BATTLE OF THE STRONG
Hazel: (Walking up to Nora from behind, Wearing a yellow sundress)
Nora: (Firing Magnhild)
Mercury: Here comes Hazel! He'll save our ass!
Hazel: (Walks past Nora)
Mercury: WHAT?!
Hazel: (Stands in front of Nora) You're in my way.
Nora: What?! You're in MY way! And what do you gotta eat to get that big?! HAMMER TIME!
Mercury: WHY THE HELL'D YOU STAND IN FRONT OF HER?!
Hazel: Why did I stand in front of my enemy? Because the only time the strong should be behind anyone... (Dusts off dress) ...is to undress their lover. But the only time when the strong stands in front of anyone... (Steps inside) ...is to steal a kiss from their lover.
Mercury: Damn! You really are a man!
Nora: YOU'RE ALL A BUNCHA IDIOTS, AREN'T YOU?! Huh?
Hazel: (Jams dust into his arms)
Nora: Hey! What kinda semblance is that?!
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Nora: (Panting, Staggers towards Hazel)
Hazel: (On his back, Tears in his eyes)
Nora: Hey... What do you think you're doing? What's got you crying like that, huh? Big bro.
Nora: (Kneels down, Wipes his eyes)
Nora: (Walks away, Stops) Hey... If we see each other again, I wanna have a drink with you. And then you can tell me... all about the woman named "Gretchen".
THE BATTLE IN THE HAVEN COURTYARD
THE WINNER - NORA
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Janet Jackson - Feels So Right
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he does look reaaaally good in that colour, doesn’t he? and soon these edits won’t be necessary 😍
do I have to give up my Audi Mick agenda?
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i feel like people are skimming over the uk riots in a way that makes me want to tear my hair out. muslims in the uk are in active danger. immigrants in the uk are in active danger. refugees in the uk are in active danger. people of colour in the uk are in active danger. asian communities in the uk are in active danger. black communities in the uk are in active danger.
there are massive far right riots throughout the country right now and people like fucking elon musk and nigel farage are inciting it and still have a platform to speak. people have used three young girls deaths, people's genuine grief in southport, to try and gain traction for their own racist bullshit and it's working.
a lot of refugee charities have been forced to close leaving many people without support, homes, funding, food, etc. if you aren't able to donate please consider sending a message via the conversation over borders campaign! it will send a hopeful, welcoming letter to a refugee in the uk. there is also a guide to staying safe here.
please do your own research and donate to refugee charities, anti-islamophobia charities, mosques who are trying to rebuild after being destroyed, counter protesters, here are some i've heard positive things about but the list is extensive; southport strong together (support for the southport victims and their families), southport mosque rebuilding, riot repair fund, middlesbrough vulnerable residents, nasir mosque rebuilding, hull help for refugees, bristol welcomes migrants,
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the idea of jason hitting his head on doorways and tripping on his own feet because he got so big so fast is devastating btw
he doesnt fit in old hide aways, his hands can cover whole book pages.
he never got to experience puberty in a way that made his body feel like his
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