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My thoughts while watching the last 2 episodes:
- I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ACTUALLY GOT ANSWERED THE ROPE THROWING OMG!!!
- AND FINALLY LITERAL ANSWERS HANDED ON A PLATE, LIKE SAID WORD BY WORD? Daaam writers, what did we do to deserve this special treatment
- I love Julie being all giggly and all happy-go-lucky around Randall, I cannot blame you one bit girlie
- on a serious note though, I'm really glad the creators didn't have the amazing idea to push the issue between any further 🤡 (but I doubt anyone would even seriously consider this, this show is not in need of plots like that)
- Randall becoming the lesbian roommate protector made my week
- also the fact that my babygirl Randall is finally undergoing a change of heart, I've (maybe not always but still) believed in you pookie
- something has changed in Boyd. I really hope The Town doesn't break him.
- Donna's hair looks really pretty and silky these episodes
- Henry lmao he is a mood and a representation of all of us during Jim's and Jade's argument (what even was that 🤡)
- my poor Victor omg
- Elgin 🤡
- there has been no character throughout my whole life who would edge harder on the perception wether he's good or evil than Boy in White, I have less and less idea with every episode 🤡
- I still don't like looking at Kimono Woman. At all.
- NOW I DON'T EVEN MORE AFTER THE JUMPSCARE IN THE HUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'm the person to always predict what happens next but this wasn't the case, kudos to the writers 👏
- I don't t think Boyd's choices are fully moral but at the same time I completely understand him
Now we wait for the rest of the chaos to unfold.
#from#from hbo#from mgm#from series#from season 3#from epix#horror#horror show#from show#max#from s3e7#from s3e8
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Eagle Strike vs Russian Roulette FIGHT
Horowitz isn't just a pantser, he's a pantser with bad memory. When he wrote Stormbreaker he had no idea who Yassen Gregorovich was. He was just Alex's cool, sexy, mysterious nemesis who spends the whole book voguing in designer jeans.
He doesn't become interesting until Eagle Strike (where he's still not allowed to do anything really awful) and Snakehead (where he's finally allowed to kill four and a half MI6 agents).
If you don't know, the prologue and epilogue of Russian Roulette tells Stormbreaker from Yassen's POV. According to the timeline established therein, Yassen did not kill Ian Rider. He couldn't have. He was in Hong Kong when Ian Rider died. It also completely erases Snakehead along with several other terrible writing sins that I will not get into here.
So this is just a long way of saying that I can't use anything from RR in my book timeline without tainting the whole timeline irreparably. Thank you for your understanding.
#Alex Rider#yassen gregorovich#ian rider#Alex Rider Stormbreaker#Alex Rider Eagle Strike#Alex Rider Snakehead#Alex Rider Russian Roulette#I'm using one thing from Russian Roulette in my Snakehead treatment and it's that Yassen saw Helen Rider in Paris#But the show pretty explicitly establishes that Yassen did not know that John was a double agent until Julia told him in s3e7#thanks for everything you do Guy Burt#I'm sorry book enjoyers that your Yassen is kind of lame#that's before you even remember that he's blonde#someone get the blonde defusal squad on this genre mandated russian assassin#they have better life insurance than I do
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me , starting ‘ son of coma guy ‘ : oh haha this one has silly title i can’t wait !
me , 44 minutes later : 😀 what the fuck
#house s3e7#I WAS SO EXCITED TOO BC IT WAS HOUSE AND WILSON AND COMA GUY ON A ROAD TRIP TOGETHER#and then#literally rip my heart out and stomp on it multiple fucking times why don’t you#‘ maybe i don’t want to push this thing till it breaks ‘ i’m done . i’m done#HIS STORY ABOUT BECOMING A DOCTOR 😭😭😭😭#‘ what would you want to hear from your dad ? ‘#when he was talking about wilson’s need to be needed lmao !!! DHUT THE FUCK UP ‼️‼️‼️#( he’s me )#house#house md#houseposting#gregory house#greg house#james wilson#hilson#‘ son of coma guy ‘#lgbtq#lgbt
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:/ man.
#I've been having watsonian conversations about why they're so causal about Uhtred and finans time on the slave ship#Which is arguably a more interesting way to discuss it#But from a doyalist perspective i feel like they went too light about it too fast#I want angst goddamn it#Finan the agile#Finan#the last kingdom#liveblogging tag#Tlk s3e7
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that ✨decapitare✨episode..
#it just had a little bit of spice to it that i liked#grimm nbc#grimm#from the drafts#nbc grimm#S3E7 Cold Blooded
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when i say victoria and nathan match outfits i hope u all know im envisioning shivrome twinsies outfits


same color family or same pattern with same or very similar accessories. nathan matches the metal of his belt to the metal of whatever bag victoria is carrying etc
#like their matching pinstripes in s3e7 is soooo ch*sescott#she always decides her outfit and they work it out from there
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I think it was 32 days in a row where I didn’t have one day off. And I flew back and forth four times. I’d go from Hawk’s house in the ‘60s at the cabin, go straight to the airport, sleep on the plane, go straight to a regency ball, sleep there, then go straight to Wicked to be learning choreography. — via The Hollywood Reporter
Bridgerton S3E7 // Wicked
#wicked#wickededit#bridgerton#bridgertonedit#jonathan bailey#jbaileyedit#2020s#drama#musical#period#*#by zil
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WoT S3E7
“Stop trying to protect—” and “Kill the ones I miss,” and the choreography and camera framing commit to it.
From the moment Perrin says “Kill the ones I miss” until after his confrontation with Padan Fain, he does not turn to face Faile. Any enemy fighter that gets past him no longer registers—they’re Faile’s to deal with. Several enemies he just knocks down/aside, but he doesn’t stop to finish them off.
Even when Faile is probably not technically behind him (given the shape of the village square), he is not looking at her. He’s being framed as surveying the battle, or he’s fighting someone else, or she’s out of frame, and then Faile comes into the shot and kills the enemies he did not see.
Faile speaks directly to him twice (“I like your Women’s Circle” and “Kill him!”). Both times, she’s behind him, and he doesn’t even verbally respond. He has a mission: first to rally everyone at the square and then to get to Padan Fain. He trusts Faile with her own mission: to watch his six. To protect him.
And even when the enemy is retreating and he has finally turned around to watch them go, he’s still not focused on her. Not until she pulls him down into a victory kiss.
#wheel of time#wot on prime#wot s3 spoilers#i very much appreciate that level of commitment#a regular battle is hard enough to coordinate#but this one they had the added complication of their relative positioning at all times#it was very fun to watch her leap on a trolloc and go STABSTABSTAB in the background before it could attack perrin#also her tiiiiiiny smile when she realizes what he is trusting her to do was delightful
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Hello lovely monsters, I had been gone for a while due to personal affairs but I already caught up on the latest episodes and am back in full swing for posting and replaying y'all after I'm done taking a few rounds around my room because
OH, My God. My-
#from hbo#from mgm#from series#from#from season 3#from epix#horror#horror show#from show#max#from s3e7#from s3e8
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Omega Yoinks (part 2)
Please enjoy this continued collection of every time Omega has been Yoinked by her Brothers 🚼🏈💝 (see part 1 here)
((sorry this took me foreeeeeverrrr))

heavy on the finesse bit
S1 E9 Bounty Lost
(okay this one is not really a yoink but COME ONNN 🥹😍🫠)
S1 E10 Common Ground
S1E14 War Mantle
S1E16 Kamino Lost

S2E1 Spoils of War
gif by @dreamswithghosts
S2E2 Ruins of War
S2E5 Entombed
S2E10 Retrieval
MY Personal Favorite
S2E11 Metamorphisis
Maybe the most yoinks per episode??!
| Hunter - 1 | Wrecker - 1 | Tech - 3 !! |
S2E15 The Summit
(honorable mention for this blink and you'll miss it catch by Hunter. Right as they attach, he takes his arm (the one with the attachment cable hooked to the car) OFF the car to stabilize Omega)
S2E16 Plan 99
(sorry in advance for the trauma)
I said sorry 🥲
Season 3...
doesn't have too many Omega Yoinks! (at least not that I noticed. But if you ask me... that's just good old fashioned ✨character development✨)
but we DID get this little blink and you'll miss it one from Hunter in
S3E7 Extraction
thank you for coming to part 2 of this Omega is Baby seminar!
(Until we see Omega again.... <3)
#the bad batch#omega yoinks#tbb#omega bad batch#tbb tech#tbb omega#tbb wrecker#tbb hunter#omega is baby#star wars bad batch#bad batch dads#star wars tbb#bad batch#the bad batch omega#bad batch omega#star wars the bad batch
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i love the give and take between "wilderness real?" and "it was just US" in yellowjackets s3e7 croak. because on one hand, we have confirmation that the trees screaming was just frogs mating. akilah's cave hallucinations are sounding more and more mundane, and travis, who tends to be more on the Faithful end of the spectrum is faltering pretty hard right now because he thinks he's convinced lottie to put akilah into Chez Carbon Monoxide for a cowardly reason that's just endangering all of them and making them do even worse stuff. (he was SO messed up after they force-fed the coach and he tried to talk to nat about it for some kind of answer.)
callie thinking that her dad is making up bed bugs to explain the itch under his skin from his nerves is another piece of evidence towards this, that the theme is that people try to make meaning where there isn't any.
but......
natalie deciding to mercy kill ben exactly when she did put Shauna At Her Worst in charge when the frog scientists came. edwin wouldn't have freaked as badly if there wasn't a severed human head being displayed. lottie might not have been in an altered enough state that Ax Murder was her first option. if edwin wasn't killed, they might have been able to work together for rescue.
coach ben being alive could have been their bridge, especially compared to what actually did happen. and with van's exact dream... i don't know. it's still possible that things are some level of supernatural. i hope that they never confirm one way or the other because i LOVE being kept in the same level of darkness as the characters about it. are we making meaning where there isn't?
like... i hope that we keep getting conflicting messages that can't be 100% confirmed one way or the other and we keep fighting about it forever. i like the way that it simulates their desperation and lack of knowledge about their situation. i think it adds to the experience
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Illya Kuryakin Whump - The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (1964)

There are a lot of fights and stuff in this show so I’ve marked episodes I found particularly whumpy with an *.
Spoilers ahead!
*S1E3- drugged, terrified, crying
S1E4- hit in face with a door, seasick, hit with door again, punched in the stomach
S1E5- punched
S1E9- passes out
S1E10- shot in the arm
S1E13- punched, choked, almost falls off balcony
S1E18- shocked
S1E19- thrown by blast, manhandled, smacked
S1E20- coughing, hit in head, knocked down
S1E22- choked, manhandled, hit in the head, knocked out, black eye
S1E23- knocked out, headache
S1E24- tied to chair
S1E25- coughing
S1E26- in a car crash, bandaged and arm in sling
*S1E27- coughing, knocked out, kidnapped, chained up, threatened
*S1E28- gassed, coughing, thrown down a well, knocked out, falls
S1E29- almost sucked out of plane, kicked in the back
S2E1- cut finger, dust in eyes, tied up, hoisted in the air
*S2E2- knocked down, buried in mud, tied to a post, scalded, mummified
S2E3- hit with baton, knocked out, imprisoned, manhandled
*S2E4- knocked down, bound, drugged, interrogated, in a fight
S2E5- hands tied and smashed in bars
*S2E7- in a fight, stabbed in leg, passed out, kicked in bad leg, in a fight, hit, knocked out, another fight
S2E8- hog tied, blindfolded, knocked down, tied up again
S2E9- shot at, two fights, hung by wrists, cold
S2E11- handcuffed, hunted, trips, put in guillotine
*S2E12- punched, smothered unconscious, chained up, scalded, aftermath of belting, thrown by explosion
S2E13- in a fight, dangling off train
S2E14- tied up, knocked out, pretend knee injury, gassed, coughing, in a fight, near explosion, in hospital
S2E15- car crash, knocked out, sore, in a fight
S2E16- in a fight, pretend shot, falls down, tied up, backhanded, another fight
S2E17- punched, falls into water, in a fight, another fight in water
*S2E18- knocked out, bound to chair, tortured with high pitched noise, knocked out again
S2E19- in a fight
S2E20- shot in the arm, knocked out, thrown into compressor
S2E21- cont. of last ep., coughing, thrown to ground, punched
*S2E22- knocked out, bitten, collapses, exhausted, thrown into a wall twice, bitten again, tied upside down
S2E23- knocked out, irradiated, stumbling
S2E24- thrown to ground by explosion
S2E25- in a car crash, shot at, falls off ladder, headache, cold
S2E26- manhandled, knocked out, shaken, bound to chair
S2E27- in a car crash, pinned
*S2E28- nipped by piraña, swarmed by bats, dropped through trap door, manhandled, handcuffed, blood drained by bats, weak
S2E29- shot with a poison dart, passes out, manhandled, in a fight
S2E30- choked, tied up, gagged, tied to chair
S3E1- hit on head, in a fight, knocked out
S3E2- thrown to ground, hands bound, in a fight
S3E3- knocked out, put in a coffin sized cage, in a fight
S3E4- in a fight, bound and hoisted on chains, dropped into liquid which later hardened and trapped him, another fight
S3E5- tied to a post
*S3E6- in a fight, knocked out, tied to a chair, smacked around, hits head off glass, drowning in bubbles, another fight, grazed by bullet
S3E7- bag put over head, manhandled, tied up, hung upside down, in a fight
S3E8- hit on the head, thrown down shaft, strapped to table
*S3E9- hit with chair, hit on head, in hospital, pretend stomach ache, sore, hung by his wrists
S3E10- in a fight, strapped down
*S3E11- injured in a car crash, in a fight, slapped, pinched, hung by wrists, cut up offscreen, tortured with electricity
*S3E12- cont. of last ep., hands bound, led by a belt around his neck, shoved around, arm twisted behind back, in a fight, almost drowns, hand slapped
*S3E13- shot in the hand, falls down cliff, sore, tied up, in a fight, ears hurt by loud noise, burned
S3E14- grabbed by hair, bound by neck, caught in a net trap, tied to a post, tied up, manhandled
S3E15- tied up
S3E16- knocked out, tied up and gagged, hands bound, in a fight
S3E17- near explosion, near another explosion, knocked out, slapped, hit by a door, in a fight
S3E19- punched in the stomach, tied up, hot, weak, manhandled, chained up
S3E20- kneed and hit on head, hit with tranq dart, tied up, arm bent back, hung by wrists, in a fight
S3E21- knocked out with gas, knocked out with a rock, tied up, pushed around, in a fight
S3E22- hit on head with vase
S3E23- tied up and gagged, knocked out, tied up and gagged again, in a fight
S3E24- punched, choked, tied up
S3E25- shoved to ground, knocked out, hung upside down, kicked, in a fight
S3E26- strangled, locked in broom closet, in a car crash, in a fight, in a guillotine, in a fight
*S3E27- whip around neck, tied up by wrists, whipped, cuffed to other guy and chained to post, straining, pain trying to break cuffs, tied up
S3E28- in 3 fights
S3E29- tied up, strangled, knocked out, tied up again, knocked out again, knocked out a third time, in a fight, another fight, hurts elbow breaking glass
S3E30- tied to a chair
S4E1- punched, gassed, coughing, in a fight
S4E2- hit by car, thrown by explosion
S4E4- in a fight, tied up
S4E5- punched, knocked out, in a fight
*S4E6- held captive, aftermath of psychological torture/conditioning, tranquilized, totally out of it
S4E7- strapped to table, brainwashed, in 2 fights
S4E8- in hospital, manhandled, knocked out, strapped to a chair, cut by broken glass
S4E9- in a struggle, backhanded, manhandled, tied up
S4E10- gassed, hit in the stomach, knocked out
S4E13- dropped through trap door, tied up, in a fight
S4E14- gassed, coughing, knocked out, tied up
S4E15- dropped from a height, knocked out
S4E16- knocked out, punched, leg injured by grenade
That’s all folks!
#whump#whump tv shows#whump episodes#Whump scenes#whump list#the man from uncle#illya kuryakin#david mccallum
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Right. So. From crosshair's reaction to the clone assassins, WE know that HE knows more than he's letting on.
*Warning that this post is based on the speculation that Tech is the Clone Assassin of S3E7: Extraction. If that's not something you're interested in, then don't interact with this post. *
What if he knows that Tech's alive? And that he's one of the assassins? (Please bear with me).
Because the ANGST potential for that. Hunter asking Crosshair, "Why didn't you tell us that tech had turned?" (ha, pardon the pun).
Crosshair's, "I didn't want you to kill our brother."
Followed closely by Wrecker, "We wouldn't hurt Tech. He's our brother."
And Crosshair's inevitable response, "And yet you hurt me?"
And HUNTER, of course, says, "That was different".
And then and thEN AND THEN AHHHH I'm totally tunnel visioning right now so I'm going to stop, but YOU GET THE GIST!!!!!!
Its about the P O T E N T I A L !!1!!!!!!
#the bad batch#tbb#tbb spoilers#the bad batch spoilers#tbb crosshair#tbb hunter#tbb tech#tbb wrecker#tbb clone assassin
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a fall from humanity and the means justifying the end.
Yellowjackets S1E3 - The Dollhouse / Ira Byock quoting Margaret Mead - The Best Care Possible: A Physician’s Quest to Transform Care Through the End of Life / Frank Bidart - Half-Light: Collected Poems 1965-2016 / Yellowjackets S3E4 - Twelve Angry Girls and 1 Drunk Travis / Terry Pratchett - A Slip of The Keyboard: Collected Non-Fiction / Yellowjacket S3E5 - Did Tai Do That? / Diane Di Prima - Revolutionary Letter #26 / Yellowjackets S3E6 - Thanksgiving (Canada) / Thomas Bailey Aldrich - The Writings of Thomas Bailey Aldrich (1907) / Yellowjackets S3E7 - Croak
#the contrast of humanity in the face of inhumanity mmmm delicious#started thinking about that Margaret mead quote and didn’t stop til I had this#ben scott#coach ben#poetry#margaret mead#frank bidart#terry pratchett#diane di prima#yellowjackets showtime#yellowjackets#webweaving#on humanity
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bury me in your shroud, Percy de Rolo/Vex'ahlia
Set immediately post S3E7 Cloak & Dagger
she wear he coat but make it tragic
also on ao3
Percy is cold and still in Vex’ahlia’s arms. Too cold, too still. She clutches onto him, as if by her will alone he might move, might blink, might breathe. Nobody has said anything since her anguished wail, as if they too are frozen and dead. The only sounds are the groaning metal of the factory settling and the cracking of the flames already burning down to embers.
Maybe she’s engulfed in Ripley’s fear gas. Maybe Pike didn’t save her, and this is some horrible vision her mind has conjured to torture her.
Vex wishes she could believe that. It would be better than the truth.
Everything feels too real, and she knows better than to believe in comforting lies.
It’s Vax who breaks his stillness first, who takes two steps towards her. Vex’s first instinct is to flinch away, to scream at him, to refuse his attempts to comfort. She looks to her twin in his deathly Goddess’ raiment (the one he traded for her useless life) and thinks what has she loved that she does not spoil?
She lets Vax place his hand on her shoulder. She knows that Vax needs to comfort her, as much as she doesn’t want his comfort right now.
“Vex’ahlia,” he says, and his voice is that even measure of patient and tender that she’s heard from him more often of late. “Sister. We should bring him home.”
Vex clutches Percy’s body closer. Bringing him back to Whitestone means that this will all be real. They’ll have to tell Cassandra and Yennen and everyone… Gods, Whitestone. He wanted to build a home there– and he’d asked her to be a part of this place that was so precious to him.
Vax, bless him, doesn’t press her. But he is looking at her, eyes wide and sad and full of unshed tears. They all are looking at her– Keyleth is weeping silently, but they all have that same look in her eyes. Like they know. Like they can see into her deepest heart and they pity her.
Her fingers wind through the fabric of Percy’s shirt, wrinkling it with their passage. He’d taken such care of it after their first night together, making sure to lay it over the back of a chair with his coat before coming back to kiss her so deeply and so well she should have known he was in love with her–
Vex’s fingers still in the fabric, suddenly aware of something missing.
“Where’s his coat?” she asks, barely a whisper, her voice breaking.
“What?” Vax asks.
“His coat, his fucking coat, he’s not wearing it– where is it?!” Vex shrieks, loud enough that everyone takes a step back and that feels good or at least feels right because her fury is coming out of her as arrows from a tight strung bow and they should all stay away. “Where is his coat, goddamnit?!”
“We’ll find it,” Pike says, after a moment. “Grog?”
They head off into the darkness of the factory. Vex stays where she is, cradling Percy– Percy’s body. Come back to me, come back, come back. But there is no Matron waiting to make a deal for his life, and she’s fairly sure no goddess who would want to trade Vex’ahlia’s withered soul for his anyways.
Vax and Keyleth don’t approach, seeming to sense that Vex would lash out at them for the attempt. They stand in silence, holding hands, leaning into each other. Vex isn’t even sure her brother is conscious of doing it. She can’t even summon it in herself to be glad for them, empty as she feels.
She should have stayed in bed yesterday. Should have stolen those few extra minutes, instead of hiding away from herself. So what if Keyleth called her a hypocrite for it? And Vax sure talks a big game about being the protective brother, but she knew deep down that he would accept things.
The tears stop– not because she no longer feels like crying, but because her body has no water left to give.
At last the sound of footfalls on the metalwork, as Pike and Grog return. “Found it!” Pike says, panting a little bit. She’s holding a balled up bunch of blue fabric that nonetheless still drags a little on the ground. She slows as she approaches Vex and hands it over.
Vex lets go of Percy to take his coat. It’s scorched and torn by what must have been an explosion– likely the same one they heard outside, that spurred them to run even faster into the nightmare. Percy would grumble about needing to find a tailor to get it repaired.
Vex wraps it around her shoulders like a blanket, feeling the weight of the wool and lining. It smells of smoke and sulfur, burning acrid at her nose, but underneath that it smells strongly of him. The scent of his sweat and cologne and gunmetal, and even the burning scent is a little bit Percy.
She feels more tears rising in the back of her throat, summoned from some unknown dimension of grief. Vex leans down and presses her forehead to Percy’s. She doesn’t quite dare press her lips to his.
The ruined factory creaks around them, a dire warning of its instability. For a wild second Vex wonders what would happen if she stayed in this spot where Percy died.
“We should go,” Pike says. “Before this whole place collapses.”
“Kiki?” Vax asks. “Can you–?”
Keyleth nods. Now that they’ve been to Glintshore, returning is simple.
Grog reaches out his hands for Percy’s body. “I’ve got him,” he says, as he pulls Percy away from Vex. For a second she clutches futilely at him, before assenting.
Vex stumbles her way out of the factory, unable to recall any of the details– only that Vax is holding her up and she has curled her fingers deep into the fabric of Percy’s coat and wrapped it around her like armor.
#perc'ahlia#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#tlovm season 3 spoilers#percahlia#percy de rolo#vex'ahlia#my writing#feat. vex'ahlia's self-loathing coming out strong
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Foggy Nelson Headcanons
masterlist
SFW:
- one time he scared the (almost) literal shit out of you when you got up in the middle of the night for water and you didn't hear him follow you to the kitchen. You didn't notice he was there until he tried to give you a sleepy hug from behind, to which you jumped "three feet in the air" according to him (he will never let you live it down)
- he has synesthesia and you didn't notice until you kissed him once and he said you tasted like an orangey yellow
- usually humming some song from a musical
- will try to fall asleep after you because he knows how loud he snores. He did it for a long time until you noticed and told him you didn't mind it, and that you even found it soothing like white noise.
- there isn't a day that goes by that you don't laugh with him. Even if you two are fighting, he'll find a way to make you laugh
- that being said, when you two fight, he hates it. He doesn't like being mad at you or you being mad at him. (He'll do literally anything to avoid a fight if he knows it's coming, see above gif for an example)
- always man enough to admit when he's wrong once he realizes it. Then he's apologizing with so many hugs and kisses like he's trying to make up for all the time you were fighting
- absoLUTELY knows how to do your hair. He has sisters, plus that time in college when he had long hair. Want a certain braid done? He can do it with his eyes closed.
- definitely is an absolute wizard with meat. Any cut, beef pork or chicken, he knows. He may not have ended up as a butcher, but he picked up some tricks along the way
- the best at cuddles
- you best believe that he has the absolute goofiest picture of you for your contact in his phone
- absolutely loves when you two are cuddling and you start to scratch his scalp. He practically purrs at it while he melts even further into you (if even possible)
- pronounces "fajita" wrong
- Elle woods stan
- has every line of legally blonde memorized and if youre quiet, you can hear him whisper "bend... And snap!" Almost every time he bends over to grab something
- definitely started to research fashion and cosmetology stuff after watching legally blonde, just in case
- listens to 2000's white girl bangers
- played Portal and GLaDOS may or may not have rewritten his brain a bit (Wheatley too)
- definitely gets SO dramatic when he's sick. "Tell my story..." "Delete my browser history" type shit
- but once he's better he's repaying you for everything you had to take care of him. Even though you really didn't mind. "Let's go eat at that place you like" "I'm at the Bodega, you want any snacks?"
NSFW:
- aftercare KING. Snacks? You got it. Cuddles? Bring it in. Shower? He'll help. Want space? He's chill with that. Sore? He's got it all, sweetheart.
- absolute munch
- absolutely capable of rocking your world (daredevil s3e7 for proof)
- loves to make you laugh during sex. Also loves to see how quickly he can make those laughs turn back into moans
- not against using toys. Anything that'll help you get there, he's game. Although he does like to secretly compare when you finish with versus without toys to know what steps he might need to add to aftercare
- one thing that took him some convincing is if you want him to hurt you in any way. It was a hard no at first, but then he spent some time researching safe ways to do it and setting ground rules with you when he finally did agree.
- loves some good old cockwarming or SMS.
- slightly above average length, but pretty girthy. And he knows it. Keeps it tidy down there.
- not a huge fan of quickies, he likes to take his time and enjoy you. However, he is not against having one if it's been a while and this is the only chance you guys will get
- LOVES hearing how good he makes you feel. Will actually stop if you cover your mouth until you uncover it and stop holding back
- absolutely will not do anything in the office with you after Matt accidentally told him that he knew when he was jacking off in college. He lives in constant fear of Matt hearing him do stupid shit in the office as is, but letting him hear the two of you getting frisky? That's where he draws the line.
- loves it when you tug his hair lightly and honestly he may or may not postpone his haircuts a little bit because of it
- likes to worship you
- body image issues? He's doesn't know her. You are perfect. No matter what.
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