#formed by God

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

[tom4jc]

March 6, 2024 Promise Of God

[bet-on-me-13]

The cult of...Danny Fenton?

So! Way back when Danny first moved into his new neighborhood in Gotham, he had some trouble controlling his Powers. The different Types and Levels of Ectoplasm in the air when compared to Amity had thrown off his control.

He was used to being in places where his Ectoplasm meshed well with the Atmosphere, like a Water Balloon in a Pool, but in Gotham that analogy would be closer to a Water Balloon in the sewers. It was too different from what he was used to to fully control his Powers.

So it's understandable that he messed up a few times and his neighbors found out about his Abilities.

They took it well at first, Danny wasn't going to go Rogues or anything, and he never used them maliciously, but eventually they got curious.

They asked what his limits were, how he got them in the first place, and what the hell the Ghost Zone was. The answers "None Really", "I died and was reborn", and "A Collective of every Afterlife at once" did spark some interesting reactions from them.

Most importantly, a few of them joked about him being an Eldritch God that they needed to worship. He was good enough friends with them that at that point they felt comfortable pranking eachother, so they did just that.

Danny woke up one day on his birthday, and saw all of his friends and neighbors surrounding the makeshift Throne they had made and put him on while he was asleep. The entire day they chanted stuff like "The Great One requires Ms. Smiths Apple Pie for his day of birth!" And "The Great One Wishes for us to sing the Ritual Song! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birth-"

After his birthday, they kept up the joke.

It didn't help that his powers had evolved Again! And now he could bestow abilities onto his friends. The jokes they made about their God granting them Supernatural Powers to rule the world with were insufferable.

Then, one day while he was just resting at home, watching a movie on his TV, he felt a Pull at his Core. The same kind of Pull whenever he was being summoned. But why would they summon hi- Oh Shit! It's Mr Jenkins Party today! He was supposed to meet them at the Warehouse they used for special events an Hour Ago!

He quickly accepted the Summoning, but was met with a suprising sight. His Neighbors all tied up in a pile to his right, a spilled table of party food to his left, and right in front of him, Batman and his Family watching him with wary eyes.

Slowly, he opened his mouth. "...so, did you come for the party or..."

[kmac4him1st]

Wonderfully Made

You are fearfully and wonderfully made. Never forget this. God shaped you and still is specifically designing you. Never let someone steal your identity through peer pressure. You belong to God. Stand out and be who He created you to be.

  Thank you for making me so wonderfully complex! Your workmanship is marvelous—how well I know it. You watched me as I was being formed in utter seclusion, as I was woven together in the dark of the womb. You saw me before I was born. Every day of my life was recorded in your book. Every moment was laid out before a single day had passed. How precious are your thoughts about me, O God. They…

[egophiliac]

we were fucking ROBBED

[baeddoll]

wait holy shit dude you think being horny is a biological thing? oh my god that’s been disproven for years [pulls out my phone to read wikipedia to you] “sexual arousal (also known as sexual excitement) describes the psychokinetic response to leylines intersecting over areas of the brain dedicated to conceptualizing fear”

[pseudophan]

anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.

(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)

[podcastwizard]

if someone sees me with clean hair, wearing a sundress, in golden hour lighting and they DON'T fall in love with me??? then there's no hope i just have to move on it's never going to get better than that

[shirofairy]

🦇Lilia: Yuu, do you want to see some photos of Malleus as a baby? :D

🌸Yuu: omg, sure

🐉Malleus: Lilia, wait!

The photo of Malleus as a baby:

[acoraxia]

his name is Jahel; they have a p neat 'friendship'

[greseadraws]

dungeon meshi meets fear and hunger!

[swordy-da-goat]

Some form concepts. Read more to see some tidbits on the designs.

Because they’re a wizard, all forms have a hat and (sometimes) neckwear to cover face. Wears gloves, boots, and a robe/uniform hybrid. Has a yellow arrow caution pattern somewhere. Tried to keep base colors at a minimum of 4.

Road- High visibility for lower chances of getting run-over in the dark. Will unfurl scarf and use as caution tape. More “wizard look” than the other forms. Takes off vest and scarf in more dangerous areas.

Rail- Denim jumpsuit helps with burn protection. Hat and bandanna also helps block the cinders. If the ash and heat gets too much, will equip goggles. Nicole is their conductor (she’s very reliable).

Air- Built for the heights and air pressure. Parachute has the yellow caution arrow pattern.

Just imagine other jobs like firefighter etc with the same gear but with the face obscured and traits from the info mentioned above.

[time-woods]

little part 2 to the previous one

[itsdefinitely]

and to you, character i like, i bestow upon you the highest honor i can give. grey hairs.