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0tacoon · 2 years
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FYREARM is now SOLAR DREAM!
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martinmilanstoys · 2 years
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Hi again! I made this fake poster just for the laughs, tribute to Kill Bill, that had many winks to Bruce Lee. So the idea came easy. I just had to think who would play Bill in this concept and I thought of Chuck Norris, because they have an epic showdown in one of Bruce Lee's movies. So, what you think about it?
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aropride · 5 months
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just thought of a funny post then imagined the annoying asks i'd get about it and got mad and closed the new post editor . then imagined getting to call them a dumb cunt and opened it again. then realized that was insane and started typing this. actually since i'm already in here (post editor) might as well make a fakepost of the entire situation so u all can experience it too
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being white AND autistic is like a double nerf when it comes to dancing i really do just freak it nothing style #text
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anonymous asked: not everything is fucking autism i think youre just lame 😭 it's literally not that hard
🌃 aropride answered: autism causes motor difficulties you dumb cunt
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get their ass
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@aropride You are so cool i love you
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tumblr user aropride suffers more than jesus
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god that aropride guy is so fucking cool i wish we were bffs
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hi omg ty :3 do u want to frolic in a field with me
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of COURSE
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obama asked: Do you want one Million dollars and also i will erase student debt forever communism style
🌃 aropride answered: yass omg #ask
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orcboxer · 3 months
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you're a mage but are you normal about invocations? do you support pacts? can you have a normal conversation with a warlock without bringing up Faust?
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nepo baby
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this is exactly what I'm talking about this is the kind of harassment warlocks deal with EVERY DAY. you're not any better just because you went to college
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reblog this version you cowards
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doctor glump
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typical fighter trying to make a post about a VERY serious issue into a joke
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was anybody gonna tell me op was arrested for sacrificing a satyr in a blood ritual or was I supposed to find that out myself
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she WHAT
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god forbid women do anything
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hello-that-happened · 5 months
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kinda wild how oil executives could decide to stop all new oil projects and move the funding to renewables tomorrow but they just…don't
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Tumblr Tuesday: Furry Fun ⊙⁠ω⊙
Furry fans, how we doing? Sex is the spice of life, and furries know how to make life spicy. On these cold winter nights, furry #ArtistsOnTumblr can show you how to keep it hot!
@gods-horniest-snitties-appreciator:
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lmao can you imagine
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seven-oh-four · 5 months
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does anyone know how people do that hairstyle where they have suckers on the outside of their hair? i think it looks really cool and i wanna try it out
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um. guys have you read the. grizzco handbook. im beginning to think the salmonids might not be unfeeling unthinking monsters guys. are we the bad guys
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oh squit they fuckin killed op
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anyone else find li'l judd a little creepy? :/
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Fuck you. Actually fucking kill yourself.
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HUH???????????????
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ABOUT TO GO ON MY FIRST BIG RUN WISH ME LUCK!!
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GOOD LUCK! WARGLARGLA!!
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THANK YOU MY BROTHER!! I WILL NOW GO INTO BATTLE!!
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OP HAS FED THE SEA WITH ITS FLESH!! REJOICE!!
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WARGLARGLA!!
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WARGLARGLA!!
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WARGLARGLA!!
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DO NOT BE SO HASTY MY BROTHERS!! I HAVE SIMPLY BEEN PROMOTED TO FLYFISH!!
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CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER!! WARGLAGLA!!
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WARGLAGLA!!
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WARGLAGLA!!
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WARGLAGLA!!
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About to go to the promised land!!! ^-^ Ahhh I'm so excited!!! >_<
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JUST GOT MY OWN NAME
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HELL YEAH BROTHER
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This pride month we'd like to remind you that Grizzco is not in any way homophobic. We love bears.
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IS CRUSTY SEAN'S NAME A FUCKING PUN
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Wheare am i
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nonbinaryriverclan · 1 month
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I can’t deal with the booping feature being removed so I thought a fakepost would be neat. It’s Tumblr, but with cats.
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I wish Tumpurr would remove the booping feature :/ people keep trying to boop me while I’m napping
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Going viral on Tumpurr.com is so funny. It’s like meowing into the void and then approximately thirty-seven thousand other cats meow back in rapid succession
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fuck
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🎨 messypawss Boop
Hey everyone :3 I arted a thing! It’s not the best, I know, but at least it was fun to make!
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#🖌️[ ~messy art!~ ]🖌️
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#polls #tumpurr polls #random polls #bap/paws poll #submitted by anon
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@sleepiestscorbunny you can’t be doing this to me /silly
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Get booped >:3
#moot tag
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🔁 blueberrydabest reblepped strawberrysupremacee
anonymous asked: I am so sick and tired of felines who think liking dry food is okay whatsoever. We cats for Bast’s sake! We have standards! Blocked.
🍂 cheerycherryspring Follow Boop What if we all went outside and played for a bit
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I’m watching over a friend’s litter right now and my human was playing the Warrior Cats audiobooks in front of thr kittens and they have deemed me ‘Sunningrocks’ and are now fighting over me
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I love them so much
#🐾[ ~messy reblogs~ ]🐾 #💨[ ~Warriors~ ]💨
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posting daily until boop 2 comes out day 632
hey guys sorry that I missed the last two days I was taking a nap
#boop #boop 2 #booping #boop o meter
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I would die for him
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SAVE TO DRAFTS SAVE TO DRAFTS—
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too late :3
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NO
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🧝🏻‍♀️ superniceempathtrustme13 Follow
The first signs of a narcissist is their bad energy. You’ll feel engulfed the second you step into the room. Their eyes will turn black and they will start using their satanic manipulation powers on you. Then, it’s very subtle, but they will sprout huge, curled, black devil horns from their head and will tear you to shreds, all in the span of a second, and then personally drag your body to hell. The only way to stop them is to literally kill them.
Follow for more tips on how to stay safe! 🤗
#positivity #empathy #empath #self care #self love #NARCS KILL YOURSELVES #abuse survivor #recovery #love #hope #happiness
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🌼 npdiscovery
hey guys can we please stop throwing people with personality disorders under the bus?
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🧝🏻‍♀️ superniceempathtrustme13 Follow
This is a prime example on why narcissists will always be evil abusers. Here one is, right now, denying that I went through abuse and saying my trauma isn’t real. It’s messed up. We need to permanently kick out narcissists from public spaces, because stuff like this is NOT okay. Here is a link on how to trigger a narcissistic collapse for your next encounter. Just be warned, some narcissists are known to shoot lazers from their eyes when they’re angry.
#stay safe! #abuse surviver #narc abuse #ppl with npd are inherently evil #i would know i’m an empath so i’m better #i mean not evil #positivity #safety #self care #a better world #self love
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genderqueeradrien · 1 year
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imagine the miraculous ladybug world tumblr dash when ppl find out who hawkmoth is
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pariscitizen Follow
BRO I JUST FOUND OUT HAWKMOTH IS FUCKING. GABRIEL AGRESTE???? THE FASHION DESIGNER???????
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is the reason he never left his house cuz he was busy akumatizing people lmfaooo 😭
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baguettecroissant Follow
bruh i literally JUST bought an alliance too
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chatnoir Follow
what do you mean hawkmoth is my fucking father this shit SUCKS
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WRONG ACCOUNT
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chatnoir Follow
stop sending me asks i was born in a wet cardboard box all alone and youre scaring me
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ladybug Follow
i am not paid nearly enough .
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gays4jaggedstone Follow
can i finally come clean and say i fucking hate the entire gabriel brand 💀
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hawkmothsimp Follow
Does anyone else think hawkmoth is kinda...
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HELLO ??? #HUH? WHAT?
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Yes we are aware of the situation we are waiting for further details before commenting. please be patient ❤️ #i'm going to have a heart attack and die from stress #I LITERALLY HAVE AN ESSAY DUE TOMORROW.... FUCK 😭
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adrienagreste Follow
been getting really into taylor swift recently. big fan of speak now (2010)
baguettecroissant Follow
don't you have other shit to be addressing
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addressing? if you mean the stuff with your mom i think you mean UNdressing cuz that's what ive been doing to her in bed YOOOOOOOO
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GET EM 💯
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marinettedupaincheng Follow
everyone be nice to adrien or i'm blowing this whole fucking website up
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eiffeltowerluvr Follow
it's only 10am and i feel like i've been awake for weeks what the hell is going on today
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WHAT???
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you werent supposed to see this. this was private between me and my 12,794 followers
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duvinetdescigarettes Follow
Can we go back to the thing where chat noir might be adrien agreste the fashion model . what the fuck ?
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let's ignore that for now 🙂
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fishyfishyfishtimes · 6 months
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Daily fish fact #4 062 993
General fish fact!
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Fish have gills maybe. Sometimes, I think? Uhh....
#fish #fishfact #fish facts #marine biology #biology #zoology #general fish fact
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Only 100 years old... he shouldve been at the blub :(
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Liveblogging my migration! ;)
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Swimming
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Found a fish! Ate it >:)
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Swimming!!!
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My sister and I bullied this humpback for a lil before our ma told us to stop. What a party pooper..
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Swimming and balancing a fish on my head B)
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Swimming
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Sorry forgot to update. Swimming!
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Swimming..... still swimming....
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Cod why did I think this was a good idea we're just swimming a dozen million miles and that's it
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So, um... what was that about the fish?
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"Hey, did you hear about the recent-"
No, I didn't. I'm literally so unbothered by fishcourse I couldn't care less. I'm just goin with the flow. Riding the waves. Chilling. Moisturised and in my lane. Do you think the moss on my back signifies anything other than my peaceful adn pacifist nature. I'm just a Guy
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OOOHHHH MY COD YOU FRYS!!! You have no idea holy carp holy carp theres this one atlantic salmon migrating at the same time as me,,,, says we're going to the same river,,, her sides are such a gorgeous rich chestnut colour and shes so large compared to me and her belly accentuates her curves and shape in the best way! Her scales are so shiny too? Shes practically glowing!!! UGH every time we swim next to each other i wish there was a small creek so that she'd be forced to swim over me and crush me with her whole body weight
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Horny on main again?
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Oh, when I post about MY crushes its suddenly soo strange and unusual? Sure mr. "where can i find a salmon who will bite me right". sure. It's literally the season!
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You cannot prove I said that.
#/hj #hush hush #lets just pretend neither of us said anything thanks ;))
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Felt bored. Doodled this.
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🐠 damselfish-in-distress follow
Ngl I really hate how barren fish representation actually is :( There's two types of fish ever. Fish and shark and sometimes ray. They always show generic fishes only, like nonspecific fishes with one or two primary colours plastered on the side. Where are the pipefishes? The anemonefishes? The anglerfishes? The damselfishes? The morays? The hogfishes? The groupers? The marlins, the tunas? Even the wrasses???? There are never any specific species, just red fish, blue fish, that's it!
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I would also like to bring up unflattering fishes. It's always reef fishes that get their spotlight to shine, but I've never even seen another stargazer portrayed in a good light on TV
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!!!! This is so true! There's so many of us who never get our chance to be seen anywhere and it makes me so sad :( No diversity at all in the casts of recent underwater movies.
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even the representation that does exist for specific fishes sucks. sharks like myself never see ourselves be shown as anything other than bloodthirsty killers :( we get generalised into a single stereotype of a big gray murderbeast
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Anemonefishes are underrepresented?? umm okay. so we're just gonna pretend like a clownfish didn't star in the single biggest fish movie of all time? Where the sharks are portrayed as nice people mind you so why are you even whining. okay. sure. cool. Really need more clownfish movies out there!!!!
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No need to be passive aggressive @among-the-seaweeds-deactivated. You say anemonefishes are oversaturated in the media? In that case, point me to the seemingly abundant movies where two-band anemonefishes are the main character? How about the ones with only Mauritian and orange-fin anemonefish leads? Red saddlebacks, tomato anemonefish, orange anemonefish, skunk anemonefish, wide-band anemonefish, I could go on. Just because one species of anemonefish, the clown anemonefish, starred in one movie doesn't mean that the rest have it super nice and cozy.
Finding Nemo wasn't even too good for clown anemonefishes either. It's the only movie many have seen that even features a clownfish in a speaking role. My anemonefish roommate has often had people calling her Nemo or asking her to tell a joke because it's a "funny gag" from the movie. It's the first thing people tell her when they meet her a lot of the time. Trust me, the only person who has a problem with better fish species representation is you.
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Did
Did you also miss the part where the shark goes on a massive murder rampage over two (2) tiny fishes because he smelled A Blood
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This person had a ton of anti-dolphin posts on their account too, why am I not surprised 😭😭😭 We need to pull each other up, not put a whole subfamily down for cod's sake. Anemonefishes are called "Nemofish" to this day and age still
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"We need to pull each other up, not put a whole subfamily down."
Beautifully said.
#deep sea talks #long post #fishcourse
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Just moved into my new place! It's this wonderful sandy crevice with a beautiful view of the kelp and a good nice rocky back wall for support. Hope the neighbours are nice and don't throw their sand into my hole like at my last neighbourhood
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hey
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what the fuck
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can someone please come hang out with me in the deep sea? :( it's so boring here...
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I can! :)
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wonderful! Come Closer please. to the Light.
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RIP @shrimpy-wimpy it's been more than 3 hours 💀💀💀💀
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hopital
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SHE LIVED!!!????????
#WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU
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Pictures of my transition journey :}
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Oh look at you !!!!! You look so much happier and more comfortable in your latest picture! So happy for you!!
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I can't wait to go through my transition myself :]c
#only i'll vbe transitioning in the opposite direction haha #*be
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New drawing of a terramaid!! 👩👩🐟🐟
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🐙 magnapining follow
Okay but imagine if terramaids we're actually real. To live on land there scales would probably be all dry and rough-textured! Brushing against them would immediately ruin your slimecooat, probably
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Ah, thanks. I hate it.
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Since they're half human and humans have hair, what if they had
THESE!???
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☀️ molamolamolamolamola follow
NOOOOO DON'T RUIN TERRAMAIDS LIKE THIS FOR ME ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
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There's more. With a human lower half, they most likely give birth to live young as well. And with mammalian reproduction habits comes the, well....
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☀️ molamolamolamolamola follow
STOP THIS SHADNESS THIS INSTANT
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Since they have a human lower half with a human digestive system that means they have a human diet too, right?
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☀️ molamolamolamolamola follow
why
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Too much time in our flippers, dear.
Oh, and a need to make everything cursed. Of course.
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Please stop reblogging this 😭😭😭 I just wanted to show off my art
#not my art #im so tired i keep getting notifs for this post #let me rest
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*moves one inch*
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emperorundying · 5 months
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💀The Locked Tomb Dashboard Simulator Part 4💀
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Anonymous asked:
i'm a third house non magic user and i've started hanging out with more necros lately and... i think i didnt realize how much of hanging out consisted of talking about the eroticism of the flesh !! and i dont want to judge them but u hear the words 'viscera' 'adipose' and 'sounding' in the same sentence one too many times and u kinda wonder why yr there as someone who cannot manipulate nerves :( ig im just feeling kind of left out
#anon this is totally regular for necros esp 3rd housers #if they dont understand that you feel left out, maybe have one use their necromancy on you? #there are many ways to assemble a skeleton
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bc these have been going around :3
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#SOOOO SICK OF SPIRIT MAGICIANS IN MY INBOX ACTING LIKE THEY KNOW BONES BETTER THAN ME #get boned bitch grrrrrr
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this edible aint shit
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why is the seventh saint to serve the emperor undying under my bed.
💎 saintofawe ☑️
Again with the insaneposting? How unfortunate, Harry, I thought we were past this.
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V important thread!!!
Idc how much anon hate i get 4 this, we need 2 be able to appreciate the loving hand that guidez us💗
#sick 2 my stomach seeing all of these posts against the necrolord prime without knowing the context of the beautiful things he's done for us :((((((( #mr undying i am yr biggest fan u deserve better than this....
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if one more person unprompted asks me for blood pics again i swear to the bones above i will stab myself or smth
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stabbing pics queen?
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aropride · 5 months
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(discourse post from the year 2026)
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remember theres nothing wrong with agreeing with conservative beliefs! you can think whatever you want and it doesnt hurt anyone. thought crimes arent real ❤️
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you have got to be fucking kidding me
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im not. kill the puritan thought police inside your head
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strangestcase · 7 months
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🐺 lycan-lucky Follow
Hey wereblr I need help w something. I was recently turned and just started transforming last week. Is it normal to like, feel like you’re choking while you transform? Like you are running out of air for half a minute or so but then you start breathing normal again?
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Pretty much every freshly turned werewolf I know has complained about that at some point. Usually as you master the transformation it becomes less painful, so I’d expect for it to go away.
🥀 the-vampire-that-says-ni Follow
Ok but wtf does that happen???????? does the lycan curse just show up and strangles you???? pls someone tell me I’m stupid 😭😭😭
🌙 lonelyhowler1 Follow
No it’s because the windpipe abruptly changes size? you literally turn into a bat
🥀 the-vampire-that-says-ni Follow
I CAN TURN INTO A BAT?
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This website is free
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Shapeshifter Heritage Post
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cyberspacenine · 6 months
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i wonder what it would be like if they had tumblr on ds9 lmao
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i cant fucking do this anymore i connected the wrong circuits while repairing the turbolift, and suddenly i am locked in and this recording of gul dickat is telling me ill stand trial for my crimes on cardassia
third time this month
#ensign ramblings #i heard he looks up his name on here what a loser
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🍭lemonjumja Follow
Friendly reminer that pagh-enhancing supplements are a scam, you can't just make the Prophets talk to you.
And please be sober if you're about to have your first orb experience. Can't believe I have to say this.
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Not completely true. If you visit the wormhole, you can make them talk to you. Happened to my uncle once.
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the only website where you hear stuff like this
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hey guys, i got a new pet!!
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any name suggestions?
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the holodeck? more like the homodeck
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look i live in outer expanse so who am i to talk about the current situation over the wall but to any facility grounds dwellers following me: i am convinced your kingdom is cursed + i am so sorry
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like?? first disease starts raining from the sky? and then there's this massive earthquake and you all just get out of your shelters to discover one of the two local gods literally fell over? and now there's a fucked up red slugcat trying to kill you all for no discernible reason? i think someone pissed off a god--oh, right, someone did! your shit ass king
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Shut the fuck up. The Traitor God is a betrayer and a thief and a murderer and Our King is a noble scavenger.
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l + i never said I liked the Traitor God + capitalist + opinion discarded + touch wormgrass + get eaten by said wormgrass + no bitches. + ratio
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got a lot of bootlickers in my notes for this one
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everyone go block and report @/cat-redeath it is Literally the scarlet death's blog
#i'm already seeing his posts on my dash and im?? #girl it's IN THEIR BIO #not maskmaking
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🦎 lizardkiller [mutuals 👥] reblogged your post "look at my pet lizard" #OUHHHHH THE HER #i need to move to industrial complex. so i can See Her
my dear friend scavblr user lizardkiller i love you but your url makes that latter comment a little bit ominous
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Reblog to explode prev.
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me and who
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tumbwr · 2 years
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Impersonate another Tumblr User
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REWARDS: 83 Gold, 24 EXP
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