#fundie reddit

[spurgie-cousin]

so apparently we're basing the "Samuel's GF Is An Evil Master Manipulating Super Villain" assumptions on another assumption, which is that Samuel is cognitively impaired?????????????

sorry to just post a reddit argument like this but I'm at a loss for words. like we're really just gonna diagnose strangers so we can make up fanfiction about them and their significant others. and it's all OK because it's a snark page! ok

Edit: and as a person who has been all too aware of the Rods for a looooong time, I do feel comfortable saying there is nowhere near enough evidence to diagnose any of these kids with a cognitive impairment. Jfc

[hippeasantwitch]

This is like an Ozzy Osbourne concert for men who don’t know what a clitoris is

[tiny-huts]

I'm just.... Kind of tired of like a ton of fantasy worlds having like the gods are bad, every church is corrupt, faith means you're dumb and gullible plots. Like regardless of a ton of authors and such refusing to engage with how polytheism differs meaningfully from like... The fucking Catholic church.. it's just such a dismal way to think about things. Like I like fantasy for the hope and the sense of wonder and such..

[fundiebabynamebible]

Mum is coming home tonight so I should be back properly in the next few days.

In the meantime I leave you these gifts. I already posted them on Reddit. I found them during a good ole snarking session last night. Photo 1 shows Lauren and Josiah sat in church with a baby on her lap (no bow) + the Swansons sat either side of them. The baby’s head looks too small to be Bella. As you will see in the next photo, Lana appears to possibly have Bella on her lap. Dwain is holding Swanson #10 (maybe #11). I see the bald guy at the back of photo two took the time to polish his head for church 😂.

[shinybanette]

So uhhhh what happened with the fundiesnarkuncensored subreddit this morning? Something to do with the bus family obviously but what?

[blanketforcas]

i like, dip my toes into fundiesnark youtube sometimes but i really have to stop myself cause girl i can't keep watching hour long videos of this it's not good for the soul

[amandaanddonnie]

Watch "SISTER WIVES Exclusive! Kody & Christine Both RECENTLY Gave RELATIONSHIP ADVICE -VIDEOS-" on YouTube

[piosplayhouse]

Bingeing Blumhouse's Into the Dark series because I saw it mentioned on Fundie Fridays and it's honestly very mediocre and not very interesting but this reddit post about it really makes up for it

[spurgie-cousin]

Bro this is why I hate reddit lol, I POLITELY asked if it's been verified that the Rodrigues man from the 1955 article was indeed David's grandfather, because it's a very serious accusation (child sexual assault) and Rodrigues isn't uncommon enough of a name to be the sole proof.

And instead of "yea we have confirmed this via census records! Here is where you can see that" this person has to get bitchy that I just don't blindly believe everything they say 🙄🙄🙄 "do you want a bLoOd SaMpLe tOo" no bitch but a link would be nice????

[thefundiedata]

Upcoming Events August 2024-January 2025

Not predicting for: Michaela Bates, Alyssa Bates, Jinger Duggar, Joseph Duggar and Josiah Duggar.

Just Occurred: Savannah and Cole LaBrant had their fifth child Beckham Blue LaBrant on 13th May. Blue joins three older sisters and one older brother. Tori and Bobby Smith had their fifth child Weston Slade Smith on 29th May. He joins two older brothers and two older sisters. Jason Duggar announced he is in a relationship with Madison Grace Jones on 30th May. Samuel Rodrigues was discovered to be in a relationship on 9th June. Kristen and Zack Clark had their third child Caroline Marie Clark on 14th June. Caroline joins two older brothers. Katie and Travis Clark announced their second child will be called Harvey Gray Clark on 28th June. Nurie and Nathan Keller had their third child Naomi Christine Keller on 14th July. Naomi joins two older brothers. Lawson and Tiffany Bates had their first child William Daniel Bates on 19th July. Isaiah Bates was discovered to be in a relationship on 26th July.

Confirmed Events: Timothy Rodrigues and Heidi Coverett are still engaged in the longest fundie engagement of all time. Reddit snarkers expect a wedding in September. Katie and Travis Clark are expecting their second child, a son named Harvey Gray, predicted birthday of 3rd October. Nathan and Esther Bates are expecting their second child, a son, predicted birthday of 6th October. Jed and Kate Duggar are expecting twin girls. The girls will be their third and fourth children. Predicted birthday of 30th December.

Predicted Events - August: No predicted events for August.

Predicted Events - September 28th - Trace & Lydia Bates announce baby 2* after a miscarriage earlier in 2024.

Predicted Events - October 17th - Jason Duggar & Maddie Jones get engaged. 21st - Carlin & Evan Stewart announce baby 3 (1 SD late).

Predicted Events - November No predicted events for November.

Predicted Events - December 11th - Jackson & Emerson Bates announce baby 1 (2 SDs late). 13th - Kaylee & Jonathan Hill announce baby 2 (2 SDs late). 14th - Jill & Derick Dillard announce baby 4 after a miscarriage earlier in 2024.

Predicted Events - January No predicted events for January.

[orangememesicle]

ok, y’know what? we need to bring back some light reddit atheism. not the condescension and cultural ignorance, but the ruthless critique and mockery of religious conservatism. make the left mean to fundies again.

[antimony-medusa]

HELLO DSMP ENTHUSIASTS

I am come to you with my hat in my hand to tell you about a Fun New Event *jazz hands* that's running this fall that I am trying to lure people into. Ahem.

So Fic In A Box is one of the major multifandom fanfiction exchanges, so it runs on the People Submit Tags To A Tag Set > Everybody Signs Up With Ships They Want To Write And Want To Receive > Assignments Go Out > Work For Two Months > Reveals Once Everybody Gets A Gift. However, it has some interesting fun quirks which make it really fun and which is why I'm trying to lure DSMP people into it so I can match on DSMP plz plz plz.

First thing: It's a 10k exchange. You get two months to write it, but everybody makes or recieves (unless you have to drop) a 10k gift or equivilent. Don't you want a 10k gift? Come onnnnnnn do ittttt.

Wait, Equivalent?

Yes, this is point two. One of the things Fic In A Box is famous for is that you can opt into a whole bunch of rulesets, and they break everything down to 1k-equivilent increments, and so you can get 7k of fic, and 2k's worth of propoganda posters, and 1k worth of podfic, for example. 4k of birth chart analysis of your fave characters, 6k of in-world cost analysis spreadsheets. 2k fic, 8k worldbuilding headcanons. This ruleset is CRAZY in terms of the sort of stuff you can opt into, I encourage you to take a look at the tag set, it's everything from dress-up game to art remixes of your existing fic to in-world reddit articles to interactive fiction to poetry to gifsets to costume design. I'm personally looking at in-world RPF and in-world social media for DSMP and chortling madly as I imagine.

So wait, you might get one 10k gift or you might get several smaller gifts?

Yes, point 3. The other thing Fic In A Box does that they're famous for is swaps, which is where you look at all the sign ups in a handy app, and you go shopping among them, and then you go to the mods and say "I want to do 4k on my original assignement, and 2k of usernamealpha, and 3k of usernamebeta, and 1k of usernamthree" and they say "i'll see what I can do", and then the mods run everybody's requsts through the single most complicated spreadsheet in the world to make everybody's requests balance out to 10k, and then you get little micro assignments to work on over the two months.

This means both that if a 10k fic seems daunting, you can write a couple smaller gifts and work up to it that way, and also, though this isn't like something to plan for, if life gets bad you can do partial defaults and just turn in your 4k, you're not *necessarily* on the hook for 10k.

So now you're seeing why I want to recruit more DSMP people, eh? Currently I'm only matchable with one person. Please sign up. I want to do swaps. I want to set myself four impossible assignments. JOIN MEEEEE. Sign ups are open until September 3rd! Message me for more information and I will happily infodump and explain at you!

(more about the tag set and thus the stuff you can request/offer under the cut, cause it gets long)

There are like over a thousand individual fandoms in the tag set to choose from for your sign-up, and in addition to SMPEarth, QSMP, 3rd Life, Hermitcraft, Empires, and Outsiders SMP being in the tag set, this is the list of DSMP tags has SO many options, (some may not be to your taste but then you can just not offer them and wash your hands of it)

Clay | Dream & Eret (Dream SMP)

Dream/Philza/Technoblade (Dream SMP)

Dream/Technoblade (Dream SMP)

Eret & Floris | Fundy (Dream SMP)

Eret & Niki | Nihachu (Dream SMP)

Eret & Technoblade (Dream SMP)

Eret & Toby Smith | Tubbo (Dream SMP)

Eret & Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP )

Karl Jacobs/Quackity (Dream SMP)

Karl Jacobs/Quackity/Sapnap (Dream SMP)

Karl Jacobs/Quackity/Sapnap/Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP)

Niki Nihachu & Philza & Ranboo & Technoblade (Dream SMP )

Niki Nihachu/Technoblade (Dream SMP)

Noah Brown & Eret (Dream SMP)

Philza & Ranboo & Technoblade (Dream SMP )

Philza & Technoblade (Dream SMP )

Philza & Tommyinnit & Wilbur Soot & Technoblade (Dream SMP)

Philza/Technoblade (Dream SMP)

Quackity & Schlatt & Tubbo (Dream SMP)

Quackity & Tubbo (Dream SMP)

Quackity & Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP)

Quackity/Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP)

Ranboo & Tubbo (Dream SMP)

Ranboo & Tubbo & Michael the Piglin (Dream SMP )

Ranboo/Tubbo (Dream SMP)

Sam | Awesamdude & Quackity (Dream SMP)

Sapnap/Quackity (Dream SMP)

Sapnap/Technoblade (Dream SMP)

Solo: Eret (Dream SMP)

Solo: Quackity (Dream SMP)

Solo: Technoblade (DSMP)

Solo: Tubbo (Dream SMP)

Solo: Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP)

Technoblade & Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP)

Technoblade/Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP)

TommyInnit & Tubbo (Dream SMP)

Tubbo & Michael the Piglin (Dream SMP)

WB: Access to Creative Mode (Dream SMP)

WB: Any (Dream SMP)

(NOTE: WB tags are all Worldbuilding tags, and they mean that you want a fic or a gift that focuses a concept more than a relationship)

WB: Las Nevadas (Dream SMP)

WB: Manberg (Dream SMP)

WB: New L’Manberg (Dream SMP)

WB: The Cyberknife Conflict (Dream SMP)

WB: The Lives System/Revival Book (Dream SMP)

WB: The Syndicate's Operations and Logistics (Dream SMP)

Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit (Dream SMP)

So there is a BOLD assortment of tags to pick among, SURELY on that list you can find at least one. Technically to sign up you only need one relationship! They ask for three fandoms or they won't hold the exchange for you if you need to be pinch-hit (if your original gifter needs to drop), but if you're willing to take that risk, you can fully and legally sign up with an only-crimeboys or only-tntduo signup!

So! Shoot me a message or reply if you have questions! Join me! Fic in a Box!

[titleknown]

So, this is scary.

If you're unaware, NCOSE is a fundie org that used to be called Morality in Media that literally wants to wipe all porn from the internet and they're coming after Reddit.

Which is scary, because they've succeeded in very recent history. They were a major part of the push for FOSTA/SESTA that started the current wave of internet censorship, and they were very likely behind the crackdown on NSFW Steam games from a while ago.

So they've been successful, and they're trying to do it again, and we need to stop them somehow. I just... am not sure how.

I mean, aside from setting fire to their headquarters, but that's probably not particularly viable, so I welcome better ideas.

[rotzaprachim]

this is the longest I’ve gone without wasting time on Reddit fundie snark which will either be a relaxing down time to know what the worlds most unhinged outsiders may think of i/p or else the worlds worst nightmare to know what the worlds most unhinged outsiders think of I/p

[warcrimesimulator]

anyone remember that infamous christian fundie on deviantart (takes included "its sinful for women to wear pants") who moved to tumblr and become an edgelord reddit-tier atheist and white supremacist blog