#ginger hill

[stray-cat-with-internet-access]

[dredgesnails]

stardew valley au where joel and skizz are new residents to pelican town (hermit town?). joel just inherited a large farm from his late grandfather and skizz is moving in with his old friend after reconnecting with him and wanting a fresh start. and the townspeople are like, kinda weird.

bdubs is fine enough - he’s a sweet man with a fun personality and he’s the local builder, but it’s almost frightening how fast he constructs new buildings when joel needs them. pearl, their resident postmaster, is also pretty normal other than the fact that skizz never seems to be awake early enough to catch her delivering mail. scar is lovely but he’s never available when joel wants another chicken. the mayor, xisuma, is pleasant too, if a little eccentric at times, but he doesn’t really seem to do much in town.

for the most part, skizz is settling in well. he’s moved in with impulse, who runs the local blacksmith in town, and he gets along well with most of the local townspeople. he’s started spending his evenings at the local saloon listening to ren regale the patrons with fantastical tales while he and stress serve up food and drinks, and he finds himself growing close with cleo, the local sculptor. he even gets a new wardrobe from hypno free of charge, and sometimes helps cub out with his totally scientific studies and creations.

skizz also joins forces with beef (who helps to supply the local general store that xb and keralis run) in terrorising the local manager of the corporate chain grocery store that no one likes. doc is a terrible manager but would make a fun supervillain (according to joe hills, the bookseller who appears once in a blue moon but seems to know doc more than anyone in town).

joel, on the other hand, seems to only be interacting with the strangest residents in town. he discovers the adventurer’s guild after only a couple weeks, and is only somewhat irritated by iskall’s refusal to pronounce his name correctly. false promises to give him prizes if he can kill enough monsters, which is not something joel had expected to be doing when he pictured farm life, but here he is. he stumbles upon a travelling cart one day, and the man inside insists he’s a knight from a faraway land, that he risked his life to make it all the way here to sell his wares. it’s all stuff joel can get cheaper elsewhere.

he’s pretty sure the local doctor has no real medical training, but then he passes out while fighting monsters and he wakes up completely fine, so zedaph probably knows what he’s doing. maybe. when joel isn’t passing out he sometimes makes trips to the library-slash-museum, which is probably almost completely empty because mumbo, who begs joel for anything to display, looks like he’s never fought a duggie in his life. eventually mumbo gives joel a key to the sewers, which are way cooler than they have any right to be, and that’s where he finds jevin’s secret sewer shop. jevin lives in town. he just also has a shop hidden underground. joel has stopped asking questions by now.

and then there are the three who live by the beach. etho spends most of his time tinkering around the fishing hut or hovering around bdubs, but sometimes he drives the bus to the desert. only sometimes. there might be something under his mask. no one knows for sure. gem runs the fish shop most days and she claims she’s a sailor, but joel has never seen a single working boat around despite all the ocean. she can also hold her breath underwater for an uncannily long amount of time, like, scarily so, and will sometimes disappear for a few days and return with an abundance of treasures. joel has never seen her leave by boat. grian fishes a lot and runs the shop when gem can’t, and he sometimes talks as though the sea can speak to him. skizz has caught him staring into space for extended periods of time. one time he waded into the water and just stood there, head down, muttering to himself.

apparently there used to be a lighthouse but “it’s gone now”. gem says if they ask bdubs nicely enough maybe they can build another one, but she and grian are banned from build requests after the last incident with their pet snails (joel has never seen the snails, but scar complains about them enough to convince him they’re real).

there also might be some kind of wizard who lives in the creepy tower in the woods. skizz has heard he’s the one who helps maintain the power in the valley, and joel’s convinced he hallucinated seeing him once until he recieves a letter from the wizard himself, and visits him only to find that the strange fire-creature he saw that one time was, in fact, tango, who is human for the most part, he just sets himself on fire sometimes.

[konigsblog]

strawberry blonde könig is so adorable to me. i wanna play with his wavy/curly locks of red hair, whilst stroking him gently and sloppily, kissing down his marked, scarred nape with his large fingers tangled in my hair, a strong arm wrapped around my waist. :(

he's so hairy... his balls are furry and hairy with his strawberry blonde, curly pubes ;3

[texaschainsawmascara]

for the ones who don’t have great sibling relationships all those other posts talk about

Clive Baker / Succession / Joshua A. Krisch / Cain Kills Abel / Natalie Diaz / Shameless / Richard Siken / Sharp Objects x / Jenny Han / The Other Boleyn Girl / Jane Mersky Leder / The Haunting of Hill House x / Succession x2 / Silver Linings Playbook / Boy Meets World / Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 / Ginger Snaps / Scream 4

[grechkathekasha]

HAPPY KISS A GINGER DAY

maria’s apology to natasha in catws deleted scene 100% true

[hauntingyourself]

One thing about me is that I will see a story about tragic siblings and grab it by the throat and shake it around like a rabid dog with a squeaky toy

[twic0rd]

my @technoblade-gift-exchange gift for @wrldrevolving !!! fting steve :D its nap time! i hope you like it!

[luxi-lilith]

I just realized how much of a slūt I am for early 2000's horror movies 😩🤌

[featherlumina]

OKAY I GOTTA RANT ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR LINE FOR A SEC

BITCH. NEITHER HAVE YOU!! DSGJDSASKCAS-

You think that's such an own and you don't know who your own birth mother is either, Genny boy! The audacity! The hypocrisy!

his foster mother doesn't count and this line has just bothered me for eons and it makes me mad 'cause Gen's all smug about it when he has no damn right to be

Anyway back to your scheduled programming everyone lmao

[ghostclangen]

moon one hundred six - leafbare

[g1ngerbeer]

free my boy from allo allegations they did none of that!!

[noikaido309]

windows 95/98 stamps ?

i made this for an idea i had but im not gonna used them anymore so feel free to use or whatever! 

[ramlightly]

how would those 2 be as parents tho?

Okay. I have three answers to this

1- Ginger has a dick, Thistle has a vagina, of all of the pairing they would probably have the easy time having a kid. Not that would matter BECAUSE

2- Demons aren't born in (my version) of Hell. They are made. They are either created for a purpose via sacrifice/ritual (Thistle made from a general's blood to fight in the army) or entirely by accident (Dandelion is was made when his father's shadow got sliced in a duel). In theory, if Ginger and Thistle really really wanted a kid, they could do ritual to make one. Or even the universe might just go "oh you mentioned you wanted a family and the blood moon is in the right place and it's the 14th day of the month? here's a kid, there you go". It's magic! It's funky like that!

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

3- it's really just fun to make theoretical kids for pairs lol. We don't have to have to figure out the logistics of it! It's magic, it's fine!

[horrorgirlspoll]

THIS IS IT: THE FINAL ROUND

which of these two will win the tournament for best horror girl duo ?!

[clay-pidgeon]

cordgrass hill-middlemore high schools ontology club, a group of 5 ambiguously gendered students with extremely incompatible moral codes who meet up to discuss a question thats only kinda sorta relevant to their town at large: how the FUCK do we stop the universe from retroactively making itself not exist because it keeps trying to do that and thatd be pretty bad, right?

featuring vanessa engel, who may or may not have recently moved here (its very confusing and no one knows) ginger rosa, who was double elected for both Best Smile and Most Contemptuous in last years yearbook, virtue courtenlock, who is the perpetual back end of the horse costume of life, perimuth park, who is almost definitely not a student here nor is xe an "organism", and etoile devereaux, who invented a new branch of nihilism yesterday (its way worse than the other ones, we tested it)

[si1lenth1ll]