#fucking hell kill me

[exactlyimpossibleengineer]

talking bout how these bitches would fuck you/eachother

so after doing some suspicious things (hand is cramping as i write this) 

i realized that the smut made for lady Leonora lesso and fairy god mother Carissa dovey were completely wrong, lady lesso likes to torture ppl right? so i think when she fucks she dose it deliberately slow and gives you as little orgasms' as possible while edging you all along the way 

on the other hand Carissa likes to please so i think sex with her  would be fast and loving, giving you as much orgasms as you want bc she Ames to please 

am i right or not( feel free to debate)

[spectral-honey]

AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty

Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like "oh we're so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn't even use your father's extensive resources that could've easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren't we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession--"

[juniper-clan]

MOON 18: Oh Shit She’s Feeling It (pt. 1)

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[gayemoji]

alright boys i celebrated the queens funeral a little too hard & ended up munting on my dog

[catsharky]

I'm sobbing and clawing at the screen begging Larian to just let my Tav give more hugs because so many of these characters need it.

WIP cause this is getting colours, I just like how the lines look

[nostalgic-shamefest]

WHAT IF I START CLAWING AT THE WALLS

[blackbatofel]

These two looking at each other LIKE THAT in front of the whole Justice League and the rest of the world.

[little-pondhead]

I have a simple fascination and joy in the thought that, for the Ghost King AU, most of the time Danny is literally so normal compared to other ghosts.

Like, he’s a kid. He looks like a kid. Going by canon appearances, he is the most human looking ghost we see (aside from Ellie). Even Plasmius is more inhuman, which is where all the vampire jokes come from. Every single one of this enemies is off even in a human disguise. They’re not human, and people don’t expect them to be.

So aside from the implications of Danny looking like a child ghost, I wonder what other characters would think if they summon the Ghost King, expecting this huge monstrosity worse than anything they’ve ever seen, and getting a totally normal human-looking kid.

I’d be terrified. Because if horror movies have taught us anything, it’s that the most innocent and normal looking people are the worst monsters you’ve ever seen.

Like, what is he hiding??

[biblically-accurate-dca]

day 10: fursona!!!

[pockettgcf]

SLAMS THE DESK

REVERSE ROLES AU WITH CALMITY XIE LIAN RULING OVER GHOST CITY AS TAIZI DIANXIA AND HE IS EXTREMELY PROTECTIVE OVER HIS CITIZENS BECAUSE HE ISN'T GOING TO LET THEM GET HURT LIKE THE PEOPLE OF XIANLE

[undead-knick-knack]

If Bells Hells were to somehow get a third shard, I hope Ashton absorbs that one too

[faunandfloraas]

that is the thing about kpop fans that i really cant deal with. the lying. someone will be put in a bad weird outfit and they'll be on twt like YASSSSS he looks soooooo good! the slayage! the cunt! (image of oversized navy suit a 54 yr old lawyer from 1987 would have worn) he's never looked better please dress him more @THEBRANDWHODIDTHIS and im like 👁👁 im going to break your phone.

[mossbone]

"Why?"

...

"Why what? {Why what?}"

...

"Why'd you give her more power?"

"It must be done {It must be done}. For you {For you}. For us {For us}. ...The fate of the world {The fate of the world}. What else do I have to give? {What else do I have to give?} Except for myself {Except for myself}."

"You didn't have to do this. We fought so hard."

...

"I love you."

"I love you."

[The collar folds away.]

"I love you...what makes you think that might have changed? I love you."

[The shadows withdraw.]

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

[hecksupremechips]

Akihiko becoming a cop is something that simply doesn’t happen in the coma route cuz Shinji would see that shit and be like Aki what the actual hell is wrong with you

[ghosts-cyphera]

my partner just walked in on me sitting on the couch, bent over with my face flat against a pillow, and I didn’t know how to tell him that I was internally screaming from the idea of pornstar!ghost kissing the reader down there through her panties—

[skrunksthatwunk]

TO WHOM⁉️⁉️⁉️