#fantastic taste

[herzspalter]

Megan Thee Stallion's Bruno-inspired outfit is sooo cute that I had to draw the king in it!!

[gravyhoney]

You asked for asks so you get random image

Triple goldfish is my new religion. Not that. I had one in the first place.

[applescruff-s]

Your Beatles color edits are amazing oh my gosh, I just stumbled across them and they are *chefs kiss* fabulous!

Thank you so much!!! It’s been a few years since my color edit heyday, I had to double check that your ask was recent 😅

I’m so glad that they’re still out there making people smile!

[xx-sketchy-xx]

LOOOK, LOOK WHAT MY MOTHER MADE FROM CAKE. AAAAAAAAAA-

[r-aindr0p]

Man the jury is unhinged on those culinary crucible event

I genuinely thought for a few seconds that Ortho would idk casually nuke the food

[fenkko]

i like the idea of childe being immune to scara's typical repertoire of petty insults and threats (much to scara's chagrin) but then scara finds out he gets all shy and awkward around scara's nice act... and childe is at his mercy from that day on....

[goldenpinof]

are we getting something for the whole pride month, that's what i'm worried about

[binart]

ha ha ha anyway i'm going to go see my doctor soon EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE

[butcher-my-name]

change your fundemental nature to be allowed to leave the pit

[firstroseofspring]

so revealing that worf chose a lover like k'ehleyr- arguably the most stoic unflinching man in starfleet saw a woman that can't keep a funny quip from her mouth or a smile off her face for five minutes and said hm. that one <3

[maybeonedayillfindout]

watched gotg3 finally. and i’m normal about it i’m completely okay. i’m thinking normally about drax and mantis sibling banter and about rockets creation and i want a perfect body i want a perfect soul and about peter and gamora not getting together and about ravenger gamora and about floor and lila and teefs and why didn’t you make me good enough so that you could love me? and about “why didn’t you tell us?””why didn’t you ask” and about mantis fighting for what she wants and about how drax had a daughter and he loved her and about rocket raccoon and about how in the end they split up even though that means you can’t milk the franchise anymore because this is the good ending and happiness hit her like a bullet in the back and about he’s funny and he loves us and isn’t that enough? and about nebula and kraglin and about quill coming back to his grandfather and it all circles back and about rocket and being worth something on your own. i’m normal i’m so completely average about this movie

[bisexualbard-writes]

@kimchaybrainrot!! You had a birthday!! sorry it’s a day late BUT I have some soft kimchay headcanons JUST FOR YOU! 

When Chay starts staying at Kim’s place, when he wakes up in the morning he says “I’m hungry what’s for breakfast” and this sends Kim spiraling down through guilt memories. He decides then that he’s never going to ever ask Chay to make them breakfast. 

The problem is he wants to have a nice quiet morning at home cuddling with Chay, but he doesn't keep a lot of food on hand. He usually just grabs a protein bar on his way out the door and orders in for his other meals. So for that first day he orders them coffee and pastries from the cafe down the street, but any breakfast food more substantial than pastries always arrives cold so this isn’t a great long term solution. 

BUT fear not, Kim is a PROBLEM SOLVER. He decides he’s going to learn how to cook breakfast for Chay so that they can spend the mornings cuddling in their pajamas AS IT OUGHT TO BE. 

The problem is, he’s never so much as cracked an egg before. When Chay isn’t around (because gosh, Kim isn’t going to let Chay see him fucking up miserably when they JUST got back together) Kim gets a carton of eggs practices cracking them open and frying them. He’s not a disaster, he has to know how to have a delicate touch for both music and murder, but he still gets some eggshell in the pan and the yolk runs everywhere so he ends up with scrambled eggs. On his second attempt the eggs are burnt on the bottom and raw on the top. On this third attempt he gets it fully cooked, but then the egg is FULLY COOKED and not at all runny in the middle the way chay likes. 

That’s when he realizes okay, huh, this cooking thing might be a bit more of a skill than he anticipated. 

But he is COMMITTED to not CORRUPTING their newly flourishing relationship with BREAKFAST SINS. 

So he cracks his knuckles and loads youtube and gets to work. As it turns out, he has a lot to learn. He’s pretty good at knife skills already, but it turns out there’s a whole different kind of technique to chopping up an onion than there is to twirling a switchblade. And he learned enough chemistry to know what common bathroom cleaners he can weaponize and turn into harmful gaseous clouds, but the chemistry of just making some bread is a whole different level of complex. 

He still orders in breakfast for him and Chay while he’s learning and just deals with slightly cold delivery for now, because he’s not going to serve anything but the BEST for his boy. 

On the morning he finally feels ready, he slips out of bed early and gets cracking. When Chay finally wanders out he’s a little grumpy he didn’t wake up with his cuddle buddy, but then he’s quickly stunned by the feast in front of him. There are pans of sausages and bacon, and crepes loaded with freshly made whipped cream and fruit, and multiple types of freshly squeezes fruit juice, and then Kim is pulling a quiche out of the oven. 

Chay says something like “good morning P’Kim and also what in the world is happening?” and Kim responds “good morning my love I made you breakfast?” 

Chay gapes, and Kim realizes he might have gone a little overboard, but then Chay is kissing him and hoisting him onto the counter because Chay is overwhelmed with so much love, but Kim has to stop him because “i love you chay but I am NOT eating another cold and and soggy breakfast.” 

All the food is delicious and delightful - Chay would have been perfectly happy with a stack of pancakes to be honest, but the big spread of food is super awesome and Chay knows without Kim having to say it that this is another way of helping them move on from their turbulent start, so he extra appreciates all the effort. 

Kim watches Chay eat carefully and glows a little more with each compliment and when they’re done eating Chay pulls him back into the bedroom for more kisses and cuddles and a nap to sleep off all the food. 

( And then later Chay will show kim exactly how appreciative he is by bending him over the kitchen counter and fucking him slowly and thoroughly until kim is begging. ) 

From then on Kim makes them breakfast while Chay sits on the kitchen island still looking rumpled in his pajamas and demanding kisses whenever Kim passes him to use the sink. Kim loves it and despairs because sometimes they get a little too distracted and Kim burns things, but it always makes Chay happy, so its a sacrifice he’s willing to make.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Opinions on my cookies

[hechiima]

Could I get some domestic wrightworth fic recs????????

I haven't read nrmt in a bit and have no memory retention unfortunately so huge s/o to @volaile for coming through with these recs and descriptions. (Also please check out their fics if you like nrmt; their writing and characterization is actually impeccable: https://archiveofourown.org/users/kitelines/pseuds/kitelines):

• getting together but it’s extremely casual and in a coffee shop https://archiveofourown.org/works/39234099

• miles discovers phoenix’s sketchbook and phoenix draws him over sofa pasta https://archiveofourown.org/works/1605932

• apollo discovers a scruffy beanix and a chief prosecutor edgeworth are together and theyre annoyingly casual about this fact https://archiveofourown.org/works/24548434

• not yet together but is them, as friends, being competitive about christmas presents which i at least count as domestic https://archiveofourown.org/works/28231437

• beginning to wonder if domestic means them doing casual relationship stuff together but. heres them again pre relationship this time dancing on a balcony which has to count as domestic right???!! https://archiveofourown.org/works/328873

• THIS IS DEFFO DOMESTIC. district attorney edgeworth invites phoenix to san fransisco for a fancy legal dinner https://archiveofourown.org/works/25577170

• slight au where edgeworth stays in germany for another decade after aa4 and comes back to look after a barely hurt phoenix in his lonely apartment, relationship casually ensues https://archiveofourown.org/works/235982

I'm also gonna plug @slicedmangoh's bread fic b/c it is PEAK domestic. Edgeworth has the day off and they literally make bread and dinner. Mango's atmosphere and and descriptions makes me feral. Please read it I am on my hands and knees. (https://archiveofourown.org/works/32095432)

[w-i-m-m]

[paragal]

Day 15: into the oven with you