#everyone: :0

[honeyxmonkey]

Douxie let out a long sigh, brows pinched together with an expression that Jim could only describe as, "barely contained rage".

Jim waited, fingers twitching against the table. He could feel the amulet's weight in his pocket. "Douxie," he whispered.

"Well just fuck me sideways with a chainsaw." Douxie growled under his breath.

Steve gasped, looking scandalized. The adults were all staring at the wizard with wide eyes. Archie seemed to be holding back laughter.

[ghost2coast]

impulse and etho, trying to stay calm and not get destroyed by the warden(s): 

grian, ren, bigb, martyn: hO OOLLY FuckcIIGNG SHI  T OH GOD OH N O OH F

[valeriapryanikova]

This season, on Hermitcraft...

(speedpaint)

[troutpaws]

fish requests #1 :-D

[vannahrt]

Something interesting I just realized

Every time we see Charlie in the past, she is wearing a dress.

Her style at first seems like a mix of both her mother and her father, though I would say it leans more toward Lilith. And in every photo Charlie is faced toward Lilith as opposed to Lucifer.

Every time we see Charlie in the present day, she is wearing a suit.

And I would say, resembles her father much more than her mother. I’m not sure what to take from this, it was just an observation.

But then I thought about it, and she does wear a dress during the present day, one time.

And it was this frame of the show I realized how much Charlie really does look like Lilith and Lucifer, and how her feminine style as an adult really captures both of them perfectly.

Her battle outfit is like a representation of the leaders of Hell, how sick is that.

[marisatomay]

so cool that fanfiction won anne rice’s war on fanfiction

[emdeerm]

I'm a Grandpa? Again?!

My brain got away from me. srry

This might be a horrible, horrible idea that will have so many butterfly and directs effects on the DC canon that I know nothing about but...

Consider this: Bruce is Danny's clone/test-tube baby.

Danny has lived for many, many years and somewhere along the lines, he got his DNA stolen again (in his human form mind you) by someone and they made a clone/baby (most likely cause the child would destabilise without more DNA. Human Danny is just 1/3 of the DNA he has). Maybe the League and Ra's is responsible. Maybe some other party I have no knowledge about. Maybe it was GIW. But it happens.

Anyway, whoever succeeded, had some intentions with the clone if it had powers. He did not. Was a failure and was dumped as a 3yo in Gotham. Tom and Martha Wayne found him and adopted the child.

Now, Danny doesn't know it. He just goes around, living his best life with his partner/(s), works somewhere new every 5-6 years or so, trying out new professions when he wants. When his DNA got yonked, he was a practicing cook. By the time Batman is old enough with all his kids he is a doctor or something.

Let's throw in the Ghost King for fun. Love the trope. Could be just him being a super strong and respected Ghost in the Realms who helps himself to Pariah's treasury. Not like the guy needed it anyway.

So, YEARS pass. All parties are unaware. Meta human protection happens. Ecto Acts get ruled out automatically by the Government somewhere in a list of all stuff that change. The Ghosts haven't been sighted for over 30 years. The Government disbanded GIW wven esrlier just cause they were a moneh draining leach. The JL didn't even pay that much attention honestly (let's say Batman wasn't there for some reason to check the final copy), just one more thing that changed for the better in their eyes.

So, Danny and his kind are now legally in the clear. Does he so something with it? Well, not much. Just uses his powers more freely. His rogues don't find the Living Realm all that interesting now and just come to Phantom to play. Except Sculker. That ass is still unbearable.

...

I got sidetracked from my original idea. Anyway-

...

Damian in school has to do the ancestory assignment. And finds out that he has a weird relation to this Random DudeTM. (Maybe Tom's and Martha's DNA was indeed used in the process of creation. Who knows, maybe it was their doing all along in the name of Doctor Science. Idk. All options are fun) Came out of nowhere. The relation is unclear too.

That gets brought up to Father. Father is surprised. Investigation happens.

The Bats are flabbergasted by the results.

Danny gets the news that he is a surprise Granpa again (Dani was the first one to come with a grandchild out of nowhere. Adopted. You know what? Let it be Cass. Let her have a traveling super mom).

[cutepotatook]

🍎🦋🌈SUMMER SILLIES☀️🐚💦

[zorionbbq]

who even are these guys

[the-heart-of-a-monster]

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[spinz-404]

Charise and Parker

[sesamenom]

Gil-galad Variations, featuring all the gil galad theories i've encountered.

[quackwerkz]

I miss my best friend sunshine banjo face

[troutpaws]

cherished wildlife reqs #1

[theladyofravenclaw]

Astarion before falling in love with my goody two shoes paladin: "Oh this is great! This guy over here just keeps casting Compelled Duel on everyone so I never have to fight any of the really dangerous enemies. It's going to be so easy to manipulate him into protecting me lol."

Astarion after falling in love with my goody two shoes paladin: "STOP CASTING COMPELLED DUEL YOU IDIOT YOU'RE AT 12 HP!!!! I SWEAR TO GODS IF YOU DON'T USE CURE WOUNDS AS YOUR NEXT BONUS ACTION I'M GOING OVER THERE AND HEALING YOU MYSELF!!!!!

[yellowtrinity]

i sank 160 hours into tales of vesperia and here's what i've got to show for it