#fuck the cliffhanger btw

[iwantflyingpigs]

what is old men yaoi? and why fukufuku is the best?

😫😫😫😫😫

just look at this- like?! do you see? the expressions?? fukuzawa at the end of the chapter??? his face??? his pain????

apart from these two tearing my heart to pieces;

what's up with fyodor getting himself caught on purpose🤨? also, lord bram the cunt, ugh😌

and hey- HEY!! uhm.. so just curious; WHY DIDN'T FUKUZAWA IMAGINED DAZAI IN HIS MIND WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT ADA🙂?hello?! haha

[lolalvrrgurl]

I finished watching Arcane for the 15th time and i'm swooning badly for Cait and Vi, they're so perfect together and i love the tenderness between them, but i simply need more MOMENTS, i'm SOOO excited for the second season, i hope their relationship will become even more stronger because of Jinx's....mess, i loved like crazy the last episode because it confirms their feelings even more, the scared expression of Vi when Jinx talks about visiting Cait? and when she called her is "girlfriend"?? the fact that the first flashback (while she was scared to death) was of Cait on the bed???? stunning, breathtaking, a masterpiece.

But the fact that she was starting to hyperventilate? Poor Vi, she needs a long damn break, she needs to be comforted and cared for...she needs peace and love and comfort, because Vi deserves it more than anyone else, all the years she was caged in that prison, she was starved and beaten for years, while she was still just a little girl who had just lost everything...and the only reason she kept going, kept training and getting stronger was Powder, her sister. Because she was all that was left of her home, her family.

God.. she kept blaming herself because that was the way she had been raised with, "but whatever happens, it's on you," UGH Vi was the one carrying all that weight on her shoulders, her brothers, her sister and all the responsibilities, she had to grow up so fast.

Plus she never abandoned Powder, it wasn't her fault, not at all. She was having a panic attack and needed a break, and then she was kidnapped just when she was gonna save Powder, damn it. Fuck it. It pisses me off so much ajxhsjx but without it we wouldn't been here.. anyway, the point of all this was to say that Vi deserves the whole damn world, the biggest hug, to be loved and— go Cait go, you're the right person for it.

[biblicallyaccurateangeloncrack]

Pacing around my evil lair (my room) with hands behind my back, thinking intensely about my evil plans (sad over the penacony quest)

[jackelated]

Rolling all over the floor licking the walls chewing on my fingers scraping at my door pulling out my hair rocking in a ball screaming and crying and throwing up shaking bouncing off the walls dying

[hauntingblue]

Zeus fighting for nami bc she doesn't wanna fight a child lmao SANJI ENTERS STAGE LEFT

[sol-flo]

iwtv s2e6: SHUT UP about the talamasca i DON'T CARE about the talamasca i am not gonna watch your anne rice tv series universe. explode.

and. "this is too important a moment in our story for these games" YEAH! IT IS! SHUT UP!

like. most of the series is good (in terms of performance, production value and the bits of the story that aren't trying to sell me two other tv series; the tone itself oscillates imo [1]) but the few excruciating moments of each episode really stand out in my hater brain i'm sorry. can we talk about claudia instead of bickering please and thank you.

[1]: the tone struggle is kinda unavoidable when the book itself is pretty different from anne rice's subsequent vampire books, but the tv series is aiming to adapt it taking the whole vampire chronicles (and more) in consideration. maybe others don't mind it as much but i hate pretty much everything queen of the damned did so. 👍

[tardisdeancas]

i just finished the bad batch. what the fuck was that.

[worrywart-ish]

If you think I'm fucking bawling my eyes out after watching tlovm s2x03 then you're absolutely right

[fairyhaos]

im gonna bash my laptop against the floor PLS WHY CAN'T I THINK OF ANYTHING

[kyatra]

are u hyped for the next madoka magica movie

YES

[froggyrights]

My dad returns from vacation tonight so I can finally continue watching better call saul I've been waiting !!

[monocub]

first spotify wrapped dropped and now ch 1100 is out, this random wednesday has been exciting

[detective4blog]

Despite the address matching the paper, something felt off about this place. The yard was too overgrown, there was a broken front window, and the door looked like it'd been broken into recently. Curiosity was a hellish mistress though, leading John to knock on the door.

Thankfully it didn't fall off it's hinges or creak open. He waited, glancing at the windows. Curtains drawn. It wasn't a bold assumption to say that there was no older woman living here.

The hell did he get dragged into now?

He gave another solid three knocks and decided that if nobody answered in five minutes, he'd get a cab and go home. Maybe stop somewhere for an early lunch first, or do some errands. They were getting low on dish soap after all...

Those five minutes went by fast and with no answer. Giving up on whatever this was, John started to walk away. He hoped to make the trip not a complete waste of time, making sure he had his wallet. He thought he heard the door open but brushed it off to the wind.

"...ck, John?"

He stopped at the end of the driveway. Despite the wind picking up with the promise of a storm, he recognized that voice. That gravelly voice punctured with confusion. He didn't dare turn around, trying to regain composure.

"Sebastian?"

[1-900-venusluvs]

“Miguel..” was all you could say as you stared into his dim red eyes. As you stare you can see him kissing your neck as his warm lips are trailing down to your neck.

“Yes honey? Speak up.” he says in a certain tone, he can feel his cock growing at the thought of fucking with you til your panting and sweating. His lips go to your breasts while he cups them and kneads the fat. You moan out at the sudden touch of your sensitive nipples. You can hear a bit of mumbling spilling from his lips but they go unheard by your moans and whimpers. His thick fingers find your clit and start to rub in a circle like motions. He shoves them inside before pulling it back out and playing with your tiny bud. He rubs before shoving it back inside. Suddenly he pulls his fingers out and does something unexpectedly puts his damp fingers to his mouth and sucks them. As the taste hits his buds he groans instantly, his cock twitches. He decides to just reveal his hidden cock since you've guys already got to that point, He pulls down his gray sweats to reveal his fully hard cock. Beads of white precum is oozing out of the swollen tip. He looks up at you, holding eye contact saying.

“See honey..this is what you’re doing to me..” his hoarse tone silences you instanty.

Here’s to my taglist🥂: @monstera02 @muchosbesitos @yougavemeyourheartyouknow @yournextbimbogf @blahblahblahblueslol @chiwhorei @lazyjellyfish300

A/n: guys I wanted to try something new uh🤓 I DUNNO IF U GUYS FW HIM DOING THAT BUT HEAR ME OUT😔 this is only a preview and imma leave it off an cliffhanger bc why not😩

Btw if you want to be added to the list just dm me and tell me what series you’d want to be added/characters you want to be added on your if you want to be added onto anything!🫶

[codecicle]

hey btw people better have fucking faith in the qsmp storywriters and understand that this is a cliffhanger on purpose. Please.

[xzaddyzanakinx]

Missed Me?

Final part for real this time, no cliffhanger I swear!!

Stepdad!Anakin Skywalker x femme reader

Warnings: none, fluff and sweetness

Info: obi-wan loves his brother; even if he does occasionally want Anakin to double over from a swift punch to the gut. Satine is a lawyer btw

“Sweetheart.” Anakin speaks low and steady over the phone. “I need you to listen to me.”

“What? What’s wrong Ani?” Your response laced with worry.

“Deadbolt the doors, make sure the garage is padlocked okay?” He said sternly, so you immediately did as you were told, switching the call to speakerphone.

“Anakin what is going on?” You demanded.

“Sweet girl, your mom knows okay? She took the Camaro and left me here with divorce papers.” He said calmly.

“You’re fucking joking.” You gasped. “She stole your car? Well I’ll come get you!” You started to rush to the door when he sternly told you no.

“I called my brother, he’s coming to get me. Satine is doing us a big favor and drafting up some paperwork. The house, my car and your car are under my name anyway. Your mom can’t win any of that in court okay?” He reassured you.

“So then-“

“Baby, I told you I need you to listen alright?” He reminded you. “I’m not pressing charges over the car. She’s headed home to get hers I believe, or at least that’s the way she was headed last time I looked at Life360.”

“Keep the doors dead bolted understand?” His tone was oddly calm, as if your whole world hadn’t just crumbled.

“R-right okay.” You whispered.

“Hey- princess, don’t worry. Everything’s fine okay? We are fine.” His voice now gentler than before. “I promise, this divorce won’t be messy. It’s very clear cut okay?”

“But what about you An-“

“No. Nothing is happening to me.” He said. “Nothing. You’re over 18. Everything is fine, I swear it.”

“Okay.” You sighed. “Satine said so?”

“Yes baby. I already told them-“

“Shhh! Shh, mom just pulled in.” You whispered as if she could hear you from the driveway.

“Don’t you dare hang up.” He said sternly.

“I’m not!” You huffed, going to the window to peek from behind the curtain.

You watched as your mother chucked Anakin’s keys at the front door, flinching when you heard the impact. Your mom walked over to her own vehicle and opened the trunk, lifting a backpack out. The yellow glow of the porch light was just bright enough that you could make out the heap of bags in her trunk. She’d already packed her things.

“Oh shit.” You whispered and backed away from the window as she walked toward the front door.

“What?” Anakin demanded.

“She’s got a bunch of bags in the trunk of her car but she’s coming up the porch steps right now.” You squeaked.

The door handle rattled and you heard keys jangling, the twist of the lock, and the forceful push of the front door. Then came the rapid, loud knocking.

“Hey!” She yelled. “I know you’re home. I want to talk to you!”

“No. Don’t say anything.” Anakin warned. “Obi just pulled in, don’t talk to her. Not even through the door.”

Anakin could be heard shuffling and slamming his brothers car door, instructing him to get him home as quickly as possible.

Your mother kept knocking, even going so far as to rap on the window in hopes that you’d hear her out.

“Please just talk to me. I’m not- listen it’s not your fault!” She yelled. “You were just a teenager!”

“Baby- no.” Anakin sounded pained as he spoke.

“I know Ani.” You whispered back. “I know, okay? I’m not gonna talk to her. Not even if she says stupid shit like that. As much as it angers me, I know I’m better off staying quiet.”

“Good girl.” He sighed. “I’ll be home soon okay? Or actually-“

”Obi can we stop at the hardware store?”

“Which one?”

“I don’t care. Whichever is open!”

“Christ, alright.”

“I’m getting new locks before I come home.” Anakin declared.

“That’s probably a good idea.” You said quietly, alittle suspicious of the sudden silence from outside.

You crept back up to the window and saw your mother standing next to her car, sitting on the lip of the open trunk. Her hand flailing as she spoke animatedly over the phone. You could physically see her huff out loud just before she got up and slammed the trunk shut, angrily ending the phone call.

“Has everyone lost their fucking mind?” She yelled, pulling out her car keys and walking to the drivers side door to get in and speed away from the house.

“She left.” You breathed out.

“Good.” Anakin sounded relieved. “I’ll be home as soon as I can okay?”

”why don’t I just take you there? I’ll go get the new locks.”

“Are you sure? Well- if… okay! Okay fine, here at least let me give you some cash.”

“Can you hang up so I can yell at you now?”

“You already yelled at me!”

“I’m not done yet!”

“Well you’ll have to wait. Your wife is calling me.”

“Princess-“ he started.

“I know, I heard.” You let out a slight laugh.

“I love you, see you soon.”

“I love you.” You said, hanging up and immediately collapsing on the couch.

You had let all your emotions out or at least you thought you did, by the time Anakin arrived. You ran to the door with dry eyes but the moment you unlocked it and saw him you were drowning in salty tears. He scooped you up and kicked the door shut, sliding the deadbolt into the locked position before carrying you to the couch.

“Shh it’s okay.” He whispered, his lips kissing the top of your head while you clutched onto his shirt.

“What are we gonna do?” You sniffled.

“What we always planned on doing.” He said.

“Serious?” You asked, leaning back to see that he was letting a few tears fall too despite his calm speaking voice.

“Of course I’m serious.” He said, his eyebrows furrowed. “I love you. I’ve always been serious about that.”

“But we just-“

“Look at me.” He said sternly, wiping his cheek with his shoulder. “I love you. I have always loved you. I don’t care if we just got back together, that doesn’t matter to me. I’m just as serious about you as I was before, it didn’t just go away in our time apart.”

His hands came up to cup your cheeks, his thumbs brushing away your tears. He took a grounding breath and kissed your forehead, the outer corner of each eye, and the tip of your nose.

“I would have left at anytime, you know that? Anytime. I just wanted you to be ready.” He said, a hint of something mournful in his eyes. “Are you ready?”

“Yes.”

Six years later

A new state, a new town, a new house.

A new life.

The moment the divorce was finalized you sold your old home. Using that money to get the hell out of dodge and move to somewhere warm.

Arizona was warm, always warm. You’d never even visited before you chose to live there, neither had Anakin. You wanted somewhere completely fresh, a clean slate for you to write your own story on and gods did you have a good story.

You found a beautiful two bedroom home, absolutely perfect in every way. It was close enough to town but far enough away that you weren’t surrounded by traffic or neighbors. A nice front yard, an ever nicer fenced in back yard. The big floor to ceiling glass windows in the dining room really sold it for you, the natural lighting and the fucking view was outrageous.

There was even a fire pit in the backyard which you decided to christen on your first night there via much too many s’mores. Now it was in regular use, sometimes by just you and Anakin, he did love an evening under the stars. The sky was so clear, unlike any place you’d ever been before, it was almost surreal.

Though as of late it’s been seeing an influx of visitors.

Anakin had his very own garage now, a *six* bay garage at that. He was the local go-to for multiple reasons, the prices, the high quality work, and people love a family owned store. With him as the lead man and you at the front desk, the pair of you were practically unstoppable.

This also meant that Anakin was in control of his work life in a new way. He was able to separate home and work unlike before where it wasn’t ever guaranteed that you’d be left unbothered. No more waking up at the asscrack of dawn to the obnoxious noises of old, no more at-home phone calls, no more blocked driveway, no more late nights.

It meant that he was able to be present for important moments without the worry of distraction. It meant he could cry along with you today.

You both were able to reel it in and contain the tears until the last second. The twins were so unbelievably excited for their first day of school, you both agreed that sobbing the entire way to their classroom would definitely put a damper on their day. So you smiled and skipped down the hall as requested by Leia and Anakin performed Luke’s very long, very intricate, never the same secret handshake at the door.

You gave hugs and kisses and a final goodbye wave, then booked it back out to the car. You almost made it to the foyer before your sniffles turned into cries, when you looked at Anakin for comfort you saw he was already holding his breath in that ridiculously uncomfortable way that he did to stop himself from sobbing.

Thankfully you made it to your vehicle before he passed out from lack of oxygen. It would be a real shame for him to miss this afternoon’s celebratory cookout you were hosting due to a blacktop issued concussion. The other fathers from your first time parents group would be highly disappointed if you ended up in charge of the grill.

“I can’t believe we have 12 more years of this.” Anakin sniffled.

“Seriously? Did you seriously just say that to me right now?” You cried.

“Yeah I did. I just wanted to prepare you for our suffering for the next decade.” He gave you a crooked, tearful grin.

“You’re lucky that I love you.” You hiccuped out a laugh.

“Yes I am.”

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