#geddit?

[mcnostril]

There is a cool and popular tweet about Samus Aran microwaving spoons but we could not find it so I had to reconstruct it from memory*

*I have never seen the thing in question so I had to invent a memory first.

[forbiddensasuke]

The whimsy levels of today are catastrophical. :3c

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Am I the only one who caught all the shoe shots in Goncharov? The director used shoes as a shorthand to show class distinctions, moral alignment, character decisions, and even ranks in the mob. He sets this up right at the beginning when Petrov is buried in the shoes he used to commit his first murder.

Of course there were themed boot merchandising sales. Shoes are probably more logical merch than posters for the film.

[theragnarokd]

Ok but pls consider:

Instead of troll Jesus Signless

Troll Moses Signless

He leads his people on an exodus (to earth?)

It's fuckin Passover my dudes let's get some Moses going on

[bobauthorman]

Behold, the MVP of V9

That is one happy bird. So happy, I think he'll flip.

[chitaayakuqing]

My mom: What if Sirius was Harry's biological dad?

Me: Now, Mom, that's just Sily.

[shadowspirez]

Here's a Jeremy lol

behold! a microscopic organism!!

[greetings-inferiors]

I jokingly asked “what’s t’eat” because I think that contracting words that aren’t contracted is the height of comedy, then my father responded “it’s a nipple, innit” 😂

[bi-pisces07]

@ninja-knox-ur-sox-off I have no idea how I did this but enjoy~

✨Dramatically holds an burnt marshmallow ✨

[breadandfandom]

Got roped into Twisted Wonderland by a friend so I decided to draw my first card

[redladydeath]

geoffrey, after william disqualifies himself from the whatever-they’re-trying-to-do on account of not actually being a consort: well, that’s one horse out of the race!

william: rude.

[magnetictapedatastorage]

Just had the most massive nosebleed of all time??? It ran SO fast it literally spattered the walls and floor like a goddamn stab wound while i ran for tissues. Literally. Every. Where. Ugh. Im sure i missed some spots. I'll clean the rest up when its dry. God its like a paint can rolled through.

[suvarnarekha]

brushing your teeth is cool! but rinsing your mouth? that's ✨coollah✨

[janelss]

Flowers

I was lamenting over the fact I couldn't get the partner flowers, when turns out all I needed to do was spew lyrical at em because then it's flowery language.

[lrgcarter]

What legal recourse did the honey bee lawyer use to force the state to release the wrongfully imprisoned horse and donkey?

Hay-bee-ass Corpus.

[bobauthorman]

It’s May Day.