#fake hares

[rabbitsociety]

how fuckd up would it be if rabbits had tumblr….

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i cant believe leporidae on this site dont know how to courtship correctly. an anon just asked me why their relationship isnt working even though he only chased her for 5 minutes. any buck thats worth it would at LEAST have the energy to run for 7 hours!

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haters are mad my snow coat grew out better than theirs! cant help it if im surviving this winter!

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my hungry ass could never live next to a gardener…

#tunnelr is sooo easy

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met this girl online and turns out she wasnt a ‘doe’ she was a DOE. a deer. we both met near the canyon lakes and guess who almost got trampled!! fml

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i want Benedict Cucumberpatch to sign my dewlap SO BAD!!!

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is this really how i talked back in 2011

#why was i like that

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omhg i NEED him sooo bad.. he could fix me in every single way

#freaking out rn #writing a new chapter for that angst fic about his family btw!!

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what would happen if i tried to chase the hunters dogs instead of them chasing me..

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hopital.

#not the gotcha i thought it was

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[snick-cooler]

Here's a bunch of art I haven't posted here!

1 - Francis's new neighbor has a haunting aura (someone made a design for death in AH and I had to draw it)

2 - Jonah used to draw himself with wings as a kid, but surely that was just childhood fantasy, right?

3 - Fake Gabby for someone on the EP Discord

4 - Peppino and Gabby styleswap

5 - Friend Snicky is easily frightened

6 - Prolonged exposure to angel hares has taken its toll on Jonah

7 - I don't have any useful or meaningful context for this one

[tokiko220]

Drew Majors Hatter and Hare like a month ago and entirely forgot to post it.... Bleh~ ( „❛ ؂ -„)✧

[lillyviarabbit]

REMEMBER!! "the bouny...🐇" is for things that are bouny, and "not the bouny...🐇". thank you

[twinktor-frankenstein]

I can't believe they killed my fucking dog

[toacody]

Name Request

As some of you who have followed me for a while may remember, I lost my dad over 3 years ago. While I was able to get through the incident, it nevertheless inspired me to concoct a Trio of Mythical Fakemon, and after 3 years I’ve finally had them illustrated by Nyula on Twitter. Now comes the crux of this post: I am here to ask for submissions of potential names for these guys. Apart from the usual parameters for Pokemon names I only ask that all three names begin with the letter “A”. To help with the process, below is a list of key inspirations. (Also all three are Normal/Ghost.)

The Three Hares

The Riddles of the Sphinx (yes there is a second one)

Alchemy

The Philosopher’s Stone

The Three Primes/Essentials

The Tale of the Three Brothers

The Myth of the Moon Rabbit

Harvey (1950)

“In this world, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant. Now for years I was smart; I recommend pleasant.”

Turn the World Around by Harry Belafonte

I ask that submissions are made to this blog as text posts with the headline Hare Trio Names. Be sure to include the names in order of the images in this post as well as a detailed explanation of each. If there are any further questions, please submit them as Asks with the headline Hare Trio Question.

[redshamrock56]

Fake screenshot with Amelia and Xavier.

[ladyseidr]

some light-hearted and/or silly headcanons for the fn.af muses!! ( crossed out because some kept getting sad or dark sorry LMAO )

is a big fan of snow. his family used to travel to the mountains regularly ( i swear this headcanon isn't getting any sadder than that. ) obv it's a lot less likely to snow in hurricane, but y'know. if it ever did? oh boy. it's definitely a very bad idea to let him out into it ( melting water getting into his circuitry and all that ), but he will ask. more than once. insistently. catch him standing in front of the windows just staring outside

absolutely does have a british accent despite it making so little sense ( born in utah to a very english father, a french american mother with an indecipherable accent, and surrounded by americans. it's funny to me. ) he tried to lose the accent post-william going missing. it lasted a singular attempt in public. he just can't fake accents. he will reply to any questions about where in england he's from with a deadpan "utah" however, and yes he does find that kinda funny

genuinely actually like so good with kids. not just the big performing and playing, but she's very good with the emotional side of things. she's hung out with kids who were left alone or had been bullied more than once. she generally gets very attached to individuals who spend time with her and remembers things like names and birthdays completely organically ( as in, susie remembers them herself ) on the flip side, she doesn't take it well when an older child stops coming to the pizzeria or a family moves away. in many ways, she sees herself like those children she tries to help—rejected and alone, save for the band

completely oblivious to the animatronics becoming haunted until it's near impossible to ignore. definitely thinks their coding is just fucked up at first. he only really decides even that when he's working late one night, looks up, and sees bonnie just standing in the half-open door. staring. he doesn't recognize the actual hauntings for years. at first because he simply doesn't believe in ghosts, and, later, because he's in denial. either way, the animatronics speaking to him in strangely human ways will always send shivers up his spine

aunt who lets her niece and nephews get away with literally anything. william is like "please don't let them have too many sweets while i'm gone" and she's like "yeah no of course" and then the door shuts and she turns to them and is like "so let's go out for ice cream" in all seriousness, jayne dotes because she knows shit's been hard ( the divorce, and then later the loss of CC and elizabeth ). she can and will try to dote on mike even when he's a teen/adult because she really does sympathize. ( mini bonus william hc: he absolutely knows this goes on, but jayne just generally gets a free pass from him on most things LMAO )

he really does just have the time of his life when he first becomes sentient. like, he's not really fully aware during The Horrors, and he genuinely loves performing. unironically views william as his perfect, amazing creator until he does realize. spring is never dangerous in the way the others are—he's not haunted, not really. still, he wanders at night, even when he's long, loooong out of use. he talks with far too much self-awareness to night guards and other staff. he begins to glitch out generally, but he's usually only dangerous toward one person: william.

[usagimen]

sayuri vc: I'm in danger

[c0dykinz]

what if poptropica villians had tumblr lmao

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🐇 drhare

normalize being fucked up and evil 83

#im tired of getting blocked for kidnapping children #stop being mean to me because of my villain swag >8/

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if you support the protectors DNI they killed my wife

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shut up

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how the hell are you on popplr you're not even from poptropica

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time crystals

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oh

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live blogging escaping from arturus!

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oh no

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HELP IMDYING

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LMAOOO dude are you livetweeting crashing your spaceship and dying

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s1l3nc3 w3nch

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are there any aliens up there

#please say yes #aliens #space

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Reblog if you love cryptids!!! :)

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i love cryptids

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leave me alone :(((

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no

[toxooz]

discrete reminder 4 myself give Ollie better attire 😪

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[house-of-slayterr]

The Batfam with @animegoddexx And I’d Characters:

[toacody]

These are the names I have decided to settle on for my Hare Trio. Thank you to Reddit user tlefonmann for the suggestion. (Got a similar naming philosophy to Zacian and Zamazenta.)

I have also posted them to my deviantArt if any want to leave specific comments.

[blue-and-art]

Star Fox Arena: Story Modes - Krystal (Preview!)

Folks on twitter have spoken and want to see a preview of Krystal’s story mode, so I have decided that, instead of making a google doc, I’ll post the first two scenes here on Twitter.

STAR FOX ARENA

Story Mode

Character: Krystal

Italics indicates unspoken inner monologue/narration

General Synopsis: Forty years ago, the “revolutionary” self-sustaining space colony Fortinbras disappeared. Now, it has suddenly returned, with no one responding to any transmissions sent to it.

The Star Fox team becomes involved when General Pepper sends them to investigate—namely, to locate a man named Jack Redmond, commander of the Warhounds militia who went to investigate the colony and sent out a distress call before going silent.

———

(A view of space.)

Space is a fascinating contradiction in and of itself. Vast, open emptiness, and yet so full of…things. Planets. Meteoroids. Lifeless detritus from decades of war, and millennia of astral objects both coming into existence and ceasing to be.

There are those who are fascinated by the vastness of space, and others who are utterly terrified by it. Honestly, I can see both cases.

If you ask me, there’s one thing that’s for absolutely certain: No matter who you are, there is a place for you in this vast universe.

Or at least, there was at one point.

Even having comfortably adjusted to my life as it is now…there are still pangs of yearning. The place where I was born and raised. I hadn’t even seen the entirety of the planet, gone beyond my homeland’s own borders, and it was wrenched away from me in an instant.

Everything, just a memory.

INT. GREAT FOX, KRYSTAL’S ROOM

The sound of the intercom pulls me from my thoughts.

R.O.B. 64

Attention, Star Fox Team: All personnel to the bridge.

We have a job, then? At least, a potential one. I stretch as I rise to my feet, making my way for the door. I can already hear the very distinct sound of Slippy running past on the other side.

The hall leading to the bridge is actually not that long, but as my memories continue to pull at me, it seems to extend before my very eyes.

And then, to my embarrassment, I understand it’s because my pace has slowed down. I pick up the pace to go to the bridge.

INT. GREAT FOX BRIDGE

I’m the last to arrive. Fox gives me a warm smile and a nod as I walk into the room. Falco is seated off to the side, distracted by a tablet in one hand as his other arm is resting atop the back of his chair. Peppy is at his own desk, and from what I can see of the screen, it appears he’s looking at criminal dossiers—in the time I’ve been part of Star Fox, I can recognize some of the faces that flash on the screen as career criminals. Slippy, in the middle of a conversation with Fox, gets distracted by something on Peppy’s screen and walks over to look. With that, Fox turns his attention to me.

FOX

You okay? You look kinda tired.

KRYSTAL

I’m fine, thanks—just got pulled out of my meditation unexpectedly.

FOX

Sorry about that. But a job like this can’t wait. General Pepper should be contacting us shortly, so I wanted everyone already present on the bridge.

KRYSTAL

I admit you have me curious.

FOX

I’m afraid I don’t know much myself—but the General said it was of the utmost importance.

I can sense a slight tinge of excitement from Fox. I can’t help but smile—while peace is the ideal, the thrill of a potential exciting battle is something that will always pull at him.

R.O.B. 64 interrupts.

R.O.B. 64

Incoming transmission from General Pepper.

FOX

On screen.

The bridge’s main computer flashes to a video feed—General Pepper, seated in his office, a grim expression upon his features. The rest of the team makes their way over to gather around the screen.

GENERAL PEPPER

Star Fox—I’m grateful that you happen to be available. There have been some…developments that I would like to see dealt with as swiftly as possible.

FALCO

Nothing ominous about your tone, there.

SLIPPY

Falco!

FOX

Go ahead, General. What seems to be the problem?

GENERAL PEPPER

Are all of you familiar with the legend of the Fortinbras?

The others all seem to be immediately interested.

PEPPY

That’s a name I haven’t heard in decades…

SLIPPY

There’s so many theories about what happened…

FALCO

I’ve only heard the name.

KRYSTAL

I’m afraid I’m unfamiliar…

SLIPPY

Oh, that’s right! You likely wouldn’t know!

FOX

General, mind giving a general summary for Krystal?

GENERAL PEPPER

With pleasure.

GENERAL PEPPER

You see, decades ago there were plans to assemble a revolutionary, self-sustaining space colony. Some of the Lylat System’s greatest minds contributed to its design and construction. Even Andross himself was said to have worked on the project, before his…decline.

SLIPPY

The colony was supposed to be just the first of its kind!

GENERAL PEPPER

Yes. The colony was dubbed Fortinbras, and for five years it ran smoothly, as expected. Then, approximately forty years ago, it just….vanished.

KRYSTAL

Vanished?

GENERAL PEPPER

It went completely off the radar, along with the hundred-something people who were aboard. There were no indications before then that anything was out of the ordinary.

FOX

And if you’re bringing it up now, that could only mean…

GENERAL PEPPER

Yes. Approximately a week ago, the Fortinbras resurfaced, in the far reaches of our system. Any attempt to establish communication has failed. However, there are signs of electrical activity aboard the satellite.

GENERAL PEPPER

It had to have warped in somehow; there’s no way it could have done it on its own, and if it had drifted into Lylat we would have detected it long ago.

SLIPPY

Warping tech was just a concept back then, and even now it’s just basically a relay…could someone have outfitted it with some sort of relay to allow it to fast travel?

GENERAL PEPPER

That has been theorized, yes. We do not know who is aboard that colony right now, and I had planned to send the Warhounds faction in to conduct a sweep of it.

A hologram appears. The upper half of a canine, male, a bit older than most of us.

GENERAL PEPPER

This is Commander Jack Redmond of the Warhounds. He apparently scouted ahead to ensure the path was clear of hostiles for his team, but his ship has also fallen off the radar. However, as of twelve hours ago, a distress signal reached the Warhounds’ central command. It was brief, but it was just detectable.

GENERAL PEPPER

This is where Star Fox comes in. Your primary goal is to find out what happened to Commander Redmond. You may have to board the colony to do just that—be prepared, as the colony’s oxygen systems may not be active in parts of such a large, old facility to conserve power; who knows if it’s had routine maintenance?

I look toward Fox, as he crosses his arms in thought. Everyone seems to be studying him, waiting for a decision from their dependable leader. Fox has to consider not just his own safety, but all of ours. It’s a tough position for him to be in.

He turns to face the rest of us.

FOX

Thoughts?

FALCO

Why not search the junker, yeah?

SLIPPY

It’s a piece of engineering history! We have a chance to be the first people to board it in decades!

KRYSTAL

You’re assuming people aren’t already on board and just not answering any communications.

FOX

Think you’d be able to detect anyone on there if we get close, Krystal?

KRYSTAL

I can certainly try. If there are living people aboard, they’ll have brain waves.

FOX

We can establish if people are on board, and then move on from there.

Fox turns back to the General.

FOX

We’ll do it, General!

The ensuing conversation, and confirmation of details, slips away. My eyes focus on Fox, Falco and Slippy coming together. The three look thrilled at the prospect of this mission. There’s a clear, strong camaraderie between them. Sometimes, I’m kind of envious. It makes me think of the bonds I had back on Cerinia. Friends from all paths of life, coming together...laughing, crying, playing, comforting one another…

All of them…

I feel a lump in my throat, but force it back down. It occurs to me that Fox is looking at me. As the team disperses, he draws near and gingerly puts his hand on my shoulder.

FOX

You alright?

KRYSTAL

…yes. Thank you.

FOX

Any time. Just let me know; door’s always open.

Fox pulls his hand back and exits the room. I suppose it’s time I prepare myself, too.

SCENE 2

EXT. SECTOR Z

Sector Z is a graveyard of ships from battles long since past. In recent years due to a mix of scavengers and attempts at cleanup, the area has admittedly cleared up a fair bit. To think such great battles were happening in the skies above inhabited planets…

We disembarked from the Great Fox a while back to navigate the detritus floating about the area more easily. Falco’s taking the opportunity to show off a bit, zipping between two coasting, empty vessels about to collide with one another.

SLIPPY

Is now really the time, Falco!?

FALCO

Gotta make my own fun, sometimes.

FOX

Nothing’s coming up on radar yet…but we’re nearing the coordinates the distress signal was sent from.

SLIPPY

This place never stops creeping me out…

FALCO

Relax, Slip. We’re the only ones here other than a few scavengers, and they probably took off when the Great Fox arrived.

FOX

Hang on—what’s that?

The drifting vessels and debris move aside to reveal something large in the distance. Definitely not a wrecked ship.

SLIPPY

That’s gotta be it! Let’s move in closer!

FOX

Agreed, but everyone stay close together.

We proceed forward through the sector, until it becomes clearer—a large, intact vessel. The exterior looks like it’s seen better days, but it’s lit up.

FOX

No doubt about it—that’s the Fortinbras.

FALCO

It’s definitely active, so why’s no one responding to communications?

FOX

Krystal, do you feel anything?

I close my eyes and focus. My mind tries to feel the aether. I can feel something, but not sure what…

Like blips on a radar. Flashes. People. Life.

(Note: The following cinematic is the same for all Star Fox story modes.)

[The Star Fox team hovers in formation before the Fortinbras. Krystal has her hand out, eyes closed.]

KRYSTAL

It had to have warped in somehow; there’s no way it could have done it on its own, and if it had drifted into Lylat we would have detected it long ago.

There’s definitely people aboard. The feelings, though…they’re a mix.

FOX

A mix? What do you mean?

KRYSTAL

I don’t know how else to explain it…for one thing, what I do feel is very faint.

FALCO

Guys, don’t look now, but…the lights got brighter.

[The lights on the Fortinbras begin to grow brighter, then start fading. Slippy checks his screen.]

SLIPPY

Whoah! Electrical activity is building…!

[Krystal’s eyes snap open, as a bright green shockwave shoots out from the colony, catching the whole team in it as the screen fades to white.]