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[hedwig221b]

2024 Ao3 WRAPPED

Tagged by wonderful @renmackree ❤ MWAH!!!

Works Published: 13

Comment Threads: 1,024

Word Count: 299,259

Top 3 Kudosed Fics:

🏆 Side Character

🥈your fangs against my skin (the sound of your bones)

🥉Yes To Heaven

Top Word Count:

🏆Yes To Heaven, (85k)

🥈Predators, (72k)

🥉Angel, Ignited, (38k)

Top Ships:

🏆STEREK THE ONE AND ONLY

Top 3 Tags:

🏆Established Relationship (9)

🥈Possessive Behavior (8)

🥉Pack Alpha Derek Hale (7)

💫 🎉 🎊

I don't know if you did one but in case you didn't, tagging gently softly: @dontcallpanic @endwersed @salty-fryingpan @patolemus @karlakattz @dexterous-sinistrous @invisible-storyteller @gege-wondering-around @demonicfaerie @teencopandthesourwolf @quackquackcey

[ai-the-broccoli]

enemies to lovers / but you'll never own my heart

@luzon-dove happy birthday, Quinn!! As a present, I decided to draw a piece fanart of your "blood in the walls of the yagami house" AU fic series, since I found it very well-written and full of super interesting ideas and concepts. I hope you like it!

[floretissogay]

those people on instagram who make 'when i see one of Those tags on ao3 😟' reels piss me off so bad 😭 or the 'what's the craziest tag you ever saw' ones where people say 'dacryphilia...' or 'blood as lube...' in the comments and there's always someone saying "i wish ao3 had a report feature" WHAT DO U THINK THE POINT OF AO3 IS

[guccigarantine]

I might start tagging shit as “fatt: perpetua” bc going in that tag is miserable

[sentientsky]

hi!! this is a silly little Christmas ficlet i promised to @tangerine-ginger a while ago (and by "silly", i mean very very angsty! hahaha. i am incapable of writing fluff, it seems). sorry it took so long, btw; i got distracted, but i managed to throw it together tonight! :-)

The view from Heaven isn’t so bad, if you know where to look. The globe that sits in the foyer is nice enough. But if you, like Aziraphale, happen to be the Supreme Archangel of Heaven…well then, that comes with a couple of choice benefits. One of these benefits happens to be the ability to open a window’s view into various corners of the universe—to tear a hole through the side of the silver sheet between worlds and peer through, like a bird skimming the length of a wave with its wings. In this story, however, there is no wave; no ocean or seagull feather kissing the bright edge of seafoam. No, in this story, there’s just an angel and a demon, both holding bloodied wounds, pretending the ichor isn’t soaking their clothes silver-gold with the shape of want. That their hands aren’t shaking. That the ground has felt entirely solid since that moment on the street with the lift and the car and the wall he built between them.

Aziraphale leans forward. The gap between realms opens into the unsteady kaleidoscopic sway of downtown Soho. He adjusts the corner of his collar. He watches, and he aches. —

In the bustle and sway of Soho’s beating heart, Crowley finds himself unsteady under the heat of iridescent lights. Each Christmas, the West End of London had opted for large, glittering installations—models of whales and fish and seahorses, all lit up from within like glowworms trapped in jars. Even now, a jellyfish sways, soft pink and faintly clinking in the night, like a vaguely sentient thing. It’s surreal, really, the buzz of lights and the onslaught of holiday shoppers making it feel nearly claustrophobic. Crowley shivers and adjusts the cuffs of his blazer. His coat does little to keep the cold out, his corporation all raw nerve endings and shuddering, bleeding heart. Throughout the past however many millennia, this time of year had been all soft whispers and apple cider clutched between hands; all hot breath blooming into clouds in the December chill—the indirect touch of their mingled speech; all heavenly shoulders brushing hellish ones as they teetered through cobblestoned streets, both sloshed halfway to purgatory. The lights had always felt warm and the ground had felt so solid you could never hope to fall through it. In the present moment, a child runs past, a laugh blooming in the air around them. Almost without thinking about it, the demon blesses them. The miracle, tiny as it is, blossoms into being on a metaphysical plane only he can see, and follows the child like a benevolent will-o’-the-wisp. Hell wouldn’t even notice. Heaven—the Supreme Arch-fucking-angel himself—wouldn’t notice. But he does. Aziraphale does, and he watches with breath caught and thrashing in his throat. Something deep in his chest is burning, a spitfire of grief and absence and loss. Heaven is terribly cold. And Soho, despite its billowing flashes of light and sounds of laughter, is much the same.  And with so much space between them, the night has never felt so lonely.

[bisquid]

Do you ever discover a new fandom, rush gleefully to ao3 for that sweet sweet fic.... And immediately discover that the majority of the fandom seems to have taken a very different reading of the source material? Like it's not a problem but it's a bit jarring to discover a fandom that's got so much potential for (for example) found family fic, seems to be populated almost exclusively by either inexplicable (to you) pairings and/or dark takes on a bunch of extremely lawful good characters, you know?

[warrior-of-storms]

Been thinking 90s/2000s TimBer thoughts (because they could've been good had DC not ruined literally everything!! we could have had it all!! it still should've been Kon but like. if it had to be Bernard could it at least have been Bernard?) and I was like "...man I wish there was a way to look for fics that were made before Flashpoint. Can't use the new characterizations if they don't exist yet" and then I experienced a beautiful shining moment where I remembered that AO3 does in fact have a feature like that

[edith-is-a-cat]

Everything is too loud there is too many smells FUCK SWEATY TEENAGERS EVERYTHING FEELS FUCKING STICKY

[xplrvibes]

They really need to stop wearing baggy clothes. God, I hate that stylist.

I don't disagree, perse; but, this ask was so out of left field that I didn't even know who you were talking about at first 🤣.

[lethalwizard]

please gojo gifsets i have to train my stupid coworker please save me gojo gifsets

[thinkinpoink]

Day saved: learnt how to create and utilize slicers in Excel

[racke7]

Realized that I can just... build a web-app for my Hackmon-excel-sheet. Something that lets me build a pokemon-team with any move/ability combination, and then displays that as a team with weaknesses/resists and even coverage.

I mean, it's not rocket-science, even if it's kind of a big project. Especially now that I'm technically studying web-apps. Probably some stuff I don't know (like how to implement a database properly), but nothing insurmountable.

So, I set up a brief overview-plan to figure out what features I'd want from it, and then started pacing back and forth thinking and getting excited about it.

Then I realized that it's only -7C outside today, and it's been snowing for weeks. And I have to use the car tomorrow.

So I decided to redirect all of this energy into instead digging out my car from underneath half a meter of snow.

Which wasn't fun. But worked out alright. Sidenote, I don't have a radio-antenna anymore. For no particular reason. Definitely didn't forget that it existed and accidentally break it off when trying to remove all of the snow.

So now I'm way too exhausted to think about creating web-apps, and I... should probably pay my bills before all of the red days, shouldn't I? Oof. Being an adult sucks.

[lizbethborden]

I found my schoolwork folder from my old laptop and I'm not saying everything I ever wrote was so great, but. I was honestly cooking with some of this. I did some fiction I did some memoir and I wrote some bangin term papers

[vipier-a]

listen alkemi tris is a no brainer bc poisons and all that but consider … heartrender tris. upside: very efficient way to kill people, much power, probably more than he deserves. downside: some degree of the same reason why being force sensitive in sw verses is difficult to him, bc he probably has issues disengaging with feeling the physical reactions of those around him to their emotions which can be both overwhelming and DEEPLY uncomfortable since he’d much rather pretend feelings don’t exist for anyone ever including himself at baseline.

[novelconcepts]

God, you sound like you have a wonderful family! That really made my day.

Oh good! I do love those goobers. We’ve all got the same idiotic dark sense of humor, we’re mostly gay, we largely have the same face with slight variations. It’s mayhem every time we’re together.

[teafiend]

Screenshots and gifs credited to @Nungchae (Twitter/X)

KGY is so, so pretty 😍😍😍