#farting pandas

[the-five-deadly-venoms]

It's good to see you back, even if it's not at all under circumstances we want it to be.

aww omg thank you fire !! what a sweet thing to send me :3c

dreamworks really just swept the five away all in favour of tai lung..........................

[justanotherwriter140]

Kung Fu Panda 4 - The Trailer

Another really, really long discussion post.

PLOT PREDICTIONS/POTENTIAL SPOILERS AHEAD!

I know I'm late to the party. Oops!

Well, I think it's as good of a time as any to write another discussion post because what's better to write about than the Kung Fu Panda 4 trailer? Nothing, evidently, because take a wild guess what I'll be rambling about today.

The first (and possibly last—aside from the Christmas day teasers and product advertisements) Kung Fu Panda 4 trailer was posted to YouTube on December 13th, just under three months before the film's current release date (March 8th). It quickly gained mass public attention, garnering over 140 million views across all social medias on which it was released within its first day of being online. That's...utterly insane.

As an avid Kung Fu Panda fan, I'm thrilled at the attention the new film is getting; however, I'm not ignorant to the many concerns that both fans and casual viewers alike have regarding the content shown in the trailer. In this post, I want to acknowledge and discuss any and all opinions I've seen so far, both positive and negative.

Before I begin, though, I want to let it be known that this isn't a hate post. I want to be respectful and fair above anything else. I will be discussing things that I dislike in the trailer as well as things that I like, and if you don't agree, that's alright! This isn't a persuasive essay, it's an extensive ramble of personal indulgence in the terrifying freedom with which the internet presents us in today's day and age.

So, given that freedom, let's talk about the Kung Fu Panda 4 trailer! Spoilers, nitpicks, and annoyingly specific thoughts lie ahead.

My attention is immediately brought to the changes in the art style. I enjoy stylization a lot, and I think that if done well, it could work favorably when applied to the KFP franchise. The previous movies have toyed with temporary art style changes, usually in backstories and dreamscapes, all examples of which were done expertly and fit well within the respective films in which they appeared. I guess that's all to say I'm definitely on board with alternative art styles being utilized for storytelling purposes (or just because they look awesome).

With that said, though, I'm very much hoping to see the incredibly intricate painting backgrounds/landscapes make a comeback. They've always been a highlight of the films for me and I think that they're a unique detail that adds to the franchise's feel. Suffice it to say, I will be disappointed if that tradition is dropped.

I can't think of a good segue, but I want to point out a detail many fans online were discussing upon the trailer's release: Shifu's staff.

The golden band that has been wrapped around Shifu's (formerly Oogway's) staff since the second film has miraculously disappeared. This is a very odd inconsistency with Shifu's character design.

While it's a small detail, I wanted to point it out and hear some other opinions as to why the staff suddenly looks different. I'm assuming the shot hasn't been fully rendered and as a result, some of the easter eggs that the fans (including myself) like to nitpick simply haven't been added yet.

Outfit change (kind of)!

The trailer features a snippet of Po's battle with a sting ray, which could be interesting seeing as none of the previous films prominently featured any kind of marine life. I'll admit that I'm a bit skeptical about the overall importance of this battle (I'm primarily referring to the relevancy this has to the rest of the film) as the sting ray never appears again in the trailer, but I want to refrain from making snap judgments until I actually...you know...see the movie.

Something tells me this is an introductory sequence of sorts—not necessarily what the film opens with, but perhaps the first time we see Po. The hat and cape are reminiscent of KFP's iconic opening, and the bridge that Po later pins the sting ray against somewhat resembles the bridge in the first movie's dreamscape.

This frame looks cool, but I could have gone without the "Keep your surf off my turf!" bit. On a positive note, I like the paint stroke in the background, it gives a very distinct vibe and I can appreciate it.

The progression of Po's expressions in the "inner peace/dinner please" sequence is fun to watch.

On the other hand, the implications of this scene do not line up with the other movies at all, and—put bluntly—they scare me a little bit.

I fully believe that every individual will realistically have to achieve "inner peace" multiple times in their life. We are constantly changing and growing, and our understanding of ourselves and the world around us will reflect that change.

However, this is the fourth installment of this series, and when themes are repeated three times within the same franchise, they become redundant. It is a sequel's job to make sure that themes aren't repetitious and that the audience feels like they're experiencing something different each time.

Please understand that I don't mean the idea of inner peace should be completely dropped, as I think that the sudden irrelevance of inner peace in a KFP movie would stick out like a sore thumb. Even so, as things are currently, I don't think we need another movie about finding inner peace.

That all is to say Po's seeming inability to achieve even a temporary sense of inner peace in this segment is jarring. If it's a trailer-specific clip or a skit included for laughs, that's fine! But I'm sorry guys, I can't do another "Po finding inner peace" arc. I'm not strong enough.

Moving on!

Thoughts:

The portal looks awesome! Bonus points if the tendrils are made to look like bits of paper—maybe in reference to the Dragon Scroll?

Viola Davis as the Chameleon was an amazing choice, kudos to the casting director!

The lizard army looks pretty cool! I'm excited to see them in action.

As for Tai Lung's legitimate resurrection, I don't know how I feel about it. The "bringing back dead characters" trope has never been a personal favorite of mine, but I want to wait and see what the film has to offer. I understand everyone's qualms regarding this specific plot point, though, and all the ones I've seen so far are valid.

The Chameleon looks cool! I love seeing fanart of her on Tumblr, as well, all of the artists I've seen so far have given such interesting and fun interpretations of the character. I'm excited to see what she brings to the franchise!

Admittedly, I have some reservations regarding her "powers." The third film already explored the notion of stealing life force/kung fu from other kung fu masters (both alive and dead), and as many other fans have pointed out, the Chameleon's abilities seem awfully similar.

I've seen a lot of people talking about how the shadow in the frame above looks like it could belong to Shen, and I don't disagree, but my attention is more so on the fact that the Chameleon has Po's staff—maybe traveling to a foreign city with an outlaw wasn't the best idea.

As for Zhen, anything I could say about her has already been said, for better or worse. I didn't find her voice to be especially irritating in the trailer, but (in my opinion) her design is unfitting for the KFP universe. It's not bad at all, but it doesn't fit.

I can't see myself caring too deeply for her character, but this likely won't be of any consequence because—this is a theory I've seen floating around, I haven't heard anything solid to give credit to the idea��I don't think she's going to end up as the Dragon Warrior.

As for her dynamic with Po, I'm interested. While their interactions have been short and not especially telling in advertisements, it seems like they have the potential to be an entertaining duo. We shall see.

We're back to the fun frames—this looks super cool! The circular structure in the middle of the palace (?) reminds me of a tulou, which is a traditional Chinese communal home of sorts.

I'm very happy to see Li and Mr. Ping making an appearance, they had a fun dynamic in KFP3 and they each have very sentimental and meaningful relationships with Po. The frame above seems to imply that they accompany Po to the city, which has the potential to create a really fun atmosphere for the film.

This looks cool, too! The action sequences look like they're going to be fun.

Zhen's earring looks eerily similar to the architecture of the Chameleon's lair, which leads me to believe that Zhen is either working with the Chameleon at the time of the film or is a former student of the Chameleon.

With that said, I feel like the "plot twist betrayal" is incredibly obvious, but that's likely the point—the movie could very well play it off as being extremely evident (maybe even to a comical degree).

The posters of Zhen are very KFP-esque, and I appreciate the comical frequency of the posters—having so many on one wall almost overlapping one another is overkill.

Sorry, I had to.

Po and Shifu's dynamic has always been top-tier, and hopefully, KFP4 adds to the long list of awesome interactions between them.

This is a 6-second sequence comprised solely of Po choking on peach petals. Alright!

The textures on the chair are beautiful! The silk of Shifu's clothes looks wonderful, too; however, I have to nitpick (not to be genuinely critical, rather just an observation) the arrangement of Shifu's robe (?). If you reference Shifu's appearance earlier in the trailer, the robe goes over his left shoulder instead of his right.

The image above could be mirrored (inverted?) for the sake of the trailer. In the previous clip, Po was facing the right side of the screen—having Shifu facing left could be a way to relate two segments that (obviously, considering the backgrounds) aren't in the same scene.

Anyway, points for awesome weapons!

(Sorry for the bad quality, I couldn't find a great frame to pause on.)

The color palette of this frame is gorgeous, the shades work with one another very well and the way they're applied reminds me of the colors used in the first KFP movie.

I love the architecture! Interestingly enough, the designs to the far left and against the red wall in the background remind me of ancient South American compositions.

The swirling designs on this doorway (?) look very similar to the ones in the frame! While I know it's more than unlikely for there to be South American influence in a KFP movie, when I say "all of my thoughts about the KFP4 trailer," I mean all of them.

To my knowledge, the picture above is of Mayan architecture (which is often confused with Aztec and Inca). Please correct me if I'm wrong, I haven't deeply researched any of the previously mentioned empires in years.

This looks awesome. I love how the "camera" is moving, almost swinging, and how the characters are briefly disproportionated so the shot looks more dynamic.

I really like the look of this part. The color palette is fun, the animation is impressive, and the glowing chameleon trap is a new addition to the films—none of the other movies have featured traps before!

This door (?) in the background is cool-looking!

I...like the colors.

Okay, cool. WHERE ARE THE FURIOUS FIVE?

To be completely transparent, the Furious Five's absence is enormously disheartening. I'm aware that the director stated that they're all on separate missions—which I'd be fine with if the movie either utilizes a B-plot following their respective missions or somehow intertwines their missions with the overarching storyline—and that they'll "make an appearance," but...☹️

I don't see the FF as side characters that can reasonably be absent from a film with no repercussions plot-wise (and viewer-wise, depending on the audience). Each member represents a form of kung fu, and they have proven influential to Po's character throughout the series (especially Tigress, but that's neither here nor there given the context).

That all is to say I miss the Furious Five. KFP4, give me five minutes of content, it'll tide me over for the next five years. I can write so much based on a singular micro-expression, you have no idea.

The Furious Five's absence is disconcerting, but otherwise, I'm not completely turned off from the film yet. It has a subpar trailer but one could reasonably argue that all of the KFP movies had lacking trailers (purposefully so, likely for the sake of being deceptive).

Believe what you like! We won't know anything for sure until the film releases, and even then, movies are subjective (which is both a blessing and a curse).

Thank you to those who decided to deal with my erratic trailer thoughts and read this post! I know I didn't discuss the storyline/plot in much detail, but I want to hold off on doing so until the film releases.

If you're interested, all of my thoughts regarding the story (that I still stand by) can be found in my previous "really, really long" post. I refrained from discussing the storyline much in this specific post because the trailer wasn't especially telling of the overall story, and I've already expressed my opinion regarding the film's plot.

Rest assured, I'll be writing a very lengthy plot-centric post come the release of the film. I'm very excited to admire the animation and hear the iconic Hans Zimmer KFP soundtrack (because we already know it's going to be phenomenal).

To end on a positive note...

It's giving accidental renaissance.

Happy (belated) New Year and thanks for reading---I need a break. 😭

[pixelslingertees]

Check out this awesome 'Funny Ain't Rootin Just Tootin' design on @TeePublic!

[inbabylontheywept]

we need to get you on Man Vs. Food. (The show)

Massive piles of food have nothing on the one who can eat massive piles of raw ingredients

Back when I was in scouts, our group participated in a mini-triathalon every year. I think it was a half mile swim, then 10 miles on bike, then 5 miles running. So waaaaaaay less intense than a normal triathlon, but still a pretty brutal experience. If I tried to do that today, I would have an extremely bad time.

Traditionally, the night before the triathlon we'd all go to a Golden Corral in the city and eat a few steaks before hand. For funsies. But we arrived late at night that year, and the Golden Corral was closed, so we tried to find a 24 hour buffet, and the only one we could fine was for Chinese food. It had a name like "Jiangs All You Can Eat Spicy Chinese Food."

We went. It was some of the most incredible Chinese food I've ever eaten. I'd only ever had Panda express Americanized Chinese food before, and this was, like, genuine Sichuan stuff in apocalyptic quantities.

So we ate, and we ate, and we ate, and we ate, right until our our entire faces went numb from the spicy, and then at the end, just to polish things off, me and another scout that we'll call Scrapper went and got a plate full of crab rangoons. I think we could fit 5 of them on the plate, by placing them kind of like the dots on a dice.

We were talking on the walk back, when Scrapper said you know, it would be kind of a bad idea to have a full on crab rangoon eating contest like, 4 hours before the race.

(At that point, it was midnight, and the race was at 4 am.)

And I said: Yeah.

Then we walked a little further. And he said: You wanna do it anyway?

My fatal flaw is that I have never met a bad idea I didn't like. Of course I went in. I wouldn't be me if I didn't. I'd say before the contest even started, he ate around 8 plates, and I ate around 6, but when it came to the Crab Rangoon battle, I downed 6 plates (approximatel 30), and he gave up after 5 (approximately 25). So he won on total plateage, but I won on pure rangoon volume. Total amount of rangoons eaten was like, 55 rangoons. Two more and I think I would've been a viable candidate for narcan.

We joked that we'd added a fourth event to the Triathalon: The Crab Rangoon-a-thon.

We later (approximately 4 hours and 15 minutes later) learned that we'd actually added two events to the triathalon. The Crab Rangoon-a-thon, and the who-can-poop-the-fastest chase. There were porta potties set up between every event change, so as soon as we finished, me and Scrapper would bolt to the potties, and if there were sounds of Great Suffering happening in one stall, we'd occupy the one next to it to that one and assume it held the other person. Then we could try and match pace. If we arrived and it was silent, we'd assume that we beat the other out prepare for single combat, knowing we only had a minute or two to set up camp before Terrible Noises would begin next to us.

There were more than two porta-potties between stations, but I think everyone else kind of avoided using them because we sounded so insane. We'd make noises of Godly Anguish, then, you know. Fart. Then we'd laugh. Then we'd scream like wounded animals again as the next convolusion hit us. I've never had poops like that before or since. They folded me in half like a frightened lobster. I'd feel a surge, and then I'd feel this terrible pressure againt my chest, and it would take me thirty seconds to realize it was my own knees. I pooped so hard I pulled my back. I feel lucky to be alive.

Scrapper did wind up beating me by like. 20 seconds though. He skipped the bathroom for the last run and just kind of pain-waddled those five miles, and I just couldn't catch up. It was 13 years ago and I am still devastated. He did soil himself though, right after the race. So. At least I made him pay dearly for the win.

Anyway, yeah, I bet could dominate in a show like that. Sign me up.

[dragonridernoobie]

Hi👋

Can you pls do TFP(Bumblebee, Ratchet, Smokescreen, Knockout, Breakdown and Megatron) how would they react to thare cybertronian gn s/o snuezed(english isn't my first language, sorry if i wrote it wrong😭) VERYYYY adorably

It can be headcanons or scenario, but headcanons pls🥺, and have an good day/night💜���🌌

Cute, and I'm so, so, so, sorry this took so long, I've been busy irl. I hope you love it! I really do! I have been on writer block as well, so, hopefully, I did well!

TFP transformers X Cybertronian Reader

Info: You sneezed, and the other reacted.

TFP Bumblebee

You and Bumblebee came back from a mission to find energon

While returning, you and Bumblebee were stuck in a slight cave in which caused dust to get in eachothers joints.

When you returner to base, you're fans were having trouble getting the dirt out. So as a last resort, it pushed the dirt out forcefully.

Which caused you to sneeze like a little panda(if you know the video).

When you look at Bumblebee, he looked at you with massive optics before beeping in rapid motion, saying "how cute" and "how did you do it"

You wished the ground will swallow you up.

Ratchet

You just returned from a fight with decpticons when you went out scouting.

You were dented up badly and ratchet was looking you over. While he looked you over, he starts to use a smoother to buff out you're armor.

While he was smoothing out you're body, some dry paint flies off and hits you on you're face. You're fans trying to get it out of you're body forces you to sneeze it out.

When you sneezed and looked at ratchet, he looked at you wide optics.

He starts to fuss over to ask if yiunwere ok and cybertronian arnt suppose to make that noise.

While fussing over, you explained what happened but he ain't gonna take that as an awnser.

Looks like you are trapped.

(Art not mine, it's @snowiiarts <----

Knockout&Breakdown

Breakdown and Knockout were both doing new resurch in human biology.

They found it wierd as fuck but they were forced into it, since Megatron wanted them to figure out ways to hurt primes humans pets.

While reasurching, (Y/N) was with them. They decided that to figure out human biology, they should upload deta into themselves that makes them experience a little bit of human biology.

(Y/N) was the first tester (she volunteered), and she uploaded the deta.

Breakdown and knockout watch closely to see if anything changes but nothing happens.

When they were about to call it a failed experiment, (Y/N) suddenly made a wierd noise.

When they turn to her, they see her jerk forward while her eyes close.

Immediately they think she is having a spark attack. Cut to (Y/N) on a slab with breakdown and knockdown running around in fear if they arnt fast enough, their friend will die.

Smokescreen

It was a normal day in the base.

The kids are playing games, the bots are doing their own thing, and smokescreen and (Y/N) are daring eachother.

They were in smokescreens berthroom and they were daring eachother to do random things.

Smokescreen soon dared (Y/N) to make a random noise that the humans have made at one point, and choose her to make a noise that the humans called a "sneeze"

(Y/n) not backing down, choose to do it, so she tried....and tried....and tried....and tried....

After multiple attempts, she was about to give up when she glitched her own system and made her fans force all the air out of her body.

She made a sneeze noise that dident sound Exactly like a human sneezing but close enough.

Smokescreen laughs extremely hard by seeing her face, since it sounded so funny.

Just yiu wait, you.will make him do somthing called a fart.

Megatron

Megatron currently was walking with (Y/N) down the halls of the nemisis.

He was explaining to her about his new plans of deafening the autobots.

While he explained his new plan, they walked around the corner, they come across some autobots on bored.

Megatron wasted no time to open fire, (Y/N) joining him.

While they fought, (Y/N) noticed the kids hidding behind a dead soldier.

She attempts to reach them but miko suddenly throws sand she has in her pocket (pocket sand 😆😆😆)

(Y/n) roars in pain and the humans run to the autobots before leaving through a ground bridge.

When megatron turns to (y/n) and stomps to her, ready to yell at her for letting them escape, (Y/N) suddenly makes a noise that stops him in his tracks.

He stears at (Y/n) who makes the noise again and apologize for her not capturing the humans.

After a quite few seconds, megatron excuses her and says "don't let it happen again."

He leaves to go find soundwave. He wants a recording of that noise...it was cute.

[haikyu-mp4]

Mother's day

Your husband Suga recruits your son for a Mother's Day celebration, for my Parenting event<3

requested by @liquidcatt. word count; 519 – wife!reader

Oh boy, was Suga ready for Mother’s Day. The only thing Sugawara Koshi might love more than you would be the baby you two made, and even though he tried to show you just how much he loved you every day, he went all out for the special days.

The grey-haired man got up bright and early to sit in your son’s room, making sure to be there when he woke up so that you wouldn’t hear a single sound that might awaken your motherly instincts. He whispered his good mornings and lifted the toddler into his arms, bringing him to the bathroom to prepare for the day.

Suga bought matching outfits for him and his son, down to the panda slippers. He knows you love matching, so he also got you a similar outfit in your style, already laid out on the stool by your side of the bed.

Dressed up all nicely, he carried your bundle of joy into the kitchen and sat him in the high chair with a simple breakfast. He hesitated momentarily before deciding to put another shirt over the toddler’s nice clothes. “An elegant eater, you are not,” he mumbled to the kid, only to get the usual babble in return. “Not much of a talker yet either.”

“Papa!” he answered, which had coincidentally been his first word.

Suga grinned, getting distracted from the breakfast he was supposed to make. “Mhm, I’m papa. But remember what we learnt for today? Mama, say it with me.”

All he got was a fart, and sniffing that horrid smell also made him realise he burnt the first pancake.

“Shit!” he cussed, running over to get the food out of the pan.

“Ship!” your baby innocently repeated after his dad who pursed his lips in defeat.

He switched between looking at the burnt pancake and looking at the toddler a couple of times, only to conclude that “The first ones are never perfect, anyway.”

At one point, the romantic breakfast was ready with a plate of pancakes and a bouquet of your favourite flowers. Just as Suga was trying to wrestle the baby’s stained t-shirt over his head without spilling anything on the actual outfit, you curiously stuck your head through the door to the kitchen. “Are my favourite boys in here, perhaps?”

“In here, mama!” Suga announced even though you had already seen them, finally getting the overshirt off your son. “Good morning, my precious wife. Happy Mother’s Day!”

“Mama!”

You gasped, so audibly it made Suga pose proudly on command, side by side with his sidekick to show off the matching outfits and newly achieved vocabulary.

“He said, mama! That’s me!” you cheered, running over to embrace your two boys, making them jump in a circle with you while you cooed over the outfits as well. “I’m the luckiest mother in the world!” you announced and ran to get your camera.

And as Suga held up his hand for a high five that his son definitely didn’t reciprocate, he decided that this was another mission accomplished.

Mission make wifey feel extra loved, level one: breakfast.

masterlist

for the requester: thank you for the request, I love Suga<3

[wheels-of-despair]

I Heart U Pairing: Eddie Munson x You Summary: Eddie and Evil Woman kill time by playing in the snow. Contains: Snow, a declaration of love, a Reefer Rick appearance. Words: 800ish

Rick's not home.

He asked Eddie to stop by after school, 'cause he had a present for him. So you'd dropped the kiddos off at Mike's, grabbed some snacks while Eddie topped off his tank, and headed to the house by the lake.

Rick's car wasn't there when you arrived, but you didn't mind. You had food, and the van to shelter you from the freezing cold outside, and most importantly: time alone with Eddie.

At least until some untrained trash panda unleashed a Frito Fart that drove you both out of the van and into the snow with murmurs of "Jesus Christ" and "I want a divorce."

Rather than lurk suspiciously in the driveway of your friendly neighborhood drug dealer, you crunched through a fresh blanket of snow around the side of the house and climbed the slick steps to Rick's back porch. All the chairs were covered with snow. Several inches of the stuff had fallen on the porch railing, showing you just how deep it was. Way more than that lying weather guy predicted.

Eddie tilts a metal chair. The snow slides off in a heap. He dusts the seat off with his hand, sits, and pops back up like a jack-in-the-box with a high-pitched shriek.

You can't help but laugh at him and his frozen ass. He glares. You quickly turn away and start drawing patterns in the snow piled on the porch railing.

A snowball hits you in the ass.

You whirl around to find Eddie grinning menacingly, holding another snowball in his hand.

He advances.

Instead of scrambling to make a snowball of your own, you drop an arm on the other side of the railing and whip it toward him. Eddie closes his eyes and braces himself. His body is showered with fresh fluffy snow. When he looks down to see that he's covered, he takes another step toward you and shakes it off like a dog. You yelp, instinctively covering your face, which makes him laugh.

"Let's make a snowman," you suggest, dusting yourself off. Best to derail him before this becomes a full-fledged snow war.

Eddie shrugs and puts his snowball on the part of the railing that you'd cleared off. You take a fistful of snow and make a smaller ball, pressing it on top. Eddie catches on quickly, making the smallest ball yet, and attaching a head to your little snowman.

This continues until you've created an entire family of little snowmen. Then you start to dream a bit bigger. You laugh and scheme and sculpt, losing track of time.

When you run out of room on the porch railing, you stand back to admire your creations. Eddie lights a cigarette.

"Not bad, Evil Woman. Not bad."

You knock against him with your shoulder, and he grins. He shuffles to the edge of the porch. You love the way the cigarette hangs out of his mouth. The way he squints his eyes to protect them from the sun, and the smoke unfurling in their direction. You love the way his hair hangs and frames his face. The way his flushed cheeks glow against the cold backdrop of Lover's Lake.

"What?" he grumbles, glancing over at you. "You never seen a guy take a leak before?"

"Sorry," you grin, feeling your face heat up. "You're just so pretty, I can't take my eyes off of you."

"Shut up," he mumbles, turning away and focusing on the task at hand. You detect a blush in his cheeks.

You roll your eyes and look away, watching the lake water lapping against the icy shore.

"C'mere," he orders a few seconds later, having concluded his business and zipped up.

You approach. He points down, at the yard. You lean over the railing to look at the ground.

"Did you just pee 'I Heart U' into the freakin' snow?"

"Yup," he grins.

You look from the yellow lines to the proud idiot beside you.

"You are so romantic, it makes me want to puke," you joke.

Eddie cackles, then pulls you in for a kiss.

"I heart you too, freak," you grumble as you part.

"Awww," Eddie coos, leaning down to kiss the tip of your frozen nose.

"Mr. and Mrs. Eddie!" Rick greets, throwing open the back door. "Sorry I'm late, I got to talkin' to somebody at the store and just couldn't get away. You know how it is."

"It's alright," you smile, tucking yourself under Eddie's arm. "We found ways to entertain ourselves."

Rick's eyes drift from you to the art you've left on his porch railing.

"Is that Godzilla eating a family of snowmen?"

"Close enough," Eddie laughs.

[ethicaltreatmentofcowplants]

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Welcome back to the farmhouse, and not the nuthouse (though I can see where the two could be easily confused.)

While Tiago is still muchly missed, it seems like everyone's been able to regain their spirits somewhat.

Today you get a hug, and you get a hug! Starting with Delphine, then Caden.

Then, because he has to sink to the level of this bunch of trash pandas sometime, he gives Lilac a jump scare - followed by apologizing to her?

And as Lilac gives Caden a rose, the pair of them are eyeing Spencer the whole time? Don't look at him - he shouldn't be your focal point right this second.

There - that's more like it.

"No hard feelings?" "Why no, not anymore."

These two have a strange friendship dynamic 😅

While Spencer tells a tale of the time that he spent 24 hours as a skeleton (Caden's face: "yeah, that figures"), Pauline's found the perfect subject for the next Book Club meeting! It's so good that she earns a kiss from Lilac.

Well hey - Caden blows Lilac a kiss! Spencer is very happy! Why are you so happy, Spencer?

(Gouda Girl to Baaad Boy: He's definitely up to something...)

Earlier Spencer did agree not to interfere with the other contestants... by spying.

Yuuup, someone has a high enough level of MISCHIEF for the NOXIOUS CLOUD interaction.

This close up is just to show the sheer volume of "green mist" that your son was able to produce, @akitasimblr. It's impressive, in a way.

After Lilac gave him a warning of what may happen should he ever again pull such a stunt (something beginning with "We will never..." and ending with "...sex again"), Spencer agreed to be cheated down to a lower level of MISCHIEF.

Pauline soon comes outside to join the merriment. Hmm, Caden, farting is fine but a JOKE ABOUT BODY HAIR too far?

So far today has been relatively quiet (in terms of flirting anyway), but Lilac and the Watcher are cooking up something special - the ingredients for which we are not exactly in short supply.

Say hello to your LOVELY MUSHROOM soup, everyone.

tbc

@mdshh @changingplumbob @invisiblequeen @akitasimblr

[callonpeevesie]

I agree, I was disappointed by the five not being there! I Want to like the movie and it might be enjoyable but it feels unnecessary ngl. And judging by the po-shifu interactions in the trailer, the humour got cheaper too

Thots on kung fu panda 4 so far? 👀

i am pretty disappointed, not gonna lie! from what the trailer shows, the movie really looks like a cash grab, bc i feel like it's not staying true to what made the previous movies (esp the first two) so effective. where are the furious five?? what's going on with tigress and po's relationship that transformed so much in kfp1 and kfp2 (and to some extent in kfp3)?? why doesn't that seem to be a core of this film the way it was so crucial to the others?? where are po's dads?? why does po and shifu's relationship feel gimmicky instead of meaningful?? i love po, but the continuity of the supporting cast with the gradual addition of more characters (all of whom had connection and meaning to po) helped maintain a flow through the first three films that this movie appears to be breaking hard from. like, there were hardly any familiar characters are in the trailer and in this case, i think that's a disservice rather than a mark of growth for this world. but hey! maybe the movie will surprise me!

[vampirecorleone]

"Hey you! You're old fart principal told you to kill Itadori, didn't he?" | "This girl has good intuition. No, Panda probably figured that out." Jujutsu Kaisen - One Gifset Per Episode - [16] - Kyoto Sister School Exchange Event - Group Battle 2

[amphibiahawks321]

Mai : Oh man...

Zuko : Hm? What's wrong?

Mai : Y/N and Ty lee had their first fight...

Zuko : Wow... That's new

Mai : I know right? With how much they always love each other and always near each other I'm surprised

Zuko : When did their argument happen?

Mai : Like 10 minutes ago-

Ty lee : I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU A BIG FART!

M!Reader : AND I DIDN'T MEAN TO RAISE MY VOICE A LITTLE BIT HIGHER TO YOU!

Mai : Well that was quick...

Zuko : They look like two pandas clinging onto each other...

[the-fiction-witch]

Showdog And The Mutt

Media - American Housewife Character - Oliver Otto (Bisexual Oliver) Couple - Oliver X Reader Reader - Y/n Y/l/n Rating - 12 Word Count - 1027

Oliver grumbled; his body was shrieking at him to just go back to bed. It was far too early on a Saturday for his brain to be functioning let alone for him to be awake and doing chores.

He had yet to even shower, simply climbed his butt out of bed and went out to shovel Luther’s dog poop as his mother demanded. His hair remained a wild, untamed mess, disheveled from a restless night, while beads of sweat glistened on his skin, remnants of the summer heat. The offensively bright yellow, slightly frayed shirt emblazoned with the words "I farted, so what?" showcased an array of stains from late-night snacks and spilled beverages. His boxers, an unmistakable old red plaid, clung uncomfortably, giving him a subtle wedgie as they hiked up during his slumber. A pair of worn-out gray socks and childhood panda slippers completed his ensemble, nestled in the lush grass of their front yard.

Oliver did his best to keep his mind on other things, trying to just mindlessly to the gross task without thinking about it all too much. Keeping his headphones loud so he didn’t have to hear cars going past him, blasting some girl power thing he heard the girls at ballet playing the other day.

He groaned, trying not to gag as he scooped another disgusting poop. He turned away so he didn’t have to look at it. But as he did, he heard Luthor barking from the back fence clearly excited about something, so Oliver looked out to the street he caught sight of what got his attention.

Sally, the spirited Australian Shepherd, trotted along the grey sidewalk, her little fluffy white paws softly pattering with each joyful step. Her big, expressive blue eyes sparkled with excitement as she glanced up at Luthor. The pink collar adorned her neck, while the leash, held firmly in a familiar hand.

She stepped into the soft morning light, her brown chunky-heeled boots making a subtle thud against the pavement. Black tights adorned with delicate little black hearts clung gracefully to her legs, the thigh-length black dress danced around her in gentle waves, printed with tiny rainbow stripes with a dusty denim jacket draped casually over her shoulders. Her hair flowed loosely, caught playfully in the morning breeze, while retro sunglasses perched stylishly on her nose. Between her crimson lips rested a straw, drawing sips from a refreshing iced coffee from the local café.

Y/n Y/l/n.

Oliver turned white, his heart racing at the sight of her. His mind suddenly racing. “Ohh god- Y/n. Why y/n- Why did it have to be Y/n!” he cursed to himself as he tried to do, something! Anything! That could help him in this situation! Something to make him look less like a literal train wreck in front of the girl he’s had a crush on since he was fourteen. But it was too late to do anything without being spotted.

He really heavily considered just bailing and bolting inside the house before she saw him.

“Oliver?” She smiled, pulling her glasses down as she spotted him,

“Fuc-” he cursed, too late. He smiled and pulled his headphones out, “Hi! Uhh Hi y/n…”

“Morning,” She smiled as she stopped close to him.

“Uhh yeah, morning. You, uhh you’re up bright and early.” he forced a smile, rubbing the back of his neck.

“Yeah, taking Sally. Dad likes her to get alot of W.A.L.K’s in before shows.” She smiled patting Sally’s head, as the dog happily sat at her feet.

“Right… yeah… course…” he nodded, “Congrats about her win, I uhh I heard.”

“Thanks, not really much to do with me. It’s my dad’s thing.” She shrugged, “I’m surprised I never see you and Luthor?”

“Ohh uhh yeah, well you know… those fee’s.” he lied, in reality Luthor would be an utter calamity at a dog show, the pup couldn’t even manage to sit half the time.

“Yeah, that’ll get ya.” she nodded, “How’s things been with you?”

“Yeah, uhh they’re okay.” He nodded, unsure what to tell her. He couldn’t really tell her he’d spent all night playing video games with Cheetos stuck to his face. “Just… relaxing.”

“Awww, good for you.” She smiled, “I like your shirt, It’s dumb but in a fun way.”

“Oh! Ughhh, thanks.” His face fully flushed with embarrassment, “I uhh I got shot in the face with it at a Knicks game.”

She laughed, "Never say no to free clothes."

“Exactly! Are ughh you doing much today? Other than taking care of this lady?”

“Not much, probably just hop in the pool if the weather stays good.”

He immediately had to force down the image of her in a bikini. “Sounds great…”

“You’re welcome to come up if you're not busy.”

Ohh god he wanted to. “That’s okay, I uhh I wouldn’t want to crowd up your pool for you and your friends.”

She laughed, “I meant just me and you.”

“Ju-Just me and you?”

“Yeah, you can bring Luthor. He and Sally can play together.”

“Ohh uhh yeah, that sounds great Y/n,” he nodded trying to hide his excitement, “But uhhh- I have alot of uhh alot of chores to do and uhh I don’t wanna leave you hanging on when I’ll be done,” he said immediatly regretting his words, “So maybe some other time?”

“Course,” she nodded, “You’re a busy guy.”

“Yeah… yeah… busy guy.” He forced his smile, knowing he so badly wanted to go, but his mom would likely not let him and even if she did he’d have a long list of chores to even be allowed out of the house. “But uhh maybe… if you have time later, I uhh I take Luthor out around three? Maybe you and Sally could come to the dog park with us?”

“Awww, yeah, that sounds perfect,” She cooed,

“Yeah?”

“Yeah, Sally would love that.” She nodded. “I’ll see you later then.” She waved as she and Sally continued on,

“S-See you later!” He called out as he waved to her,

As soon as she was gone, he let out a long sigh, finally relaxing. Forcefully getting on with his chores so he could get them done with enough time to get ready for later tonight.

Part 2?

[yourlocalgarbageskunkxoxo]

Gas alt (by @bargin-filth one again~) and a misty spray edit of the skunk spray piece by yours truly~

New Profile Pic alert! (and another gift art piece from my dear fellow kinkster @bargin-filth >:3) This is my sona, Panda, in her true, beautiful, feral form! An ultra-funky skunkgirl who prides on being nasty and smelly~. Here she is, emptying out her scent glands like the gross skunkie she is hehehe... Bet that smells horrible~ >:3

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

Hiii, this is my first time requesting a Miguel fic😭😭😭 nervous

so like hurt/comfort where spider-woman reader was a mother and losing her child (preferably a daughter) was one of her cannon events.

Shes watching old videos on her phone/laptop where her kids kind of like, standing on her feet and they're dancing together to my love mine all mine by mistki (her new album destroyed me) and Miguel walks in and just watches.

Miguel gets caught staring at the videos but instead of telling him to leave she asks him to stay because she knows hes been through something similar. They're just watching old videos of her kid and then they eventually move onto talking about Gabi too.

im a sucker for friends/coworkers to lovers so maybe add a little lovey dovey smut at the end if you want <333

rlly sorry if this is a bit much i just had to get this out of my smooth little brain😭😭😭

hii!! AAA I love it!! but really sorry, no smut in this one :(( I had too many ideas but I had a total brain fart writing this. thank you for requesting, hope you like it💌

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OF THE PAST

miguel o’hara x spider-woman!reader

word count: 550

warnings: mentions of death, grief etc

✧.┊ MASTERLIST

Grief and loss aren't uncommon emotions for a Spider-Person. They were feelings all Spiders experienced at one point- all of you connected by a singular canonical death. 

For many others, their event was the death of Uncle Ben, but not you. Yours was your daughter- your little love who 'mistakenly' got caught in the crossfire.

Not many Spiders could resonate with the grief of losing a child, nor could one imagine the weight of it. It's a feeling that can truly be understood by those who have experienced the same thing, by someone who had also lost a child. 

There was only one who could comprehend your grief, Miguel.

You'd often find yourself rewatching old family tapes of you and your daughter, replaying the clips over and over as if the memories weren't painful enough. 

You'd essentially watch your life back, looking over videos and pictures of you and your little girl- times when you baked cupcakes, or had secret picnics in the backyard. Beautiful moments where you danced in the living room, her tiny feet balanced on yours as you held her hands, spinning her around to the music. 

When you watched it back, you couldn't recognise yourself. The woman in the videos isn't here anymore. She was long gone, and you missed her. 

-

You were still at HQ, not wanting to return to an empty home, so you stayed, sitting in the vacant cafeteria as you stared aimlessly at your phone, honing in on the tiny writing at the top of the screen, '1 year ago today.'

"You can sit down," you whisper to the presence behind -Miguel- who has been lurking for the past few minutes.

"What gave it away?" he quietly asks, pulling out a chair next to you.

"Your heart," you sadly smile at him and turn your focus back to your phone. 

The subject of child loss is always incredibly tricky, never knowing what to say or constantly worrying if you said the wrong thing. It's hard to gauge what does more harm to the parent, and though Miguel is dealing with a similar situation, he still found himself at a loss. 

"I do that too," he finally speaks, nodding to your hand. "It feels good for a bit, then it just..." 

"Hurts some more," you finish his sentence, weakly chuckling.

"Yeah," he nods, twisting around in his chair to face you. "Can I see?"

You hum, lightly nodding as you press her photo album, turning it so Miguel could see. 

You swipe through with tears prickled in your eyes, looming in the water line as you smile at the screen. 

"This one," you speak up, clearing your throat. "She— uh, she got into my makeup bag," you laugh, recalling the memory. "And she— erm, she stained her face for a few days. Looked like a panda for a while."

Miguel chuckles, fully immersed in your story. "Gabi did that, too. But she," his smile widens, shaking his head. "Found high heels and dresses." 

"Mine too," you snicker, showing him the picture of your daughter playing adult dress up. 

You both stay like that for a while, sharing stories and memories of your daughters, recalling comical events to lighten the atmosphere. The pair of you telling tales in a way that connects you.

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artwork by shuploc

[zeemczed]

Mario ask: game master edition. Preferred game to run as a bonus question

Mario: Likes derring-do and high fantasy, capable of some pretty decent puzzles. Likes to keep things light. Doesn't GM much, but - y'know, he can. Favorite game to run: 5e, but with so much homebrew that it's basically its own thing.

Luigi: Likes swashbuckling sword and sorcery, has a campaign that he's wanted to do for ages but keeps getting thwarted by scheduling. FGTR: Pathfinder 2e.

Peach: Likes intrigue and plots and/or grand scale battles. If a game has built in lore, so much the better. Really good at running, has a small table she runs on the regular. FGTR: Legend of the Five Rings 4e or Mechwarrior.

Toad: A VERY capable GM... for one shots. Tends to forget little details between sessions otherwise. FGTR: Crash Pandas

Wario: You know that GM that comes across as a total asshole and will charge you 50 cents if you want a can of soda, but he's actually really competent at putting forward a good campaign and making sure people are having fun, then he slips in his FART WIZARD near the climax and ruins the feel of things? That's Wario. FGTR: GURPS. Because it's free and he's had half the line on his shelf since 1992 and like hell he's gonna invest in anything else.

Waluigi: Freakishly good GM. Does character voices that you'll never forget. Then he flakes out halfway through the campaign and disappears. FGTR: FATE core

Bowser: Lives for this shit. Builds campaigns based on what players are coming to the table. Always lets Bowser Jr. run oddball characters. FGTR: Any, so long as he's running. THE DE-FACTO GM.

Daisy: Better than you'd think, loves games that make people think on their toes. FGTR: Paranoia

Yoshi: Does not GM.

Birdo: Has GMed a few games, but doesn't enjoy it much. Too many things to juggle.

[darknight3904]

The preview to the next part of my Gojo x reader fic.

December 2009

"Do you honestly think he'll like that?" You ask eyeing the expensive coat Gojo has just purchased.

"Tsumiki liked hers. Besides, Megumi needs a nicer one, the one he has is too small on his arms." He dismisses you

"Sure but..."

You glance down at all the many bags the white-haired man had accumulated over the past few hours. You had ended up at the mall with him after finding out how little the kids had in way of clothes and just possessions in general. You were all for Christmas shopping but Satoru was taking things pretty far.

"Alrighty...I think we went to every store." He says as the two of you step into a crowded elevator.

"You think?" You smile

"Are you mocking me?" He asks

"I'd never." You lie

You shuffle closer to him as people shift around to get out on their stop, but suddenly a sour smell fills the elevator. You look up at the sun-glass-wearing idiot to see a smirk on his face. He must've been the cause.

"Ah sorry about that everyone. She's feeling a bit gassy. Must've been the broccoli we had from Panda Express!" He announces

You're positively mortified as a man in a stylish suit shoots you a glare and steps away from you.

Gojo's cackling is so loud, you could probably hear it all the way back at the school where Nananmi was watching the kids.

"Don't you ever do that again, idiot!" You scold as your voice carries through the parking deck

"It's not my fault you let it out in an elevator of all places!" He laughs

"You're a liar!" You say, shoving his shoulder

"Careful! What if I dropped these bags? What would you tell the kids then?" He asks

"I'd tell them you're a man with a fancy credit card who can't hold his farts in when he's in public." You say

"And if I held it in? What if it builds up and explodes inside me?" He asks, totally serious

"Good, one less freak in the world." You huff

Gojo dramatically gasps and pretends to faint by leaning onto you.

"Get off! Your fat ass is crushing me! All those sweets must be adding up!"

It's not until you're back in the car that Gojo stops laughing about the elevator, even now, his giggles are breaking the silence.

"Do you actually think my ass has gotten fat?" He asks, "All the squats I've been doing must be paying off."

The nerve of this man.

Out now. Check it out here.

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