOX | DOCTOR (PALL’OR) REMAEDI (he/him, okay with they)

HE’S COOL... the outfit is very wizardly but we know hes a cleric. am i right when i look at the ref art and see that hes purple. he is purple. he also shotgunned an unmentioned vial (WHY DID NO 1 ASK ABOUT THAT AUAUEUEGEUGH) and the rice and meat. chuggin ig. seems like... cautious? mayb suspicious but remarkably chill. well. i say chill. again. gestures at the last hour or so of the session. LUV the weapon design. would luv 2 see it do some more damage (see “r-d is built for combat” above. terrifyink). i want 2 know more abt his eyepatch and stitches and general deal. do we think hes an unethical doctor guys. would he kill u for like. fun.

CERIN | EIWN (she/her)

pretty lady. fllushed emoji. i love her design a lot its rly cool. i assumed she was druid bc of it but idk if pep would have allowed class double ups? plus cerin is bein v secretive... possibly monk? eye dee kay im rly just guessin at this point. shes so funny 2 the bit w the shelter being her height and alastrelle tryin 2 fix it secretly was great. i dont have much 2 say abt her yet but i think she will turn out to b EXTREMELY interesting. i kno 4 a fact cerin will say smth and then the dash will explode w how much we love eiwn.

RIVER | MA’EL(VAR) (he/him)

IS HE NORMAL??? squints. i dunno... intro was. suspicious. i did like him tryin 2 explain stuff to r-d that was kinda funny. he seems to b like... relatively level headed? i struggled to get a read on his personality except like... suspicious of others but wants 2 cooperate. clearly doesnt want 2 b here el oh el. HE DID ALMOST DIE 2 TIMES WITH NO IDEA WHAT WAS HAPPENING EL EM AY OH. i wonder how hes gonna react to that.

PEP | MIYM (she/her, okay with they)

MIYM MY FUCKIN BELOVED. kenku AND a bard? plus card themed LDFKJ. alto WISHES he could. the resume made me laugh sm and she generally just seems so nice... i like that she’s immediately forming more positive relationships w tha others... probably intentional on pep’s part as a filler character for the pair offs. i was wondering why they were getting such an outright dmpc and was wondering if she was gonna get killed early... i was real newvous. its cool tho. i like her a lot. very glad miym explained the whole premise 2. thank u from da audience i was a little like WHAT THE HELL. but in a good way

TL;DR - I LIKE THEM ALL. i think theres a LOT of things we havent touched (obvs. it was 1 session) but a lot of seeds and references to things wer made i think. also it looks like we got a lot of elves lol. im generally just rly excited 2 see them play again and having consensual and established pvp will make things VERY interesting. i wonder what the symbols on the like... bracelets/necklaces are 4. and what happens when someone dies.... do they both go to zero/make death saves? i guess we will see....

[thegeminisage]

they call it the river of the dead bc i died 10000 times trying to get korok seeds here

ANOTHER shrine in a cave on the great plateau. 10/10 i love that

i keep getting nothing but shields in chests and its starting to piss me off. i dont use them much, i havent broken a single one this whole game. give me literally ANYTHING else!!

died in the shrine when i was alllmost done. smh

DIED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

deeply tempted to turn around and leave but No. i'm so close

I FUCKING. GOT IT. FUCK THAT SHRINE!!!!

placed one of my travel medallions at the REAL temple of time. i never have to walk back here again lol

not that i need to come back...i'm finishing up the great plateau korok hunt right here. i have one left that starts elsewhere and ends on the great plateau but im at nearly 200 seeds rn and ive been making myself cuckoo bananas hunting seeds so i deserve a sidequest break. i'm thinking the rito bridge is a good place 2 start

BUT FIRST, MY AMIIBO! i keep foprgetting to do these lol

YOOOOOO mirror of twilight fabric!!! sexy

AND demon king fabric.....

accidentally spawned another epona. rode hr out to where the other horses were so she has community support lol

AWWW there's another monument near the great plateau...

ok, so i talked to karson in lookout landing ages back abt building this bridge. i think now they need supplies?

oh, i like how these guys refer to each other by name! i love the community feeling in totk...the way everybody wants to be a helper...

oh lmao i literally have enough wood already <3 maybe this is why they made trees enemies, to give us reasons to chop them up so we dont have to level entire forests at a time

OH HE SAID ACES!!!! good for him

SCREAM this dialogue. wings come in handy! or...wingy! don't sit your tail there, it's a support beam, not a perch! chaotic gay people <3 happy pride <3

had the brief thought "since i'm in hebra i should get some korok seeds here" no <3 not without <3 snow boots <3

which i havent seen any sign of...UGH i hope they arent still in gerudo desert...

im going to hateno!! i've been meaning to give this guy acorns for his cow feed for foreverrr

but, to do the school quest, i need to swing by kakariko first...thank goodness4 fast travel

ugh so many sidequests in kakariko i wanna do but i feel like i should wait until this 5th sage nonsense SIIIGH

ok, got the pic of the tapestry in paya's house! also accidentally saw the cuccos running by, followed them to their hideout. extremely tense trying to bust thru the rock wall with them standing there. no way was i using yunobo

BUT i was at a perfect angle to take a ring ruins pic for the stable guy!

found lasli who needs the anti-gloom stuff...UGH i hate that nobody remembers link!!! ugh and i need milk for this which i dont have >:(

well, i bet there's some in hateno and i was going there anyway lol

NAYDRA WAS HERE WHEN I SPAWNED........snaged myself a scale. UGH i can't believe they fucked dragon farming i'm in such deep shit i don't have ANY parts

acorns delivered, milk received! omg nice he'll trade me anytime.......reminds me of the rito lady trading arrows for chillshrooms lol now THAT was a bargain

got my mirror of twilight fabric put on 💪

oh man it is LOVELY. it has a nice rainbow-pearl sheen to it...it might be my fav yet

time to go appease schoolchildren

scream that link is listening in on this calamity lecture like he wasn't the main character in it without so much as a single acknowledgement of it by this dude. yet another way theyre alienating old players by trying NOT to alienate new ones

this guy talking up the hero's achievements WITHOUT ACTUALLY MENTIONING THAT IT IS LINK. this is my villain origin story

oh boy. for the next lesson i have to get monster extract from tarrey town. i have the car quest there i never finished, but maybe i should do more shrines/seeds first...

i haven't been to the depths in awhile.

that is DEFINITELY the devil (and many korok seeds) talking. actually i can decide tomorrow bc i have to <3 go to bed

[axellis-archv-2]

adoration crush & date night for axel? :] -@lem-argentum

THANKYOU SO MUCH YAYYY AXEL TALKING TIME

adoration — how would your f/o speak about you to someone else?

HES SO SWEEEET hes so sweet any time he greatly admires someone he always always always thinks theyre the best & greatest so he would just be like "ohh ellis is the COOLEST you really have to meet him. hes so fun and funny and nice..." definitely uses 'cool' a lot its one of his favorite adjectives

he also is very visibly giddy about it you can see his hands flying around and if hes standing sometimes he does a little jump around and its so cute . hes so cute

crush — when did your f/o realize their feelings for you? how did they deal with those feelings?

the axellis lore goes deep. in my head around ep 5 of season 1 is when he actually like. realizes he has romantic feelings. he definitely has a crush earlier (season 1 ep 3) but didn't understand what it was until he kind of goes "oh. maybe wanting to kiss someone means i love them..." and then the feelings just kind of flood in

as soon as he figures it out he like Freakssss out he doesnt know what to do hes never HAD a crush this big before and usually he can just ignore it but he doesnt think this is something he even WANTS to ignore. he immediately goes to olivia about it because olivias smart and definitely knows how to handle crushes. but olivia kind of looks at him like (nerd stance) "do i really look like someone whos had a lot of women in my life?" so hes like "OH GOD YOURE RIGHT! PETRA SHOULD KNOW!!" basically going around to everybody (except ellis) kind of asking what to do until his brain fries because he gets different answers from everyone (petra says keep it casual, magnus says to do a giant fireworks display of affection, etc)

afterwards he kind of decides on not even really trying to do anything until "the perfect moment" which unfortunately leads to a whole season of them being definitely romantic but not having confessed yet. which is annoying for everyone.

date night — describe your ideal date with them! spare no expense, realism to the wind, what’s your dream outing?

i really really really really really wanna go to like. a waterpark or an amusement park or something with him. spend the whole time riding on coasters and clinging onto him bc i keep forgetting im scared of coasters each time i get on one. we go and do all the other rides and we try winning prizes for each other. getting snacks all around and just trying to do everything. and once we're hungry dinner for sure. i think something like minecraft!cheddars or like. hell. minecraft!olive garden i dont really care on the specifics its just kind of based on what we feel but i would really wanna dine out w him. taking a booth spot and we just talk and talk and then eat and then talk and he gets dessert to go and finally we can head home and just crash on the bed bc What A Day!!!

[dykeyote]

Hey if you're not busy rn could I request some sydsoranndiah hcs

YES YOU CAN I ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO DISCUSS MY BABYGIRLS .....

i think like . soren has VERY huge crushes on both sydney and jedidiah its like a thing everybody knows about people make jokes about it . fennel will be like oh jedidiahs on a walk with sydney thas nice and sorens immediately like O-O wait for real and everyones like soren ..... why are you trying to involve yourself in that nonsensetheyre the least functional couple ever ...... and sorens also in a sort of unlabeled thing with marie ann which is what brings everyone in the polycule sort of together origiinally sorens sort of the glue (:

i think sydneys queerplatonic with marie ann (: they snuggle together a lot i feel like theyre very cuddly cozy . theyre both tired after a long very physically exherting day so they just cuddle up all cozy (: soren usually joins them at some point and jedidiahs always very awkies but his partners convince him to join . evil

i think for a while jedidiah kinda doesnt fully Get the idea of being polyam . like sydney asks if he can date soren as well as jedidiah and jedidiahs like oh yeah of course (: but she doesnt really like . see Herself doing that bc she doesnt grasp the concept really . but then shes like oh fuck i have feelings for marie ann God this is bad and so he has this whole GUILT RIDDEN breakdown to sydney about how AGH I DONT KNOW I DONT WANT TO BREAK UP WITH YOU FOR HER BUT ALSO SHES SO NICE AND MAKES ME SO SOFT AGH WHAT DO I DO and sydneys ilke . u can date both of us yk . and this blows jedidiah fucking away . and evntually he dates soren too love love <3

hehe these are jedidaih centric a lot im in the mood for him espesh with his silly little partners .... anyway i think jedidiahs really bad at grasping the idea that people have romantic feelings fo rher sometimes . like REAL bad . jedidiah fully just thinks soren constantly getting all silly ridiculous whenever they talk and getting all weirdly stammery is like totally normal until sydneys like haha its so crazy how soren has feelings for u and jedidiahs like WHAT . same goes for marie ann once marie ann catches feelings too it blows her away every time . sydney has a similar issue theyre a match made in heaven

[szif]

not to be sad during a calm morning but i am genuinely like, weirded out by others and myself right now. like i am acting really nice and i try to involve people in things and i also end up talking to people no matter what and i show interest and i dont end up being too pushy despite that (i think that) and its like. i got no friends bro. like i see people slightly leaning towards saying hi to me sometimes but that just. makes me even more sad because its like. i am being extremely nice and invested in you and youre not doing it to me. and its a weird little emotion for me because i have exactly zero clue why is that. like real life i start talking to somebody and i get sadder and sadder and nothing really comes out of it because no matter how much effort i put in and no matter how many people i go up to they dont wanna befriend. its not even like "oh, this person doesnt want to have anything to do with me, thats fine" but when it happens to every single person i talk to then it gets quite. interesting? like what's going on. am i just that weird for everybody to approach and theyre just creeped out by me? thats it? i mean thats super logical but also all of those chronically online people who are 300% weirder than me also want nothing to do with me. despite us sometimes matching together with interests and stuff. so how do i fail so hard at interaction if even the freaks dont want to do with me at all. like i swear guys im not like THAT weird for everybody to do this treatment when it comes to me. what the hhell

[unlimitedhorsepower]

please imagine this video as barnaby and ryan while theyre singing theme for apollon

to me theme for apollon is romantic in some ways but its sung by barnaby and ryan which is so funny to me. fanservice moment!!!!

barnaby canonically thinks fanservice is important for fame and heroism while kotetsu doesnt understand it and is against the concept like cmon hes being a hero over here!

meanwhile ryan is the embodiment of fanservice because its about 98% of his personality and comes to him naturally. karina is also the embodiment of fanservice but she doesnt enjoy it particularly and is a chore to her because all it has given her is weird invasive idol fans.

plus if ryan was asked to do fanservice with karina hed laugh and go like DUDE... think again... robert is about to get his ass kicked in 30 seconds unless he changes his mind. so no.

logical course of course is ryan and barnaby fanservice. they did a fanservice performance for the “theme for apollon” they sang and karina had to teach them to dance and kotetsu didnt get to see it earlier.

all heroes waiting in the audience for the performance and kotetsus like hey karina give us a hint and karinas just like (defeated) i dont even want to talk about it..... youll see it soon...........

and its like this (as bros)

everyones like god. alright. keith didnt notice anything and was like oh it was nice:). subaru has a misguided homophobic incident on accident bc it was just fanservice and he also wasnt homophobic he was just so perplexed like is that allowed HUH

also im sure there are fans for ryan and barnaby like the two of them because of the rising like no they actually were the better duo. people writing unhinged tweets about them.

normal people are writing tweets like this about it

however ryan will never shut up not even in a car and neither of them also thought much of it because theyre friends and they both think fanservice is important its for the viewers maybe its okay to be gay 4 pay. except neither of them are thinking about it like that its just for the ratings

someone tells barnaby hes kinda gay and hes like no everybody does that (the everybody is just ryan and he is just friends with him also like smfh). everyone is growing gray hairs barnaby and ryan need to stop affirming each other about being straight.

not all LGBT people are in love or anything you can both be LGBT without being gay for each other. wake UP.............

[mandy4ever69420]

4.11

ian looks like hes about to cry watching mickey make nice at the christening afterparty. much to consider abt ian's trauma in life circling around role as a witness. i also include the fact that fiona had that breakdown in sheila's house at monica in s1 as part of this watching someone just fall the fuck apart like that and feeling responsible is awful

'ian + mickeys freedom' is a photo/gifset that needs to exist. i need to see it. i dont want you to go back to juvie / youre not free / it was hard looking at you through that glass / etc

thinking today about that person who thought that mickey was deliberately being alluded to in seasons 6 7 8 because they didnt know his departure was supposed to be permanent. wrt ians vigor when he gets to hit mickey's dad. the opportunity to live out a scenario where he gets to physically defend someone from their homophobic parent

i cannot even believe i saw people calling mickey misogynistic for how he talked to svetlana in season 4 like i was already like 'ok but we realize why that was like that right.' but i figured maybe i was being overly forgiving or it was worse than i remembered. no dude it was very obviously tit for tat homophobic / abuse related harassment to every insult he relays her way. its literally the mindset about women ontologically being victims in any scenario. come on now.

this is more or less baseless but i always assumed that when svetlana said she was very close with terry she meant she was often sort of lying on mickey's behalf. both because it strengthens her leverage and because it does protect him in the way she needs to have a second set of hands around and to have a reason to be living in the house she lives in. Also i enjoy how this unintentionally is the first time we hear about how terry is as rachel said just like funny and charming and charismatic when he's not being a nightmare. everybody is a person even when theyre a terrible person and svetlana is very skilled at dragging even half of a good time out of something horrible. because of those damn circumstances she will be in

horrrible sad debbie matt conversation but when she asks why he ever dated seema and he says 'she seemed nice' and debbie says 'well she wasnt' . Ha. it's like how matt 'seems nice' rn but i know damn well he isnt

i love the way frank talked to emily when he thought she was fiona. It's so heartbreaking. and the solace he was able to unintentionally offer this little girl and how you get this glimpse of the ideal person he wants to be even if he can't articulate it.

it's funny to me how many people are blinded by liking sheila. she's not even just like someone 'nice' who does bad things she's straight up kind of a nightmare to be around. wym you are mad at sammi for wanting to be in her dads hospital room

oh also. vindication today re mickey just not liking people and not liking to be treated too gently for too long or he gets uncomfortable. i mean we knew this. but he literally explains it in the plainest of terms. Also it was funny to watch kevin try to suck up and mickey was like Die. kevin's so lucky that all that other shit went down so he was no longer on mickey's hitlist and could be slightly homophobic in a non dangerous way and mickey would feel relief instead

[ssparksflyy]

hi could you make some percy jackson dating a child of hecate hcs plssss 💗🙏?

ask and thou shall receive ༉‧₊˚.

percy jackson dating hcs ! ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊

pairing: percy jackson x child of hecate!reader warning(s): brujeria ( thats not a warning ), little bit of cursing, sprinkle of spanglish a/n: hellooo! tysm for requesting ♡♡ i actually had two requests for hecate readers hcs so yay :DD

he was enchanted to meet youuuu ♡♡♡

you guys for sure had a meet-cute

like one day he found you sitting by the lake and decided to walk up to you :))

he'd heard of you before but like he'd never had the opportunity to talk to you before

so he decided to seize the opportunity ♡♡

long story short you got along really well and ended up talking by the lake for a good hour or more until one of your siblings came looking for you

from that day forward percy knew he was head over heels for youuuu

now dates by the lake where you just sit and chat are very common

whenever you guys do sit and chat, percy shows off by manipulating water and making it do something cool like making it float or something

you hype him up and give him a kiss on the cheek when he does ♡

percy loves watching you use your powers

he'll ask you to manipulate the mist and make fish look like a shark or something like that cause he's just so amazed

he's literally your #1 supporter

percy lovess when you give him a tarot reading

he asks you to teach him how and of course you do :))

then he gives grover one and they get all excited its so cute

GROVER IS THE BESTIEEE ♡

at first he was kinda scared of you

but then he noticed how happy you make percy and how nice you actually are so now yall are literally such good friends

you and percy have matching necklacessss

theyre the ones where its a crystal/stone wrapped in like wire or something

percy has your fav crystal (i dont know much about crystals but if you dont have a favorite then probably rose quartz ♡)

and you have a pretty pearl that percy got from his dad's palaceee (I KNOW pearls arent crystals but lets be honest, seaweed brain would want to give you something from the sea)

ok so i came up with this cool idea (i dont know if somebody has said this before)

but like children of hecate love reading, but because they have dyselxia its not easy, right? right.

SO they use the mist to make the books look like they were written in ancient greek so its easier for them to read !!

wow so cool am i right

lets be honest, even if he could read, percy would not be one for books :(

BUT at night, when you're cuddled up together, he likes it if you read to him ♡♡

you read him the hunger games (cause thats what im reading currently)

and he was SO INVESTED

he was coming up with strategies and techniques and shit

and while he was telling you his game plan on exactly how he would win you couldn't help but laugh cause he was so excited

literally so cute

flashback to the flirting era when he would talk about you to everybody

he'd be yapping about your powers and how cool you were and this and that and annabeth had to fight her demons to try not to punch him

DONT GET HER WRONG

annabeth loves you

she too thinks your powerful and cool and this and that

but percy would not SHUT UP

they could literally be trying to spar and suddenly he'd stop and be all like

"oh! and did you see them on wednesday before dinner?? they had a flower crown and they looked so happy! i want to be able to make them flower crowns.."

fast forward to now when juniper taught him and grover how to make flower crowns so now he makes them for you ♡

all your siblings love percy

they see how happy he makes you and that's enough for them

oooh all the other campers PRAY you aren't on the same team for capture the flag though

cause you do this thingy with the mist where you make like multiple variants of yourself while fighting somebody and they can't tell which one is actually you

yes i stole that from loki

now imagine that and mr hurricane over here? ay no

at that point id just forfeit

you 🤝 nico

having/had a crush on percy

no but honestly i feel like children of hecate and children of hades would get along so well

they're both thought to be evil and shit

but NO

that being said if they did team up to kill someone.. well...

no body, no crime

nico obviously moved on and is doing better things

so now you tell him all the drama going on

you guys literally get together and just gossip

weekly chisme sessions are a must

percy still talks about you 24/7 to everybody

even the new campers know your lore and everything

but he cant help itttt hes a yapper at heart, hes gotta talk about the things he lovesss

and he loves you

like a lot

if you couldnt tell

seaweed brain :(

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