you have the magnus archives. you have the magnus protocol. now, rusty quill is proud to present their newest spooky admin podcast - the argos catalogue
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I like to imagine that every so often, Caleb and Essek go on vacation which entirely consists of two weeks of Essek trying to brute force teleport them into Aeor so that Caleb can have another go at that necromantic gem in the pillar.
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kit: story collection (2008) - valerie tripp
“happy birthday gay people!”
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hi guys remember to stay gold and all that
my FRIEND got me into th OUTSIDERS and now im even LESS normal
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Jean Valjean really is the Most character ever, like he’s got everything: he breaks into people’s houses to give them money. He’s a cryptid who gets mistaken for a folkloric devil. He has semimagical super strength and parkour skills. He’s a symbol of the horrors of the carceral system and the trauma it causes. He keeps wigs in his pockets. He keeps “dying” and being buried alive and coming back wrong. His father’s name was Jean and his sister’s name was Jeanne. His entire family is dead or lost to him forever. He changes his name every minutes. He’s an expert marksman. He’s a committed pacifist. He once stopped a rampaging bull by the horns with his super strength. He’s fundamentally kind and gentle. He’s overly conciliatory and conflict-averse because of trauma. He’s inspired by St. Nicholas. He wishes he could die but feels barred from killing himself. He fakes his death and “feels reassured and at peace, as if he really were dead.” He saves people’s lives and then forgets they exist. He buries himself alive in a coffin. Every aspect of him breathes depression and weariness of life. He’s even a dilf!
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you heard it here first, folks
he's just a silly little guy
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i swear this new marauders fandom and the snape community really increased my love for dumbledore ten fold. it is so easy to feel like the smartest bitch here and all i have to do is read canon dumbledore as he is presented.
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