#five/diego

[sublightsleeper]

D20 tag game

tagged by @itookyoudown for this tag game. 

 I rolled a 19 and got Need A Vacation by @fivediego . This fic is so fucking good. This is like my...third?? Fourth re-read? I’m gonna re-read it again since I got it open.

I picked the word “ingenue” because it’s a stellar word and here’s what I wrote:

“People seem to think I’m some kind of ingenue.” Five wipes at the counter with more force than was strictly necessary. 

“It’s the eyelashes,” Klaus supplies helpfully, lifting a hand to gesture to his face in one long, floppy circle. “And the fuck me lips.” Five throws the rag at Klaus’ face right as the bell over the door jingles. 

It’s the guy again. The one with his order written on his napkin. Five wonders briefly if the silent Diego would think he was some kind of ingenue. Some delicate thing to be seduced. Would he be disappointed with the truth? That Five was just an asshole with sky high standards who hadn’t been on a date in three years?

Why did it matter to him?

tagging @drunktuesdays @librarian-von-sassypants @or-ng-c-ss-dy

[stevenrogered]

#siblings

[diamondri]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

[hihomeghere]

What a coincidence

[sweetpastillas]

totally real umbrella academy merchandise

[myhyperfixationisiforgot]

"If the Hargreeves had phones every season would end in two episodes!" Babe if there were cell phones in the Umbrella Academy it would be so much worse. Not a single person in that house is capable of conveying information in a coherent manner. Diego has them all blocked. Viktor only listens to his voicemail in bulk once a month. Five developed his own shorthand during the apocalypse that he truly thinks is coherent to other human beings (it is not). Luther, by nature of who he is, absolutely Does Not Text for any reason and keeps calling the others. Klaus is carrying at least four conversations in the same thread at any given point in time. Even if they all managed to remember that they owned phones (unlikely) and then proceeded to convey relevant information in a timely fashion (even less likely), not a single one of them would figure it out. Allison could probably muster the braincells necessary but would not under any circumstances manage to stay on task long enough to do anything about it. Phones would absolutely not help with anything at all.

[jupiter1700]

[sunriseseance]

Posters and release date.

[topperscumslut]

it’s literally him

[brellygifs]

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY, SEASON 4 First Look

[momokodaisy]

Extremely Late Umbrella Academy Textposts That Have Definitely Been Done Before (6/?) Prev Next

Bonus:

[deathclassic]

first look at the hargreeves siblings

[wingedshoes]

you're ALL WRONG the umbrella academy can never be riverdale because they have 30 year olds playing 16 year olds and tua has an 18 year old playing a 58 year old

[rocks-in-my-vodka]

when that dance battle started in the first episode, i for real was just ready to accept that that was what they were doing. like yea. dance it out, you little funkies

[hihomeghere]

[nataliescatorccio]

#oh they're so back THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON 4: TEASER TRAILER