#fallins boobs..............

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

thank u ryoko kui and studio trigger for giving lesbians food

[glitcheddead]

Mr Morgan your boobs are fallin out

[saphie3243]

Saw someone complain about the fallin boob physics and like... Y'all big titties bounce. Take it from a double d, I can't jump without getting smacked. I cant WALK without a bounce.

Trigger was showing restraint.

[lyxvija]

heard you wanna ramble about our bug bf huh? GO AHEAD!! make it angsty.... here's my suggestion HUEHEUEHUE im feeling evil.

s/o sees him getting touchy with the twins, its just his nature, but they're jealous, they try to get at him, fail miserably. and when they confront each other He's already in a pissy mood after a long day of work, maybe he yells at them, maybe tries to dismiss them, they're not communicating, throwing accusations at each other.

OR MAYBE! he's gone too long and been too busy at work and can't spend much time with his s/o and so they try to discuss it with him but he's too tired and grumpy to hear it.

OR EVEN THIS!!! The twins or someone get into his head, telling him that s/o only wnats him for his money

I CAN THINK OF SO MUCH SJDJDJEJRJRJR

or maybe even get a lil

freaky

iykwim 👀

ramble to us pookie wookie 🤭🫶🏻 /pos /gen /friendly

i think ill go with being the 🪐 anon just future reference 🫶🏻

Okay powerful magic spaceball floating in the universe Anon...

HEAR ME OUT. I already had a similar scenario like that in mind one month ago and PLANNED to write a one-shot about something like that! >: D If it's okay, I´d like to do that one now. <3You get:

Mammon x Gen! Neutral Reader TAGS: Cheating, kinda break-up, ANGST

Mam and Reader have a fight, Mammon makes a horrible mistake and now has to pay the price.

Edit: I went overboard...accidentally wrote half of a one-shot. XD

So this is part one.. hahahahah

Mammon and you were a thing now. Well, for quite some time. You were overjoyed when the King of Greed seemed to get interested in you. It wasn't easy, not gonna lie, but you two managed. Mammon wasn't the easiest to be around, but somehow, you still loved him regardless. Despite what your friends told you, it felt genuine. Like he really meant it and didn't see you as some kind of arm candy or pet to keep just for fun. Your heart told you that, so you simply ignored everyone's remarks.

Mammon was extremely jealous and possessive. There was hardly any moment when you interacted with somebody else, where he didn't feel the need to step in and show the other that you were his. At home (well his home since the mighty king would never spend any second in your shitty apartment so he just took you with him) he often made nasty remarks of how dude A surely had the hots for you or that gal B was just after you to get closer to him. It was absolutely ridiculous! Every time you told him that this was not true, that you only have eyes for him, even if somebody else WOULD have a crush on you. In some way you even felt flattered that a Deadly Sin would be so protective over an unimportant hellborn like you.

But GOSH, one day he even went wild because you talked to the Glam sister. For real?! Yes, Glitz had been frisky, but hell! They are flirty and cocky with everyone! No matter how much you tried to ensure him that you DID NOT have a thing for them and that they were in no way any danger to you and him, Mammon´s jealousy and anger never seemed to fade.

"Yeah? If ya really aint fallin for their jiggly boobs, why did you smile at them and oh bring them some fucking coffee?! And by the way, I SAW HOW YOU LOOKED AT GLAM´S FAT ASS!!"

You stared at him for a second. "Excuse me??"

"YEAH DUH! I KNOW WHAT I SAW AND DONT LIE TO ME, CAUSE I KNOW YOU ENJOYED IT!"

Again, you stared at him in disbelief. "Wtf? First, I smile at them because I am just being nice to them! Second, where the hell am I supposed to look when they ask me which of their butts are bigger? And third-"

"THEY FUCKING ASKED WHAT?!" Mammon screamed in his demonic voice, steam pouring out of his mouth with every breath. He pinned you against the wall. Eight eyes of glowing green bore down onto you.

You should have been afraid, but couldn't help to feel another thing:

You felt offended.

Baring your in comparison way smaller teeth, you hissed at him. "For hell´s sake! Get your shit together Mammon! Fuking belive me when I tell you that nothing happened!" Your sudden outburst seemed to have startled him. Never had you snapped at him like that.

"Why would you even believe I would do such a thing?! Don't you trust me??"

The big Jester fumbled with his words, but managed to grumble under his breath: "How the fuck am I supposed to know.. I mean-"

"How are you supposed to know? Are you serious?? Gosh! Because I tell you every god damn day! Maybe that´s how!"

Now he just stood there, clenching his fists and facing the floor. His expression sour. "I jus´ don't like sharing you with others... okay?"

Your posture softens and you put your hand on one of his lower arms.

"It´s okay. I know you have difficulties with that, Babe. I am sure we can work this out. Okay?" <3

He was quiet for a few seconds but then answered: "Yeah...but could you please talk less to them? You know... it is making me angry."

You inhaled and held your breath, trying to hold back your frustration. It was obvious it wouldn't be easy with him, but you honestly would expect a bit more from an immortal entity than acting like a damn man-child. A Mam-child. Oh dear...

"No, sorry can not do. I work with them. I have to at least talk to them. Besides, you have to learn to trust me. You can't force me to keep away from people only because you want me to. This is not how it works!"

Mammon huffed, gripped your shoulders and drew your face close to his. "Listen, you little brat, I am really trying here! So cut me some slack and get your cute little ass off and away from them." His voice was low and threatening. This was in no way a suggestion. This was a demand.

"No." you said firmly and looked him deep in the eyes.

"No?" he repeated. Sparks danced around his features. Mammon tried to intimidate you just like he did with all of his employees and servants. But you were no servant. While the tone and his looming presence made your heart race and your knees weak, you still refused to give it. While it was true that you were just a measly hellborn in comparison to a mighty entity like him, but last time you checked you were his lover. His little gold nugget.

"I said no! You cannot tell me what to do and who to stay away from...just like I could never tell you to stay off the Glam sisters. I saw how they try to get in the sheets with you! But do I make a fuss about it? No!"

Mammon started to laugh. "Ya think I can´t tell you what to do? Pleeeaaase. I am your boss AND your king! If I tell you to get me some coffee, you bring me some coffee, If I tell you to hold my golden staff while I take a shit, you better do so and if I tell you to not get anywhere near those slutty cunts, you better do!"

He painfully clenched your cheeks between his thumb and index finger. You stared at him wide-eyed, trying to pry his hand off you.

"Did I make myself clear or do I have to repeat?"

It was the first time you had ever felt afraid of him. With his smirk twisted into a sadistic grin and his green glowing eyes staring down at you, there was no trace of your sweet boyfriend. The intensity of his glare was too much for you to handle

With panic growing inside your chest, you yelled at him. "Let me go! NOW!"

"As you wish." Mammon released you at once, making you fall down to the floor.

You rubbed your behind and looked up at him. Tears started to well in your eyes. His words and the way he treated you, shocked you.

Mammon huffed offended and frowned. "Tsk! Come on! Now that didn't hurt."

"You... You can't treat me like this! You are my boyfriend, remember? You can´t treat me like some sort of...like.." you stuttered, holding back your tears. What hurt the most the disinterested look he gave you. How he dismissed your feelings. Somehow it scared you even more that he didn't even give a shit of the effect he had on you right now.

"Now listen here, cunt! I can do whatever I want and with whoever I want! What do you think? That you have some kind of power over me? is that what you´re thinking? Is that what gets you off?? Hah! is that why you spend your fucking breaks with these other vermin instead of coming to my office? Oh yeah! You must feel so fucking powerful making ol´ Mammon pissed-"

"THAT IS NOT TRUE! THAT IS NOT TRUE!" You shouted, tears still streaming down your cheeks. You were disturbed of the absolute paranoia, the things he told himself, the way he thought about you. It was like someone put a knife in your heart and stirred it.

"LIKE I GIVE A BLOODY SHIT OF WHAT YOU THINK!! YOU THINK YOU CAN DO ANYTHING NOW, DONTCHA?! THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME? THAT YOU CAN DO WITH ME WHATEVER YA WANT JUST BECAUSE WE SHARE A BED AND YOU SUCK MY DICK?? BUT GUESS WHAT! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT AND YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR WHAT YOU GOT!!"

Your heart almost stopped hearing insult after insult. He was out of his mind. You couldn't even comprehend what he was saying. What is happening here?! How did things escalate so quickly??

"Okay... I am going home.. and you.. you.. calm down." You tried so hard to sound steady but failed miserably. Your sobbing kept on interrupting. "W-We talk.. tomorrow."

With that, you turned around and left. You didn't even try to hide your pathetic crying.

[tsunflowers]

Why were fallins boobs such a big deal on tumblr its just a womans boobs. like thats awesome but people were like it was revoloutionary. I know nothing about dunmesh

were people saying her boobs were revolutionary...? I know I made a post saying I was glad she is not as crudely sexualized as some women in other shows by studio trigger but I don't know if she's a victory for feminism

I suspect there are some people who don't watch a lot of anime or haven't in a while who got into this series and were surprised that an anime can show boobs without having a guy accidentally put his hand on one and it sinks in like pudding and the girl screams kyaaah

[melissa-titanium]

Hey, I am the Fallin Boobs post op. Thanks for faving my barely coherent rant. I am here for you if you ever lose it again.

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ASK I HAVE EVER RECIEVED. its my favorite post in the history of ever it resides unfalteringly at the forefront of my puny little cranium. <3

[baeddoll]

wait how am i still seeing “omg dungeonmeshis so wholesome no fan service for the cute wholesome sapphics” after fallin big bouncy blood covered bird boobs episode

[emet-selch-apologism]

fallin should get an under boob tattoo

[frostbitedoesstuff]

Okay the most ironic thing about my existence is probably that I'm a lesbian but I have a strong preference towards drawing men and I HATE it when people draw women with absolutely MASSIVE bahongers. Like boobs that have their own mf orbit. I feel like the universe said "okay. he can be a lesbian but we can't have him fallin in love with drawings n shit."

[porcelainbambi]

Mhm you can kiss me too if that’s what your heart desires!

But I will gladly just look out after my little babydoll in my lap? Would run my fingers on your cheek and make you lean onto my touch as I rub your back and you lay your pretty little head on my boobs. Just holding you and calming you down.

And if you want to cry that’s okay. I can wrap you in a blanket and let you curl by my side or in my lap as a little cat <3 my little babydoll <3

🧺

would 100% end up fallin asleep on u bc it’s just too heavenly n soothing :( would do anything for that rn, need to b ur little babydoll!!

[a-certain-romance]

Genshin Masterlist

Monstadt Characters

Amber:

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Bennett:

Genshin party hc’s 🧠🫀

Eula:

Your hips, your lips, they’re mine pt3 💋

Float on 🫀

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Jean:

Your hips, your lips, they’re mine pt3 💋

Don’t be surprised when you get bent over 💋

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Housewife reader pt3 💋

Can’t help falling🫀

Lisa:

Housewife reader pt3 💋

Can’t help falling🫀

Mona:

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Rosaria:

I crave you 💋

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Liyue Characters

Beidou:

Won’t you stay for a little longer? 💋🫀

Baby, I’m star-struck by you 💋

Genshin party hc’s 🧠🫀

You look just like a dream 💋

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Housewife reader pt3 💋

Housewife reader pt4 💋

Ganyu:

Sub hc’s 🧠

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Hu tao:

Them with housewife!reader pt2 🫀💋

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

These hearts adore 💋

Ningguang:

Won’t you stay for a little longer? 💋🫀

Genshin party hc’s 🧠🫀

Them with housewife!reader pt2 🫀💋

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Random Hc’s 🧠💋🫀

Shenhe:

Wish you’d make me cry 💋

Genshin party hc’s 🧠🫀

Them with housewife!reader pt2 🫀💋

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Housewife reader pt4 💋

These hearts adore 💋

Zhongli:

Baby, I’m star-struck by you 💋

Inazuma Characters

Ayaka:

Sub hc’s 🧠

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Ei:

Fallin’ for ya 🫀🥀

Your hips, your lips, they’re mine Pt2 💋

Them with housewife!reader 💋

Antsy 💋

Video games 💋

Don’t be surprised when you get bent over 💋

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Babysitter Ei 💋

You’re in control 💋

You’re my favorite kind of night 💋

Random Hc’s 🧠💋🫀

These hearts adore 💋

Breeding them on vacation 💋

Kissing Makoto over Ei 💋

Raiden Shogun Puppet:

One love, two mouths 💋

Kujo Sara:

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Gorou:

Sub hc’s 🧠

Kokomi:

Sub hc’s 🧠

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Thoma:

Sub hc’s 🧠

Yae Miko:

Your hips, your lips, they’re mine 💋

As you bit into your stawberry lace 💋

Can’t help myself 🫀💋

You’re the one I’m addicted to 💋

Them with housewife!reader 💋

Antsy 💋

Don’t be surprised when you get bent over 💋

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Housewife reader pt4 💋

Her with teacher!reader 💋

Random Hc’s 🧠💋🫀

She can hardly wait 💋

These hearts adore 💋

Can’t help falling🫀

Breeding them on vacation 💋

Yoimiya:

Boobs, ass, or thighs? 🧠

Sumeru Characters

Candace:

Housewife reader pt3 💋

Dehya:

Housewife reader pt3 💋

She can hardly wait 💋

Fontaine Characters

Clorinde:

Obsessed with me 🫀💋

Snezhnayan Characters

Arlecchino:

Won’t you stay for a little longer? Pt 2 💋🫀

Cliff’s Edge 💋

Random Hc’s 🧠💋🫀

Kinktober 23’

[conniespringerblkwife]

Guess Who? (Final)

(Armin Arlert x Female Reader | NSFW)

Part 1, Part 2, Series List

A/N: This series has officially come to an end. There would be more Armin content in the future hopefully :) Also I'm currently coming up with a Jean series that will be longer than this one and the Eren one, so lookout for it!

Warnings: Mentions of bullying, Cussing, Smut: Unprotected sex, Fingering, Oral (Female receiving), Dry humping

Summary: Y/n and Armin decide to confess to each other after two weeks of not talking.

*2,283 words*

Songs I listened to while writing:

Fallin for Armin's Ocean Eyes Playlist

You stared in confusion as the words left Armin's lips. "That night at the party. I was the one you kissed and ran away." His grip on your waist tightened so you wouldn't pull away from him. When he noticed you were taking too long to answer he then continued. "I was too scared to tell you, I didn't think..." He stopped himself.

"You didn't think what?" You interrupted, your hands gripping his shoulder as lust was replaced with confusion and hurt to why he didn't tell you the truth.

"Because I didn't think you would want to be with someone like me Y/n."

You sighed, "Armin, was that the reason why you were avoiding me? and what do you mean by someone like you?"

"You already know. Your type of people laugh at me. I'm not good enough." He rubbed your sides still keeping eye contact with yours. You pursed your lips at his word.

"I'm still hurt that you didn't tell me." you removed your self from his lap and stood up. "I think I should go home." You whispered softly and then turned around and began walking in the direction of your house.

Armin could hear his heart breaking as he watched your figure get smaller. The farther away you walked the faster his heart fell. When he couldn't see your figure anymore, he laid his head in the palm of his hands. "I'm such a coward," he said to himself.

You were now in your home, eyes blurry with tears and you felt your heart in your throat. "This is all my fault." You blamed yourself for the way Armin acted. Of course he didn't want to be with you. You had bullied him so much in the past, why would he want to be with you. "Because I didn't think you would want to be with someone like me Y/n." His words echoed in your head. This was all your, fault and you had to deal with the consequences. You always thought you could get anyone you wanted, and you could. People even told you also. Boys would always throw themselves at you, and they made you feel good in that moment, but not like how Armin does.

Armin makes you feel at peace. You could be yourself around him and he wouldn't judge you. He was kind, gentle, and smart, and he also makes you laugh. You didn't have to be fake around him.

This must've been God's joke of telling you cant always get what you want.

The next few days you and Armin didn't speak. Days then turned into two weeks and you were worried. You didn't want to end things with Armin. It wasn't a big deal that Armin hid his secret from you, but to him it was.

He was embarrassed and believed you didn't want to be with the real him. He would see you in the hallways and would want to go near you, but his doubts prevented him from doing so.

He decided to stay home one day because he wasn't feeling well, but part of the reason he couldn't handle another day seeing your face.

When you didn't see him in school, you decided to ask Mikasa if he was alright and she told you Armin was sick. "You should bring him something, I think he would like that."

"Really? I don't think we're on speaking terms right now."

"Y/N I'm serious he would." MIkasa thought it was a great idea to get you two to talk because she was tired of Armin rambling about how much of a loser he was. Mikasa knew he wasn't sick he was just too much of a coward to confront you, so she decided to hurry up the avoiding process.

After school, you quickly head to your home and prepared soup. When you were finished you decided to take a shower and put on something more comfortable. You prepared soup for him and decided to drive to his house. You put in the address Mikasa had given you and drove off.

As you stood in front of the door, you felt your heart pound against your chest. you wanted to leave the soup at the door step, but you needed to talk to him. You inhaled and exhaled while closing your eyes and made the final decision to ring the door bell.

Part of you prayed that he wouldn't answer, but as you heard the approaching footsteps, you knew you weren't getting out of this.

Armin stood in front of you and you took in his appearance. He was wearing a gray shirt and black jogging pants that clung to his legs and his strands of his blonde hair covered his blue eyes that you loved.

He couldn't help but blush under your gaze and decided to break the silence,"Y/n? what are you doing here?"

"Oh...Mikasa told me you were sick and I was worried so..." You lifted the bag that carried the soup in front of you. " I decided to bring you soup."

His fingertips brushed yours lightly as he took it from you. "Oh thank you....Do you want to come in?"

You smiled, "Sure"

"The soup might be a little cold, I could warm up for you if you like." You said while following behind him. He led you to the kitchen, then placed the bag on the counter while taking out the soup.

"No it's fine thank you...Have a seat." As you took a seat, you could feel the tension between you two. You were going to address it, but you didn't know how or maybe you were just too scared. You watched as Armin licked his pink lips after taking a sip of the soup and then smiled. "It's delicious." He said and continued sipping it.

You wanted to face palm yourself for behaving like a child. You need to talk to him if you ever want to fix whatever happened between you two. The moment you were going to speak, Armin beat you to it.

"I'm not sick." He said while staring at the empty bowl. "I lied I never was sick, I was just afraid to talk to you." His eyes were now searching any emotion in your eyes.

"Armin, why would you-"

"I'm sorry y/n I want to get this off my chest because I don't want to lie to you anymore." He scooted his chair closer to you. "I'm sorry for hurting your feelings the other day. I was such a coward and wanted to avoid you because I was scared. I was scared you didn't really want to be with me. I fucked up bad because I was insecure." He sighed and grabbed your faced, staring into your eyes. "I want you so bad." He breathed out; his breath caressing your lips. You wanted nothing more than to kiss him, but you needed to say a few things.

"Armin I am sorry i made you feel that way. I am serious about you...You make me feel good." You didn't know tears were falling from your eyes until you felt Armin's thumbs wiped them away, also smearing them. Before you could say anything else, Armin lips were on yours.

His kiss was rough and filled with passion, unlike the last time you kissed him. His hands gripped your waist and pulled you close to his body. He wanted nothing more than to feel your body against his.

Your fingers dragged along his biceps and you gyrated against him as you wrapped your legs around his waist. You felt his slender hands slide to your ass and then gripping it before lifting you from your chair.

You continued to grind against his body as he carried you to his bedroom.

With each drag of your hips, Armin tried not to whimper. You two finally reached his bed and he pulled away to get a good look at your face. Your cheeks were bright and your eyes were dark with lust.

He slightly pulled at your shirt and and asked, "Can I take this off?"

You nodded as you felt his cold hands brush against your stomach, as he lifted up your shirt slowly. The farther he lifted up your shirt, he noticed that you weren't wearing a bra and almost groaned at the sight of your perky nipples.

The minute your shirt was completely removed, he attached his mouth to your right nipple. As his tongue swirled on your nipple his left hand came up to play with your other, which left your back arching.

The feeling of his strong tongue and his calloused hand had you pulling at his blonde locs and grinding against his toned stomach.

You then felt his left hand slide from your boob to your stomach. His fingers teased the band of your pants and your breath hitched. He noticed your hesitation and moved his hand slightly back up and began peppering your chest with kisses. "I'm sorry." He whispered between kisses.

You slid his cold hand back towards your crotch, "No it's fine keep going." You knew you sounded desperate, but Armin didn't mind. He loved that you wanted him and he wanted you too.

You wiggled out of your pants so he could have more room as he slid his hand inside of your panties.

His hand cuffed your pussy and you felt your thighs twitch. Armin could feel how warm and wet you were and let his middle finger swipe along your folds, grazing your clit. The slightest contact made you excited and you urged him to continue.

His index and ring finger spread your lips apart as he caressed your clit gently with his middle finger.

"Armin." You said his name in frustration because of how painfully slow he was going. "Go a little faster." He obeyed and began circling your clit at a faster pace.

You didn't notice he stopped sucking your nipple and was now laying between your thighs until you looked down. He continued working his fingers while also kissing your inner thighs.

You secretly hoped he would kiss where you most needed it.

You then smiled slightly as your prayers were answered. His tongue replaced his middle finger and began licking your clit. He lifted up your legs and rotated your hips so that you could grind against his face.

This new sensation caused you to cover your mouth, trying not to moan too loud. Pleasure tears blurred your vision as you came on his face.

Armin kissed from your stomach to your neck and you could feel the wetness on his lips.

He then removed your hand from your mouth and kissed your lips. the taste of yourself on his lips made you moan in his mouth.

You felt his boner rub against your bare pussy and you both groaned. "You're so pretty Y/n," he said while pulling his pants down. "I wanna make you feel good."

Your eyes slightly widened as his length slapped against his stomach. A blush appeared on his cheeks as you stared at it. "Don't stare." He whispered and then grabbed your face pulling you into another kiss.

You gasp as you felt his tip rub against your folds before inserting himself inside of you slowly. Each time he moved, he would watch your facial expressions to make sure he wasn't hurting you.

Of course it was hurting you, he wasn't even all the way in yet and he was close to touching your cervix, but you didn't want him to stop because you knew it would start to feel good soon.

When all of him was inside of you. You both let out a sigh of relief at the same time.

You stared into his bright eyes and you felt some sense of completeness. You felt happy, you felt no regrets. It was just you and him, no one or nothing in between. "You can move Armin." You rubbed your thumbs across his warm cheeks.

He moved at a slow paced at first, but the more confident he got, the faster he went.

His left hand was clutching the pillow next to your head, his right gripping your hip and his face in your neck as he pounded into you.

You chanted his name each time he hit your spot. Your legs were wrapped tightly around his waist as if he was going to vanish,but that was the last thing he would do.

If there were people home, you knew they would be able to hear your moans and slapping noises coming from Armin's room.

After the last few strokes, Armin felt your warm walls clench around his dick. his moans was muffled from your neck as you felt your body shake and your pussy cream around him. He gave a few thrusts and he also began to cum.

You both gasped for air, not realizing you two been holding it in this whole time.

Armin was going to get up and get a towel but you grabbed his shoulders and pulled him to your chest. "Lets just stay like this for a bit." You whispered as you wrapped your arms around his neck and his head laid on your chest. You felt him smile against your chest as he wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you in closer.

"Okay princess."

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[cherrybracelets]

Star Shopping

spencer reid x reader

word count: 1.6k | warnings: alcohol consumption. other than that, no smut, all fluff

song inspo: star shopping by lil peep (i highly recommend listening to this song before or during reading this fic)

Look at the sky tonight, all of the stars have a reason A reason to shine, a reason like mine and I'm fallin' to pieces

masterlist | requests

Seven hours in the car with Dr. Spencer Reid would be most people's worst nightmare. He spewed nonstop facts about every town you drove by, had an undeniable caffeine addiction that made you stop every ten minutes so he could pee and buy another coffee, and had terrible taste in road trip music. Mozart was not who you would’ve picked to pass the time as you drove up I-95. 

You were accompanying Spencer to Harvard this weekend, to attend a class as guest lecturers from the BAU. They called Dr. Reid personally, and told him to bring one other profiler of his choice. You weren’t exactly sure why he picked you, you weren’t nearly as close as he was with the others. But he swayed you with compliments about how wonderful of a speaker you were, and how the students would be engrossed with my lecturing skills. You couldn’t say no to him, but you were highly regretting it now as he went on about all the fun facts of White Plains, NY. 

“I can’t handle this music anymore, Spence. I feel like I’m at a funeral,” you groaned, staring out the window at the moon, that was now shining high in the sky. 

“Fun fact, the most popular road trip song in the US is On the Road Again by Willie Nelson,” Spencer laughed, excitement pouring out of him as he shared his knowledge. 

“Wonderful, maybe we can listen to that then?” 

“Hmm… no, I don’t like that.” 

You rolled your eyes, and curled into a ball on the passenger seat. You continued to stare out the window, watching the world fly by around you. It was a quiet night, few other cars on the road. It was nearing 11PM, and you were still about two hours away from Boston. Spencer was humming along to the music, staring ahead at the empty road. You watched the way the darkness enveloped him, his features prominent in the low light. 

“Why are you staring at me?” 

“What?” You asked, confused. You had completely zoned out, lost in your own head.

“You were staring right at me!” Spencer laughed, looking over at you and making sure you were okay. He had always thought you were beautiful, especially when you weren’t trying to be. He found himself getting lost in your features, the softness of your lips, the golden aura of radiance surrounding you. 

You weren’t paying much attention to the road, staring at your phone in boredom. A sudden jolt of the car and the loud and undeniable sound of a tire popping. Spencer looked shocked and apologetic, his face scrunched in guilt as he put the car in park on the side of the highway. He turned towards you slowly, as you were trying to gather your words without yelling. 

“Oops,” he whispered, closing his eyes to prepare for your wrath. 

You took a deep breath, calming yourself before speaking. You were known to have a bit of a temper, and you were desperately trying to overcome that personality trait. You looked down at the floor, silently praying to whatever god would listen. 

“Is there a spare tire?” You crossed your fingers, a dumb superstition that you did instinctively. You could tell by the long silence before his response that the answer was no. 

“Listen, I have Triple A. I’ll call them right now!” He promised, assuring you that everything would be fine. 

“We have to be at the college tomorrow morning! We need to get to Boston tonight!” You groaned, putting your face in your hands as you started to feel yourself panic. It was pitch black out, the car was almost out of gas anyways, and it was freezing out. Your stomach turned as you dug your nails into your palms, trying to ground yourself. 

“Okay, I’ll call Hotch and see if he can pull a few strings.” Spencer said quietly, immediately noticing your shift in mood. He stepped out of the car to call Hotch, hoping that a few minutes of silence would calm you down. 

He was right, of course. You felt better after only 60 seconds of quiet, your heart rate slowing down and your breathing returning back to it’s normal pace. You could hear Spencer mumbling faintly on the phone, unable to make out any of his words.

 You looked around and realized the severity of the situation, stranded on an empty road in the middle of the night. You shifted uncomfortably in your seat, your hand reaching for your gun to make sure it was still in your place. 

“Alright, I have some good news and bad news. What would you like first?” Spencer said awkwardly, avoiding eye contact as he got back in the car. You saw his gun on his hip, making you feel even safer knowing he could protect you, too. 

“Good news, I guess.”

“Hotch is calling a tow truck who will bring us to Boston. They’ll fix the car in the morning and another car will pick us up to bring us to campus.”

“All of that sounds pretty good, what is the bad news?” You groaned, hoping it was something small enough to not cause another panic attack. 

“The tow truck is coming from Boston so… we’re stuck here for about two hours…”

“Oh, god damn it Spence!” You threw your head back on the seat, sighing loudly as you stared up at the ceiling of the car. 

“No worries though, we’ll make it fun. I have a few bottles of wine in the back. They were gifts for the professors but… fuck it.” Spencer got out of the car and walked to the trunk, opening it. He searched through the bags, rummaging around loudly and for what seemed like way too long. Finally he found what he was looking for, zipping up the bags and closing the trunk. 

“Come out here! The stars look amazing!” He opened up your door and you walked out, leaning against the side of the car and staring at the sky. 

“Isn’t it so clear out here?” He asked, opening up a bottle of cheap red wine and taking a swig. He handed you the bottle, and you grabbed it excitedly, downing multiple gulps in hopes that the alcohol would calm you down. 

“It’s pretty beautiful,” you whispered, staring mesmerized into the night sky, each star it’s own shining life force in the otherwise black sky. 

“Look at that, right there,” he whispered, getting close to you and pointing up at an exceptionally large and bright star in the sky. His face was almost touching yours, the warmth of his body drawing you in. 

“What is it?” 

“Venus. Isn’t that cool? A whole planet, right there for us to see.”

“Why does it glow like a star if it’s a planet? Like, stars are on fire, right? So that’s why they glow. Why do planets glow?”

“Ah, well actually, planets are reflecting the light of stars.” Spencer looked down at you, smiling as he shared his knowledge. There was nothing he loved more than somebody actually listening to his facts. 

He continued to point out planets and stars, showing you constellations. The two of you even found a shooting star, the alcohol causing you to giggle as you both made funny wishes. 

“I wish for… bigger boobs,” you giggled, grabbing your breasts and frowning. Spencer took another long swig in wine, shaking the bottle around as he realized it was almost empty. 

“I wish for more wine… and bigger boobs,” he laughed, taking the final swig from the bottle and throwing it on the ground. 

“Jeez, Spence, be careful,” you laughed, stepping away from the shattered glass. You got closer to Spencer, your body clumsily bumping into his as you backed away from the bottle. 

“Oh, sorry,” you mumbled, turning around and facing him directly. You were inches from each other, the smell of wine hanging strongly in the air. 

“Hmm…” he mumbled, tilting his head slightly as he stared down at you. 

“What?” 

“I think you have really nice boobs.” He stared at your cleavage for a few more seconds, before looking back up to your face. He smiled goofily at you, his eyes glossy and cheeks red as the alcohol flushed through him. 

“That is extremely inappropriate, Dr. Reid,” you giggled, his eyes still locked on your chest. 

“Sorry…” he muttered, stumbling awkwardly away from you. 

“No, no, it’s okay. I just didn’t realize you looked at me like that, I guess.” 

“Are you kidding? I think you’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever met.” 

“You’re joking,” you laughed, shaking your head in amusement, convincing yourself there was no way someone like him could ever be interested in someone like you. 

“I mean, I am a little drunk, but I still know how I feel.” 

“How do you feel, Spencer?” 

“Like I’d like to ask you on a date.” 

“Is this not a date already? I mean, we split a bottle of wine, we’re staring at the stars… seems a little romantic.” You smiled up at Spencer, happiness flooding you as you looked at the way the moonlight reflected in his eyes. 

“Okay, fine. I’d like to ask you on a second date.” 

“Spencer Reid- I would love to go on a second date with you.” 

“But, you know, I kind of have a first date routine, and we haven’t really stuck with it.” 

“Well, what’s in the routine?” 

“This…” he whispered, walking towards you and taking your face in his hands, kissing you passionately under the stars. The sweet taste of Pinot Noir clung to your lips, sloppy drunk kisses and giggles exchanging between you. 

“Oh, I guess now is a good time to tell you the hotel we’re staying at only has one-bed rooms available,” Spencer giggled, getting out his words between kisses. 

“Oh, damn. What are we gonna do about that?”

[adorethedistance]

I Do, Do You? - JJ Maybank x Reader Imagine

(I don’t own this image, if it’s yours and you don’t want me to use it, message me and I’ll take it down.)

Request: by anon: It’d be really cool if you could write something about the trend where you kiss your best friend with jj, where the reader does it and jj gets really excited about it

Warnings: This is super fluffy but I can’t really think of any potential triggers. If you find some PLEASE point them out to me!

Words: 993 

Anxious butterflies have settled in my stomach since early this morning when I scrolled through the entire trend of ‘kissing my best friend’ videos. I decided this was it. If I was ever going to try and be more than a friend to JJ, this was my chance.

As I sit next to him on the couch, my heart is flying 1000 mph. I don’t know if JJ can sense I’m acting differently but I hope he can’t. We’ve been lounging around, watching movies all day, surely he won’t think anything of it if I ask-

“Do you want to make a Tik Tok?” He looks at me without picking his head up off the back of the couch. He’s totally on to me and he’s totally going to say no.

“Sure.” Oh.

Standing from my spot on the couch, I extend a paw to pull JJ’s lazy ass off of the couch but instead of counteracting my body weight to pick himself up, he pulls me down on top of him first.

“What are you doing?” I half-squeal, half-laugh. JJ then rolls us both over so that his body weight is practically crushing me, and he slips my phone out of my hand.

“Are we dancing to Doja Cat? What’s the game plan?”

“I already have a sound picked out! Get off me.” He laughs and then blindly tosses my phone at me.

“Ow, my boob. You nailed me right in the titty, JJ!” I wail dramatically as he laughs even harder. Rolling over to get to a seated position, I pull up the audio from the videos I’ve been watching all morning and my hands begin to shake. I prop my phone up on the open box of Cheez-Its we’ve been snacking out of and the countdown to the music seals my fate. As the video is already recording, JJ looks at me confused.

“What are we supposed to do for this sound?”

“It’s about us being best friends so just pretend to like me for a minute.” I forgot JJ’s service payment was late and he’s been out of signal for a couple weeks so he has no idea what this trend is. That should be a relief but my anxiety convinces me that that’s somehow worse.

The beat is about to drop.

“I’ll try but I can’t promise I’ll be that good of an act-” before JJ can finish his sentence, I gently gripped his jaw and very lightly pressed my lips to his. He doesn’t kiss back immediately, probably due to shock. All of a sudden, my nerves get the better of me and I pull away before he can register what’s happening.

When I open my eyes, JJ is already looking at me in surprise. His eyes are wide and his jaw is dropped but I can tell he’s biting back a smile. He then turns to the camera and bellows a loud,

“YEEESSS!” Before standing up and flexing like Shia LaBeouf in the ‘just do it’ meme. He looks back at me and screams again, which makes me laugh even harder. The exhilaration hasn’t worn off in the slightest and JJ squishes my cheeks together in both of his hands, before pressing his lips to mine once more. The kiss deepens and is filled with ten times the passion of before, and then he pulls away grinning bigger than I’ve ever seen in my life.

The memory is one I’ll treasure forever because that day was the start of the rest of our lives. Slipping my right foot into my white shoe, I stand up to look into the vanity mirror in front of me. My hair is styled to perfection, my makeup is exactly the way I like it, and my dress compliments my figure in all the right places. I look so beautiful I almost don’t recognize myself.

Then, a knock at the door pulls me from my self-induced stupor.

“Come in,” I call as I see Sarah and Wheezie have already entered without waiting for a response.

“Oh my gosh you look gorgeous, Y/n,” Sarah sighs and I can see tears welling up in her eyes.

“No, don’t cry yet. The ceremony hasn’t started and you’re gonna make me cry!” I say which makes the three of us laugh. After a brief moment of adoring silence, I take each of their hands and we stand in a huddle, just us three girls, for what’ll be the last time as bachelorette-sisters.

“You don’t wanna be late for your special day, so we need to go,” Wheezie ushers us out the door and into the common area of the townhouse used for Midsummers. Outside on the lawn I see what feels like the entirety of the outer banks, all seated in identical white chairs, facing the water where an arch decorated with white tulle flutters in the wind. Underneath it, I see JJ in a suit that, without a doubt, doesn’t belong to him. He looks so handsome in black. A red rose is pinned to his jacket to match the bouquet in my shaking hands. I feel as nervous as the day we first kissed.

With Sarah on my left arm, Wheezie on my right, and Fallin’ All in You by Shawn Mendes playing softly throughout the courtyard, everything feels perfect. I have my twin and my baby sister ready to give me away to marriage. How could anyone ask for more?

The adoring eyes of family members and friends alike, lift me to cloud nine and I feel as if I’m floating down the aisle. Once I reach JJ, my sisters step to my left side, and JJ and I turn to face our officiant. He begins officiating our marriage, but JJ and I talk under him anyway.

“You’re lookin’ hot in that dress, babe.”

“Four hours. That’s all you get.”

“That’s fine. I prefer you in sweats and my shirts anyway.”

***

A/N: I’M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG. College apps snuck up on me and made writing not fun for a bit but I think I'm back? Anywho, THIS TOOK A TURN. Lmao I was like haha tek tauk chAllleimge and suddenly ur at the altar. Crazy how life works huh?

[goldemas1244]

Sometimes I don't get how people raise their self-confidence like that.

Like if it were me I'd need a five minute boob affirmation, some self sexifying time, a mirror to sluttily pose in, and a nice 7 hour nap.

Like fr fam 👌😩👈 dj got us fallin in love again 💅💅💗💗💗

[little-diable]

Fallin’ all in - Damon Salvatore (smut and fluff)

(Taking imagine/song imagine requests at the moment, you can find a prompt list on my page) Song “Fallin’ all in” by Shawn Mendes. 

Sunrise with you on my chest No blinds in the place where I live Daybreak open your eyes 'Cause this was only ever meant to be for one night

Damon was still fast asleep next to you, one arm was lazily draped over you, the other one placed under your head. It must have been pretty early, the sunrays alighting his bedroom. The memories of last night were still fresh, you could still felt his lips nipping on your neck while his hands explored your body for the first time. The both of you had been friends for a long time, around 60 years by now, but you always tried to keep it that way, being more than familiar with Damon’s way around girls scared you off.

Still, we're changing our minds here Be yours, be my dear So close with you on my lips Touch noses, feeling your breath Push your heart and pull away, yeah

“It’s way too early to be that deep in thought sweetheart.”, he kissed your head, pulling you closer into his naked chest. A small laugh left your lips, you felt very at ease in that moment. “I could get used to mornings like this.”, you weren’t quite sure if he could understand what you were whispering against his chest but as a silent “same.” left his mouth you couldn’t contain the smile any longer.

Be my summer in a winter day love I can't see one thing wrong Between the both of us Be mine, be mine, yeah Anytime, anytime

After laying in bed for a little while longer Damon whispered in your ear „you up for round three?“, while sucking on the spot under your ear that made you shiver. Your fingers tailed along his body, a smirk on your lips as you felt him shudder because of your soft touch, his muscles contracting beneath your fingers. The handsome vampire pulled you on top of him, hands grasping your boobs, pinching your nipples and rolling them between his thumb and pointer fingers. His touch managed to coax some moans out of you his name leaving your lips like a prayer. You could feel his hard member pressing into your thigh, your wet core already contracting, anticipating his touch.  

Ooh, you know I've been alone for quite a while Haven't I? I thought I knew it all Found love but I was wrong More times than enough But since you came along I'm thinking baby

The feeling of Damon buried deep inside of you was unbelievable, it made you feel alive, sparks coursing through your veins. Moans escaped both your mouths, skin slapping against each other, trembling fingers laced together. His eyes were hooked on the sight in front of him, his cock disappearing deep inside of you, your back arched and your head fell back his name falling from your lips. Your walls clenches around him, bringing both of you closer to the edge. His hips met yours in perfect synchronization, you were almost blackening out because of the intense feeling.

You are bringing out a different kind of me There's no safety net that's underneath, I'm free Falling all in You fell for men who weren't how they appeared, yeah Trapped up on a tightrope now we're here, we're free Falling all in you

With a few more thrusts the both of you orgasmed at the same time, his fangs broke the soft skin on your neck, relishing the feeling of your conjoint pleasure. “Breakfast?”, he asked as he rose from his bed, putting on a pair of black underwear, throwing his shirt in your direction. You were quite surprised about his behavior, kinda expecting him to tell you to leave. After pulling his shirt over your head you followed him down into the kitchen, he was already working on what seemed to be a pancake batter.

Fast forward a couple years, yeah Grown up in the place that we live Make love, then we fight Laugh 'cause it was only meant to be for one night baby I guess we can't control What's just not up to us Be mine, be mine, yeah Anytime, anytime

This turned into a routine, you’d stay over, both of you would fuck for hours on end and afterwards you’d fall asleep on his chest. Soon you realized that Damon slowly turned into something more than just a close friend. At first you were trying to ignore your new-found feelings, acted as if you wouldn’t care too much about the Vampire, ignoring his flirty remarks and his loving touches. One evening after three or four glasses of bourbon you couldn’t think straight anymore. The words “Damon, I think I am in love with you.”, leaving your mouth without really realizing what you just told him.

Ooh, you know I've been alone for quite a while Haven't I? I thought I knew it all Found love but I was wrong More times than enough But since you came along I'm thinking baby

„Took you long enough.“, was the only thing that he said, as his arms wrapped around you, lifting you off the sofa, carrying you into his room. As he placed you on your bed his fingers stroked some hair out of your face, tracing your features, admiring the beauty in front of him. Your lips gazed his, sucking on his lower lip, your fingers tangled in his raven hair. “Oh, and by the way, I love you too.”, his head disappeared between your thighs, showing you how much he truly loved you.

You are bringing out a different kind of me There's no safety net that's underneath, I'm free Falling all in You fell for men who weren't how they appear Trapped up on a tightrope now we're here, we're free Falling all in you

Damon and you were a perfect example for “friends turned into lovers”, you were a match made in hell. It took some time for Stefan and the rest of the gang to accept your relationship, not being used to see you both kiss or hold hands on a regular basis. Damon was very protective and possessive of you, you were his, just as much as he was yours.

Every time I see you baby I get lost If I'm dreaming, baby, please don't wake me up Every night I'm with you I fall more in love Now I'm laying by your side Everything feels right since you came along I'm thinking baby You, yeah, are bringing out a different kind of me There's no safety net that's underneath, I'm free Falling all in