Okay but Talullah with Philza's hat. Consider
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i am digging my fingers into your eyes, damon. i am scratching at your face, i am biting out your tongue, i am burying you alive with the force of my hatred till you feel what you made her feel
there are monsters, and then there are those who are a blight to this earth. you are the latter.
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If edward cullen has no haters, im dead
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Went to myself "I REALLY feel like playing some RE2make today, that seems like a great idea."
And it was. Until I got so scared I trapped myself on the 3rd floor with no safe room nearby, accidentally making noise and getting my ass hit by Mr X.
I can, at least, now get the magnum. If I bring myself to go through lickers and that horrifyingly tall bastard that makes me literally tremble so bad when he's not even nearby
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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
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you almost can’t make this shit up.
the police drive their SUV into a gay couples place of business and then proceeds to arrest one of them for refusing to show identification. allegedly they were swerving to avoid a dog which totally exists
what kind of shit is this.
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Hey when you move out on your own the most important food tip I can give you is “maybe you don’t hate x maybe your guardians just cooked it wrong”
The number of foods I have learned I really like if they’re Fucking Seasoned
The number of foods I’ve introduced friends to that they warned me they’d always hated til I let them try a piece of mine
Also marinade things for 24 hours the second you have your own fridge it is a GAME CHANGER you thought you knew food but you have never met her
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Trump’s face and his ear are two totally different colors in his mugshot
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