#geraskier post

[spielzeugkaiser]

Ages ago I got an ask about Jaskier singing 'burn butcher burn' and Geralt listening in, but I truly think Jaskier is never performing that one again. OTHER SAD BREAKUP SONGS THO 👀

[crispyliza]

It's always funny when an author on ao3 that I subscribed to for a specific fandom starts posting fics for another fandom that I'm also in. Especially niche ones. Great minds think alike I guess.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

jaskier : i saw you and your wife from across the room and i'd really like to get to know you both better

[hannibard]

....I'm sorry (x)

[0dde11eth]

Geralt: Oh roach, I screwed up my friendship with jaskier, I sent him away. Why do I ruin everything I touch?

Roach: You self sabatoge because it allows you to predict the outcome of events. It gives you a false illusion of control over your destiny. Furthermore you are afraid that allowing the colorful foal to love you will make you happy and you don't know how to handle that because you are so emotionally constipated that youre a literal shit head

Geralt: 0.0

Roach: I mean... *neigh*

[rebrandedbard]

More sketches for @flowercrown-bard‘s series ‘he loves me, he loves me not’ which I love with all my heart <33333

[natjennie]

jaskier really created a whole mythos surrounding geralt of rivia, white wolf, hero of the people, for the continent to adore and get invested in and then fucking wrote and performed her sweet kiss with the lines "I am weak my love and I am wanting. if this is the path I must trudge, I'll welcome my sentence, give to you my penance, garroter, jury, and judge" and then had to like. live with the fact that he admitted he's in love with the subject of his songs. every tavern he plays at the whole crowd is just side-eyeing geralt in the back like. um. hello. and he grunts and stomps up to their room. and then burn butcher burn comes out and the whole continent is like whoooaaa shit there's drama!!! jaskier is literally out here taylor swift narrating his whole relationship and geralt just has to trudge into town like. does anyone need a swamp monster killed? and the mayor or w/e goes hey aren't you the guy from the song, you really pissed that bard off what did you do leave him at the aisle or something. and geralt just has to be like. nope, must be a different witcher he's talking about. anyway swamp monster?

[pixlatedvampire]

It’s been ten years since I finished a drawing so please enjoy these two idiots I drew all the way back in 2021 😭🤣

[izzy-hands]

The Witcher + Text Posts [12/?] (geraskier edition vol. 3)

[spielzeugkaiser]

Season 3 really brought the S1 Geraskier vibes back for me and I can't really explain why or how, but I just love it 🥺 they are deep in their cups (well. Jaskier is!) meanwhile Ciri under the cut:

They are very cute but she is tired. CIRI HAS SEEN THINGS

[crispyliza]

It's a real struggle

[bluedillylee]

Geralt used a special witcher wrestling move!

It was super effective!

[ID: Jaskier and Geralt lay in bed next to each other. Jaskier can’t sleep and tosses and turns bothering Geralt who is trying to sleep. Geralt turns and flops on top of Jaskier telling him to stop moving. Jaskier’s eyes get big and he says “oh this is very nice” as he embraces Geralt. Last panel Jaskier is asleep with Geralt blushing as he’s laying on top of him. End ID]

[hannibard]

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[finleycannotdraw]

roach tripped him

[justsomecouscous]

og write/creator: yeah these two ppl absolutely hate each other, just like pure loathing, that's their arch nemesis right there and they've been actively trying to kill each other since they met like they just genuinely hate each other so much-

A sixteen year old girl with daddy issues and a new hyper fixation: no for much longer they won't :)