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mamawasatesttube · 9 months

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man. i wanna go back to bed.

#why am i in a programming class sitting btwn two guys who both don't understand pemdas #1/x² + x + 3 =/= 1/(x² + x + 3) why did i just have to explain this to both my seat neighbors #it's only 9:15 am so in a way i get it but also i said the denominator needs parentheses and dude on my left did it wrong .#girl help this is a college class #rimi talks

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absolutely-not-my-main-blog · 5 months

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I sincerely think if Dennis Reynolds and Jeff Winger were to makeout, it would benefit them both immensely, in fact, it’d be good for their health

#jeff winger #dennis reynolds #wait wait okay they run into each other because Jeff’s a student and Dennis is out looking for his usual college girl type he’s so set on #but like they both come to the realization that’s not what they want anymore/never what they wanted or what will make them happy #because they see reflections of themselves in each other #and after having a wild whirlwind affair or one night stand they part ways each changed by the experience #and Dennis comes home and tells Mac how he feels #and Jeff tentatively accepts the dean’s invite to a dinner or something #text #anmmbposts #and also the next time the gang needs a lawyer Dennis is like I know a guy so they don’t have to use uncle jack anymore #and Jeff takes The Lawyer completely off guard and absolutely destroys him #and Charlie gets to excitedly talk with him about bird law to which Jeff either tells him hey greendale actually has a class on that #or hey you could teach a class on that at greendale #ignore me writing my silly crossover fanfic in the tags I’m at work and the thoughts are suddenly vibing #and they become like amicable sorta exes and if they ever meet each other’s friends do you think Mac and Shirley would bond over religion?#do you think Britta and Dee would get along?#I think Charlie might have fun playing games or building forts with troy and abed they could play night crawlers together #help me my mind keeps going

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bonefall · 9 months

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you don't have to answer this ask, cause it isn't really an ask i just have to say right now as i find out with the better bones au is i am so freaking excited, like i havent even started reading stuff yet and this is just so cool, its like the jittery cant stop smiling excitement. yeah thats it, this is really cool

I need to make it all more accessible for newcomers AUGH!!

For now I hope the history lesson and all the links in it can provide a good time! But LORD I really need to get the fragment bin done for everyone

#And Clanmew day is the 30th #And class starts up again in September DX #I wish I could hire a minion but like for organization #Girl help im just a college boygirl with a special interest who lives on eggs and frozen veggies #Bone babble #As it currently is the blog is like rooting around in a massive library for the sacred texts

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macroglossus · 5 months

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being evaluated for adhd by having one of those full psych evals that last like two hours. scared frightened etc.... last time i took it i lied extensively bc i was 13 and thought they might tell my mommy if i said i had suicidal thoughts. and i still have a habit of lying to therapists bc i'm embarrassed......... AGH idk. what if i take it and they tell me that the reason im Like This is bc im genuinely just weird and shitty and not bc im mentally ill at all. SCARED

#which is dumb bc i have been formally diagnosed with multiple mental illnesses i dont think they can just take it back right?????#this is so stupid and cliche but what if i have been faking it........ all along........ Argh.#when i was in res i was put on adderall (bc the house psych just kind of experimented w meds LMFAO) and i had to go off them after like #two weeks bc it was affecting my appetite in a way i couldnt afford at the time lmao. but i do genuinely feel like it helped during that #time.... which is why i want to go on it again!!!! but im scared theyll just be like nah and i wont be able to take any of my meds anymore #is that crazy. am i being crazy rn. idk i truly do think most of my experiences w school and like. life could be explained by adhd and #when i was a kid they thought i had it but the two meds they tried didnt work for me so they just. kind of gave up #and i was really extremely unable to do school and graduated hs w an insanely low gpa and then dropped out of community college. LMAO. not #that people w adhd cant be good in school i just couldnt make myself do homework and couldnt listen in class bc i was too busy focusing on #listening. if that makes sense #IDK. idk. i know it's become like. a trend to have adhd is the issue and everything is being attributed to having it so im worried that ive #like. accidentally fallen in w that? even though ive thought i had it for forever and everyone has been like girl do you have this. IDK!!!!#idk. idkkkk im just like. genuinely scared. it's not the end of the world if im not diagnosed obviously but that means that #im just like this for no reason at all. and there's no way of helping it bc it's just the way i am. and i actually am just shitty n lazy.#epic. which incidentally is the proper name for how fucking long these tags are my bad. if you read this far sorry for being insane 👍

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agnesandhilda · 2 months

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they should invent a day with enough hours in it for me to get all my tasks done without having to turn into a joyless husk

#bolo speaks #I don't wanna get too specific here but I do not have the option of not having a job. full stop I cannot afford it #and I'm a full time college student too. so in practice I go to work every morning and then immediately to class and don't have any real #free time until the evening. so I've got a goddamn nine to five #and THEN when I get back to my dorm I'm naturally tired if only from being out all day and just want to rest 😭 but I still have assignments #AND I need to get to sleep at a reasonable hour for work in the morning the next day #I can either fall behind on my schoolwork or Eliminate what free time I get for the majority of the work week #girl help.

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fazafras-pizza · 7 months

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This one's for Miss Valencia if she's still here.

There's a lot of things I would like to ask you, but I have the feeling it's not the right time.

So I will ask one easier thing, if you don't mind me.. Why does Charlotte/Puppet seem to dislike you?

(Also, I'm very sorry about not asking here for so long. Admitedly I didn't know what to ask, but then it happened that college had me too busy with assignments :c I still love this blog!!)

ERICA: They blame me for not catching William yet, they hate that I still have them work like the animatronics, they hate that I'm under an NDA by the company so my hands are tied on a lot of things, on and on and on.

ERICA: The main one is that I can't get Henry to come visit them, but good golly I've been trying.

MANGLE: I mean, at some point it's not your fault. He's the one refusing to come by.

ERICA: I know, but they still blame me for it. I'll just have to get Fredbear to come with me on a visit or something to get in their good graces again.

#asks #sweet-dreams-girl #mangle #erica #day 5 #op: and no worries! college can be super overwhelming i totally get it #op: always look out for your health first when it comes to school #op: and genuinely if you can do it skip classes sometimes #op: i didn't do that until my last couple of years but it really did help #op: obv don't do it all the time or with teachers that'll get mad about it but most will be fine with it and it can help #op: and i'm someone who stressed out about grades all the time and hated missing so you know i mean it genuinely lol #op: but def do what you can to take care of yourself bc college can be a lot

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hugsqueeze · 6 months

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.....THERE ARE TYPOS IN THESE 💀🪦 PLZ EXCUSE MY RIDICULOUSNESS But here's the basic info and synopses of my OC storylines (most of them at least). Not including projects that I have not fleshed out the stories of at all yet (like Census: Zero) or stories within stories (like Happy Harmony Fusion)... I HAVE LOTS OF IDEAS.....

#pinch posts #🍎 heartland orchard #✂️ (un)becoming #🦴 the hound #🧰 a girl's guide #🥀 before my lover #🍽️ farmer's breakfast #👤 meet your maker #📖 due or die #🌼 house of daisies #phew...#a girl's guide is the least helpful description I APOLOGIZE #alt description: yasmin is a sheltered college student who craves independence and a financially lucrative career path so she can take care #of her family. when she attends a home improvement seminar... the class is not as advertised..... 😳#LOLL

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munamania · 8 months

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OH MY GOD also guys. please literally go to any amateur theater or whatever that u can near u. i went to a live performance of the it's always sunny ep where theyre doing the nightman. or whatever. it was soooooooo silly and so fun and in that room i could feel centuries of people gathering in rooms to laugh together. this is what can save humanity

#abby talks #i want them to do another one...#then we went to this sketchy weird party. well FIRST we saw one of my old buddies at the show!!!!!!!#hes gonna help w my thesis film and then he was gonna come to the party but by the time he was ready we were leaving #it was crazy me and my friends were so high and we were just in this absurd house. fucking maze ass layout #so anyway these dudes r playing mario kart. i asked my friend if there were going to be mostly straight ppl there and well that was a yes #these two dudes trailed me until i found a way to perch in a corner with my friend next to me. anyway. these dudes r playing and bring up #brba bc of course. im sorry u guys know when we talk abt that show its extremely thin ice. bc this guy is ofc hating on skylar and we're #lit all like ok misogynist like. she was just a woman living her life with an insane gaslighting husband. but he Kept his values the whole #way thru... ok. anyway hes like genuinely getting mad like we can see him take pics of us and angrily type to someone LOL and them hes just #pissily playing the game. so anyway yeah then we went back outside. then left after watching ppl do keg stands #i get so scared for college girls. literally felt like i was staring daggers at all the guys around the vibes were just off.#anyway. so fun night.#the show was genuinely amazing im so excited to see the one person in my class this week. she played mac

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holyviolence · 3 months

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omg i spent the whole day cleaning my entire apartment because my family was coming to visit and 1) so so so happy my adhd is being medicated now it's literally changing my life and 2) i FINALLLY got through to my dad about how he probably has ADHD too!!!!! he finally said Yeah i think i might have adhd. and my mom was like Me too (we've had this talk privately before, she knows she has adhd too lol) And my brother is literally transferring to a different school because he can't concentrate and isn't disciplined at his current uni. adhd family.

#literally thank goodness my brother was here to like Perfectly describe in real time what happens to adhd people when they go to college for #the first time. there's less structure and you fall apart. i used that as an opportunity.#i've slowly slowly slowly been chipping away at my Entire family btw. i've finally convinced my dad that medication is a GOOD THING.#i said You know. there's a lot in life that you feel like you Have to live with. but being on meds has made life so much easier and happier.#and that's when my dad finally said it.#:^) sometimes i like..... think about my family and how complicated i feel because growing up was super tough with all of them but now they #are all better people..... and i can't help but feel proud because as much as it is ABSOLUTELY great job for THEM for getting there But i #also feel uhhh partly responsible because i was constantly calling them out for shit. not always in the best way #but always standing up for others and challenging them on their worldviews and just casually talking about more liberal (as in free. not #politically) things. yes i do feel like if it wasn't for me my family would be worse people #i KNOW one of my brothers would be because he literally told me so. and it makes me happy. it is proof that my life is worthy and i have a #good impact on the world. it doesn't have to be a big thing i do to change things..... because i believe in the Ripple Effect #my dad is a teacher and he uses the proper pronouns for his trans students without complaint now. that has a good impact on SO many people #the trans students and their classmates who hear their teacher respect them. my brother is no longer homophobic he's bi lol and #if i hadn't argued with him about what bisexuality meant bc he was Wrong when i was 18 and he was 16... i wonder....#my younger sister is one of the nicest kids i've ever met and i partly raised her. it feels great to see her be such a good kid #her best friend is a trans girl and when she first came out my sister was one of two people in their class who still wanted to be #her friend.#idk. just inspires me to keep being the best person i can be & always do what's right even if it makes people mad #bc no one can hurt me as much as my family has traumatized me (lol) and look what happened to them!! i didn't give up! and i see real change

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musubiki · 11 months

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is the plant shop thing actually a wattpad cliche? tbh i thought itd be cute for mochi to run a lil plant nursery

it is but i might use it anyway AHAHA the wattpad cliche is usually like... "she worked a humble flower shop/coffee shop/bookstore when he walked in... 😌"

usually what fits with the story will just.....come to me. or click with me in a way that makes me go OH THATS PERFECT THATS THE ONE!!!!! and that feeling hasnt happened with mochis shop yet so im not sure what ill do!!

the plant shop is definitely a good backup though,.,, mochi could just grow/sell plants that she could also use as spell ingredients,,.. "if you put this house in the south corner of your bedroom it will bring good studying and grades"....

#a bookstore would also be good actually #books that when read help you learn the knowledge easier and more permanently #popular with college students who are struggling with their textbooks #they set up shop and the lore immedately around the universities is (i bought my textbook for this class cheap and its so readable!!)#rumors begin that if you buy your textbook from mochi its 1) cheaper than the university bookstore and 2) somehow more readable??#no one understands but no one cares they just want to pass their classes #(i hear the girl who works there is cute and our age...)#(whoa for real??)#also serves as a library for her massive spellbook collection that she has on reserve #haha happy fun kid books with magic!! a fun read if youre just looking to sit around and have a good read!!#its all real

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woahajimes · 7 months

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meaneaterism isnt fun anymore :(

#all i want are good grades and more friends #and to get this damn job #also i realized yes i have heavily romanticized the college experience but. i also heavily romanticized my summer and life is what you make #it baby. so my college will be fire wherever i go #i had a dream last night tho that i got rejected from ubc #and then i cried my eyes out bc that meant i wasnt into uoft #and then i got in uoft #and i just #oh oh oh im so #legit dont care abt waterloo i just want the city girl experience #waterloo may be pretty but the sask campus is also pretty but the city. is there a lot of people #i also want to take dance classes #also what if i try weed #i think i will like get edibles or sth bc small doses help with anxiety #im also curious #bu yeah maneaterism isnt cool anymore #also all the men in my life dont listen to me #like okay my ex didnt and that was one of the numerous why i ended things #adn then im just realizing #i have never actually held a conversation with a man #i mean obv not rlly but men rlly need me to explain myself again #like you have to be joking. the one boy that did fr listen to me is the biggest ick ever now so

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asexualjedi · 1 year

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Just spiraling being like 🤪🤪🤪 what am I doing with my life I miss art I miss making videos I miss making coming and animation do I really want to do law. And logically I don’t really think I would want to move away from everyone I know to move to where I would need to be to do film or tv and animation. So like. 🔫🔫 accept it. And like I think helping people is something I’m very passionate about and will make me happy and I think if I just did art and comics I would feel bad about like big things like prison abolition and how terrible people are treated in our justice system is would bother and upset me and at least I can feel productive. But idk idk what to do. I just don’t know what is my anti drepressants or what. But truly working for the knife by Mitski whenever I watch tv or see cool art I get really depressed and yearn to be doing that stuff and idk what to do??? Like did/do I define my identity to much to being an artist but idk. I want to make things I misss working with people to make things and I know as a lawyer I will collaborate a lot. A lot of what u do seems so not fun and miserable and idk idk. But I’ve spent so much money and also i going to law school allowed my friend to have housing for foreseeably 3 years. Do I just get the JD and end up completely turning around and doing fucking. Like?? Entertainment law but in my head that’s always just disneys evil lawyers idk.