Cloud: I’m gonna kill you!
Sephiroth: Oh really? How original. I’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP on it.
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Azem and Hythlodaeus: Emet, what are you doing tomorrow?
Emet: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
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Satoru: no but like imagine how romantic eating another person can be? Like your souls are together forever
Sukuna, flirting: you want to try, Six Eyes?
Satoru, also flirting: I bet I taste so sweet you wont taste anything better!
Suguru and Shoko in the background: what the actual fuck
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Cloud: You expect me to stop her?
Sephiroth: Isn’t she your teammate?
Cloud: Aerith is her own woman.
Cloud: And I really want to see you get hit with a chair.
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Zack: *walking around shirtless*
Tifa: You can't just walk around like that!
Zack: Why not?
Tifa: It's distracting. People might get hurt.
Zack: wtf how?
Cloud: *coming into the room and immediately walks into the wall after seeing Zack*
Tifa: SEE!?!
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Sephiroth: *has loyal geese minions*
Vincent with the gun: Ah target practice.
Cloud: I wouldn't do that. They're technically your grandchildren.
Vincent, alarmed: When have I ever mentioned fathering a goose??
Cloud:
Vincent:
Cloud: You'll let it slip one of these days.
Vincent: No I won't.
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Zack: *leaning on the counter* Hey beautiful, come here often?
Cloud: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?
Zack: Play along!
Cloud: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married.
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Angeal: Fun fact! Fruit stickers are made out of food-grade paper and glue and are therefore technically edible.
Zack: That is a fun fact!
Angeal: *snatches the fruit bowl off the table before Zack can grab an apple*
Zack: Hey! I wasn't gonna!
Angeal: You weren't gonna what?
Zack:
Zack:
Zack: All right, you got me. I was totally gonna.
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Yuffie: *bleeding out after getting stubbed* This is totally not tubular dude bro
Vincent: Please for the love of god say something else those cannot be your last words
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