#future brother in law

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Future Brother In Law

[hurricanekate95]

Just learned my brother in law sees me as the sad girl 😂 thank dude

[the-scarecrow-of-aus]

Time limits and being late for dinner

Danny, pinned down by gunfire on top of a wounded red hood who caught him in his territory and chased him into a rivals warehouse:

"Hey hood, soo... hypothetically, if I was to remove your helmet how long is the detonation trigger?"

Jason starting to lose conciousness and slur from blood loss:

"Like half a second after it triggers, it'll blow before you can clear my head, why?"

"Cool, that gives me half a second to see why my sister is obsessed with your ugly ass!"

"What? Wait... who's your sis-"

*grabs Jason's head by the helmet and phases it straight off and through his body using the momentum to throw it towards a group of shooters in a single move*

[There's a loud bang and the shooters duck for cover as two go down screaming from the shrapnel]

"-ter... hey! How'd you do that?"

"Ugh, I was right, you remind me of Johnnie. Oh well, c'mon man, well be late. Not something you want to experience when jazz is waiting"

"Jazz... Wait! Are you kidding me, the bookworm Jazz, is your sister?"

Danny braced his arms across hoods chest under the arms like they were floating in water and leaned backwards, red hood and himself suddenly unburdened by gravity slid through the wall covering their backs and disappeared from sight (if not sound as Jason dazedly kept commenting on the cute girl he'd mistaken for babs and if she actually liked him back)

They were late, jazz was definately gonna be mad!

[babygirl-diaz]

Eddie: Hey Maddie!

Maddie: Hey future brother-in-law

Eddie: What?

Maddie: What?

[ltwharfy]

A little detail I loved in "The Amazing Rudy": when Rudy is eating with the Belchers, Gene gives up his usual chair and sits in the folding chair, letting Rudy sit next to Louise.

I was trying to remember any other (non-Thanksgiving) occasions when one of the kids' friends ate with the family and the one I thought of was Tammy in "Sleeping with the Frenemy". Checking a screencap of that, I noticed that Tammy is sitting in the folding chair. No one is giving up their normal chair for Tammy.

So it's not like Bob and Linda force one of the kids to give up their chair for a guest. Gene chose to let Rudy sit in his chair (even though it was Gene's special B- dinner!) Just another cute Gene and Rudy moment in an episode that has a few of them ("love you, bro.")

[hipersensitive-pacifist]

Eddie, honey, now is not the time to be checking out your crush

[lost-wandering-historian]

You've heard of the trope of Garak and Bashir having a marriage of convenience (then admit their true love) to get him out of being extradited to Cardassia or something similar. But have you considered instead: Garak gets adopted by the O'Briens.

[zarla-s]

GOD I CAN'T STOP, HELP this one is a sequel to Don't change the subject, it alters the meaning of the sentence. I didn't mean to write one but I guess I did oops

Anyway it's about Zhanna and Medic talking about Heavy's protectiveness for the most part. It's not a shovel talk! It's nice really.

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Title: Need for Need Words: 6.8k Rating: PG-13 (some mentions of sex) Fandom: Team Fortress 2 Pairings: Heavy/Medic, Soldier/Zhanna Warnings: None

Summary:  

Zhanna wants to talk to Medic about her brother.

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[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

MK: Out of all the reckless, irresponsible, immature, things you could have done-

Rumble: Don't forget idiotic, imbecilic, inane.

Savage: *nodding* Yep, you sure left out a few adjectives there dude.

[chaos-vulpix]

Jay: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt Nya, you’ll kill me?

Kai: No. If you hurt Nya, she’s perfectly capable of killing you herself

[that-spring-court-blond]

My future boyfriend just told me he’s talking with this chick Jesminda. How do I kindly tell her to get the fuck away from my man?

[thearchertheprey]

rescue ranger

[banrionceallach]

Can fully envision Shaun Temple telling people 'this is my wife Donna Noble and this is our daughter Rose and this is my wife's partner the Doctor.'

[inutaffy]

can u imagine el having a partner (not in party) in the future and talking 2 them about first loves and el says: "my first bf was my first friend actually :) we had our differences and faults but it was okay sometimes. i was 12 though. he's also gay."

[ltwharfy]

I enjoy thinking about Rudy, Gene, and Zeke as future brothers-in-law and here's a small headcanon I came up with about that after the most recent episode:

About once a month or so the three of them and Bob get together to have dinner. Gene dreams up the entrees, Bob and Zeke do their best to make them into something good, Rudy helps however he can and offers positive feedback regardless of how it turns out (afterall, he found loaded baked potato lasagna to be "groundbreaking".)

[rachelfoleyisntdead]

Ok but Ashrah disapproving of Bi-Han and desperately trying to set Sareena up with Tomas instead would be sooo funny.