#floorit

[chromatophorium]

I just thought of a pun and I have to get it out of me. It works way better when told vocally but here goes:

A dentist and a carpenter where asked what the most important part of their job was.

They answered simultaneously:

Floorite!

Wait shit, this doesn't work. Fluorite is a rock, not the stuff they use in dentistry! (Tho it's used to make fluoride...)

Anyway, it was a homophone joke on fluorite and floor right sounding the same. I guess I could workshop it??? Woah. You're getting an exclusive look into my pun process.

An acid manufacturer and a carpenter were asked what the most important component of their job was.

They answered simultaneously:

Floorite!

Then the carpenter got mad at the acid manufacturer cuz their floor got desolved by all the acid they were carrying around. The end.

(fluorite the mineral is used very often used to make hydrofluoric acid.)

[writerofweird]

The Computer Burst Open

The computer burst openThe screen has been brokenMy files are doneEverything is goneI look insideIt will not hideThe shapeless thingWho controlled everythingIt got boredIt hops to the floorIt then escapesAnd thinks it greatThat it is freeAnd away from me

[crybabyboyscout]

Can we see your gf? 😊

My fiancé @neverlucid ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )

[pedalpumping-girls]

so sexy

[muscle-cars-aesthetics]

1967 Chevy C10 Facts ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Front Suspension: Porterbuilt drop member, Slam Specialties 2600lb ’bags, KYB shocks, Unisteer steering rack Rear Suspension: Porterbuilt drop member, KYB shocks, Firestone sleeve ’bags, all aluminum air lines, SMC valves, Viair compressors, AVS switch box Brakes: McGaughy’s Engine: completely rebuilt 2003 Silverado 5.3L, Painted engine block, stainless headers, wire harness reworked by S&S Performance Transmission: Rebuilt 4160 with 3200 stall converter Rearend: 12 bolt Chevy with Auburn center section, Richmond gears, new axles Body: Bed floor raised 5 inches, custom oak floor stained Onyx, bumpers shaved and tucked, exhaust routed through the bedsides, handmade front wheel tubs, everything shaved but the door handles, DuPont Designo Graphite paint with Platinum Silver accent color Interior: Tilt steering column, custom-made gauge cluster, Volkswagen Jetta seats, custom-made center console, Billet steering wheel, Vintage Air, custom door panels, one-piece side windows Wheels & Tires: 20×8.5; Eagle Alloy 227; 255/35R20; BFGoodrich T/A ©️🔟©️🔟©️🔟©️🔟©️©️🔟 #chevy #chevrolet #c10 #camaro #chevelle #corvette #impala #bagged #low #stance #floorit #truck #pickup #ls #hotrod #v8 #musclecar #ford #mopar #classic

[quentinperot]

CLEVER RACE - @vincent_verschueren & @veronique_hostens are 2017 @belgianrallychampionship champion #race #racing #champion #skoda #skodar5 #skodamotorsport #skodafabiar5 #fabiar5 #r5 #r5rally #r5rallycar #brc #belgianrallychampionship #flatout #pedaltothemetal #ifindoubtflatout #floorit #rally #rallye #rallycar #racecar #racing #instacar #instarally #condroz #condrozrally #condroz2017 @skodamotorsport @bmautosport @belgianrallychampionship @skodaworld @skodabe @skodagram (à Rallye du Condroz)

[primalaska]

#FlorentineHollywood #flatcomgmbh #flyingMozart #flamerstickers #flamingpumpkin #floridarydaz #floorit #flowersbeutiful #florious #flythugginbaby #flines #flyKix #fluffyfurrys #flipeditmaker #FlowIntoSpring #floverstagram #flyingsas #fluffybunnyyscosplay #floatingonair #floresentusu #flushplate #flyg #flavdropsvanilla #floatingflooring #flymahan #flyersarrived #flamingoprint #flowpkfr #flowingstudio #floridaattorney #FlorentineHollywood #flatcomgmbh #flyingMozart #flamerstickers #flamingpumpkin #floridarydaz #floorit #flowersbeutiful #florious #flythugginbaby #flines #flyKix #fluffyfurrys #flipeditmaker #FlowIntoSpring #floverstagram #flyingsas #fluffybunnyyscosplay #floatingonair #floresentusu #flushplate #flyg #flavdropsvanilla #floatingflooring #flymahan #flyersarrived #flamingoprint #flowpkfr #flowingstudio #floridaattorney https://www.instagram.com/p/B1n3XNEHR0t/?igshid=q3edpce58qp8

[morningfears]

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[supadamnalbum]

Listen to my latest song BIG from my newest release Floor It. BIG animated lyric video will be unleashed a week from today 11/03/17!!!! #FLOORIT #spotify #hiphopmusic #SUPADAMNALBUM #hiphop #rapmusic #newmusic#halloween #scary #beast #rapmusic #rap #rapmonster #kaiju #SUPADAMNalbumstore #everything #big (at Orange, California)

[2minutetabletop]

In Walls that Talk, Part 3 – The Second Floor

It's time to plunge once more into Troy's terribly haunted MacHale Manor. Do you enjoy mansions, mystery, and awesome treasures? This one's for you!

→ Read it on 2-Minute Tabletop

The  creak of the stairs echoes across the house’s second floor, shocking  the movement in the opposite room to silence. But the sound dissipates  without any violent retaliation. The group of nervous adventurers  continues through the dilapidated rooms. They watch for signs of danger  or any horrors waiting to strike, ever wary of what might still inhabit  the manor. There is nothing to be seen, of course, as the many spectral  eyes that watch the group do so from beyond the Material. They will bide  their time until the party has no chance to escape. The  characters have already seen the house’s gardens, first floor, and  basement, but much remains to be found upstairs. The second floor has  many more rooms to discover and explore, bringing the party even closer  to the estate’s secrets. Each of the group’s interactions,  investigations, and the information they gather leads them towards  exposing and confronting Gabrien and finally reaching the house’s  treasure. But what they do with their discoveries may prove even more  important than uncovering them, as this adventure’s conclusion looms  ever closer... Read the rest here: https://2minutetabletop.com/in-walls-that-talk-3-second-floor/

Troy's  doing a phenomenal job with these chapters, and I hope that they are  useful to you and your group! Even if you don't need a haunted house,  there is plenty of treasure, stat blocks, and other resources to  pillage. ;)

[numero47]

[1eos]

on and on is totally a bop and would make such a fabulous runway song but it would be even better if only somebody could take off (redacted)'s part... his part literally pisses me off bc i think it greatly disrupts the song's flow 😭😭 miss kendra u are totally right when you said his parts are the "foot" part of any vixx song 💀💀

he embodies a foot both in vocal performances nd appearance. at least he wasn’t awful in the opening...i keep saying they shouldve banned him from doing anything other than adlibs but i digress. still for on and on to still be so good despite that....a testament to their vocals...most the group still couldn’t sing live to save their lives but still put what pussy they could into it nd that’s why 9 years later i’m still ready to #floorit when on and on plays....*sniffles* 

[crybabyboyscout]

How long have you been together? 💕

A few months shy of 4 years ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)

(๑o̴̶̷̥᷅﹏o̴̶̷̥᷅๑)ᵒᵐᵍᵎᵎᵎ

[ginger-lee]

Dance Floor

It was a little while later and the two were getting close on the dance floor. It’s been a long time since Savannah let herself get that sort of attention. It was uncomfortable but sort of nice. She couldn’t lie that it felt nice to be wanted again. She tried to ignore the possible red flags with Willis and wanted to let loose. After all like Marcella said, it doesn’t have to go anywhere.

“I want to take you home,” Willis whispered in her ear.

“Umm not tonight buddy,” Savannah scoffed, moving away but still dancing. THAT was certainly not happening tonight. Plus, Lix was right. Willis was really drunk, more drunk. He had been asking Savannah buy him drinks all night, which made Savannah wonder if he was cut off like Lix first said.

Willis seemed like he hadn’t even heard her and continued dancing clumsily.

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

If I could escapeI would, but first of all let me sayI must apologize for acting, stinking, treating you this way'Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floorIt's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so coldIf I could escape And recreate a place as my own worldAnd I could be your favorite girl Forever, perfectly togetherAnd tell me, boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?If I could be sweetI know I've been a real bad girlI didn't mean

come again

[yourcalamity]

ahhh ehhh im an scp man! i gotta be contained ha haha!!! i could cause somethin just FOUL to occur couldnt i? dont get in my way buster! i sees a labcoat i floorit!