#fhat man is FINE

[cptnghoulowl]

Be honest

This is for science.

Might remake this after the next episode.

[nururu]

I wish I could use twitter bc all the freaks are there and more people would be freaks with me but also all of the people with no friends who've never been invited to a party are also there and they hate seeing freaks have fun and they'll silently stew for so long getting more mad the more fun you have until they decide it's time to relentlessly harass you and your friends, and like...... that's so fucking lame.

[forthehpfanboys]

I'm curious now? WHAT DID YOU SAY? DAD FUCJER? WE DONT JUDGE ITS OKAYY AHSHAHAHAH

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NO BAD 🔮 ANON!! I SAID NO!!

[static-errorcode]

adamsapple oneshot for @rius-cave, @sugarry-sins and @aesusen

Im huge fans of you you guys btw. And I hope @aesusen would possibly use my hazbin hotel heaven oc

Also slight nsfw stuff (which i hate) , and tuns of swears

Adam pov:

I couldn't believe this, I mean I literally couldn't. First I was the first man on earth, then I was the first human soul to enter heaven, then head exorcist, now I'm a stupid demon on a fucking leash, and owned by the one who fucked my wife's. All because I needed a place to stay, and it was so I can apologize for all the damage I did to the old hotel.

And I knew he was enjoying this, always teasing by saying stuff like "if you be a good boy for daddy, I'll give you a reward~" and "who's my little bitch~" and let's not forget "Look how far you've fallen~". All of those things he said made me turn into a tomato. I hated his constant flirting but I signed my soul to him. So I had to just deal with it

Today I heard lucifer calling my name somewhere after breakfast, and since he owned my soul, I had to. I went to the main entrance of the hotel, seeing lucifer waiting for me with what seemed to be a bunch of papers next to him. I was confused on why there were so many. I hope I wasn't going to hold all of them at once. I looked at lucifer who was turning around to notice I was there.

"Ah you made it! Your such a good boy for daddy~" lucifer said makeing me flush out of embarrassment. "Today will be a simple task, as you notice I have a fuck ton of papers" lucifer said in a energized tone. He looked kinda cu- WHAT! DID I JUST FUCKING THINK THAT?! I I HATED THAT WIFE STEALING MOTHER FUCKER. WHY WOULD I NEARLY THINK HE WAS CUTE?!

I snapped back into consciousness after lucifer waved his hand in my face. "Hey you back" lucifer asked me as my face blushed, I nodded as I looked back at him. "So anyways these papers happen to be fliers for the hotel. If you can put up at least half of them..." lucifer said as they looked at me to finish the sentence "I'll give you a reward~" lucifer finished his sentence as he grabed my chin so i could look at him better, making me blush slightly. "Fine" I groaned out as I picked up half of the papers like luci said.

"But why half" I asked "because I want to make sure that my little pet is safe~" he said Making my face turn red as he chuckled "I just thought after all the really hard work you'd deserve a little less" luci explained the real reason.

28 minutes later

I was walking around hell putting up the fliers to advertise the hotel. While I was doing that, I couldn't help but think about earlier. I didn't know why I nearly thought lucifer was... cute. Just thinking about it makes my tail wag a little. All I could think about was his red cheeks, his toothy smile, his red eyes. I didn't get why I'd think fhat of him after stealing my wife's.

Eventually I reached the p@rn studio. I always got uncomfortable every time I was there. I overherd that angel dust talking about Valentino, and how he described him made me not wanting to meet the guy. I went to the alley, knowing well that sinners go there all the time, to do whatever they do. Placed the last flier on the wall. All the sudden I felt a hand Placed on my shoulder, I turned around to see it was Valentino himself.

"My my, if it isn't adam, the first dick ever" Valentino said Making me uncomfortable. "Yep that's me, look man I got to go" I tried to walk away but Valentino stopped me. "Whats the matter? We have some time~" Valentino said on a flirty tone, Placing his hand on my chin. I was nervous on what he was gonna do to me

Lucifer pov:

I was in the main entrance waiting for Adam to return. "He should of come back by now" i said to myself. "Well your highness, you own his soul, couldn't you just sense where he is" I herd husk say cleaning the bar. "That's a great Idea" I said as I started channeling my energy to Is conjure up a mirror type thing to look at where adam was. When I found him (spiritual) I saw Valentino trying to seduce Adam, as Adam looked uncomfortable with it.

I felt angered. Ever since Adam got into hell I started to develop feelings for the guy, and he's about to get r@ped by Valentino, the one who licked my daughter's arm. I dashed out of the door forgetting to close the mirror to show where Adam was. I was too focused to save Adam. I've grown to attached to him to much to let him get hurt.

Adam pov:

I was backing up away from Valentino feeling the most uncomfortable I've ever been ever. I eventually backed into the end of the alley, there was no way out of this. Valentino pinned me to the wall as he lifted my chin as he grind, "a fallen angel huh~? That could be anyone's kink~" Valentino said as in a flirty tone. "YEAH WELL MY KINK IS SMASHING BUGS YOU HORNY BUG" I herd someone yell before he hit Valentino with a shovel.

Valentino got knocked out and fell to the ground to show lucifer, dropping the shovel on the ground. It was kinda ho- DAMIT I DID IT AGAIN?! WHAT IS FUCKING WITH ME TODAY. Lucifer ran up to hug me, making me shocked and made me blush a bit as I returned the embrace. "Thank God your ok" lucifer said as he placed his hand on my cheek, making me blush. We stared at eachother for a bit, looking into eachothers eye's for I don't know how long.

Lucifer eventually closed the gap between us, clashing are lips together as we kiss. It felt like an eternity to be honest, the kiss was nice, I never expected to enjoy a kiss from lucifer out of all people but I did. After a few more minutes we broke the kiss as we looked at eachother. My eyes widened as I touched my lip "holy shit luci, that was-" " I know, it was kinda... nice" luci cutting me off as he cherished my cheek, making me blush at my comment of are kiss being nice

"I- I think I love you luci" I said, all flustered of are situation. Lucifer chuckles at my comment "I love you too, now come on, let's get back to the others" lucifer said as he walked me back to the hotel.

EPILOGUE

Lucifer poc:

I was on the couch cuddling Adam as I slowly started to fall asleep. I opened my eyes to see a dark empty void, I knew what was going on, and any moment now SHES gonna appear. "Well, well, seems like someone's got a new boyfriend" I herd a feminine demonic voice echoing in the black void

"WHAT DO YOU WANT ROO" I yelled out, trying to get answers. Red eyes formed all around me as a figure started to form from the distance. "Oh you know what I want" roo said as her spider like limbs made of what appeared to be wood on her back move closer to me. "I'm not giving you my soul. You might own Liliths, but you can't get me" I said as I turned away from roo.

"OK, but make sure your little boyfriend is safe, never know what could happen" roo said as she opens the palm of her real hand to show a flame with a silhouette of adam in the middle, as her black hair with a fade of red glowed showing her eyes being lifeless, her mouth being shut with a smile even as they talk, her outfit of rags having holes in them, her legs representing of of a goat like animal.

"Don't... you... DARE HURT HIM" I yelled out in anger, "who says I'm planning to. But... even if am, what are you gonna do about it" she said with a demonic echo in her voice as her arms became somewhat of some sort of stone monster, with her hands becoming the color of blood. "You know I'm the root of all evil, the reason hell exists, the one who grows more and more powerful with each death in hell has. So even if you tried to protect him..." she opens her other hand with another flame, one with the silhouette of Charlie "you still have a daughter ot protect" she claws me. Making me wake up from that nightmare

"You ok luci" Adam asked out of general concern for me. I looked at him both happy that he's safe but also concerned of what could happen to him. "Yeah I'm fine, just a nightmare" I said sounding rather calm of what just happened. "Don't worry I'm here to protect you" Adam said sounding confident. "Thanks my apple" I said as I snuggle up to him "but I need to protect you" I thought to myself as I look back at him

Roo pov:

"Soon luci, soon you'll be under my control" I walk around the giant hell tree representing the tree of knowledge with a force field in an opening letting me see hell. I walk to my toy chest, pulling out three puppets, one of Eve, one of Lilith, and the final one of alastor "I mean it hasn't been hard to make these three my play things and with one being a guy inside at all times" I laugh maniacally as I grow bigger and stronger, showing a new soul has died permanently. "Isn't that right..... eve" I say as I turn around at eve. Who was chained to the ground cause of me

"Yes mamm" eve said in q scared tone

This seems like a plot of a episode tbh. And I hope my three heros read this. Also I am proud of this!

[kamiversee]

as a gojo girly i think we’ll get the closure we need. plus lets be so honest, ALL TBOSE MEN ARE FINE.

like i just saw a choso edit and i swear to god that man makes me crazy hes fine fr. like sometimes im so attached to this version of gojo in the story fhat i forget how fuckinf hot all these guys are.

anyway i still miss nanami and love him forever hes my husband and no one else can have him.

Right the whole point of this story was just to fuck the hot jjk men at the end of the day💀🙏

The plot, drama, angst, & romance came afterwards tbh

[evansbby]

OH MY GOD MENS ICKSSS- like there are few for me but when i get them its like an allergic reaction!

- when they do those internet dances FUCK ICK!! like the Dab or something fuck. (Except for that one video where benedict cucumber did it cyz that... that confused me. that made me produce an egg. NEXT.)

-slippers... idfk... sandals. mens toes are ew. with the fucking long hair on their toes and theyre so UNAPOLOGETIC about how thick and fat their toes are fucking GAG.

- when they flip their coat/shirt collars up (except for benedict as sherlock??? shit. AGAIN IDK WHY i might have to look into this and self refect.)

- when they have those super unfunny group chats with their friends where they talk as if theyre all geniuses ahead of the game wtf why do all men have those group chats??? and its never funny??? but they think it is??? everytime i catch a glimpse of it im like bitch the fuck 😭 im funnier than that surely. and they sound so fucking dumb everytime but PROUD. ick vicky wicky.

- when they cant deal with standing in lines. its like theyre too cool for it. bro no, you don't clean ur nails, stand in line like a normal human being and accept the shame u weirdly associate with being patient.

- when men barely talk to their children during family outings... thats just asking for me to commit a hate crime. not even an ick.

- cartoon shirts... anime shirts... quote shirts... id rather they wear banana patterns t shirts or something like... ITS FINE WHEN IM UNINTERESTED IN THE DUDE but like after fhat i cant help but look at it and wonder... "doth he hentai?" and then "is thee childish???" and then it makes me hate myself because im judging them way to hard and its double damage. coz im ick with him and ick with myself 😔

- SMOKING which is less icky then FUCKING VAPING WHAT. Both gives me loser vibes fucking pupping in a desolate corner every hour, begging for a light maybe. standing around awkwardly with people and delighting in your addiction. the whole thing is super mega ducky ick. Like WHY??? (the only exception is tommy shelby and sherlock- SPECIFICALLY the fictional characters. I saw benedict on the streets once and phsically cringed and crossed the street i wish i was joking thats how bad my ick was.)

- Long hair. no no i know some guys apparently look hot in it but i dont SEE it and i REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT. i had to INVESTIGATE for years why people found harry styles hot and had to cover the sides of his head with my hands to see him in short hair to understand he had potential. not. one. guy. with long hair looks hot. nope. even daemon i was like hUh? until he showed up in that one ep with short hair and i was like 🤤 Papa? Be my uncle ❤️ then his L'Oreal hair came back and he looked like a 🐴

- guys who try to be fashionable but they just look so shit. with the fuckin berets and big leather pants and vests and gun harneses 🙂‍↕️ my guy u look like what invented delete. like some dudes can do the shit out of and it just works but my guy... a clean shirt and some black trousers...

- guy sending sexy selfies... like who r u pouting for my dude 😭 just smile please 🤌✨

idk if these are icks but i felt these to my soul 🥹 im sorry its long i just had to get it off my chest HAHAH

luv u xoxo

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oh wow bestie this is some list!!!

if by internet dances you mean like the tiktok dances then yes i wholeheartedly agree.. my man should ONLY have a tiktok for watching purposes. if he posts a thirst trap or him dancing to some trending song then that's it, he's not my man anymore lmfaoo. like that's so CRINGE tiktok dances are for the girlies!!! my man needs to have minimal social media presence hehe.

i kinda agree with the sandals one but i don't mind when men wear sliders sometimes in a casual way haha.

boys group chats are the worst most misogynistic cesspools of debauchery ever like truly boys are SO LAME when with their dumb friends so agree with that one.

i've never met a man who can't deal with standing in lines lol but tbh I HAVE ZERO PATIENCE therefore i myself hate standing in lines lmfaooo so my man would have to be the opposite of me. although i understand this one so this isn't an ick for me.

[crispy-buddies-bakery]

Buddy staff at the center

While me and my assistant are capable of running the shop, having buddies to work as staff alongside us also helps us understand them more and keep the place more peaceful and organized, and so I would like to formally introduce each of our buddy staff in the center!

Chiron - Pure Vanilla Cookie

Our first ever buddy staff, Chiron was baked to be our main healer in our center to which he accepted his role quite well. in addition to being a healer, he also acts as a therapist for rescued buddies that are currently staying at our center.

Often if one of the human staff is unable to man the counter, he often will take over it and greet any visitors or potential adopters and he did need to explain to the few who seem interested in adopting him that he lives and works in the center.

He often finds each adoption more exciting and hopeful, often he see’s many humans as wonderful and caring but is aware that a few have harmed others and are not to be trusted, unlike many he often tries to give those a second chance but either Elaine or Elizabeth would shoo any offending visitor away, especially if they have a history of abusing buddies or others.

Often seen as a father figure to younger rescued buddies and respected by older ones, he makes sure to set a good example for them and always reassures them that soon, someone will adopt them.

Reine - Golden Cheese Cookie

Another buddy that is baked to work in the center, Reine like her species are egotistical and proud but still accepted her role in the center. At first she was a guard and keeps an eye on visitors but soon she finds herself more in the nursery of the center, cooing and preening the babies buddies there thus she was given the role of caretaker instead.

She has a strong maternal instinct, while the center rarely bakes cookies in their infant stage or even gets rescued buddies that are that young, whenever they do Reine is the first to check on them, she is extremely protective and watchful towards the younger buddies that no one other than staff is allowed to enter the nursery, anyone who tries to get in will be screeched at and probably be bonked on the head with the side of her spear.

She feels proud and strong whenever she is taking care of these younglings, seeing herself as a guardian to them and is always ready to take care of each of them, she rarely trusts other humans other than the staff and thus everytime the younger buddies are at that age to be ready to be adopted. Chiron often has to reassure her that they will be adopted by a good home to let them go, usually she will be sadden whenever this happens but often she feels proud that they no longer need to be taken care by her and to be adopted by their own families now.

She doesn’t interract with anyone in the staff that much other than Chiron and the humans who she often comes to get them to help her preen her wings, showing that she does indeed trust them enough, but she still gets paid with golden cheese puffs as she claims she needs.

Ajita - Raisin Cookie

Our first rescue that decided to stay permanently in the center, Ajita was adopted in a different buddy center but her adopter had gotten bored of her after a week and abandoned her carelessly, the adopter was arrested and fined for abandonment if you are wondering. Hurt by this action, Ajita spend some days outside before she was rescued and brought to us.

Ajita would only talk to Chiron at the start and often make threats whenever the human staff would approuch her, it took a while but eventually she came around to trusting them and seeing how the center was comforting for her and the fact that doesn’t wish to gamble to be adopted by a uncaring adopter again, she decided to permanently stay and getting the role of rescuer.

Whenever the center receives a call to rescue a buddy, Ajita would always come alongside us to help, whether fhat be wrestling a aggresive stray buddy to relocate them or talk down to a traumatized abandoned one, she is always there to help and whenever at the center, she always hangs out with the rescued buddies to talk and get to know them more.

When Ajita first came to the center, the usual raisin birds weren’t near her and she doesn’t seem to have them but recently some have started showing up outside, acting like security cameras and squacking whenever there is someone suspicious. Ajita feeds them herself and often Chiron, who she see’s as a mentor/father figure would join her.

String - Twizzly Gummy Cookie

The second rescue to permanently live in the center, String unlike the rest of her species is calm and rather level headed. She first came to us as a rescued buddies and has not told us about what happened to her and if she was a stray or has been adopted, either way the event traumatized her and all staff agrees to never ask of her about it.

String immediently accepted the invitation of being a permanent buddy in the center and she is often acts as an assistant, she often helps the others with their tasks whether that be Chiron with calming any injured buddies or helping the humans organized any adoption, she always helps them with their tasks.

She is often quiet and reserve, prefering to listen to soft lullabies or watching others in the center. Many times she has been seen twirling her hair with her hand and talking to rescued buddies, mostly asking them about their life and whatnot.

She doesn’t interract that much, the staff even thought she was mute until she spoke silently after the first few day, she prefers to listen rather than to talk so she is often visited by the guards so that they will have someone to talk to as she just merely listens to them.

Malou - Mala Sauce Cookie

The third and possibly but not probably the last rescued permanent buddy along with her tribe, Malou and her tribe were once strays when they were sweep by a particularly strong downpour of rain and when they were rescued, they had to be preheated and sligthly and carefully bake in the oven again to evaporate and get their bodies crispy again.

Eternally grateful for saving their lives, Malou and her tribe offered to be guards for the place to which the staff agrees. they patrol the center in and out and whenever something is amiss they report them to the staff immediently and she and her tribe each take turns to watch over the place, usually at night they can relax as the place has a lock and gate but usually Malou watches over at night to ensure safety.

They are rather a rambunctious group, often than not they greet visitors happily and lead them to the front counter and even chat whenever some are in the waiting area and they often share their drinks to staff but often than not, they have to turn down their generous offer for the sake of their insides which they do not blame them, Chiron once tried and coughed so badly String thought he was dying, he is ok though.

However when someone with bad intentions does enter the center, the tribe immediently becomes protective and shows that while buddies are smaller than humans, they are still able to chase them away whilst protecting the others.

[mmhuey]

Introduction Blog - -

My name is Huey, I go by any names like Tammer, Pablo and pogo.

Genderfluid, Pan and Poly

I got 1 partner

I go by anything idc

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Interest:

SpongeBob Parodies: I fw with this mod no matter people keep saying it's a trash mod (I don't support the creator as i heard rumors of him being a bad person)

Mario Madness: Based mod, I like this and SpongeBob parodies so much I mixed them up together lmao

Dave And Bambi: As much that I kept rejoining this fandom i still like it due to nostalgia

Friday Night Funkin: Woah didn't expect this to be here after i just mentioned 3 fnf mods

Pizza Tower: Great game, Great great great

Bear*/Bear: Gives me nostalgia and again a great game!

Super Mario: I just like the red Italian man

Dandy's World: Looking foward to this game and its great!

Sml: idek why

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Favorite characters:

SBP: Dagger Bf/Or Panchito bf.. Panchito SpongeBob Scareybob Scarey bf (FOR SOME FUCKING REASONADNSDJAS) friendyboyyy

uhh Spongewow and uhh Sickpant's and uhhh ehh bfwow and UHHHHHHHH........ UH GLITCHPANTS IG? AND CAVEBF AND I THINK THAT'S IT AHDHASDHADH

Angry Italian red mad man: Devil Mario, Turmoil, the whole you cannot beat us gang and uhh Somari and uhh Coronation peach and uh mx SUPER BAD MARIO. and uh EVILLL MARIO. and uh gb and hallybooybooo Mr virtual and L Promotion mario and uh costume thats is

Blue and angry mario: the main mans themselves (Dave and bambi) Recurser and maybe expunged and uhh fuck uh UHHHHH................ Bamburai and idk spikes and jr and uhh yambo and uh david and i think fhats it sorry lmao

Friday night fuckin: Bf and gf (OFC) and uhh senpai (i like his music and his color Pallett shh...) and idk if the spooky kids count and uh daddy dearest and mommy mearest ig and tankman and pico literally the whole cast bruv

Bear/Bear*: Yes.

dandy's world: even though i'm just getting into this game i got a few favorites like uhh Vee glisten and my main man RODGER and uh teagen and goob and pebble and flutter and uhh sprout and uh i think thats it lmao!!

Sml: Marvin, Brooklyn, chef pee pee, Junior (OH NO1!!!!1111) and uh toad aka tod and uh tanner (THIS DUDE IS A WHOLE SIDE CHARACTER THAT NEVER EVEN MADE AN APPERANCE SINCE THE OLD SUMMER SCHOOL SERIES WHY WHAT)

And uh booger, dont ask.

tbh all the other characters are fine ig

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This is the end, i'm a boring ass person adshodsahhjads

[nothingbutalgae]

Im going to be fine, im not going to do anything but I'm just ugh for no reason and want to type out how im feeling and I wish I knew why but I dont

I dont know why i didn't kill myself years ago. I wish I did. I dont want to be here anymore. I feel so stuck. Im just posting this here bc I feel like there's no one I can really say this to in my life bc I dont want to annoy anyone. I just feel so alone and I know I have friends but would it really matter to them if I was gone? They could move on easily enough, it's not like I'm anyone's only friend or support. They probably just think I'm annoying anyways deep down. I cried on my birthday for several hours bc my dad started a fight with me. I dont want to be here anymore. I dont want to like... do anything to end it myself but if I died painlessly in my sleep one night then I wouldn't feel bad about it.

[floralbfs]

WHY do i ALWAYS have to VOLUNTEER MYSELF for HELPING PEOPLE

[thestorytellerofkpop]

hi, yes, sir, he's the one that attacked me, kim namjoon

[janellion]

KAYLAAAAA i am Back ! HSHXH i would like to request hcs of the reader taking care of their drunk boyfriend(s) 👉👈 may i ask for tsukki, bokuto, kuroo, and akaashi? Hdhxbb i hope it's not too much !!! if it is, tsukki and bokuto would do omg aaaAAA i love you so much bb 💞💗💗💗 and idk if i've told you this before already but i LOVE LOVE LOVE your writing like it's one of the best i've ever read !!!! pls stay healthy and safe, i love you!!!!!

RON BB U MAKING A BITCH SOFT OMG 😭😭💗💗✨✨ thank you SO SO MUCH!!’ it means the world to me that you enjoy my writing!!! i’d love to write these for you!!! (i’m sorry they took so long bb 🥺😭 ILY!!)

taking care of your drunk!boyfriend hcs

ft. tsukki, bokuto, kuroo, akaashi

tsukki

tsukki doesn’t drink that much but when he does, he gets SOFT

i don’t mean like he’s crying and all over you

but those things that he only usually thinks? like “wow they’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen”

he SAYS THEM

and he doesn’t realize that he does, he’s really just thinking out loud and so when you’re all flustered at hearing him being so sweet and honest, words that he usually reserves for tender and special moments, he just quirks an eyebrow like “what? did i say something?”

and you pretend like he didn’t, bc you love hearing the things he has to say

taking care of him involves a lot of,,, tough love

he is stubborn and wants to take care of himself

he only lets you take care of him when you’re firm but sweet with him

speaking of, you’re the ONLY ONE that he let’s take care of him

even though it does take some extra coaxing on your part, anyone else would be outright refused except for you

when you go to pick him up or the boys drop him off, they always seem a little extra tired because they’ve been dealing w drunk tsukki without you and he is DIFFICULT

like “we need to bribe him to get into the car” kind of difficult

but they’re really just bribing him with getting to see you

tsukki isn’t a super cuddly or physically affectionate person, but as soon as he sees you he melts

will draw you in for a hug with those long arms of his and just hold you until he starts swaying and you both fall on the ground

the nights end with him passed out in bed and you gently removing his glasses

he never brings it up the next day bc he’s embarrassed, but he thanks you in his own little ways, whether that’s a tender kiss to your temple as you make him something for his hangover, or your favorite flowers the next time he goes out for errands

a knock on the door pulls you from your current task, piquing your interest and making you wonder — isn’t it a little late for them to be back? i figured kei would just stay with kuroo. as you head to the front door, you peek your head through the window to see none other than your tall slightly red faced boyfriend batting away the presumably helpful hand that kuroo is offering him.

as soon as you open the door and tsukki’s eyes land on you, the annoyed and frustrated look on his face melts into one of calm adoration. he takes a step through the threshold, placing a large slender hand on your shoulder, drawing you into his chest and inhaling the scent of your hair.

you look at kuroo over tsukki’s shoulder, suppressing a grin as you see kuroo’s growing. “you should have heard him on the way here, he was so excited to see you,” he comments to you under his breath as he moves to head back to the boys leaning against his car in varying levels of intoxication.

you shoot him a “good luck!” as he walks away before the door slams, blocking kuroo’s retreating back. you try and pull away from tsukki, only to feel him pull you in closer in response.

“those guys were pissing me off,” you hear tsukki’s voice muffled into into your hair. you can’t help but smile at the softness in his voice despite the harshness of his words.

“let’s get you to bed,” you laugh softly, prying his arms ground around your waist and holding his hands in yours between you.

as you go to walk down the hall, tsukki’s grip on your hands tightens as he pulls you back to him, bringing one hand to your check and the other to the small of your back.

he looks at you intensely through his glasses, face slightly flushed, but eyes soft and mouth slipping into a small smile.

“you’re the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen”

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bokuto

i’ve written a bit abt drunk!bo here BUT yk i can always go off abt my hubby

OK SO bokuto is one of those “i’m myself but x100” kind of drunks

he is so excited and enthusiastic about things when he’s in a good mood

but he’s so down in the dumps and sad if he’s in a bad mood

fortunately!! you are always there to manage his moods, whether that’s extreme elation or intense sadness

a smile from you or a squeeze of your hand is all it takes to bring him back to his normal cheerful and exuberant self

BUT i hope that you don’t mind shirtless!bokuto (who could???) bc this man is CONSTANTLY TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF WHEN HE DRINKS

on the rare occasions where he goes out with tanaka, these two get kicked out of places SO FAST for public indecency

taking care of drunk!bokuto is a pretty involved affair

as soon as he sees you or the guys drop him back off to you, he is running full speed toward you, often forgetting his size and underestimating his speed

you’ve learned after the first few times that you need to brace yourself for impact bc he has crashed into you more times than you can count

this often results in you either on your back on the floor, or bo sweeping you up in a giant hug as he squeezes you tightly

the man REFUSES to take care of himself, does not want to eat or drink water until you offer it to him

if you bribe him w a kiss? man will do anything

the reason why he refuses to take care of himself? he just wants to spend time w you and shower you with love and affection!!

you’re trying to brush your teeth? good thing you only need one hand bc bo is holding the other!

trying to fix the bed? good luck bc bo has his arms around your waist and is nuzzling his face into your neck

fortunately, drunk!bo is also very sleepy, so after a lot of hand holding and hugging and wildly affectionate and inappropriate compliments, he is ready to pass out

unfortunately, he’s only able to fall asleep with you in his arms, so i hope your phone is charged!!

also, get ready to take a shower in the morning bc drunk!bokuto DROOLS

it’s ok tho bc he’s so cute abt it in the morning & will DEFINITELY insist on showering w you to help you,,, clean off 👀

a loud cry rings through the neighborhood prompting loud “shhhh” noises from the boys around your boyfriend. you smile in amusement as you look out the front window at the scene before you.

bokuto just dropped his phone as he was getting out of the car and proceeded to drop onto his knees, face buried in his hands as he cries out, “NOO WHAT DID I DO THEYRE GONE KUROO GONEEE,” as he gingerly picks up his phone and looks at the lock screen.

even from your vantage point in the house you can see the barely concealed snicker fhat escapes kuroo’s lips as he gestures to tsukki to help heft the large crying man to his feet.

“bro, i promise [Name] is fine, that’s just your lock screen, they’re in the house.” at this point kuroo pauses and looks up, seeing your face in lit up in the window.

“bo, look! they’re right there! why don’t you go give the door your secret knock and see them?” kuroo says, pointing to you at the window.

of course, you can’t hear this, but you do see the way that bokuto’s eyes light up as he brings his gaze to meet yours, and the wide smile that’s already across his previously tear-stained face.

with that, he is running full speed to the front door, and you barely have time to process the change in mood before you hear your signature shared secret knock on the front door.

laughing in anticipation, you throw the door open at the finish of the knock, only to be wrapped up in two sturdy arms, bo feet your lifting off the ground in his excitement.

finally setting you down, he looks at you with shining eyes, the grin on his face spreading with every passing second.

“i missed you”

+++

kuroo

so poor kuroo is usually stuck as the designated driver (he switches off with akaashi)

when he does get to drink though? his nerdy and flirty sides come out in the BEST possible way

he loves to use chemistry pick up lines on you, whether you’re out on the town together or you’re cuddled up in your bed after he gets dropped off for the night

you’ll be playing with his hair or he’ll be playing with yours and all of a sudden he’ll pull away and all the warning you’ll get is a slight glint in his eye and the traces of a mischievous smile as he says:

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine

or

You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe

as soon as the lines are out of his mouth you can feel heat rushing up your neck and cheeks as your eyes widen slightly

kuroo always laughs gently, a light blush coloring his cheeks as he pulls away

he loves to do this bc it always yields his favorite sight: you flustered and embarassed at his sudden flirtatiousness

kuroo is pretty responsible so you don’t really,,, need to take care of him?

but you DO get to listen to a lot of really entertaining stories about things that have happened throughout the night he spent out with the boys

he likes to lay his head in your lap with his eyes closed as you run your fingers through his hair and gently massage his scalp, humming gently and laughing as he recounts the tales of his night

you WILL have to convince him to go to bed tho bc drunk!kuroo wants to stay up ALL NIGHT and spend time with you, cuddling and watching tv or some movies (he WILL try and convince you to watch a fun documentary)

but you’ll have to resist his charms and pickup lines

he does NOT make it easy on you though

will even go as far as to lay on the ground and make you drag him to your bedroom, barely concealing his laughter

he’ll eventually take pity on you and walk with you to the bedroom, but not before swinging his arm over your shoulder and leaning a bunch of his weight on you (he can’t make it too easy!)

the night always ends with the two of you facing each other, his arm slung over your waist as he traces every inch of your face with his eyes

you hear the loud honk of a horn as you receive a “here” text from your boyfriend. you open the door, not sure what to expect since it’s been quite some time since kuroo actually let loose.

you definitely weren’t expecting a grinning bokuto with his hand around kuroo’s waist as your dark haired boyfriend grinned at you with a mischievous look in his eye.

“[Name]!” bokuto exclaims in his signature booming and excited voice. “Your boyfriend here was practicing lines on me all night to get ready to see you,” he says, laughter in his voice.

“bro, you weren’t supposed to tell them!” kuroo turns to bokuto, eyebrows slightly furrowed, “it was supposed to be a surprise!”

bokuto simply laughs and shakes his head, removing his arm from around kuroo’s waist and going to clap you on the shoulder. “good luck,” he says with a wink before walking back to the car, yelling at a slightly flushed akaashi that “he’s next!”

with bokuto gone, all of kuroo’s attention is on you. the mischievous look on his eye has been replaced by one that’s softer, full of love and adoration. his smile, however, still slightly betrays the rest of his face as he leans in close to you, arm resting on one side of your face as the other goes to his hip.

“You must be related to Alfred Nobel, because baby you are dynamite!” slips past his lips and you can’t help but laugh, heat rushing to your face as you take in his words.

his suaveness, however, falters as he loses his balance and crashes into you through the threshold.

he pulls back from you, face lingering inches from yours as he grins again.

“Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you”

+++

akaashi

similar to kuroo, akaashi is often the designated driver or signature “responsible friend”

when he DOES go more wild it’s because someone bokuto convinces him to do something crazy for some reason his bachelor party

on those nights where he does participate more in shenanigans, he gets SOFT

not in the same way that tsukki or bokuto get soft, but in a very special way that is Signature Akaashi

the guys will drop him off and they will all be waving and smiling at you, faces soft

akaash’s softness is infectious and inspiring, and all of them are going to go home to their own partners and be extra soft and sweet bc of him and his love for you

akaashi’s love language is quality time, and this is never more obvious than on the nights when you’re taking care of him after a fun night out with the boys

he just wants to be with you, whether that be on the couch as you finish up your book or show, talking to you as you shower for the night, or at the kitchen table as you have a midnight snack

his eyes soften and drink in the sight of you under the bright kitchen lights, or the soft glow of the tv, or through the foggy mirror of the bathroom

anything you ask of him is yours, so taking care of him is very easy

you’re both in bed as soon as you’d like to be, whether that’s one hour or five hours after he gets done with the boys

this is bc all akaashi wants to do is hold you in his arms and look at you, whispering into the quiet space between you how much he loves you and how much you mean to him

he’s not usually big on being very affectionate with his words, so when he says them, you KNOW he means them more than anything

even though he was the one that went out, he’s always the last one to fall asleep bc he wants to memorize the way you look in this exact moment, and tuck it away into his collection of favorite memories

your phone buzzes on the couch next to you, drawing your attention from the show you put on as you wait for your boyfriend to get dropped off.

accepting the phone and bringing it to your ear, you hear the calm and deep voice of the man you know and love.

“hi love, we’re almost to the house,” rings through the speaker. a chorus of “AWWWHS” and “OOOOHS” echo in the background as you hear the unmistakable voices of the boys in the car. a smile tugs at your lips at the shenanigans, and widens at akaashi’s soft chuckle. “see you soon,” you say as you hear the sound of a car pull up.

making your way to the door, you open it to reveal the slightly flushed face of your boyfriend as he gets out of the car, accepting the hand that bokuto offers in assistance.

the softness in akaashi’s eyes is unmistakable as he makes his way toward you, his gaze never straying from your face.

bokuto chuckles behind him, waving briefly at akaashi’s back before walking around to the front of the car.

as akaashi reaches the front step, he wraps an arm around your waist and brings you in for a soft but firm kiss, pulling away with a gentle smile and shining eyes.

the “OOOHS” and “AHHHS” ring out from the car again, but there’s a softness to them.

regardless, you pay them no mind as you look into akaashi’s eyes, a small smile playing on your lips.

“it’s nice to see you too,” you say through a grin.

“i’ve been wanting to do that all night”

☽

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[fictionkinfessional]

huuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm i dont usually send this many kinfessions for a kin but like. hi. 2d again if anyone happens to be invested in my thoughts…….. annie wayz im thinkin about mudz as i usually do ya know n like. hum. hm. haaaaahhhhh??? idk. i found an interview from the demon days era when he was sober for once n like…. idk. i just wish he was like that all the time? cuz hes genuinely a good fucking dude when hes not pissed off his fucking head drunk all the time. ahhhggggh. today i remembered this one time on plastic beach he just. camr over and grabbed me and he hugged me and he just fucking. cried. for so long. it felt like hours and i didnt know what to do????????? because hes so. open. and closed off at the same time ya know? he doesnt really cry a lot lol and i eas just. so out of my element like wtf was i supposed to do? n. idk where cyborg noodle was n none of the collaborators were there and it was just us and he wss crying so loud in my ear and i could feel how wet he was making my shoulder and i dont think ive ever seen anyone so fucking. sad. and i wanted to help so fucking much but he foesnt TALK about thsi stuff. he just bottles it all up and yeah i did the same but he gets violent n shit ya know i just get. idk. anyway i think i just. after like 15 minutes (cuz he was crhing. for. it felt like decades. i think that might have been the first time hed cried in genuine years and i was there to see it… wow…) anyway after about 15 minytes i decided ya know what. if hes gonna cry on me theres no way hell get pissed if i try n comfort him right? idk anyway i just. started rubbin his back yknow? idk if he liked it or not cuz he didnt rlly react at all but like. eghh? and then when he finished crying he just kinda. collapsed on me? n started sleeping? so i was just. so fuckin outta my elemeng yknow? what was i supposrd to do? IDFK YKNOW? anyway i had to fucking. drag him because i am Weak as fuck and cant carry anythin or anyoen anyway. i had to drag him up to his room and DAMN was he out cold holy shit….. anywsy idk where im going with this im sorry for talking so much im trying to get my thoughts in order ya know 😾 anywayz. mudz. if youre readin this? i kinda interpreted that whole crying on me thing as a kind of apology? maybe im projecting but i kinda hope that was you feelin like. guilty for a lotta shit and that was how you were sayin sorry for it ig? im prolly completely wrong but if in the off chance im right ! uh. i dont forgive you. but i do at the same time? idk man shits complicated. anywayz if we ever like. meet again. or somethin idk but uh. if we do. and you ever just wanna sit down with me maybe cry a bit? fhats fine. just as long as you dont expect me to like. fo anything because im real fuckin bad at comforting people then uh. thats fine! ok im done now bye bye stay safe i love you all hugs and kisses mwah mwah mwah xoxo et cet er a et cet er a

[mattmurdocks-leftbuttcheek]

Undercover p.p. x Nat's younger sister! Reader

This was requested and I put a little twist in it. I'm actually pretty proud of it. I'll be honest I got lazy at the end of it but it's 2,134 words which I'm proud of. I wrote this on mobile so my apologies.

This is about Y/n being assigned to look after Peter while he gets used to being the new Spider-Man. Set in Homecoming.

Y/n smoothed her hair down into a low bun, small tendrils of hair framing her face. She wore a black crop-top with black-washed high-waisted jeans and rainbow vans, a long maroon sweater helped bring everything together. Y/n filled in her eyebrows, put a couple coats of mascara on and lipgloss. She studied herself in the mirror. Could she pass as a regular high school student? She felt she had no choice but to live up to her sisters reputation. Finish the mission, don’t get attached. Simple.

There was a knock on Y/n's door. “Come in,” she called over her shoulder.

Nat walked in with a smile on her face. ��Are you nervous?” She asked.

Y/n shook her head no. “I'm pretty confident about this mission Tony put me on. It's highschool. Not a big deal.”

Nat sat on Y/n's bed, picking at the old duvet cover. “What's your objective?”

Y/n sighed. “Keep an eye on Peter Parker, a.k.a. Spider-Man. Make sure he doesn't do anything stupid. Tony set my schedule just like his and put me in decathlon so I can keep an eye on him.”

Nat smiled a proud smile. “That's my girl.”

Y/n shared the same smile. “I learned from the best.”

“Y/n, school starts in thirty minutes.” F.R.I.D.A.Y. announced in her room.

“Am I taking the bus or am I getting a ride?” She asked openly.

“Scott has offered to take you to and from the school as to not raise suspicions.”

Y/n smiled. “This is gonna be fun.”

Nat stood up and looked her little sister up and down, her face showing happiness and sadness equally. “Mom and Dad would be proud of you.”

Y/n hugged her sister. “I know, Nat,” she said as she sighed, tears fighting to come up, “I know.”

They stood there hugging. Until someone knocked on the door frame, clearing their throat. Y/n pulled away from Nat to see Scott leaning on the door frame with keys in his hands. “Ready kiddo?”

Y/n sighed, “No one is ever technically ready for a mission.”

Midtown School of Science and Technology. Y/n looked up at the tall building as students flooded the stairs leading up to the entrance. “You nervous?” Scott asked.

Y/n nodded the slightest bit. “Just a little.”

He put a warming hand on her shoulder. “It'll be fine. Probably the easiest mission I've heard of.”

Y/n smiled as she picked up her bag and opened the door to get out. “Thanks Scott.” She closed the door firmly. As she walked away, she heard a muffled, “I'll be here at three!”

Y/n laughed to herself as she walked up the stairs to the entrance. As she walked the crowded halls to find the office, she saw her objective, standing at his locker with someone. She took a deep breath and adjusted her bag on her shoulder and walked up to him.

“Uh hi, I'm new here and was wondering if you could help me?” She asked directly.

Peter turned around quickly. “A-are you asking me?”

Y/n nodded. “Yeah, they sent me a schedule but I have no idea where my classes are. I would've assumed the office was in the entrance to the school.”

Peter laughed a small laugh. “Let me look at it.” He said holding a hand out. Y/n dug in her pocket for the crumpled piece of paper and handed it to him. Peter looked it over, “We have all the same classes,” he said in surprise, “just stick with me.”

As soon as he said that, Y/n head someone from behind her say, “Why would someone like her stick with you, Penis Parker?”

Y/n turned and saw a tan, dark headed boy. Maybe Italian? She recognized the behavior from what Tony had told her about Peter's school life.“Maybe because we have the same class schedule, asshat.” Y/n sneered. The boy put his hands up mockingly as if to say I surrender.

“I like feisty ones. Especially red heads.”

“Leave her alone Flash.” Peter pleaded.

“It's okay,” Y/n said with a smirk on her face. “Let me deal with little Eugene.”

Flash’s face dropped. Obviously he doesn't like to be called by his legal name. Y/n walked up to him and motioned with her index finger for him to come closer. She put her lips next to his ear and whispered, “Try to mess with me, your parents and the police will never find your body because it'll be torn into six pieces, wrapped in plastic and buried under trees in cemeteries in six different states. After I torture you.” She pulled away and saw his face go pale, no color left in his cheeks. Before she walked away, she said out loud, “and not in the good way either.”

Flash stood there, unmovingly. Like one of Medusa's stone statues. Y/n smiled to herself as she turned to see Peter and his friend with expressions of awe. “Where to first?”

Y/n stood in the lunch line with Peter and his friend, Need. They were still pushing to know what she said to Flash that made him unable to move and what she meant by “and not in the good way.”

Y/n just smiled. “It was nothing, I swear. Just a little threat.”

As the line pushed on, Peter and Need go their trays as Y/n held on to her lunch box. Nat packed her lunch today, she expected to have all healthy foods and a protein shake. As the trio sat down, Peter dug into his 'chicken tenders’ like they were the only thing he's ever eaten as Y/n in packed her lunch. She had a tuna and romaine lettuce wraps with a bag of apple slices and a bag of carrots. And the protein shake in a Ninja blending cup with a straw. At the bottom was a sticky note. 'have a great day, Y/n!’ was scrawled in Nat's handwriting.

“So you're like, really healthy?” Need asked as he sipped his milk.

Y/n nodded as she took a bite of her tuna wrap. “ I train a lot.” She said after chewing.

“Fhat do you thwain for?” Peter asked, muffled by a mouthful of food.

Y/n immediately said “Gymnastics.” It wasn't wrong. She knew how to tumble and can do a prefect back aerial on a four inch plank of wood.

Need smiled widely.”That's so cool! You probably told Flash that you could do a backflip and knock him out cold with a kick.”

Y/n just smiled and ate her food.

As the weeks pressed on, Y/n got to know more about Peter. He was very smart, loved Star Wars and a certain Deli in Queens. He offered to take her which seems agreed to only to know where he goes to on a regular basis. They eventually exchanged phone numbers and studied at his Aunt's apartment. His room was like any teenager's bedroom, messy and clean at the same time. On his desk we're his web cartridges. Testing him, she asked what they were. Peter's face turned red and said that they were for an experiment.

Y/n didn't know when it had happened but when she gets a text from Peter, her heart starts beating faster. When she's around him, her hands get sweaty and her face feels warmer than usual. When she talked to Nat about it she smiled. “You like him,” she said in a sing-song voice.

Y/n sputtered. “N-no I don't!”

Nat laughed. “You do, honeybunch. You have a crush.”

Y/n looked down. “Then I failed my mission,” she said. “I got attached.”

After the whole decathlon team almost dying in the Washington Monument, Peter seemed more pleased with himself. When he pulled Liz up, Y/n felt a searing pain in her chest. It took her a moment to realize what it was. It was jealousy.

Even after Tony took away Peter's suit, Y/n was still told to stick around. She didn't necessarily want to or not want to. She could get closer to him. Maybe go to homecoming with him. But that maybe turned into a no when she found out he had asked Liz.

Y/n knew there was still someone out there selling those weapons. And she knew Peter had found out who when we walked into the gymnasium for homecoming. He walked stiffly, his face so pale you would've thought he was wearing a mask. She watched as he went up to Liz and murmured a “Sorry.” And left. Keeping her personal feelings down, she follow him down the corridor. Flinging off parts of his suit, he ran, lifted the lockers and grabbed his homemade suit. Realizing what he was doing, Y/n ran to the girls bathroom in the same hallway and grabbed herr gear out of the last stall that was labeled “out of order” since she arrived.

After changing quickly into gear that was almost identical to Nat's, she rush through the doors that lead outside and found Peter's on the ground. Herr heart throbbed. But her instincts kicked in when she heard someone running towards her. She instantly ducked and turned on the balls of her left foot, her right leg swinging out and knocking the man down to the ground.

Y/n held her booted foot against the man's throat. She heard Peter groan and question who she was. She ignored Peter for a moment, crouching down to put nano-cuffs that Tony had designed for her to use. Much like the suit he had that would form when he tapped his chest. “You move, the restraints will get tighter until you pass out due to blood loss.” She sneered.

Y/n finally looked at Peter. He took off his bug-eyed mask and was staring at her in awe. “What are you- how did- who are you?”

Y/n sighed. “We can talk later at the compound. But first, can we find the dealer?”

Peter nodded.

“Y/n did WhAT?!” Need screamed over the Bluetooth connection of Flash's car.

“Ned,” Y/n said calmly. “Now is not the time to be fanboying right now.”

“But wh-”

“Say another word and you won't get to meet the avengers.”

When Y/n and Peter basically saved Liz’s dad, Y/n had called Tony. “You were wrong.” She said simply. “He can handle it.”

The next day Y/n didn't show up for class. Peter thought it was strange until he got a text from Happy telling him to meet him in the bathroom. She was there too, dressed in all black gear, then it hit him. She looked just like Black Widow.

Happy took Peter to the new Avengers Headquarters. On the way Y/n told Peter everything.

“You were sent to spy on me?” Peter asked skeptically.

Y/n sighed. “I was making sure you were staying safe and not telling people what happened in Berlin. Or the fact that you're Spider-Man.”

“Anything else I need to know? Does Thor have three nipples?”

Y/n's heart leapt into her throat. She could tell him how she felt right then. But she bit her tongue and giggled. “We're here.” She said as she pointed behind him.

Peter looked at the facility with the same face he had when he and Ned finished building his Lego Death Star.

Pure happiness.

When they got into the building, Y/n told Happy that she'd take him to Tony. She just had to tell him.

“Hey, Pete?” She asked shyly.

“Yeah?”

“There's something I feel like I have to tell you.”

“Okay”

She sucked in a deep breath and let it out. “When me or my sister go on missions, we have a rule. Don't get attached.” Peter nodded. “Well, I broke that rule, Peter. I got attached to you and you're just so damn cute and I just wanted to make you feel better after Tony took your suit, you looks so sad and I just wanted you to be happy because that's all you deser-”

Peter cut her off by kissing her. A slow, sweet kiss. When he pulled back, Y/n was the color of Nat's hair. “I like you too,Y/n” Peter looked around quickly. “Don't tell anyone I said that because I'm pretty sure the entire team would annihilate me if they saw me do that.”

Peter didn't join the Avengers to her dismay, but they did get sandwiches every Friday at Delmar's for a 'date’. Only to find most of the people walking by we're in hoodies and ball caps.

“REALLY GUYS?”

[bourbonandbadluck]

Gob Smacked

"OW!! Why you's hittin' me, Woman?! You's said you's were needin' carrots n'i's bloody got you's f'hem! T'aint nae way t'say f'hank You!" Declan barked, rubbing the side of his head before hastily ducking another of Myrels surprisingly painful smacks..

"I did, but that ain't a good enough reason to go stealing them off a farmer! YA GIT!"

The thief shot a look Shaeli's way, dark eyes almost desperate for help as he was summarily chased around her mother's small house. Shaeli however, watched on in amusement, smirking to herself and remaining planted on the couch.

Okay, so there'd be no help from that corner.

"I's didn'nae hear you's complainin' when i's brought you's t'bottle o'bourbon! You's were quite happy f'hen!"

"Bourbon is expensive! And the vendors aint struggling like them farmers are!" Myrel shot back, rounding Declan into the corner of the kitchen.

"Well t'bloody farmer be asking' n'arm n'a leg for f'hose damned carrots!! Nearly as pricey as t'bourbon! I's done you's a good'n!"

There was a whoosh of air followed by a loud crack, Myrel catching Declans shoulder with another smack as her response. By the Gods, Westfall women could lay into Someone good. He was beginning to think she could have given his own mother a run for her money.

Another fwap snapped him out of his thoughts. "BLOODY FUCKIN--- Stop Fhat!!! Fine I's go pay iff'n f'hat be what you's wantin'! Shaeli! Love! Don't just sit f'here! Help!"

The jeweler barely got her mouth open to respond before Myrel had spun around. "You let him get away with this stuff?" She huffed, planting her hands on her hips.

Shaeli had to force back a small fit if giggles, grinning as Declan peeked over her mother with pleading eyes. He was desperate, and as amusing as it was to watch him cowering before a tiny Westfall Woman, she could throw him a bone. "He means well. And they are overcharging."

Only a small bone. It was better than nothing he supposed.

Declan jerked back as Myrel turned on him once more, flinching instinctively. She jammed a finger onto his nose. "Well I ain't! Not to farmers! You go pay that man right toot sweet! Y'hear me?"

The thief bobbed his head in a hasty nod and started to slink along the wall, his eyes crossing to stare at her fingertip. "Aye... i's goin'! I's goin'!" He chuffed, ducking down and sprinting for the door, leaving the carrots with Myrel.

Laughter followed him through the door, leaving him licking his wounds in grumbling silence and holding a new respect for country mothers.

"Bloody good right arm she gots on her..."

@shaeli-dawson