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[randompajamaalt]

OOOOKAY SO I MADE SOME FANART OF THE SUPER COOL OOPSIE!OMENS AU BY ASLEEPYY!! @asleepyy I really hope you don’t mind getting mentioned UHHH yeah I drew Azazel!! I’m in love with your au and I’ll probably draw some Jophiel soon :) yippie this took far longer than it shouldve

keep up the super content my dude you’re so epic 👍👍

[neotickles]

I'm once again rising from my grave to harass you

So for the ask thing: 6, 18, 30, 32, and 34 please

-X

(sorry for the late response! been busy the whoooole week waaaaa! it's good to see you again!)

now then, time to get a furious lee mood i guess.

6. Do you prefer soft tickles or hard tickles?

SOFT TICKLESS..... I honestly think they tickle more sometimes....

18. Someone who was an unexpectedly good ler?

YOU. X.

30. How easily do you get flustered?

Not answering this. Mean question. Rude. I will not stand for this slander.

32. Opinion on cuddly tickles?

VERY AWESOME!! So relaxing and still super TICKLY because most of the time it's LIGHT TICKLES and AAAAAAAAA

34. Have/Would you ever play a game of "Keep Your Arms Up?" How long would you last?

Naw dawg. I'd win. I'd last until the ler's fingers got tired. I'd WIN! TRY TO BEAT ME AT THIS GAME YOU CANNOT.

[merlioske]

"for without you I am lost" is a Merlin classic TO ME

0mg whaaaat😭😭💕💕💕

For real? That ... That means so much.

Thank you 💕💕💕💕💕💕

[habsforever]

June 9th, 2023 - It has been 30 years since the Montreal Canadiens, since any Canadian team, last won the Stanley Cup.

[randomcollection-o-stuff]

The Blades of Chaos and the flaming Meathook are simultaneously my gender and sexuality

[hinamie]

I'm always pushing you away from me / but you come back with gravity / and when I call, you come home

[emmyrosee]

C-can we have baby megumi call reader mom for the first time 🥺👉👈

YOU TRYNA KILL ME 🥺

——-

The movie is just about over when you meet your gaze with toji, who’s half asleep on the couch next to you. He smiles exhaustedly before flicking his eyes down to megumi, who’s fast asleep in your lap. Bedtime was hours ago, but ever the stubborn one, Megumi insisted on watching the movie with you both, changing the subject from horror to family friendly.

He was sound asleep not fifteen minutes in. Your thighs are tingling with numbness, but you would never dare waking the small boy.

“I’ll clean up toys, you wanna do bedtime?” He asks. You hum happily and scoop the small boy in your arms, smiling as he stretches before nuzzling closer. “Kid’s getting big.”

“Never too big to be tucked in,” you mewl, shifting Megumi slightly. He smacks his tiny lips together.

“Maybe he’s too big for ya-“

“No, he’s not, he’s perfect, back off,” you hiss quickly, making Toji snicker and shake his head. You carry him down the hall to his bedroom, plopping down on the small bed and cradling him close. His cheek is warm against your hand, and you press a tiny kiss to his forehead adoringly.

“Your dad’s crazy,” you whisper to the small boy, brushing his hair out of his face. “But I guess we’ll keep him, yeah?”

“Mmhm,” megumi huffs, knuckling his eye. You smile roll your thumb over the swell of his cheeks.

“Go back to sleep, ‘gumi,” you coo, shifting the blanket to slot him under. He quickly burrows under the warmth, nuzzling into his pillow. His cheeks are reddening with sleep, and just as you make a move to leave, he paws for your hand.

“Mumma…”

The room is still, save for Megumi’s rhythmic breathing. His tiny fingers grip onto your ring finger, holding tightly. His little lips are smooshed against the pillow as he sleeps, but you however, couldn’t breathe, too overcome with emotions over just what megumi said.

Mumma. He called you his mumma, he trusted you enough, loves you enough to give you that title, and your bottom lip wobbles as your thumb strokes over his tiny fingers. Tears roll down your cheeks and splatter onto the sheets below you, darkening the fabric underneath. Your free hand comes up to cover your mouth, worrying about waking him with your sobs.

Your body trembles with emotion, exhilaration and excitement coursing through you, and you try your best to keep it all composed.

“M-Mumma’s he-re, baby,” you choke, squeezing his hand gently.

You’re not sure how long you’re sitting there, watching him sleep, but it’s long enough where toji comes to seek you out.

“Jeez,” he grumbles, voice low to keep his son from waking up. “How long does it take-“ he softens at the sight of your tears. “The hell happened?”

“He called me mumma,” you explain, sniffling and shaking your head. “He’s just… never done that.” At your explanation, toji chuckles and stalks into the bedroom, big hand resting on your back and rubbing soothing circles to ground you.

He hums, “what can I say? The booger likes you.”You look up at him with a smile, and he uses his free hand to wipe a tear from your eye. “And I got no complaints about your company either.”

You gently ease your hand out of Megumi’s grip, moving his stuffed dog from one side of his bed and into his arms, which he subconsciously grabs and nuzzles into.

“I like him, too,” you whisper. You look back up at toji, and immediately, raise your arms. “And I’ll like you too if you carry me to bed.”

He groans softly, “the kid is right here-“

“If you really love me you’ll do it,” you tease. Toji rolls his eyes and hunches over to get you onto his back, shushing you as you giggle and climb on.

“You tryna wake the brat up?” He grunts, carrying you out and closing the door behind him.

“He’s not a brat.”

“You’re a brat.”

You kiss his temple wetly, “so what?”

“I’ll give you so what,” he grumbles, stalking through the halls.

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

[clownsuu]

(Selective) Art block is really kickin my ask rn smhhhhh

So I must commit another violence to the goobiest goober-

[dasketcherz]

okay, fiiine... your sister's not so bad, goggles.

[jupitisms]

WHY HE HAS BGUGS IN RHERE?!?

[queruloustea]

some little gay bug sketches :]

bonus under cut

i like to think quirrel is actually very very bad at cooking. made with love of course but probably a very unique experience. burn the water season the stew with herbal tea forget how to cut a vegetable type situations

(hollow, i think, would likely not mind. they are not the type of critter i’d expect to have a typical idea of what tastes good. they probably make their own Atrocious Soup which is in turn thoroughly enjoyed)

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

Just thinking about bisexual realisations

[seldompathic]

"Did you see him at all..before..?"

Delivering the news that Tails was gone was never going to be easy, but Amy still felt wildly unprepared for the way those emerald eyes all but shattered.

[kandidandi]

[andy-clutterbuck]

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