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lazyasriel · 7 months

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my partner and I both love doing bits but are also both extremely neurodivergent so don't always realise that the other person is not being serious so we've developed a system so no one gets offended when we randomly start fake arguments (we almost never argue seriously)

the person starting the bit will call ACTION (it has to be loudly like a director would) to let the other person know and as soon as someone starts to feel uncomfortable or wants to be serious again they can call CUT

in between those calls we just yes-and each other for as long as we can like we're an improv duo

10/10 would recommend to all my fellow neurodivergent folks

#improvisation #improv #yes and #neurodivergent #austistic #neurodivergent tips #commit to the bit #autism #fake arguments

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erratic-brainrot · 2 years

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All fruits and veggies suck *coughs up blood*

I’m not a big fan of most fruits, BUT HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU SAY SHIT AGAINST VEGGIES! THEYRE SO GOOD TO US! They make me healthy! They taste yummy! And make me stronggg!!!!

How could you deny corn? Bell pepper? My bestie carrots or broccoli?!?!

This is by far the most evilest take I’ve seen so far >:000000 bad behaviour

Timeout corner!!! Now!!! Haha

#argue with me for funny #funnee #meme #argue with me #me talking #jokes #fake arguments

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problemduetest4life · 1 month

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I love me some one-sided kevjean, but I want that to be in the flashbacks. I want Jean to be cursing his younger self for loving Kevin. In TSC, I want Jean to be the #1 Kevin hater. I want the one-sided love to turn into one-sided beef. I want Kevin to be chilling at PSU, minding his business, while Jean is trying to explode him with his mind from across the country.

#jean in the shower imagining scenarios and winning fake arguments with kevin #its necessary #jean moreau #kevin day #kevjean #the sunshine court #tsc #aftg

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agendercryptidlev · 4 months

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Torchwood gets massive props from me for using the "character gets tricked into thinking they did something terrible and confesses it to their loved one" trope with the loved one instead of freaking out just going "no you fucking didn't. We're going to figure out what's actually going on here"

#Seriously I was cringing so hard expecting some big freak out but then Jack was like 'no you didn't do that's #And he was clever enough to try multiple strategies to figure out what was going on with Ianto!#Like my brother was like 'u can open your eyes now Jack isn't stupid'#Who is stupid is Adam who still tries the whole 'i made them better!' argument on Jack #After making Jack's boyfriend have a traumatic panic attack by implanting fake memories in his head #Like Adam girly just replace his memories of reading the diary to include you and then steal and hide the diary #Torchwood #Jack Harkness #Ianto Jones #Janto

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trollingyoualways · 2 years

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#meme #memes #relatable memes #fake arguments #shower #funny memes #ninethmemeoftheday

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manyfandomsonelog · 9 months

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Wrightworth are absolutely the type of couple that would be able to finish each other’s sentences and tell what the other person is going to say before they even say it, but they would primarily use this ability to just have the most incomprehensible arguments on earth.

Like.

Phoenix: I—

Edgeworth: We are not doing this again, I have already stated my opinion on the matter.

Phoenix: But I just think—

Edgeworth: —Yes, I know, and I think that—

Phoenix: —But that’s stupid!

Edgeworth: Just because you were an art major doesn’t mean that—

Phoenix: —Yes it does!

Edgeworth: No it does not! Just because you—

Phoenix: —Rightfully—

Edgeworth: —Just because you don’t appreciate the beauty of—

Phoenix: I swear to god if you say oil paintings—

Edgeworth: —oil paintings, doesn’t mean—

Apollo, who stopped by to ask a question and has been listening to them do this for 20 minutes: You know what it’s ok I’ll just come back later

#this is how I entertain myself now by making up fake arguments for these guys #this is so funny to me #wrightworth #ace attorney #narumitsu

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kuzcoskingdom · 4 months

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#disney #the emperor's new groove #disneyedit #animationedit #disneyfeverdaily #fyeahdisney #animationsdaily #animationsource #kuzco #pacha #my edits #the way this is literally the kind of jokey fake argument i would have with my dad #i love them lmao #also i'm trying to improve the way that i color this movie. i think this looks all right!#gifs #🌟

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forestryprompts · 6 months

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Character A: I never asked for this, and I can't pretend anymore!

Character B: We're in this together, like it or not. We have a responsibility.

Character A: I need more than just responsibility. I need love, and I'm tired of faking it.

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ginumo · 1 year

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what if fake peppino actually was bruno before he was peppino 👁️👁️

#pizza tower #pizza tower bruno #bruno pizza tower #pizza tower pizzaface #tl;dr bruno was the previous owner of peppino pizza and was peppinos mentor #bruno got a job offer at the pizza tower and so he gave the pizzeria to peppino instead #the pizzeria started losing customers cause it changed owners and the pizza didnt taste the same #pizzaface (like the airheaded fuck he is) thought the success came because pf peppino so he wanted to turn bruno into peppino instead #they get into an argument yadda yadda and fake peppino is born :)#the reason why fake peppino looks so odd compared to the other peppiclones is because he was actually built on bruno #while the other peppiclones were made of cheeseslimes from zero #which are easier to mold

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milimeters-morales · 7 months

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Jeff: I don’t want you hanging out with that Hobie boy! He’s bad news! He’s a murderer!

Miles: okay but he’s also a really good person!

Hobie just to make the argument worse and piss them off:

#it’s been forever since i used this format of posting #i’ve been hesitant lately bc i feel like i was just faking it #notice how rio isn’t in this argument? because i know her better than anyone else #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #hobie brown #jefferson morales #spiderpunk #spider punk #m&m posts

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random-lil-illing · 2 months

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part two to my last post because im only allowed 10 images per post :(

#carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego twitter au #twitter au #twitter #fake tweets #social media au #unreality #carmen sandiego unreality #tweets #team red tell each other via memes to avoid serious arguments.#this started when carm turned off her comms during her first mission without warning player and he got mad #so he scolded her about it with a meme and carmen not only learned her lesson she thought it was HILARIOUS #so she did it to zack and ivy and now they all do it to each other. yes thry even do it to shadowsan and he never gets it #also unrelated but player would definitely try to doxx people who insult carmen on twitter but shed stop him.. just barely tho #anyway #enjoy the burnt food #<3

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oceanwithouthermoon · 3 months

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kaido thinks hes kubosais designated third wheel, when actually theyve been trying to worm him into the polycule for months

#meow posting one of their fav ships no one else likes again #someone tell me to shut the fuck up #tbh i think this situation technically would work better with established kubokai instead but-#um saiki is a telepath. LOL idk how he wouldnt know #conveniently is wearing his germanium ring at all times ?? erm dumb #canon divergence where hes powerless for a little longer and that happens to be when kubokai starts dating and this happens? mmm yea maybe #i have a fake dating kubosai wip where saikis 'powerless' for longer and he thinks kubokai r crushing on each other #it's complicated and also was never written beyond one chapter (which happens to be a big argument) but its similar to this kind of ? idk #no straight up powerless au though i honestly dislike those erm sorry #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo #kuboyasu aren #kaido shun #kubosai #saikai #kubokai #kubosaikai #meows post

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zykamiliah · 3 months

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corporal punishment=/=abuse

corporal punishment=/=deliberately allowing a child to use a manual that would kill him in the long run

corporal punishment=/=allowing and enabling bullying in your own peak

corporal punishment=/=putting a child to sleep in a woodshed

corporal punishment=/=sending a child to fight against a demon elder

corporal punishment=/=pushing a child into literal hell

hope that helps ♥

#svsss #lol there's this “new” sj stannie posting bullshit takes and their argument is ofc #“CoRpOraL pUniSHmeNT wAs nOrMaL iN anCIeNT tImEs”#which it's nothing new tbh i've heard that a few times already #also seems to be operating under the assumption that lbh was “rejected” by SJ???? lol no #SJ owned LBH basic human decency since he choose him as a disciple #i guess putting him to sleep in the woodshed and letting the other disciples mistreat and bully him was normal in ANCIENT TIMES too #why don't you go back to reading the qijiu extras #there's this part that I love #where SJ explicitly thinks that a 14 years old lbh should be dead already from using the fake cultivation manual #that's called premeditated murder attempt if you didn't know lol #discourse #shen jiu #fandom wank

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funkily · 4 months

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IM SORRY FALSE I COULD ONLY DO 12 .. she probably wouldve swept anyways like tbh .

youre legally required to tell me why btw . try and vote before looking at prev tags though so we have your unbiased opinion

#thinking about doing one for s1 but i feel like roseblings would sweep . codfather doesnt count hes not greasy hes slimy #voted shelby . btw . shes busy ok . her appearance is barely held together by elementary illusion magic and a dream #theres an argument for all the girls i think . but gem is partially made of sunlight she doesnt have to deal with all that #and katherine has to take a shower every morningon account of . the sweat and the blood #oli is also up there because the olipeligo doesnt exactly have . plumbing . but he steals gems shampoo and washes in a waterfall or smth #thats actually why he faked his own death he used all gems shampoo after she left and he could only hide it with his hat for so long #empires smp #babbleeng

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reasoncourt · 3 months

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idk who needs to hear this but you can hate taylor swift without siding with the ai porn guys. disliking her isn’t an act of misogyny but ai porn of her is an act of misogyny despite her whiteness and wealth and power. like this is fr my problem with most ppl who hate her - they just abandon all of their principles when it comes to her. like we do realise she can suck and also not deserve nonconsenual porn made of her right?

#srry for ppl who haven’t seen this discourse hahaha #i’m just so ???? about it #reminds me of when everyone was taking kanye’s side years ago with that phone call thing #because they hate taylor swift #and it’s like - ok think what u want about the phone call and her reaction #but u have to agree that him making a fake nude plastic replica of her naked body #to have sleeping in bed with him in his music video #was actually disgusting #like she was 25 i think #and everyone was like ‘white woman victimhood tears wealthy woman boo’ etc #and it’s like ok ok but the music video was fucked up #we think the music video was massively wrong right #guys? guys??!!!#right?!!!!#anywho #just needed a rant #this shit affects more than just celebrities #and i don’t think ‘she deserves it’ should ever be an argument #no matter what you think of the victim #when it comes to this stuff #dl

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patsypsyop · 5 months

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its mad funny when i get hate dms then get blocked by the person. how cowardly do you have to be to try to be a bitch then block someone

like 💀 fix your relationship with your parents no wonder they didnt want you, i wouldnt either

#misa we never fucking talk get a hobby. stop making fun of people and find a way to make use of your miserable lifw #yes i faked my suicide. it was funny. i dont feel empathy and i dont care if it hurt people #but i was spammed with hate dms and lost a bunch of friends #you wouldve faked suicide too. its more pathetic to get into arguments online that to suibait #if i have an issue with one of your friends you can stay out of it. holy shit bro #get offline and find some real friends

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