#first tag

[uozlulu]

Last night I was like "But he's one of Putin's allies what is going on?" and now it's like "Oh it must have been a rebel-finding mission."

Wishing everyone who joined in thinking it was a legit coup a very speed get the fuck out of there with your lives if you can

[halebaccari]

femslash february 1/? -> cora/lydia/marin

marin: a witch with a penchant for kitchen magic who puts her spells and advice to work in her hometown cafe, delivering extra pep in her coffee, peace in her herbal teas, zest for life in her cranberry orange muffins, and something to think about after you walk out the door. her matter of fact tone and hint of mystery keep the regulars coming back.

cora: an orphan who grew up running. bouncing from distant relative to distant relative, she traveled the word and learned how to take care of herself when she was finally old enough to settle back home on her own. she spends her mornings keeping herself fit to get out again if she needs to and her nights serving up international cuisine in the restaurant launched with her inheritance.

lydia: chemistry was her plan from her very first kiddie lab kit, but pursuing her degrees brought molecular and physical gastronomy to her attention. a new world opened up inside everyday things that she'd always taken for granted, and she followed her curiosity into food science and, particularly, the meticulous yet experimental world of confectionery.

when the three of them connect on social media to share a drive down the coast for a women leadership in food service conference, they hit it off in ways they never would've considered back in beacon hills.

[imleaves]

Currently preemptively offended by the next thing that comes out of @frankenwenis ‘s mouth

[ribombeee]

[abisalli]

Jason but he wears this helmet 😼

[transannabeth]

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

[the-kneesbees]

whyyy is there no good outsiders merch

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

[otto-doctavius]

snooooork mimimimimi

[uozlulu]

Keep thinking about how Gear 5's theme music sounded almost exactly like one of the songs on the 90's Trigun soundtrack

[against-all-odds-im-back]

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

[lokh]

communication is key 💪

[bonesbugs]

Adrien takes full advantage of his face post-reveal

[fordp1nes]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[beebfreeb]

Louisiana Meshi!!!! Thistle will be at the crawfish boil.