#fucking love that

[transingthoseformers]

... Tarn and Soundwave fighting over who will get the honour to lick Megatron clean after Optimus filled him with transfluid

hOLYDICKINGSHITYES

[princeoftheuncanny]

I’m sorry.. GEE GEE??? GERRY CALLS GERTRUDE GEE GEE

[honanger]

I'M THE HOST OK I'M THE MAIN ONE

[haveihitanerve]

I love Daedalus for one reason and one reason only and its because one of you heathens (i apologize i dont remember who) once listed the minor TUC characters and listed him as a 7/10 because, and i quote, he "flinches in fear when Boots says she’s gonna sing a for him, specifically"

[charmallows]

Sensational Six/Digital Circus AU: Pomni - Mickey, Ragatha - Minnie, Jax - Donald, Zooble - Daisy, Kinger - Goofy, Gangle - Pluto?, Caine - Oswald, Bubble - Ortensia???, Kaufmo - Julius

OSWALD CAINE AND ORTENSIA BUBBLE IS SUCH A VISION

alternatively maybe gangle could be clarabelle? still not a perfect match but honestly more interesting than pluto i think. sorry pluto. or maybe horace

[eddies-ashtray]

when you compliment someone & their eyes light up & they smile & their whole face changes & you want to explode w happiness >>>>

[michu-writes]

How come none of you guys told me Dana has tumblr

[neonganymede]

bruh. you should tag it with all the boys and all the possible ship combinations. it's so fucking cute, more people need to experience The Fluff™. also you write fyodor perfectly on point. calm, composed, in control, mildly mischievous, moderately menacing. a cat in rat's clothing or whatever.

I’m so fucking relieved right now omfg. I. yeah. Yeah, I should probably tag it more. I’m glad you enjoyed it and thought it was cute and that Fyodor was written correctly and just >///< thanks <3 

[jerrycummblr]

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

[trashy-greyjoy]

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

[wild-moss-art]

This is why I read the reddit comments

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

how it felt watching the wolverine/deadpool honda odyssey “fight” scene

[virtualplushy]

silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

[wheelie-sick]

"oh, I live in a desert and-"

"wow that must be so terrible" "deserts are so ugly" "I would never want to live in a wasteland like that" "it's just empty nothingness"

wishing 10,000 exploding hammers upon you

behold New Mexico

[ID 1: tall, snowcapped rocky mountains rising above a plain filled with desert scrub

ID 2: brightly colored banded cliff walls of several mesas climbing their way into mountains

ID 3: a desert prairie

ID 4: colorful hoodoos against a twilight sky

ID 5: white sand dunes as far as the eye can see

ID 6: a collection of hoodoos against a stormy sky at sunset

ID 7: a juniper tree standing with a cliff wall in the background

ID 8: several juniper trees on a rocky landscape]

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.