#fake movie tumblr

[crisisdotorg]

Remember Goncharov? Tumblr's iconic fake movie? Okay so now Tiktok has one called Zepotha.

[joycrispy]

Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.

[thedeathdeelers]

the goncharov tag rn

[almondcroissantsandink]

my little sister got gonched in this year of our lord 2024 and when she brought it up i literally thought she was trying to trick me in some weird delayed goncharov shenanigans. she's devastated it's not a real movie we can watch lol

[ao3commentoftheday]

In honour of the 1 year anniversary of the greatest movie poster (for a movie that doesn't exist) ever made, I'm going to gift 5 random people a Goncharov Enthusiast tumblr badge on November 18th.

If you want to be put into a draw to receive one, reblog this post with the tag "I want a goncharov enthusiast badge".

If you don't want to be put in the draw you can ignore this post, like this post, or reblog this post with other tags.

If you wanna have a good time giving people fun badges, then forget about a random draw like this and just buy one for yourself or a friend.

[notholaenas]

happy bird

ig | print!

bonus:

"Oh wow." Slight rustling comes behind Tim's back and a moment later the photo is snatched out of his fingers. "Where'd you find this?"

"It fell out of the copy of Crime and Punishment." He turns around to look at Jason, lips curling into a small smile. But he's elsewhere already, getting lost in a memory with a distant faraway look in his eyes.

Outside the violin stops abruptly and there's a faint laughter, followed by a shrill. Jason remains silent, motionless in the fading sunlight and Tim studies him for a while, blood pounding in his ears. The Jason in the photo is young, younger than Tim at that time. His smile is blinding and Tim wonders who took the picture. He wonders the reason behind the joyful expression on his face. You look happy. Carefree.

Finally, Jason glances at him, grinning and Tim realizes, embarrassed, that he said the words out loud. "For a moment, I was."

[cozylittleartblog]

top hat, white tie, and tails ~

commission for @superfan44 , who wanted to see James redrawn in another famous Fred Astaire photo :)c it was fun doing this style again

[guinevereslancelot]

blorbo from my completely made up 1970s mobster movie

[buttercup-barf]

The Mario movie was cute, best scenes are the ones with the bros just being. Bros.

Peppino is their cousin. That's it, that's the funny.

And per tradition? I guess? Some more (unfortunately Mario-less) doodles under the cut.

... Yeah. Twinsomnia again. These damn sibs are still on my brain. They're here to - Oh? Oh, Peppino's not a kid? They had the wrong address? Oh well. Might as well help him get through the tower!

Something-something functioning as a single character, something-something throwing each other around, something-something basically Gus and Brick.

Some more self-indulgent crossover'ish nonsense...

Same mirror, same man, different time, different reflections. Shoutout to @/rascal-rose for the idea of young Peppino having curly hair!! I cherish him.

And some wholesome stuff to top it off. (I feel like my handwriting is especially bad on the last one, so just in case, it goes "Buongiorno, ranocchio. Do you want the coffee?".)

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

@glamberrr said: Are you sure tom holland was in a movie from the 80s??

There's more than one person called Tom Holland! The one referenced in that poll's tags is the director:

[iconsumethesoulsofthedamned]

If you’re drawing fake movie posters when I get back-

[kausparty]

fujicakesss 🤤 pinup

[amiz06-certified-b1mb0]

DBS Cooler movie concepts I didn’t finish coz I can’t, but still wanna post. Yeah I think it’s coz of the one on the top right corner that didn’t get approved, but that’s okay. Didn’t change any of his designs coz he’s already perfect!

[queer-cosette]

boyfriend who's obsessed with grilled cheese but it's JDonica

[meremothh]

not trying to be a hater bc i think that’s dumb and i don’t think zepotha is worse than goncharov because it’s a marketing stunt. i’m pretty sure the girl marketing her song is like. a teenager, and she’s just trying to come up with something that will get her song noticed and good for her. here’s why i actually think zepotha doesn’t work: no one is committing enough to the bit. i have seen equal amounts of people Explaining the joke of zepotha and discussing the logistics of making up this movie as i have seen people actually playing along. goncharov did not have that problem even a little bit. NO ONE broke character. any discussion of goncharov was completely and totally playing along with the idea that it was totally real. anything that was out of character was like, vague posts about how funny it was with goncharov merely tagged. zepotha can’t be goncharov because no one committed enough, they were too proud of the idea.

[cetaceanhandiwork]

goncharov death scene with a clock in the background but it's the homestuck godtier death clock