#fuck you brian

[readingwriter92]

Anxiety is cancelled from now on. I’ve had too much of it today

[pc-98s]

made this to let the office know i have covid before realizing this is probably why they want to fire me so badly

[justsheerfilth1]

Just handed in my essay. My lecturer will be a cunt about it cos he’s a cunt but it’s done! IT’S FINALLY DONE!

[imathrashpanda]

NGL seeing this thing in a nightmare proper shit me up. It stared me directly in the face. I threw a chopstick at it. Missed. And then it disappeared. It could also fly. The black silhouette is how it looked in the sky. It flapped its arms like a bird and used the big cobweb hands at the end as wings. This was one of those weird dreams where it was in like ultra HD and felt very real. Not a cute fluffy cuddly dream, no. I get to see the demon monsters, helicopter crashes and cities exploding in HD. Thanks Brain.

[pyroangelo]

God it makes me so weirdly happy that Kipperlily was honestly a nothing rival to Riz. At every turn her Masterminding was fucked up by his friends.

Kristen jumped in and decided to run for president instead of Riz because Ally couldn’t stand Kipperlily’s type A personality.

Fig was in German Shepard mode constantly and prevented Kipperlily from ever coming after Kristen

Fabian’s lofi study sessions open to the entire school kept the Bad Kids names in everyone’s mouths and constantly bolstered Kristen’s campaign. Meanwhile Kipperlily’s intensity weirded other kids out.

A literal horde of dragons attacked Fabian’s Birthday Bash/Voting Booth Celebration, and yet they fully killed Oisin’s grandma and several of his relatives while smoking with the very Rogue teacher Kipperlily had to threaten to get a pass in Rogue studies.

And then when it finally came to blows in a fight. Kipperlily slashes at Riz for 7 points of damage, he turns around and slices her with his epic ninja Sword of Shadows for triple that damage. He baffles her by jumping into lava to make a play and finally he uses his Blindsight plus his combat experience to ready an action for the moment Kipperlily tried for another attack at him to cast Hold Person right over the lava she would emerge over from stealthing.

Kipperlily wishes, WISHES she was half the adventurer Riz Gukgak is, and she accepted rage and frustration to try and close the gap. But just like that 5 foot gap she attempted to jump she fell short and straight into Riz’s sight.

“Very good on paper, but no practical application.”

Kipperlily was nothing to Riz but another minion in a fight against his real antagonists, she’s another Dane or Penelope that collaborated with a corrupt adult to further her own story but she had no substance to her other than her rage and her hatred of the Bad Kids. She thought she could be Riz’s BBEG but how could she ever shine in the spotlight like a real villain when all she ever did was hide and kill rats.

[demon-shadow-lord]

i fucking HATE all intrusive thoughts but especially romantic ones. like. no. i’m aro. fuck off

[emiko-matsui]

I want to be an Emily but I know that I am a Murph

[redactedcrowart]

bear

witness

[wheresmyfuckingchair]

Happy fuck you and your train Friday, to all my friends who celebrate

[feelingtheaster99]

Murph: You gotta honor the cock *winces as he hears what he just said*

Emily: *so proud of him* That’s my HUSBAND, baby!

[threeshadesoflime]

//marble hornets comic spoilers!

this is a psa for everyone to go read the comics because they're actually so good

also,

was relistening to the album . expect more art related to spirit phone

[andi-o-geyser]

comedy gold at its finest

[vampirehayfever]

don't you love it when even through time and space your girlfriend still finds ways to make sure your enemies burn for even daring to touch you, i love sapphics

[notaplaceofhonour]

FUCK

I can’t fucking take this timeline

Brian David Gilbert is reposting content from a Pro-Hamas, Pro-Houthi, Pro-Putin tankie now

We have day-after atrocity apologia, we have blood libel, we have baby Jesus deicide, we have ethnic cleansing slogans, we have Putin’s anti-Ukraine “denazification” propaganda, we have statements from the Houthis turned into propaganda posters! What don’t we have? I think I got BINGO

[sentientsky]

Anne Carson // unknown (pls lmk) // also unknown (I’m so sorry)

thinking ab the Starmaker again,,, (this is your fault, @actual-changeling)

[seen-the-stars]

riz gukgak is making me relive the aroace breakdown. brennan lee mulligan and brian murphy when i FUCKING catch you