#for a cishet guy

[mewdusavt]

the maid outfit scene was hilarious but after seeing how upset it made jax my mind went 'wait what if he's transmasc' and now im stuck on that. he probably isnt though

[mwagneto]

like seriously belinda being forced to lose sight of all her goals and become a mother is a horror movie right???!! literally the entirety of ep7 revolved around the horror of 1950s forced heterosexual suburbia and then ep8 is like yeah belinda has ceased to exist as a person and her only interest now is this random baby that she wants to mother more than anything. the programming of conrad's world fully clinging to her the entire time and then when 15 "resets" the timeline it's extremely uncanny how she rewrites her entire story so it was always about the baby and her motherhood. not to mention whatever 15 did almost definitely full on erased ruby from existence. extremely unsettling episode please please can we please get belinda out i'm shaking

[acepiration]

Happy pride month!

From the pnf gang

Enjoy a slightly rushed drawing i did =b

[paging-possum]

First half of the zine I did about aromanticism for a couple comic tables im doing this month! If you see me at your local comic expo in April come say hi! [1/2]

[bread-cat-luna]

wow y'all i love grandma so much <33 i cannot resist the urge to draw her in cute clothes every now and again

[strang3lov3]

Hmmm. Do we ever get into ummmmm. Like topping from the bottom on this page because there are some men we talk about here whose asses I need to eat while they call me a whore or like who I need to ride my strap and laugh at the fact that only he’s getting off and refusing to properly touch me. Things of that nature

You’re on your stomach, lips and jaw and tongue so tired. And you’re hot and sweaty, mascara running down your cheeks. Keep going, honey. Look how messy you are, eating Daddy’s ass. Filthy fuckin’ girl.

Or maybe Joel’s making you peg him, and you’re losing steam, completely exhausted. You just want to feel him, and here you are fucking him on a plastic cock. Sliding your hands from his hips to around his soft belly, reaching for his hard and leaking dick - he slaps the back of your hand. “No.”

Being scolded for slowing down, for not fucking him hard enough. “C’mon, kid. You can do better’n that.”

“I’m so tired, Daddy.”

“Tsk, poor thing. Ain’t used to doin’ a lick of hard work in your life, are ya?” Joel says. “Drink some fuckin’ water and buck up, and fuck your daddy like a big girl. I know you got it in ya, darlin’.”

[lazylittledragon]

I've been loving your domestic life Astarion and Dorian comics! Both the actual content and your drawing style are so good!

No pressure to answer at all, but I'm super curious how Dorian would have handled being a sea horse dad? Like super uncomfortable gender disphoria or glowing and loving it?

thank you!!!

i think he probably would’ve just vibed through it? elf gender roles are funky and he’s not really ‘gender conforming’ anyway so i feel like he’d just be chill about it

also there would be a Lot of knitting to do as a distraction

[ulteri0rm0tives]

Now.. I'm not doubting Johnny somewhat (?) loved Alt in his own convoluted and severely misguided ways but uh.. to call them soulmates? Did we uh.. did we not play the same game? Watch the same scenes? Because it's crazy y'all r saying that when we literally play as his actual soulmate

[sstxrlite-phantom]

The funniest thing to me is how unless someone is shipping everlasting trio or DannyxTucker (idk the name) Tucker is almost always left out of people's LGBTQ+ headcannons. Like Danny is trans, Val is trans, Sam is bi or ace or sometimes also trans, then Tucker's just there too ig?

[r0semultiverse]

this recently happened to one of my friends

[lowkeiloki]

as an aroace that experienced the 2016-2018 wave of aphobia and actively avoided making a tumblr blog bc i saw how unfriendly the place was for aspec people, seeing the tumblr community now come together to make #aromantic trending and spread love & support to the aro community at the slightest attempt of bringing the aspec discourse back actually healed my inner child

like yeah we're all FED UP with this shit, none of us want our identity to be a matter of debate anymore and any attempt at it will be shut down

it's not just me, it's not just aro people either, we got the rest of lgbt+ community to back us up, i dont have to feel alone anymore

[actualmermaid]

KCD dudebros will be like "ewww I can't stand Hansry shipper brainrot, it was never meant to be endgame, it's just an optional sidequest for degenerates, it's not canon, it's not historically accurate, gay men definitely got killed 110% of the time in the Middle Ages, fanfic is for delusional weirdos"

and then immediately write you a little fanfic about how Henry "definitely" went home and put a baby in Theresa

[the-count-and-the-raven]

Happy June it’s the month of he

Happy bday to the queers’ fav cishet guy

[kug-the-carrot]

After thinking about it, I can think of nothing more powerful than Alexander Skarsgard's Murderbot pulling the most disgusted face and bluntly stating it has no gender and does not want one. New viewers who do not know Murderbot and will be expecting the typical white male power fantasy "robot marine" are going to have to come to terms with that and I for one think it is a delightful notion

Would I have liked a non white cis man casting? Yes, but I'm also ready to see people tie themselves into knots over a masculine appearing character say it has no gender or sex and also wants neither

[dreamsy990]

slightly reductive chart bc im bored

TUMBLR FUCKING TAG LIMITED ME SO

1: odysseus gives me weighted blanket neurodivergent. doesnt NEED one but he IS one yk. but otherwise like come on

2: i dont think they would share clothes doesnt seem in character for either tbh. i do like the idea though that if ody had another cloak or something he left at home penelope might wear it while shes weaving so theyre a bit skewed for that

3: i think they use pet names a roughly equal PERCENTAGE of the time, but ody says penelopes name a lot more when talking to her and therefore happens to end up using them more

4: penelope seems very introverted to me. odysseus is an extrovert in uhhh the sort of way people misunderstand it. like extroverts get ENERGY from talking to people. its not that they prefer being around people its that they need to be yknow. anyways i think ody is slightly more introvert leaning than the people want you to know. is what im saying

5: dont have much to say about penelopes placement. but this is a bit of a silly headcanon i think hes not the best at expressing things genuinely? hes a liar by nature so trying to be honest is sort of like pulling teeth <- thats more of an odyssey!odysseus headcanon but i still apply it to epic!ody sometimes. so hes not the best at being sincere with words but hes VERY physically affectionate and he loves giving gifts hes sort of like a cat who--gives you dead mice yk yk. i dont fully subscribe to this headcanon but i do when i think its cute

6: odysseus did OBJECTIVELY confess first but penelope wouldve done so really soon if he didnt

7: they both kill on reflex that bug is dead the moment its spotted sorry

8: cars arent real

9: i think penelope could cook if you gave her instructions but this hasnt been demonstrated yet though sooo. as for ody i think he can make something edible if he has to. mostly out of necessity. he doesnt really care about making something GOOD yknow but he can make a solid 4.5/10 meal if required. like if you have the extra time to make it good you should be using that time for other things or whatever. is his take. i do like the idea of him maybe getting more into it post canon though,,, idk thoughts im not totally sold but it could be cute

10: sorry theyre both absolutely DISGUSTING in public. they sit on each others laps and kiss in front of everyone all the time its crazy theyre ACTUALLY revolting. people joked that the war would be good for them because theyd finally figure out how to be apart and they were WRONG they somehow figure out how to be worse

11: guys do i. need to explain this.

12: they both dont have any experience lmaoooo

[bakedbananners]

would be actually so funny if zack made max just a really good ally instead of being gay for either of the two idiot boys who are currently crushing on him in canon