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How did Treasure Planet manage to come up with the greatest aesthetic in all human history? Victorian elegance plus space-age flair, with just enough dirt and grime and wear and tear to make it feel real? A combination of traditional and computer animation that perfectly embodies the movie's blend of old and futuristic? How does it get any better than that?
#treasure planet#turned it on on a whim#because sylvia's lovers put me in the mood for sailing ship vibes#and it turns out it fits in really well with the north and south space opera i've been thinking about again#it's really hard for me not to give thornton a giant beautiful space sailing ship#(no you can't do it! the point is that they're industrial and purely functional!)#also i've got another post brewing about how treasure planet is an excellent boy's adventure coming-of-age story#and we need more of those because i feel like the genre doesn't exist in the same way these days#but i'm not sure i could say what i mean without getting folks up in arms#so i'm keeping it to the tags
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thinking about how maomao's pain and poison thresholds are so high that she barely feels any injuries she's had, so much so that even when the gash in her leg opened (repeatedly and on multiple occasions, from her overstraining her body) she would only notice because of the blood, but when jinshi bites her (ref light novel volume four, p.219) she can feel it... that's a metaphor, to me
#the apothecary diaries#maomao#jinshi#i have terrible brainworms about them#natsu hyuuga... thank u for your efforts#maomao in particular is such an interesting character to me because god she is such a good unreliable narrator#she's convinced she hasn't been affected by the trauma of her past experiences but even so she functions primarily on one basis#and that is self preservation#she's not unaware of her own actions in that regard but she sees them purely as logical tendencies and not an ingrained coping mechanism#i have so much more to say but that will probably be it's own post#the light novels are simply excellence to me#i've yet to start the manga but i'm on volume five of the light novels at the moment. insane stuff i am obsessed
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"I'm... I'm here to tell you..." To tell him what? That it's fine? That I don't hate you? That everything is fine? That I don't blame you for having killed Jin ZiXuan? It was impossible. But she couldn't say anything that was the opposite either. And so, she didn't know what else she could say to Wei Wei WuXian, under such circumstances. It was just that she felt like she had to see this brother of hers once more. / "You ran so fast, I could hardly get a look at you."
The Untamed vs Leonard Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat
#there is an EXCELLENT jiang cheng wei wuxian edit out there to this song and i think jiang yanli deserves a little leonard cohen too <3#as a treat <3#just that line that i guess that i miss you i guess i forgive you!#and yes i DID change the last line so it suits her final sacrifice better#that quote is from the novel which i am becoming frighteningly close to reading one day#anyway!#jiang yanli#the untamed#theuntamededit#that shot of her and wei wuxian staring at each other her in her mourning clothes is one of my favorite shots in the show it makes me WAIL#so apologies for using it in every edit ever#also if you're wondering why no gifs? my screenrecorder function is buggy so :/ screenshots only for me alas
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I archived the magnus archives
idk link to the full thing is here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vA6kin0H5bk_Nu15WTnwmAEPTAx9MLVO/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=117712544114786577413&rtpof=true&sd=true
I genuinely don't know what anyone would use this for, and honestly doing recreational paperwork is crazy and i need to sit with myself for a bit and think about this one
anyway john's case numbering system sucks so i made a new one, not really that good but it acts better as a call number system. In real life there would be albums and catalogue numbers but thank god the magnus institute archive does NOT exist so that's not an issue
#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#i literally did an unpaid shift as an archival assistant then came home and did this#autism overload#also dear god using smooth delicious Microsoft excel at work makes google sheets feel like one of those fake children's play toy-#-computers like what the hell why is office 365 so damn expensive i want nice cells i want capitalisation functions google sheets count you#damn days count your days thats what im trying to day#and don't tell me its an ethical issue for the statement givers last name to be in the call number#the magnus institute kills people i don't think they care
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Apple My Love Quick Pitch
Apple My Love is the first GL from Kongthup, and I am already obsessed.
As of ep 1, it looks like this show is going to be dealing with:
Figuring yourself out after life doesn't go how you expect
Recovering eyesight after surgery and dealing with that change in ability [so far minimal, I hope it comes up more]
The difference between idolizing someone and loving someone
Great friend group dynamics
Great sibling dynamics
The deep embarrassment of being too gay to function
Starting on a misunderstanding and building back to understanding one another in a workplace context
Identity porn
There are also a lot of familiar faces in this show, almost everyone here has been in a couple of Kongthup shows. Orm (playing Kris) was in La Pluie, Folk (playing Karn) was in the now-maybe-not-going-to-happen Be Mine that we got a long trailer for last year, and the boys in this series are all from Monster Next Door, Knock Knock Boys, Two Worlds, and/or Unforgotten Night.
If you need any more incentive, this show is so pretty. To prove it, here's the trailer.
6 episodes total, airing every Saturday at 11:45 AM EDT (10:45 PM GMT +8) on GagaOOLala and WeTV (check your region) and a cut version is also airing on YouTube (I assumed it was cut but h/t to @yet-another-wlw-shipper in the reblogs for confirming it is NOT).
#apple my love#gl meta#typed so that i can stop thinking it#i am so stoked for this series#the first episode was excellent#i find secondhand embarassment hard to watch and my skin was crawling but it was so well done that i persevered#Kris is too relatable#she is the embodiment of too gay to function#Let's fucking go!!!!!#gl series#sapphic media
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just made TWO different phone calls to two different medical offices to schedule two different horrible appointments. only one of them picked up but the one that didn't I left a voicemail. like a fuckin' BOSS
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can the basement they run R out of just collapse already
#i hate statistics well i dont hate statistics i can manage just fine in excel thanks. i hate that i need to code my statistics#like i just cant see what it's doing so i cant understand why it's not working. im trying so hard to learn all the stupid little functions#and it's still not working
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#Orion space women#orion pirates#sexually harassing androids#androids#be gone thot#fully functional#lore war#male harem#data star trek#data soong#st tng#star trek: tng#lore soong#star trek comics#green skin#excellent job on android tones here tyvm colorist#star trek tng#detective!data#wonder what it SMELLS like in there?#star trek aliens
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Top 20 IF Formulas in Excel – A Complete Guide
Excel’s IF function is the backbone of decision-making formulas, allowing users to automate calculations and streamline data analysis. Whether you’re a beginner or advanced Excel user, knowing how to use the IF function in various combinations is essential. In this guide, we’ll explore the Top 20 IF Formulas that can significantly improve your Excel workflow. From basic comparisons to complex…
#Excel AVERAGE#Excel conditional formulas#Excel formulas#Excel formulas for beginners#Excel IF function#Excel IF with VLOOKUP#Excel logic functions#Excel SUM#Excel tips#Excel tutorial#IF formula examples#nested IF Excel#Radiant Resume#RadiantResume
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A while back you made a post talking about yakumo and his sensitivity to temperature and I haven't stopped thinking about it. imagine when winter comes around and yakumo becomes progressively sluggish, usually staying in the kitchen and not leaving for hours, always making something near the stove to feel a little warmth from the flames or from a little taste of the things he's making (soup probably), or him picking up the habit of bundling himself up and staying in the library to read and nap. maybe when it starts getting even colder he barely leaves his room because its too uncomfortably cold for him, and if he does he's probably looking for eiden to help him warm up, but if eidens not around he gets antsy and looks for somebody else in the mansion, but he's too shy to ask and looks at whoever with his wet eyes so they know he's cold and wants a cuddle
*inhales deeply* ah yes. you understand. you envision it all so clearly. rightly so. gEt in the wAy, everybody, snake burrito walking the halls very very slowly!!!!!!! (i was about to say get OUT of the way but that would probably make yakumo colder so why not do him a favour and collide with him on your way to another room)
#feesh answer#once it drops below a certain temperature he is not leaving the kitchen#he's sleeping in a cupboard stowed above the biggest fire source. if that's even possible.#all the spare pots and pans on the floor now. that's the only way for snake to have room in the warming zone#or you really will see a large snake blanket burrito. a triple breaded snake tempura. a swiss roll cake where all the cream is wool#standing in front of the massive soup pot. permanently stirring. steaming his face above the liquid#lost in the soup#he needs a walking space heater attached to him at all times in winter#i think the wolf pups or blade will do an excellent job at that#they all live in the mansion together most of the time right? shouldn't be too difficult ehehe#honestly blade wouldn't mind just snuggling up to yakumo as a nightly duty HAHA. and garu on the other side...#warmest snake in klein...#*tosses eiden on top of all three of them. just for good measure*#actually *leaves the room to gather the rest of the clan* PRACTICALITY BE DAMNED. THEY'RE ALL GOING IN THE NIGHTLY SNUGGLE PILE#maybe they'll all vibrate yakumo to death. like the bees#sorry where was i#right. as i was thinking. if oli can slap together a paired warming vibrating necklace(? questionable) powered by essence#other similar warming devices shouldn't be impossible to create hmm?#get yakumo a robe that functions like an electric heated blanket. but essence powered#idc whose essence. either the snakes overflowing power will be put to good use or yakumo can warm up in his beloveds' essensual energy#that way he can still walk around and do his regular stuff . but he can look fluffy while doing so#yakumo crossing paths with kuya in the hallway one night. they are both wearing fluffy decadent robes.#it's like walking in a spa. and the purple fox is making his robes look super milfy. meanwhile yaku is just comfy#the power of personality and how it affects your presentation in a fluffy robe...#nu carnival yakumo
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adulterous rhaenyra does make me giggle bc you know if alicent ever went outside their marriage rhaenyra & the affair partner would end up on the 6 o clock news <3 delightful little hypocrite
it's almost as though rhaenyra is canonically a character who fundamentally believes that as a result of her birth, blood, rank and station that the rules governing everyone else do not apply to her because she as The Chosen One™️ (literally, figuratively, spiritually) is a creator, and not a creature, of law
#rhaenyra feeling yoked and bound by duty - but entirely untouched by “rules” - is such an excellent commentary on monarchy in general#as duty is--of course--self imposed; read: voluntary#as aegon's behaviour demonstrates: nobody but rhaenyra is enforcing rhaenyra's loyalty to her father's legacy#as demonstrated even in the british monarchy#there are those who choose to assign (and then respect) some otherworldly meaning and import to the mantle (george vi)#and there are those to whom it is simply and nakedly a banal class privilege (edward viii)#fitting to see emma d'arcy in antigone when that is the basic archetype of their role in HOTD as well#rhaenyra is also - much like long fucking speech queen antigone - a person who seeks and craves attention from people she loves#and not just in a functional way#rhaenicent fanfic
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I SWEAR I have seen a big masterpost of closeup references for Neve's prosthetic!! Multiple times!!! I know for a fact I reblogged it at least once!!! I have been scrolling for TWO FUCKING HOURS does ANYONE know the post I'm talking about I need it. For reasons
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#davg#neve gallus#help me obiwan#pleeeeeaaaaase i know it exists!!!!!!!!! somewhere!!!!#functional webbed site and its excellent search feature
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stats is due in around 9 hours.
and I just discovered you could doodle in excel
also I'm still stuck on question 1
#it was supposed to be lydia from beetlejuice#but no way am I gonna continue it I gotta focus#I've wasted so much time already#love the excel drawing function. but im struggling enough to pay attention to my hw
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okay so when i was writing this, i had a whole scene written about how steve is a video game guy and bought himself the SNES when it came out as a reward for getting through undergrad and loves the mario franchise in particular. i ended up cutting it out for the sake of brevity, but it got me thinking
In 2008, Steve and Eddie give their daughters a Nintendo Wii as a collective Christmas gift, and with it comes Mario Kart.
Now, nothing rivals the Harrington Family Mario Kart experience – there’s ganging up on each other and mocking the CPUs and throwing Wii remotes across the room and relentless trash talk. It is an all-time favorite game to play as a family.
That being said – Eddie is horrible at Mario Kart, even the janky earlier versions. He’s able to hold his own against his seven- and five-year old for about as long as it takes for them to figure out the controls (which is approx. two days for Moe, and Robbie’s right behind her). After that, he’s consistently getting destroyed by not only his husband, but also his elementary school-aged children.
Steve, on the other hand, is excellent at Mario Kart. He went easy on the girls while they were learning but the second they had it figured out and started to become real competition for him, it was over. He is also extremely competitive, something Moe and Robbie absolutely picked up from him, so by the time the Nintendo Switch is released in 2017, Mario Kart had become a very serious family affair (much to Eddie’s chagrin).
Eddie gets one look at Metal Mario and insists on playing as him because…metal. Duh. But then he’s careening uncontrollably around the course, spending more time soaring off the track than actually driving on it, and he can’t figure out why.
Robbie: Different characters have different stats, Dad.
Eddie: What the fuck are his stats then?
Robbie: Pretty sure he’s, like, one of the fastest ones.
So he switches over to Lemmy (because “that’s a kick-ass head of hair”) and comfortably ambles around the course, never placing higher than eighth but also no longer sending himself flying off into the abyss.
Hazel inherited her dad’s lack of proclivity for the game (though she’s definitely still better at it than him – it would be hard not to be). She likes the “cute” ones – the babies, the villagers, Toad and Toadette – and she usually chooses a novelty cart like the carousel horse. She also doesn’t have that competitive need to win, which is good because Moe, Robbie, and Steve can collectively bring the “healthy” tension-level to its max capacity.
Moe’s guiding force in choosing a Mario Kart character is a healthy mix of aesthetic and irony. She usually opts for King Boo. She also maintains that the stats don’t actually mean anything, and that she drives the same regardless of who she plays as
Steve and Robbie completely disagree with this. They are arguably the best at Mario Kart out of the entire family, and they’re pretty much matched, skill-wise. As such, they have very strong feelings about those stats that Moe says don’t matter because they tend to be the determining factor in who actually wins.
Steve is always using new combinations of characters and karts – he has an Excel spreadsheet for tracking what he’s tried out and everything.
Conversely, Robbie has firmly settled on Rosalina and will not change her mind.
Steve: There’s, like, six characters way faster than her!
Robbie: It’s about the traction, Pop.
#becoming a functioning adult turned steve into an excel guy#the booster course wave releases were no joke to steve and robbie#she literally came home from college for the 3rd and 4th ones so they could try the tracks out together the second they dropped#liv’s steddie dads verse#steddie dads#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson
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weird thing about being sick: you spend a lot of time thinking about your own pee
#personal#text post#mine is excellent btw#one of the few functions that is going A-OK rn#medical mystery tour 2025
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give me film noir recommendations. my life is so over i need something new to get into. i could understand how film noir could potentially go crazy. plz…… thank u
i like to use this and this for noir specifics... frankly i use rym custom charts for finding noirs as it gives me some more useful, concise info to decide what to watch and then use the other sites as a point of reference-- i dont worry about the score much at all but rym does tend to point me in swell directions... this was the first noir i watched on my recent spree and its considered a second tier noir bit i felt watching it if this was second tier id hop skippity at the rest (which i did/have) ... this being said nothing will save u but urself and what you personally have deemed of interest and passion so if noirs dont do the trick something else will im sure of it. theres a lot of noirs worth going crazy about but none will mean nothing if you havent gone crazy at the hints of it before
#the q&a#the other night i watched kiss me deadly for the first time that was an AMAZING watch#sweet smell of success is also great but i found it a bit too 50s for my noir tastes (its still a perfect movie though)#i just finished watching the maltese falcon a few minutes ago and theres so much twin peaks has taken strait up from it#brute force is still as shocking today as it was then and the guy that wrote it was blacklisted in hollywood for being a communist...#he did a lot of excellent work though and you can follow that thread as your own private detective via rym !#i personally LOVE odd man out i had to get my own copy of it but as noir as it is its equally odd for its genre#the third man is a great watch id rec after that one (same director) but the lady of shanghai is greater than both#nightmare alley is also such a great movie esp if youve seen freaks before#i could go on and on.#oh yeah sunset blvd obv. lynch loved that one and it shows in his (and everyone elses) work.#honestly watch a few decide if u like it and if u do take ur fave directors (for me i took lynchs word) top movies as recs (if theyre old i#oh but rym is great bc its just as easy to find everyones faves as it is to find niche works. and u can add genres to sort so if u prefer x#with more y u can find it and go down that grapevine more easily#rym is like if tumblr were what it makes itself out to be. and do it functionally
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